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You're trying to send your 15yo sister and her Bf to jail because she annoys you? Tell your parents you need therapy.
efefxqa
[neutral]
He thought of it but we don't want his mother's house to be wrecked by the staff.
edo2usd
[neutral]
im sure he started that line with his own hard earned money
edqza35
[admiration, approval]
You can't choose whether you like pork better than chicken but you can choose whether you have pork or chicken for supper.
eebe9qp
[confusion]
So many questions...
edp9s3b
[neutral]
I think [NAME] has a pretty unconventional face, also [NAME]
eemwq3p
[admiration]
AMAZING!! I can’t wait for your talking head!
eeo2s9h
[excitement]
Seriously, someone out there has to love this dumpster fire TV show enough to edit some videos
ef4pa5w
[love]
She's as beautiful and as happy as ever
efbqet3
[admiration, joy]
[NAME]! You made me the happiest girl that could eva be!
efdq07j
[joy]
Gross. She did is so cruel ever. Document this report to cops against her.. And Disown/cut cruel family is best gift.
eelimz3
[neutral]
Jordan it doesn't have any terminal illness
eeab9f4
[neutral]
That LOD is a moron
eesde8k
[anger, annoyance]
hahah if only he had reddit
edu9dc7
[amusement]
LET'S INVADE THE PLAYER'S INSTAGRAM!
ed73n4q
[neutral]
She wantsyou to rugsweep. She's patronizing you.
ed6t5of
[neutral]
Hahaha love it
eevkdjg
[love]
O R B M A I N
edi86kw
[neutral]
ahh yes a glorious tribute to our Goddess.
ed83exh
[admiration]
looks unreal, like it's a toy or something.
eelojiq
[surprise]
Isn’t that the same as idols? I thought it’s a big nono for any intercession when it comes to [NAME]. I could be wrong though
efgchu8
[neutral]
Ok? I’m addressing your points here. Don’t worry though, your reply suggests personal attacks are the way forward.
eel9avh
[approval]
What's your point? All these comments are from people who clearly had not seen it before. Only a couple said they had.
ee9gtee
[curiosity]
Can we please just call out defense next year the Legion or Doom. The LOD just sounds incredible
ee6o9en
[admiration]
He’s still right. Doortrash sucks
ee5ent7
[approval]
This submission was removed for breaking rule 7. This topic has already been posted, please search.
ee51sz6
[neutral]
Yeah and I love my dog and I'd miss my dad.
eeob4e0
[love, sadness]
How stupid are you, if you dont réalize it’s staged
effcqdz
[anger]
Am I not supposed to have what I want? What I need?!?
ee8qw00
[annoyance, confusion]
you can anything you want when you have jordan bone
edllkuu
[neutral]
I think the saddest thing here is that he thinks "by-my-self" is how to write that.
ee5qb8x
[sadness]
[NAME] office just denied it
eeeglrx
[disapproval]
Or, orrrrr. All Girls Poop Mindset Only video you need to naturally have confidence when you socialize All Girls
efgwso6
[annoyance]
Dude don’t even trip. [NAME] is the shit. I also have a soft spot for [NAME] if you’re into her at all lol
edd9adv
[annoyance]
I just watched the entire episode. They never once hint that they were having an affair. That information didn't come from the show.
edytfom
[approval, disapproval, neutral]
Joint bank account?
ef4ji6h
[confusion]
This is his worst season since his rookie year
eees7gz
[disgust]
good guy win
eef7cr0
[admiration]
Because they vote democrat and democrats are the party of Mexico
eegt2j8
[neutral]
Ireland because Ireland. Not me but i did something pretty scary.
eer79tn
[fear]
Seems like a much ado about nothing.
eem14al
[neutral]
**I LOVE YOU!!!!** *[NAME] has unfollowed you.* ...oh.
eevewr2
[love]
But you’re so so loved! Please find some to talk to! I hope you can overcome this sad part of life.
ee64byg
[love, optimism]
“Why are you complaining, every team would’ve signed this guy”
edoro8r
[annoyance]
Yeah but it is what it is. Apparently I wasnt as clear as I could have been either.
edidjmg
[realization]
>it'll get invaded by tankie, unfortunately. How apropos.
eevxqzo
[neutral]
Does everyones dad/grandpa have this exact one? Mine do.
eeyzv7f
[neutral]
Thank you. I thought I was going crazy for a sec.
eec0rfi
[joy]
Small penis and resulting anger issues.
ed4y46b
[neutral]
Game: ok get out now Nea: a Game: no fuck you nea u toxic af
eeniasr
[anger]
It is not selfish to end a relationship that is causing you great stress and you feel is over despite loving them.
ed2egrq
[caring]
Sure, okay.
eee01ax
[approval, neutral]
Pair it with Mayhem meme eyes and baby, you've got a stew going.
