rqchao/spongebob · Datasets at Hugging Face

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Sandy: And this here's Snakey.	What's that lump in its belly?
Sandy: Well, that's his dinner. Well, I guess that's it. I gotta go. See you guys in a couple of days. SpongeBob and Patrick: Bye, Sandy!	Wait! You forgot about this pet!
Sandy: Oh, that's only Wormy. He don't eat much.	Look at him Patrick, isn't he great? Hey, little fella.
Patrick: Kitchie-kitchie koo, koo.	Aw look, isn't he just precious? Let's take him out to play. 998, 999, 1,000. Ready or not, here I come!
Patrick: You found me. SpongeBob and Patrick: There you are! He found us! Patrick: Gee, SpongeBob, I don't want today to end ever.	I know, Patrick, days like today only come once, maybe twice in a lifetime. Savor every moment. And it's all thanks to Wormy. I made this for Wormy. Our new best friend. Until tomorrow, new best friend. Don't be sad, little buddy. We'll be back first thing in the morning for frolic and fun.
Patrick: Why must the sun set on this perfect day? Sleep well, Wormy.	Aw, don't be sad, Patrick. It's only until tomorrow. Here I come, Wormy!
Patrick: Me, too! And then we're gonna play tag, and then we're gonna color, and then we're gonna build a house of cards! SpongeBob and Patrick: We're back, Wormy! Wormy, Wormy? Patrick: Wormy? Where's Wormy? What's that thing?	He's gotta be in here. I think something bad happened to Wormy.
Patrick: He left his Best Friend ribbon behind! Patrick: What is that thing?!	I don't know, Patrick. But whatever it is...it must've eaten Wormy!
Patrick: Why does this keep happening to me?!	Quick, Patrick! We've gotta make a run for the door! No! Patrick, it’s blocking our only exit!
Patrick: Now what? We're trapped in here with that... that... Best Friend Eater!	Let's not panic. We just have to stick together. Remember, it's two against one. Right, Patrick? Patrick? It’s eaten Patrick! Patrick, you're alive!
Patrick: I am?	Patrick, we can't leave this horrible monster in Sandy's house. It might eat Sandy's other pets!
Patrick: Or worse, it might eat Sandy's pets.	No, it might eat Sandy! We've gotta get it out of here!
Patrick: It's for you!	It's working. It’s gonna answer it.
Patrick: Tartar sauce.	You look pretty appetizing, Patrick. Now, just stay here and wait for the monster. I'll go get the net.
Patrick: SpongeBob! Hurry up with that net!	Hold on, Patrick!
Patrick: I really don't taste that good, Monster.	I'm coming, Patrick! No, Monster, please don't eat me! No, no, no! Spare me, I don't taste good, no! Please! Wait a second. Yeah! We did it, Patrick! Sandy's gonna be so proud of us. We got that horrible monster out of her house and best of all her pets are safe. 'Cause that horrible creature is now......heading straight for the Krusty Krab! It's going in the front! Let's use the secret entrance.
Squidward: Okay, hold still. Patrick: It's gonna eat Squidward and Mr. Krabs!	Hit the deck, Mr. Krabs!
Squidward: Say money. Mr. Krabs: Money! Mr. Krabs: What's the meaning of this, SpongeBob?!	We're in serious danger. There's a-a-a...a monster out there.
Mr. Krabs: Is it a paying customer?	Oh no, Mr. Krabs. It doesn't want to eat Krabby Patties. It wants to eat YOU!
Patrick: Just like it ate Wormy! Squidward: Um, Wormy?	Why? Why? He was so young.
Patrick: We’ll never forget you, Wormy. Squidward: Well, if Moron Theater's over, I'm just going to take a look at this monster. That's the monster? Patrick: Pretty scary, huh?	A living nightmare!
Squidward: I should have known. Well, that's it. I'm getting off the Looney Express. Mr. Krabs: Now just 'cause you swabs never seen a creature like this doesn't mean it's dangerous.	We tried to warn them. I can't watch.
Squidward: Get a load of the scary monster. Monster. Mr. Krabs: Aww, it looks harmless... Squidward: It's kinda cute. Mr. Krabs: It reminds me of money! Squidward: Monster.	Squidward?
Patrick: Mr. Krabs?	It ate them! And there it goes! First Wormy, then Squidward, Mr. Krabs! That flying monster has eaten three friends too many. We must inform the citizens! Evil has surfaced. The faith of Bikini Bottom is in our hands, Patrick. Now let's roll.
Patrick: Aye-aye, captain.	Okay, Patrick, this is a very delicate situation. It must be treated with great care and sensitivity.
Patrick: Gotcha.	Run, everybody, run!
Patrick: Monster on the loose!	Monster!
Patrick: Attention, Bikini Bottom! There's a flying monster that's going to eat you! Fish #1, Gerbil, TV Fish, and Fish #2: A monster?! Realistic Fish Head: Attention, attention! This just in! A giant monster is attacking Bikini Bottom.	We did it, Patrick! We saved the city! Just think what might of happened if we didn't tell everyone about the monster.
Patrick: About the what? Sandy: Shoot! Looks like a twister hit this place. Where is everybody? Oh, hey there Wormy. You weren't supposed to change till I got back. That oughta hold ya, little guy. Howdy, SpongeBob.	Sandy caught the monster!
