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Honestly wish I could do this, I miss my long hair sometimes :(
eevyd9g
[disappointment]
Came here for the [NAME] reference, was not disappointed!
ef6x0da
[neutral]
Can't wait to die so I won't have to hear [NAME] breath in my ears 100 years from now.
eez8h0z
[annoyance]
I thought I was done enjoying the Saints loss but this brought me right back. Great find!
eeym5bf
[admiration]
i didn't know this could happen.
eejl16l
[realization]
This is turtle thing
edqwp6f
[neutral]
Is it because of the accents you thought they were the same?
eef8b00
[curiosity]
Really funny how our FO liked the 2 of the worst qbs. [NAME] and [NAME] That’s why I’m skeptical about our FO now
edxtsia
[amusement]
I watched a video about fake makeup having rat piss in it. No thank you
eec1lu7
[disgust]
She was acting from her emotions instead of logic. I suppose I have a huge distain for that.
edbr4fe
[neutral]
You two are the real heroes
efanvlr
[neutral]
And then in a weird twist her family tries him for murder. Haha!
edxyeso
[disgust]
You are AMAZING. I especially love the woman !! :)
ed7jbsw
[admiration, love]
Ahh. Both of those are very good. Hope you enjoy them as much as I did.
ef706no
[optimism]
Damn, I really been playing this series all my life...and I ain’t got any regrets.
eex4bca
[neutral]
I love you tooooo!!
ee3e8cq
[love]
Man I love listening to [NAME] talk and I’d love to have a chat with him but he does talk some bollocks sometimes.
edkgnpn
[love]
This is the cutest shit I've seen all day.
ee1h7ek
[admiration]
I'd be so upset about this, I hope you got to enjoy it thoroughly :)
ef2d5g3
[disappointment, joy]
Also in response to /u/hyunL. There was. Among other things such as vocally wanting rape to be legalized, "breeding" farms, among other things.
edckk2f
[neutral]
A part of my soul died from reading that. Thank you for making me dumber from this experience.
ef3llrg
[gratitude]
Lol sounds great but that's probably not what the OP wants to hear 😉
ef9vfvu
[admiration, amusement, optimism]
Always felt like this match would go 5. Come on [NAME]!
ee65luq
[approval]
I see, good one.
edksr56
[admiration]
Will the neck beards grow longer now that they refuse to use Gillette products?
ee4nwgu
[neutral]
Aw thats so sweet A loving cimmunity is what [NAME] and [NAME] deserve for giving us such amazing content every day
ed9fhrb
[neutral]
allegedly it from when he was underage. So maybe let's not do that.
eeygoe0
[neutral]
Thank you for the tip. I've added it to my "to read" list.
edoqopg
[gratitude]
Guys you can’t blame him. They didn’t have basic math when he was in school
eektjbm
[caring, disapproval]
Every point you make is proven wrong lol. Just stop.
ed3ty28
[anger]
That’s a very precious word from [NAME].
ed1m4d8
[gratitude]
Looks more like [NAME] to me
ee0wnhs
[neutral]
I would consider it a date! Plus dancing (ballroom) is intimate...hope you have fun and good luck!
eerk0cn
[optimism]
So this offer is only open to isis? do you need to show some form of id to get the money.
eek1crn
[neutral]
I feel like someone smart will go pound bama on the ML right now. But that person won’t be me lol.
edj6zbz
[amusement]
The shattered glass looks like a sassy elf
eebi1b8
[neutral]
Don't get your hopes up; apparently car seats also cause autism:
eeelr2s
[neutral]
It looks like it's from the Molecule Effect on Santa Fe. Great quirky spot!
ef2dygj
[admiration, excitement]
[NAME] being discussed as top 15-20 pick, [NAME] top 5 and [NAME] early round 2. This would be the most amazing draft ever though lol
ee2hvy8
[admiration, amusement]
Our draft choices are horrible anyway, it doesn't matter where we pick.
edbn9nu
[annoyance]
That's the exact person who would buy one of those
ee884u2
[approval]
And is that good or bad?
ee5jby6
[curiosity]
Its 100% copy paste.
ednxudl
[neutral]
All I'm seeing here is that you commited a brutal murder.
ee41vki
[disapproval, disgust]
Hopefully you get a good bashing soon
ed1i9f8
[anger, optimism]
Thanks? Lol. Pairing [NAME] or [NAME] with [NAME], defensively, though? Yikes, to say the least.
eeoi2ei
[amusement, gratitude]
Very good! Now run along little boy. Shew! Fft!
ee6csut
[admiration]
Its great that redditors who bicker over different topics can come together for a laugh
eesi1o2
[admiration]
Agree 100% I guess I'm just happy to see anyone, even total scumbags, willing to criticize dear leader.
ed3p556
[approval, joy]
I enjoy gameplay grind. Don't shoot me lol.
eeis7pu
[amusement, joy]
I think they honestly don't realize they're self-contradictory. It's not your ordinary, everyday doublethink...