eefdkfj
[neutral]
Get your mom professional help. Any grow person who runs away from their own home afterargument definitely has mental health issues
eemzktm
[caring]
Almost all cars go through auctions at some point. It's nothing to worry about.
eet9un2
[caring, neutral]
Most people in Hong Kong hate "One Country ,Two Systems" for Hong Kong. There's no way they'd wish the same fate for Taiwan.
edh4160
[neutral]
Ironically, a lot of these guys don’t have skulls that racist-ass phrenology would smile on.
edu6d3v
[neutral]
You look like 1 of those ISIS fighters got shot in the head
edho16r
[disgust]
"Time heals all wounds. Give time time." Best of luck to you.
ee2lul7
[gratitude]
i cant believe they went after lady [NAME] who has been compared to [NAME]
eecjxm2
[neutral]
spermatozoid is wrong someone with 31Q would have bigger problems than knowing how to write sperm Did you meanS this is beatiful
efdtgor
[confusion]
my god quit getting blocked
ee5spsi
[annoyance]
[NAME] damn that apron bump looked like it sucked
ef267c9
[annoyance]
I need this in my veins now.
eeafgci
[desire]
Thanks, not sure how I missed that. Fixed it!
ed6g91s
[gratitude]
To be fair, "Junior" was released 25 years ago.
edrmeg5
[neutral]
Thanks for the clarification
eda6oxu
[gratitude]
I hope you're pregnant, I'm not doing this anymore... Gx
edvg692
[optimism]
I’m afraid too. It’s the not knowing what will happen that scares me.
ed0s890
[fear]
r/suddenlytrans? This is totally a joke I'd make if I grew
ee6ecmr
[amusement]
Anyone else see her 10 year challenge post today or yesterday. I'm so shocked she wouldn't pick this picture.
eepk19l
[surprise]
What an awful video. I just wanted to see the jump in real time, not 10 cuts of the start, followed by 1 slomo finish.
ee6cjf7
[desire, disgust]
That is just untrue there were public schools in boston as early as 1682 that I know of. Edit. I wrote 1782 i meant 1682
ed969uf
[neutral]
r/iamatotalpieceofshit call the police for destruction of private property gg ez clapz
ef77vkw
[neutral]
Can't wait to bring it to 1
ed8ruwp
[neutral]
American democracy is weak but it's not dead. If the intention of your comment was to discourage people from voting then you are the problem.
eek84mm
[annoyance, disapproval]
I’m shaking rn
edz9q4z
[neutral]
Fear of awkward and inconvenient encounters. What can he do to you?
edsr92j
[embarrassment, fear, neutral]
TOO. MUCH. HESITATION. [NAME] should've gotten that on net a second earlier
eeguj4w
[neutral]
Thank [NAME] she did the math for us
eef7siy
[gratitude]
Myers Briggs test is like the star sign for a different kind of nerd
ee7u02r
[neutral]
Wow, a Walmart Truck Stop. I think that would be outstanding! They should do that everywhere, I mean they already have the land.
efgc1vc
[excitement]
Ok well I hate to break it to you but I'm a magical pink unicorn...posting something on the internet does not make it true
ef415vh
[disapproval]
internally down-voting for the sarcasm!
edtvbdl
[approval]
Thats sexist AF, man boobs are a thing smh my head
ee5rz4o
[neutral]
I'd be so pissed if that was my lunch
eepmzd8
[annoyance, optimism]
This is awesome. But also r/dontdeadopeninside
eekxhyr
[admiration]
Excuse me... I have to return some videotapes.
edbu9x8
[neutral]
Anyone else feel like this should have ended, "Enjoy the ride and there's a Pimento Taco--a Pimentaco--in the glove box?"
ef8pvma
[neutral]
Here's my [NAME]. and [NAME] in front of our tree :)
edm89cn
[joy]
In my eyes 6 La Liga’s in a span of 18 years is just embarrassing
edfozau
[embarrassment]
Imagine if [NAME] wins the power and uses it at the noms, not realizing [NAME] wasn't even planning on nominating her lol
efacm5a
[amusement]
this songs gonna get stuck inside yo this songs gonna get stuck inside yo this songs gonna get stuck inside yo heeaaaaad!!!
eevmr4u
[neutral]
I've done my part.
ed1t326
[neutral]
Now we've come full circle
ed338fi
[neutral]
>Take a payday loan, smoke some meth, buy a shitload of guns. Tell me which ideology this is and I'm sold
eekqlwr
[curiosity]
weird. i went 3/3 earlier.
eerag06
[neutral]
Sex dolls/robots are gonna replace them any away. Funny that. 10 years ago nobody would have thought that sex workers would be replaced by robots.
edm9boe
[amusement]
...it's almost like an uber individualistic fringe political ideology does not inspire communal teamwork political action lmao.
ed5msx1
[neutral]
Hey, you ever watch the sopranos before?
eew1pd6
[curiosity]