Sandy: I didn't know I'd be missed so much. Golly, maybe I should go out of town more often. Patrick: There, there, SpongeBob. No need to cry.	Yes, there is, Patrick. Sandy's been gone for 2 whole days.
Patrick: 2 whole days?!?!	Oh, why'd she have to go to that science convention in Tejas?!
Patrick: Tejas!	She won't be back for 1 more hour, 26 minutes and 47 seconds!
Patrick: Oh, 47 seconds! I miss Sandy so much. Her tentacles, the way she plays clarinet, her massive nose!	Patrick, that's Squidward. He's not gone, he's right here.
Squidward: No, I'm not.	I sure do miss that squirrel. Her karate chopping, that ten-gallon glass dome over her dome. And who can forget those buck teeth? After Sandy gets back, we're gonna let her know just how much we miss her.
Patrick: Is Sandy the one I call Mom?	No, Patrick, that's your mother. But that does give me an idea. We'll throw Sandy the mother of all welcome home parties! Patrick, to the treedome!
Patrick: Wa-hey!	Ah. Huh? We've readied this place for Sandy's arrival, which should be in about... ...Whoo! Right now! ♪ Welcome home, Sandy, you know that we missed ya! ♪
Nat Peterson: NO! NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR YOU SING! Sandy: Sorry, SpongeBob, he's got a fierce no-singing policy.	That's quite alright, Miss Cheeks. As long you don't have a fierce no-partying policy! First cake, then we'll karate-chop, and then...
Sandy: Wow, guys! You two, uh... Really know how to, uhhh... throw a party...	I knew it! You have been itching to see us!
Sandy: Well, something's making my skin crawl.	Maybe a slice of cake will take your mind off of your crawling hide. Patrick and I made this cake especially for your return.
Patrick: This is gonna taste so good again.	Dig in, Sandy! Uh...
Sandy: Looks... tasty, SpongeBob!	Are you okay, Sandy?
Sandy: I'm fine. My skin just hasn't adjusted to this here underwater air.	Uh... hey, Sandy. Sandy. Surprise! Patrick and I chipped in and got ya a little somethin' somethin'.
Sandy: Aww, guys, you shouldn't have. A new itch board? I mean, a new snowboard? Boy, I sure can't wait to scratch this down chafe mountain.	Don't you mean ride this down Scab Mountain?
Sandy: Thank you very rawness, SpongeBob and Pat.	Uh, you're welcome, Sandy. Hey, uh, are you still up for some karate chops?
Sandy: Rashy sore! I mean, sure!	Ya ready? And how 'bout now? You ready?
Sandy: Creepin' critters! Feels like somethin's bitin' me. I've got a flea? Well, I ain't gonna take that without a fight! Hi...yah! I'll get ya! SpongeBob, my suitcase! Hurry! I'm ashamed to say this, SpongeBob, but while I was in Texas, I seem to have picked up a flea.	What's a flea?
Sandy: A flea is a dastardly little vermin that bites us air breathers. But this here flea collar will send the critter a-runnin'.	Ahahaha, he tickles! Oh, this isn't so bad! OWWWW! He bit me! Got any more of those fancy collars, Sandy?
Sandy: No, but you can use this one right quick. Patrick: Ow! Ah, ooh, ow, ooh, ah, yah, aah! Hahaha, connect the dots! I drawed a horsey! Ouch! Why does this flea keep biting me? Sandy: 'Cause he's hungry. When a flea bites ya, it's 'cause he's sucking up your blood for nutrition. Patrick: I've been bit by a vampire flea! Noooooo! I'm gonna turn into a vampire now! It's already happening!! Ah, ah!! Sandy: Patrick, there ain't no such thing as vampires. Patrick: Augh! Doesn't matter! Oh, this itch is killing me! Yagh!!! Sandy: Aah! Gimme that! Phew!	Nyahh! Oh. Sandy, please. Hellllp meeeee!
Sandy: I need this!	I need it more.
Patrick: Eee! Sandy: Yah! Enough! I will not take this anymore! Whatcha gonna do now, punks? Looky, it worked! Phew. I'm glad that's over.	Um, is that what over looks like?
Sandy: Tarnation! They're multiplyin' like mad! Run! SpongeBob & Patrick: Okay! Patrick: Wah!	Whoa!
Sandy: Hey! Y'all got the aim of a cross-eyed armadilla! Run again! SpongeBob and Patrick: Okay!	Aah!
Patrick: Mraah! Sandy: Aah!	Uh, thanks for having us, Sandy, but we gotta go!
Patrick: Yeah, good to see ya. SpongeBob and Patrick: Raah! Help! Help! Help! Squidward: Just ignore them, Squidward, and continue your power walk. Heel, toe, heel, toe, heel, toe, heel, toe. Sandy: Back off!	Sandy! Oh, no! Are you okay?
Sandy: Them varmints is tough. They're from Texas, phew! Patrick: It's gonna be all right. We will help you. Okay, you know what? None of this would have happened if you didn't come back with your infestation! All you've brought us is fleas and trouble and pain and itching... and a rash. And pain and fleas and itching and... pain. Soooooo much pain! So much pain. And as for you. If you hadn't thrown this party, we wouldn't be in this mess.	Wait a minute! You had as much to do with this party as I did!
Patrick: You call this a party? I'm beginning to question our friendship!	Stop smudging my helmet!
Patrick: Oh, I've got half a mind, buddy! Sandy: WOULD YOU TWO MEN STOP YELLING AT EACH OTHER!!! WHAT DOES THAT PROVE!!?? IF WE'RE GONNA GET OUT OF THIS, WE GOTTA WORK TOGETHER! Patrick: You're right. I have an idea. SpongeBob, you get on Sandy's shoulders. Uh-huh. Good. Now, I'll get on top of you! Ahhhh... Ahhhhhhhh. Much better. Whoa! Sandy: I do not play games! Quick! Get in the tree house, it's the only safe place left! We should be protected here. Hold on!	Is this how we're gonna spend the rest of our lives? Living in fleas instead of water?