ef7e4df
[realization]
Love and Hope from a dictator [NAME]? [NAME], [NAME] and [NAME] would have you think so.
edrke7q
[neutral]
I really appreciate you saying that And yes he is the cutest
eczbvy8
[admiration, gratitude]
Pedophilia is a gender, shitlord
eddmq0t
[neutral]
Nice, I saw them during the Demo and was pretty impressed
ee579yx
[admiration, approval]
Stay strong dude
eczvg8i
[caring]
Never lost one. The black one just got trampled on a dance floor and it stopped hitting.
eeugcvl
[neutral]
This comment doesn't make sense. I'm not sure what you're trying to say.
eelk5tu
[confusion]
If he moved on, it’s time you do too. Plain and simple... your 15 years old... lots of time to find someone new.
eetpais
[neutral]
That might be the first time I've seen [NAME] block a shot
eeqein9
[neutral]
Apparently young children have to figure out breathing through their mouth. I forget at what age that typically occurs, but yeah...
eefcwnh
[approval, confusion]
Worst deal on the leafs right now easily
efem13i
[disgust]
Pulling for you so much ❤️. You got this!
eemuima
[caring, love]
#THEY DON'T VOTE IN FEDERAL ELECTIONS, JUST LOCAL ONES *Takes a deep breath*
ef9otfl
[relief]
Nope this was Saturdays sunset :) I wish I was out there today for the sunset!
ee18zqf
[desire, disapproval]
I miss [NAME] wish we could trade back for him!
ee6d8nb
[desire, grief]
good news is his fall was cushioned by [NAME] soft hairy body
ee5xvub
[neutral]
You don’t know how many screens it’s playing on in his room
eewqead
[neutral]
You can't rightfully earn a billion dollars. Your employees can, and fifty thousand people in sweatshops can, but a single person cant
eegou3r
[neutral]
The shading makes her face look like she has lumps under her skin.
ef0k7qb
[realization]
Yeah maybe I over indulged as a young lad!
ef6vwlx
[realization]
good thing i never called him a journalist and wrote multiple sentences about how his comedian instincts make his interview show bad.
efevlp8
[neutral]
You should’ve baked it in the oven, huge difference in quality. One of my favorite lonely Friday night Netflix meals.
eeevlpp
[realization]
I'm a doctor. The doctor examining him with severe back pain after an injury should test for sensibility, muscle strength, and reflexes at least.
ed2mzlq
[neutral]
Damn, this one sucks doubly so considering all the positive threads on here today.
ee6mdsy
[annoyance, neutral]
Couldnt they just play music through a speaker? This is hilarious
edt8hu9
[amusement, curiosity]
Now maybe :)
edsm5lz
[optimism, neutral]
Happy new year!
ed077un
[joy, neutral]
Well if you're in the plane I assume a boot in your ass to get you
eeyiwfc
[neutral]
Good for you, human. I hope you get the job!
edrjyo4
[caring, optimism]
I would have tactically thrown dynamite and blown my self up about 2 seconds in.
eecbvu9
[fear]
When you go get your things, if you can bring a friend. Wishing you all the best.
eel3p4t
[caring]
Great cover of my favorite song. I loved watching you slowly giving into the temptation to rock out to the rhythm.
edwugs8
[admiration, love]
I did ..
eec1svn
[neutral]
the upside is that they can hold quite a bit, so you can almost always just empty it in the comfort of your own bathroom
eekc42u
[neutral]
You're very welcome, and I hope it's the hardest thing you ever have to do--meaning I hope it's all downhill from here.
eew7qop
[optimism]
Talk to your grandparents... you will be surprised on how much general knowledge they have to share.
edd5ag7
[surprise]
He had a lot of bad games; the longer he played, the more frequent they became.
ee8vzci
[neutral]
O cool noworries ya I don't actually hate [NAME] he's now my favorite player for Vegas.
ee62pd0
[admiration, approval]
this kid is really good
eemrn23
[admiration]
Congratulations on your sobriety! A years worth of sobriety might be why the rum is gone 😉 I appreciate the suggestion.
ednhxmf
[admiration]
I am [NAME]
eebs3dw
[neutral]
Very succinct and accurate
ee2zbzy
[neutral]
I dont think a murder log that survived what killed off trex counts as cute, even if its only 2 or 3m long.
ef0gb0b
[disapproval]
[NAME] took the pupils
edob185
[neutral]
Not in Tuscaloosa, it's been a looooong time since that happened (1926)
eebo837
[neutral]
>my favorite 49er of all time A certain Mr [NAME] is mine. Mr [NAME] Is a close 3rd behind Mr [NAME]
ed9kctd
[neutral]
I'm not sure about bigger, but according to Google search algorithm, definitely as relevant.
edehggx
[confusion, neutral]
Ah yes three of my ~~best friends~~ worst enemies
eer4lgp
[anger]
Cook it in a round dish. The taste got confused because of corners
eez6144
[neutral]