Sandy: SpongeBob! That's it! Water! SpongeBob and Patrick: Water!	It sure is good to have you back, Sandy. This is how to live, isn't it my friend?
Patrick: You said it buddy. Evelyn: He's amazing! Frank: I'll say! Kids: Whoa! Evelyn: Who is that guy? Nazz: That's Larry the Lobster. He's like living large! Nat: What's your secret Larry? Larry: Well, you've gotta take risks. Live on the edge. All: Ooh! Larry: And you can't... Uh... You can't... And you can't live like these two. Just look at 'em. Spineless, weak, afraid of their own shadows. Pathetic! Nat: Larry, how can they redeem their worthless lives? Larry: I'll tell you how: by living each day as if it were their last! Patrick: How do we do that? Larry: By living like me, Larry. Patrick: But what's that have... Larry: By living, like Larry. Both: Living, like Larry. Larry: Living like Larry! Patrick: Living like Larry. Living like Larry. This is bogus!	What's that Pat?
Patrick: SpongeBob, these are the best years of our lives, and you want to waste them blowing bubbles? We should be living in the moment! We should be living like Lar... This is it SpongeBob! This is where we redeem are miserable lives! It's time to start... ...LIVIN' LIKE LARRY! Hey, SpongeBob! SpongeBob?	I'm living like Larry! Whoo-hoo!
Patrick: Where were you SpongeBob? That was awesome!	Hey Patrick, where you going?
Patrick: To live my friend! We are going to live! This is going to be the best fun yet!	I don't know about this Patrick.
Patrick: You must defeat your reason, before you can start... ...living like Larry! Wo-hoo! SpongeBob, this is it! Music: Livin' Like Larry	De dee do dee do livin' like Larry. Dee dee dee doo livin' like Larry. Deedeedeedee livin' like Larry.
Patrick: Come on SpongeBob! What are you waiting for? Let's go!	Uh, Patrick, where are we going?
Patrick: Just you wait! it's the ultimate! What do you think? And wait 'till you see the best part! Hey you guys.	I don't know Patrick, this looks very danger...
Patrick: Here's to living like Larry!	Well, wait a minute Patrick, I think your missing the point. Living like Larry doesn't mean throwing caution to the wind, and risking everything on a stunt that will cost you your life.
Patrick: Don't you mean, cost us our lives SpongeBob?	No Patrick, I mean your life. I'm not going.
Patrick: I see. And that's your final word on the subject?	Mmm-hmm.
Patrick: I feel sorry for you.	I wonder how Patrick's doing with his living like Larry thing.
Patrick: SpongeBob! SpongeBob! You were right SpongeBob! I went too far! I went too far!	Oh it's okay buddy, I think you learned your lesson. Hmm?
Patrick: Uh-uh. Tough Guy 1: Don't make us come in there kid!	Now you just let me handle those guys out there. Gentlemen, Gentlemen.
All: What the?	I know that you might be angry at my friend for his shenanigans, but you are not the only victim. His reckless thrill chasing has made him a hollow shell of his former self. Just look So let me assure you, his days of living in the moment are over. Can you not forgive him for what ever he did?
Tough Guy 2: Sure pal. Sure.	By the way, what did he do that made you all so cranky?
Tough Guy 2: He knocked over our motorcycles!	So scared! Adrenalin pumping! Spine tingling! Endorphins rushing! I've never felt so alive! Oh, yeah baby, yeah! This is what Patrick was talking about! This is really living in the moment! Woo-yeah! This is life! Woo, woo, yeah, woo! Now I am finally living like Larry!
Patrick: Are you sure about this SpongeBob?	Oh come on Patrick, what happened to being in the moment?
Patrick: I don't know SpongeBob, this looks pretty dangerous.	Yeah, yeah, you said it buddy! Now we're really living like Larry!
Larry: Well, would you look at that. Now there's two guys who know how to live!	Prepare for countdown!
Larry: I'm proud of them. Wait a minute, with that angle of trajectory, they'll land right in...Rippers Reef! They'll be ripped to shreds! Wait, don't do it! Stop!	3-2-1 Lift off.
Larry: Drat!	Whooooo!!! Whoohooooo!!! Whoowoowoo!!!
Larry: Whoooooa!!! Look, guys, my advice wasn't meant to be taken literally! I meant to live life to the fullest, not to maim yourselves! Look! Patrick: Uh oh! Larry: AAAAAHHHHHH!!!! AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!	What are you two lazy bones doing lying around? There's a really cool ramp down the hall, I've got room for two more. What would Larry do?
Larry: What would Larry do? I'll show you what Larry would do! Come here! Come here I said! Hey! Version #1 (Original Airing/The First 100 Episodes Version) Narrator: Ahoy, kids. It's time for SpongeBob's You Wish Spectacular Special! Pirates: Hooray! Narrator: And now the host of You Wish. He's got puffier pantaloons than Captain Kidd, and fuzzier facial hair than Blackbeard. He's America's favorite Pirate, Patchy of Encino! Patchy: Ahoy, fellow fanatics! Welcome to me quarters. Why don't come on back on the galley, I'm cooking up a little treat for you today. (walks inside, and to the kitchen) It's call-in-and-vote time. You get to choose how our cartoon ends today, via the phone, or the Internet if you're technologically inclined. Now this cartoon is different from most cartoons in that- Potty: Bawk! In what way? Patchy: Well, if it isn't my less-than-amusing sidekick, Potty the Parrot. Potty, say hello to the nice people. Potty: Help! I'm being held here against my will-- Help! Patchy: Argh... Oh, Potty come back! Potty? Potty? Where'd you go? Potty? You in there, buddy? Potty? Potty? Potty: Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Patchy: Get me out of here, you scurvy bird! Now, what was I saying? (Patchy walks to his desk with so many phones and sits down) Now, this cartoon ain't like most of your land-lubbing cartoons. This cartoon has not one, not two, but three different endings! So, when I tell you to, call the number that's scrolling down there at the bottom of the screen: 1 (800) 624-4094 or go to Nick.com. No, not now! Don't call till I tell you to! Roll the cartoon! Now, remember to vote at the end because- You're not gonna make this easy, are ya? Quiet! I'm not there! Belate that ringing! Stop! It's driving me mad!	(yawns) Mmm, Kelp-O! With one of eight essential prizes inside! Holy shrimp! Squidward! The sky had a baby from my cereal box! Squidward! Squidward! The sky had a baby!
Squidward: That's not a baby! That's a giant anchor! Now go away! Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob! The sky had a baby!	I know! What do you think we should name it?
Patrick: How about... Squidward: Why don't you two go climb its anchor rope? I'm sure it goes somewhere far away! Now look what you've done!	We didn't do it, Squidward. Our hands are clean!
Patrick: Clean... Squidward: Well, I'm gonna get to the bottom of this thing.	Wouldn't that be the top? Squid, wait! Wait!
Patrick: Squidward! Narrator: A few inches later...	Ship!
Patrick: SpongeBob, how long are you gonna stay in your little fantasy world?	No, look, a giant ship!
Squidward: Great! Let's go! Now I can finally give this anchor-dropper a piece of my mind.	I don't know, Squidward. That ship has a spooky green glow around it.
Squidward: That's probably because its good-for-nothing owner is too lazy to clean or drop its anchors in the right place.	Squid, wait!
Squidward: All right, who owns this crate? Come on out! I wanna file a complaint!	Doesn't this place seem familiar?
Patrick: I don't know. Why?	I don't know. Doesn't it just kind of ring a bell?
Patrick: Yes!	I know who owns this boat but I just can't place the name.
Flying Dutchman: Rawr!	No, no, it's not rawr!
Flying Dutchman: I am the Flying Dutchman!	That's it! Squidward, this ship belongs to the Red Baron!
Flying Dutchman: Who be disturbin' the Flying Dutchman in his own lair?	It's Squidward. He wants to complain to you.
Squidward: I...no, I don't.	Well, what about all that stuff about him having a dirty ship and being lazy and all?
Squidward: I never said that. Flying Dutchman: Insultin' a man's ship be worse than insultin' his mother!	No, no, wait, it was his mother you said was dirty, not his ship.
Squidward: Ow. Flying Dutchman: You're next! SpongeBob and Patrick: That was a close one! Flying Dutchman: Welcome back!	That was a closer one!
Flying Dutchman: Welcome back! Squidward: Hey! How come when they act up, all they get is the welcome wagon? If you ask me, it's... Flying Dutchman: So, are you gonna try that again? Patrick: Probably. Flying Dutchman: How 'bout now? Patrick: Uhh... Squidward: No, no, they're not. Whew. Flying Dutchman: Now listen. Whosoever sets foot on the Flying Dutchman's ship, uninvited or otherwise, shall become members of his ghostly crew forever! And, uhh , ever. Squidward: Will we be getting business cards? Flying Dutchman: Silence! You're part of my crew now, and our job is to sail around and frighten people. It'll be grueling, mind- numbing, and repetitive. Just like...daytime television. Squidward: Now you listen here, mister. If you think I'm gonna spend more than five minutes on this dumpster, then you're crazy. I mean, look at this place. It's disgusting! Whoever told you that having oil lamps next to hardwood paneling was a good idea... Oh, oh, now what? I suppose you're gonna show me... Oh, gee, that's very nice. What is this, some kind of magic act? Flying Dutchman: Would anyone else like to enter the Fly of Despair?	No! We know our place now, Mister Dutchman.
Patrick: We'll do anything you say! Flying Dutchman: Then, for starters, you can...swab the deck!	Look, Patrick! A real, live, ghost mop!
Patrick: And I got this hat! Flying Dutchman: Listen! We're heading down to Bikini Bottom tonight for a little haunting spree, so I want this ship to look good and scary!	You mean you want it to look good...and scary. Well, I think we can probably...

Sandy: And this here's Snakey.

What's that lump in its belly?

Sandy: Well, that's his dinner. Well, I guess that's it. I gotta go. See you guys in a couple of days. SpongeBob and Patrick: Bye, Sandy!

Wait! You forgot about this pet!

Sandy: Oh, that's only Wormy. He don't eat much.

Look at him Patrick, isn't he great? Hey, little fella.

Patrick: Kitchie-kitchie koo, koo.

Aw look, isn't he just precious? Let's take him out to play. 998, 999, 1,000. Ready or not, here I come!

Patrick: You found me. SpongeBob and Patrick: There you are! He found us! Patrick: Gee, SpongeBob, I don't want today to end ever.

I know, Patrick, days like today only come once, maybe twice in a lifetime. Savor every moment. And it's all thanks to Wormy. I made this for Wormy. Our new best friend. Until tomorrow, new best friend. Don't be sad, little buddy. We'll be back first thing in the morning for frolic and fun.

Patrick: Why must the sun set on this perfect day? Sleep well, Wormy.

Aw, don't be sad, Patrick. It's only until tomorrow. Here I come, Wormy!

Patrick: Me, too! And then we're gonna play tag, and then we're gonna color, and then we're gonna build a house of cards! SpongeBob and Patrick: We're back, Wormy! Wormy, Wormy? Patrick: Wormy? Where's Wormy? What's that thing?

He's gotta be in here. I think something bad happened to Wormy.

Patrick: He left his Best Friend ribbon behind! Patrick: What is that thing?!

I don't know, Patrick. But whatever it is...it must've eaten Wormy!

Patrick: Why does this keep happening to me?!

Quick, Patrick! We've gotta make a run for the door! No! Patrick, it’s blocking our only exit!

Patrick: Now what? We're trapped in here with that... that... Best Friend Eater!

Let's not panic. We just have to stick together. Remember, it's two against one. Right, Patrick? Patrick? It’s eaten Patrick! Patrick, you're alive!

Patrick: I am?

Patrick, we can't leave this horrible monster in Sandy's house. It might eat Sandy's other pets!

Patrick: Or worse, it might eat Sandy's pets.

No, it might eat Sandy! We've gotta get it out of here!

Patrick: It's for you!

It's working. It’s gonna answer it.

Patrick: Tartar sauce.

You look pretty appetizing, Patrick. Now, just stay here and wait for the monster. I'll go get the net.

Patrick: SpongeBob! Hurry up with that net!

Hold on, Patrick!

Patrick: I really don't taste that good, Monster.

I'm coming, Patrick! No, Monster, please don't eat me! No, no, no! Spare me, I don't taste good, no! Please! Wait a second. Yeah! We did it, Patrick! Sandy's gonna be so proud of us. We got that horrible monster out of her house and best of all her pets are safe. 'Cause that horrible creature is now......heading straight for the Krusty Krab! It's going in the front! Let's use the secret entrance.

Squidward: Okay, hold still. Patrick: It's gonna eat Squidward and Mr. Krabs!

Hit the deck, Mr. Krabs!

Squidward: Say money. Mr. Krabs: Money! Mr. Krabs: What's the meaning of this, SpongeBob?!

We're in serious danger. There's a-a-a...a monster out there.

Mr. Krabs: Is it a paying customer?

Oh no, Mr. Krabs. It doesn't want to eat Krabby Patties. It wants to eat YOU!

Patrick: Just like it ate Wormy! Squidward: Um, Wormy?

Why? Why? He was so young.

Patrick: We’ll never forget you, Wormy. Squidward: Well, if Moron Theater's over, I'm just going to take a look at this monster. That's the monster? Patrick: Pretty scary, huh?

A living nightmare!

Squidward: I should have known. Well, that's it. I'm getting off the Looney Express. Mr. Krabs: Now just 'cause you swabs never seen a creature like this doesn't mean it's dangerous.

We tried to warn them. I can't watch.

Squidward: Get a load of the scary monster. Monster. Mr. Krabs: Aww, it looks harmless... Squidward: It's kinda cute. Mr. Krabs: It reminds me of money! Squidward: Monster.

Squidward?

Patrick: Mr. Krabs?

It ate them! And there it goes! First Wormy, then Squidward, Mr. Krabs! That flying monster has eaten three friends too many. We must inform the citizens! Evil has surfaced. The faith of Bikini Bottom is in our hands, Patrick. Now let's roll.

Patrick: Aye-aye, captain.

Okay, Patrick, this is a very delicate situation. It must be treated with great care and sensitivity.

Patrick: Gotcha.

Run, everybody, run!

Patrick: Monster on the loose!

Monster!

Patrick: Attention, Bikini Bottom! There's a flying monster that's going to eat you! Fish #1, Gerbil, TV Fish, and Fish #2: A monster?! Realistic Fish Head: Attention, attention! This just in! A giant monster is attacking Bikini Bottom.

We did it, Patrick! We saved the city! Just think what might of happened if we didn't tell everyone about the monster.

Patrick: About the what? Sandy: Shoot! Looks like a twister hit this place. Where is everybody? Oh, hey there Wormy. You weren't supposed to change till I got back. That oughta hold ya, little guy. Howdy, SpongeBob.

Sandy caught the monster!

Sandy: I didn't know I'd be missed so much. Golly, maybe I should go out of town more often. Patrick: There, there, SpongeBob. No need to cry.

Yes, there is, Patrick. Sandy's been gone for 2 whole days.

Patrick: 2 whole days?!?!

Oh, why'd she have to go to that science convention in Tejas?!

Patrick: Tejas!

She won't be back for 1 more hour, 26 minutes and 47 seconds!

Patrick: Oh, 47 seconds! I miss Sandy so much. Her tentacles, the way she plays clarinet, her massive nose!

Patrick, that's Squidward. He's not gone, he's right here.

Squidward: No, I'm not.

I sure do miss that squirrel. Her karate chopping, that ten-gallon glass dome over her dome. And who can forget those buck teeth? After Sandy gets back, we're gonna let her know just how much we miss her.

Patrick: Is Sandy the one I call Mom?

No, Patrick, that's your mother. But that does give me an idea. We'll throw Sandy the mother of all welcome home parties! Patrick, to the treedome!

Patrick: Wa-hey!

Ah. Huh? We've readied this place for Sandy's arrival, which should be in about... ...Whoo! Right now! ♪ Welcome home, Sandy, you know that we missed ya! ♪

Nat Peterson: NO! NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR YOU SING! Sandy: Sorry, SpongeBob, he's got a fierce no-singing policy.

That's quite alright, Miss Cheeks. As long you don't have a fierce no-partying policy! First cake, then we'll karate-chop, and then...

Sandy: Wow, guys! You two, uh... Really know how to, uhhh... throw a party...

I knew it! You have been itching to see us!

Sandy: Well, something's making my skin crawl.

Maybe a slice of cake will take your mind off of your crawling hide. Patrick and I made this cake especially for your return.

Patrick: This is gonna taste so good again.

Dig in, Sandy! Uh...

Sandy: Looks... tasty, SpongeBob!

Are you okay, Sandy?

Sandy: I'm fine. My skin just hasn't adjusted to this here underwater air.

Uh... hey, Sandy. Sandy. Surprise! Patrick and I chipped in and got ya a little somethin' somethin'.

Sandy: Aww, guys, you shouldn't have. A new itch board? I mean, a new snowboard? Boy, I sure can't wait to scratch this down chafe mountain.

Don't you mean ride this down Scab Mountain?

Sandy: Thank you very rawness, SpongeBob and Pat.

Uh, you're welcome, Sandy. Hey, uh, are you still up for some karate chops?

Sandy: Rashy sore! I mean, sure!

Ya ready? And how 'bout now? You ready?

Sandy: Creepin' critters! Feels like somethin's bitin' me. I've got a flea? Well, I ain't gonna take that without a fight! Hi...yah! I'll get ya! SpongeBob, my suitcase! Hurry! I'm ashamed to say this, SpongeBob, but while I was in Texas, I seem to have picked up a flea.

What's a flea?

Sandy: A flea is a dastardly little vermin that bites us air breathers. But this here flea collar will send the critter a-runnin'.

Ahahaha, he tickles! Oh, this isn't so bad! OWWWW! He bit me! Got any more of those fancy collars, Sandy?

Sandy: No, but you can use this one right quick. Patrick: Ow! Ah, ooh, ow, ooh, ah, yah, aah! Hahaha, connect the dots! I drawed a horsey! Ouch! Why does this flea keep biting me? Sandy: 'Cause he's hungry. When a flea bites ya, it's 'cause he's sucking up your blood for nutrition. Patrick: I've been bit by a vampire flea! Noooooo! I'm gonna turn into a vampire now! It's already happening!! Ah, ah!! Sandy: Patrick, there ain't no such thing as vampires. Patrick: Augh! Doesn't matter! Oh, this itch is killing me! Yagh!!! Sandy: Aah! Gimme that! Phew!

Nyahh! Oh. Sandy, please. Hellllp meeeee!

Sandy: I need this!

I need it more.

Patrick: Eee! Sandy: Yah! Enough! I will not take this anymore! Whatcha gonna do now, punks? Looky, it worked! Phew. I'm glad that's over.

Um, is that what over looks like?

Sandy: Tarnation! They're multiplyin' like mad! Run! SpongeBob & Patrick: Okay! Patrick: Wah!

Whoa!

Sandy: Hey! Y'all got the aim of a cross-eyed armadilla! Run again! SpongeBob and Patrick: Okay!

Aah!

Patrick: Mraah! Sandy: Aah!

Uh, thanks for having us, Sandy, but we gotta go!

Patrick: Yeah, good to see ya. SpongeBob and Patrick: Raah! Help! Help! Help! Squidward: Just ignore them, Squidward, and continue your power walk. Heel, toe, heel, toe, heel, toe, heel, toe. Sandy: Back off!

Sandy! Oh, no! Are you okay?

Sandy: Them varmints is tough. They're from Texas, phew! Patrick: It's gonna be all right. We will help you. Okay, you know what? None of this would have happened if you didn't come back with your infestation! All you've brought us is fleas and trouble and pain and itching... and a rash. And pain and fleas and itching and... pain. Soooooo much pain! So much pain. And as for you. If you hadn't thrown this party, we wouldn't be in this mess.

Wait a minute! You had as much to do with this party as I did!

Patrick: You call this a party? I'm beginning to question our friendship!

Stop smudging my helmet!

Patrick: Oh, I've got half a mind, buddy! Sandy: WOULD YOU TWO MEN STOP YELLING AT EACH OTHER!!! WHAT DOES THAT PROVE!!?? IF WE'RE GONNA GET OUT OF THIS, WE GOTTA WORK TOGETHER! Patrick: You're right. I have an idea. SpongeBob, you get on Sandy's shoulders. Uh-huh. Good. Now, I'll get on top of you! Ahhhh... Ahhhhhhhh. Much better. Whoa! Sandy: I do not play games! Quick! Get in the tree house, it's the only safe place left! We should be protected here. Hold on!

Is this how we're gonna spend the rest of our lives? Living in fleas instead of water?

Sandy: SpongeBob! That's it! Water! SpongeBob and Patrick: Water!

It sure is good to have you back, Sandy. This is how to live, isn't it my friend?

Patrick: You said it buddy. Evelyn: He's amazing! Frank: I'll say! Kids: Whoa! Evelyn: Who is that guy? Nazz: That's Larry the Lobster. He's like living large! Nat: What's your secret Larry? Larry: Well, you've gotta take risks. Live on the edge. All: Ooh! Larry: And you can't... Uh... You can't... And you can't live like these two. Just look at 'em. Spineless, weak, afraid of their own shadows. Pathetic! Nat: Larry, how can they redeem their worthless lives? Larry: I'll tell you how: by living each day as if it were their last! Patrick: How do we do that? Larry: By living like me, Larry. Patrick: But what's that have... Larry: By living, like Larry. Both: Living, like Larry. Larry: Living like Larry! Patrick: Living like Larry. Living like Larry. This is bogus!

What's that Pat?

Patrick: SpongeBob, these are the best years of our lives, and you want to waste them blowing bubbles? We should be living in the moment! We should be living like Lar... This is it SpongeBob! This is where we redeem are miserable lives! It's time to start... ...LIVIN' LIKE LARRY! Hey, SpongeBob! SpongeBob?

I'm living like Larry! Whoo-hoo!

Patrick: Where were you SpongeBob? That was awesome!

Hey Patrick, where you going?

Patrick: To live my friend! We are going to live! This is going to be the best fun yet!

I don't know about this Patrick.

Patrick: You must defeat your reason, before you can start... ...living like Larry! Wo-hoo! SpongeBob, this is it! Music: Livin' Like Larry

De dee do dee do livin' like Larry. Dee dee dee doo livin' like Larry. Deedeedeedee livin' like Larry.

Patrick: Come on SpongeBob! What are you waiting for? Let's go!

Uh, Patrick, where are we going?

Patrick: Just you wait! it's the ultimate! What do you think? And wait 'till you see the best part! Hey you guys.

I don't know Patrick, this looks very danger...

Patrick: Here's to living like Larry!

Well, wait a minute Patrick, I think your missing the point. Living like Larry doesn't mean throwing caution to the wind, and risking everything on a stunt that will cost you your life.

Patrick: Don't you mean, cost us our lives SpongeBob?

No Patrick, I mean your life. I'm not going.

Patrick: I see. And that's your final word on the subject?

Mmm-hmm.

Patrick: I feel sorry for you.

I wonder how Patrick's doing with his living like Larry thing.

Patrick: SpongeBob! SpongeBob! You were right SpongeBob! I went too far! I went too far!

Oh it's okay buddy, I think you learned your lesson. Hmm?

Patrick: Uh-uh. Tough Guy 1: Don't make us come in there kid!

Now you just let me handle those guys out there. Gentlemen, Gentlemen.

All: What the?

I know that you might be angry at my friend for his shenanigans, but you are not the only victim. His reckless thrill chasing has made him a hollow shell of his former self. Just look So let me assure you, his days of living in the moment are over. Can you not forgive him for what ever he did?

Tough Guy 2: Sure pal. Sure.

By the way, what did he do that made you all so cranky?

Tough Guy 2: He knocked over our motorcycles!

So scared! Adrenalin pumping! Spine tingling! Endorphins rushing! I've never felt so alive! Oh, yeah baby, yeah! This is what Patrick was talking about! This is really living in the moment! Woo-yeah! This is life! Woo, woo, yeah, woo! Now I am finally living like Larry!

Patrick: Are you sure about this SpongeBob?

Oh come on Patrick, what happened to being in the moment?

Patrick: I don't know SpongeBob, this looks pretty dangerous.

Yeah, yeah, you said it buddy! Now we're really living like Larry!

Larry: Well, would you look at that. Now there's two guys who know how to live!

Prepare for countdown!

Larry: I'm proud of them. Wait a minute, with that angle of trajectory, they'll land right in...Rippers Reef! They'll be ripped to shreds! Wait, don't do it! Stop!

3-2-1 Lift off.

Larry: Drat!

Whooooo!!! Whoohooooo!!! Whoowoowoo!!!

Larry: Whoooooa!!! Look, guys, my advice wasn't meant to be taken literally! I meant to live life to the fullest, not to maim yourselves! Look! Patrick: Uh oh! Larry: AAAAAHHHHHH!!!! AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!

What are you two lazy bones doing lying around? There's a really cool ramp down the hall, I've got room for two more. What would Larry do?

Larry: What would Larry do? I'll show you what Larry would do! Come here! Come here I said! Hey! Version #1 (Original Airing/The First 100 Episodes Version) Narrator: Ahoy, kids. It's time for SpongeBob's You Wish Spectacular Special! Pirates: Hooray! Narrator: And now the host of You Wish. He's got puffier pantaloons than Captain Kidd, and fuzzier facial hair than Blackbeard. He's America's favorite Pirate, Patchy of Encino! Patchy: Ahoy, fellow fanatics! Welcome to me quarters. Why don't come on back on the galley, I'm cooking up a little treat for you today. (walks inside, and to the kitchen) It's call-in-and-vote time. You get to choose how our cartoon ends today, via the phone, or the Internet if you're technologically inclined. Now this cartoon is different from most cartoons in that- Potty: Bawk! In what way? Patchy: Well, if it isn't my less-than-amusing sidekick, Potty the Parrot. Potty, say hello to the nice people. Potty: Help! I'm being held here against my will-- Help! Patchy: Argh... Oh, Potty come back! Potty? Potty? Where'd you go? Potty? You in there, buddy? Potty? Potty? Potty: Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Patchy: Get me out of here, you scurvy bird! Now, what was I saying? (Patchy walks to his desk with so many phones and sits down) Now, this cartoon ain't like most of your land-lubbing cartoons. This cartoon has not one, not two, but three different endings! So, when I tell you to, call the number that's scrolling down there at the bottom of the screen: 1 (800) 624-4094 or go to Nick.com. No, not now! Don't call till I tell you to! Roll the cartoon! Now, remember to vote at the end because- You're not gonna make this easy, are ya? Quiet! I'm not there! Belate that ringing! Stop! It's driving me mad!

(yawns) Mmm, Kelp-O! With one of eight essential prizes inside! Holy shrimp! Squidward! The sky had a baby from my cereal box! Squidward! Squidward! The sky had a baby!

Squidward: That's not a baby! That's a giant anchor! Now go away! Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob! The sky had a baby!

I know! What do you think we should name it?

Patrick: How about... Squidward: Why don't you two go climb its anchor rope? I'm sure it goes somewhere far away! Now look what you've done!

We didn't do it, Squidward. Our hands are clean!

Patrick: Clean... Squidward: Well, I'm gonna get to the bottom of this thing.

Wouldn't that be the top? Squid, wait! Wait!

Patrick: Squidward! Narrator: A few inches later...

Ship!

Patrick: SpongeBob, how long are you gonna stay in your little fantasy world?

No, look, a giant ship!

Squidward: Great! Let's go! Now I can finally give this anchor-dropper a piece of my mind.

I don't know, Squidward. That ship has a spooky green glow around it.

Squidward: That's probably because its good-for-nothing owner is too lazy to clean or drop its anchors in the right place.

Squid, wait!

Squidward: All right, who owns this crate? Come on out! I wanna file a complaint!

Doesn't this place seem familiar?

Patrick: I don't know. Why?

I don't know. Doesn't it just kind of ring a bell?

Patrick: Yes!

I know who owns this boat but I just can't place the name.

Flying Dutchman: Rawr!

No, no, it's not rawr!

Flying Dutchman: I am the Flying Dutchman!

That's it! Squidward, this ship belongs to the Red Baron!

Flying Dutchman: Who be disturbin' the Flying Dutchman in his own lair?

It's Squidward. He wants to complain to you.

Squidward: I...no, I don't.

Well, what about all that stuff about him having a dirty ship and being lazy and all?

Squidward: I never said that. Flying Dutchman: Insultin' a man's ship be worse than insultin' his mother!

No, no, wait, it was his mother you said was dirty, not his ship.

Squidward: Ow. Flying Dutchman: You're next! SpongeBob and Patrick: That was a close one! Flying Dutchman: Welcome back!

That was a closer one!

Flying Dutchman: Welcome back! Squidward: Hey! How come when they act up, all they get is the welcome wagon? If you ask me, it's... Flying Dutchman: So, are you gonna try that again? Patrick: Probably. Flying Dutchman: How 'bout now? Patrick: Uhh... Squidward: No, no, they're not. Whew. Flying Dutchman: Now listen. Whosoever sets foot on the Flying Dutchman's ship, uninvited or otherwise, shall become members of his ghostly crew forever! And, uhh , ever. Squidward: Will we be getting business cards? Flying Dutchman: Silence! You're part of my crew now, and our job is to sail around and frighten people. It'll be grueling, mind- numbing, and repetitive. Just like...daytime television. Squidward: Now you listen here, mister. If you think I'm gonna spend more than five minutes on this dumpster, then you're crazy. I mean, look at this place. It's disgusting! Whoever told you that having oil lamps next to hardwood paneling was a good idea... Oh, oh, now what? I suppose you're gonna show me... Oh, gee, that's very nice. What is this, some kind of magic act? Flying Dutchman: Would anyone else like to enter the Fly of Despair?

No! We know our place now, Mister Dutchman.

Patrick: We'll do anything you say! Flying Dutchman: Then, for starters, you can...swab the deck!

Look, Patrick! A real, live, ghost mop!

Patrick: And I got this hat! Flying Dutchman: Listen! We're heading down to Bikini Bottom tonight for a little haunting spree, so I want this ship to look good and scary!

You mean you want it to look good...and scary. Well, I think we can probably...