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< Now a days > when I get the chance < to sleep > that’s all I do 😭😅
to sleep
Now a days
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Now a days when I get the chance < to sleep > < that’s all I do > 😭😅
that’s all I do
to sleep
C
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When my family asks me < why I’m still single this Thanksgiving , > I’m gon na tell them < I was supposed to meet my soulmate during quarantine . >
I was supposed to meet my soulmate during quarantine .
why I’m still single this Thanksgiving ,
D
2_5996
< I need to stop looking at Twitter so late > < my brain making me say a lot of dumb crap > without thinking 😭
my brain making me say a lot of dumb crap
I need to stop looking at Twitter so late
C
2_6000
< can y’ all stop putting > < 5’2 > hot brunette on your Christmas list ? These elves won’t leave me alone
5’2
can y’ all stop putting
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< can y’ all stop putting > 5’2 < hot brunette on your Christmas list ? > These elves won’t leave me alone
hot brunette on your Christmas list ?
can y’ all stop putting
C
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< It does n’t matter wat > I say , dey ai n’t gone b satisfied till tire dey ass up , < only problem is dey got da police , other problems > is dey do dat at a workplace , fly ass comments , so I say fuc justice it’s a waste of time just like these words
only problem is dey got da police , other problems
It does n’t matter wat
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2_6036
It does n’t matter wat I say , < dey ai n’t gone b satisfied till tire dey ass up , > only problem is dey got da police , other problems is dey do dat at a workplace , fly ass comments , < so I say fuc justice > it’s a waste of time just like these words
so I say fuc justice
dey ai n’t gone b satisfied till tire dey ass up ,
N
2_6044
It does n’t matter wat I say , dey ai n’t gone b satisfied till tire dey ass up , only problem is dey got da police , other problems < is dey do dat at a workplace , fly ass comments , > so I say fuc justice < it’s a waste of time just like these words >
it’s a waste of time just like these words
is dey do dat at a workplace , fly ass comments ,
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2_6050
It does n’t matter wat I say , dey ai n’t gone b satisfied till tire dey ass up , only problem is dey got da police , other problems is dey do dat at a workplace , fly ass comments , < so I say fuc justice > < it’s a waste of time just like these words >
it’s a waste of time just like these words
so I say fuc justice
C
2_6051
< Olivia was gon na kill her own father > omg this scene is so sad < bc I loved Rowan for some reason > 😩
bc I loved Rowan for some reason
Olivia was gon na kill her own father
N
2_6067
< I ai n’t just go put food on the table , > I passed out the plates < 💰💯 >
💰💯
I ai n’t just go put food on the table ,
N
2_6092
< Ginuwine really went in on “ Differences . > < ” My favorite is still “ Stingy ” though . >
” My favorite is still “ Stingy ” though .
Ginuwine really went in on “ Differences .
D
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I’m gon na make the time < to make love . > < I’m gon na make the time > to just focus on us 💕
I’m gon na make the time
to make love .
C
2_6113
< Legit starving and craving Mexican food at > 1am.i < need to get off social media .. . > I miss the outdoors , however .
need to get off social media .. .
Legit starving and craving Mexican food at
C
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Legit starving and craving Mexican food at 1am.i < need to get off social media .. . > < I miss the outdoors , however . >
I miss the outdoors , however .
need to get off social media .. .
C
2_6124
Philip Roth’s “ the human stain ” was weirdly prophetic . Two relevant stories today .. . 1 - we have news of a professor < getting fired > for using a Chinese filler word that sounds like the N bomb .. . 2 < - a prominent activist > admitted to faking her race for her entire adult life
- a prominent activist
getting fired
N
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< UPS delivery men have no right > < being that fine >
being that fine
UPS delivery men have no right
D
2_6168
I’m here for the long run < no matter what obstacles > < God gives me >
God gives me
no matter what obstacles
C
2_6171
I saw a young man wearing gloves , double layered N95 face masks , and a burqa < just casually browsing ice cream at Publix . > < Fuck out of my way weakling ! > I have to buy my mother various fruit , vegetables , milk , flan
Fuck out of my way weakling !
just casually browsing ice cream at Publix .
C
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Sometimes my mouth moves faster than my brain < and I end up > telling someone < I’m a’ snalty person’ > when what I really meant to say was that I’m a’ salty snack person .’ . . We ca n’t all be me , and that’s a burden I live with every day .
I’m a’ snalty person’
and I end up
N
2_6228
Sometimes my mouth moves faster than my brain < and I end up > telling someone I’m a’ snalty person’ < when what I really meant to say > was that I’m a’ salty snack person .’ . . We ca n’t all be me , and that’s a burden I live with every day .
when what I really meant to say
and I end up
N
2_6229
Sometimes my mouth moves faster than my brain and I end up < telling someone > I’m a’ snalty person’ < when what I really meant to say > was that I’m a’ salty snack person .’ . . We ca n’t all be me , and that’s a burden I live with every day .
when what I really meant to say
telling someone
C
2_6232
Sometimes my mouth moves faster than my brain and I end up telling someone < I’m a’ snalty person’ > < when what I really meant to say > was that I’m a’ salty snack person .’ . . We ca n’t all be me , and that’s a burden I live with every day .
when what I really meant to say
I’m a’ snalty person’
C
2_6235
Sometimes my mouth moves faster than my brain and I end up telling someone < I’m a’ snalty person’ > when what I really meant to say was that I’m a’ salty snack person .’ . . < We ca n’t all be me , > and that’s a burden I live with every day .
We ca n’t all be me ,
I’m a’ snalty person’
C
2_6237
Sometimes my mouth moves faster than my brain and I end up telling someone I’m a’ snalty person’ < when what I really meant to say > < was that I’m a’ salty snack person .’ . . > We ca n’t all be me , and that’s a burden I live with every day .
was that I’m a’ salty snack person .’ . .
when what I really meant to say
C
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Sometimes my mouth moves faster than my brain and I end up telling someone I’m a’ snalty person’ < when what I really meant to say > was that I’m a’ salty snack person .’ . . We ca n’t all be me , < and that’s a burden > I live with every day .
and that’s a burden
when what I really meant to say
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Sometimes my mouth moves faster than my brain and I end up telling someone I’m a’ snalty person’ when what I really meant to say was that I’m a’ salty snack person .’ . . < We ca n’t all be me , > and that’s a burden < I live with every day . >
I live with every day .
We ca n’t all be me ,
N
2_6247
< i m wasting my time > < when it was always u >
when it was always u
i m wasting my time
N
2_6249
Sharing your writing would be an uncharacteristically vulnerable activity for you .. . Crazy how people < that’ve been out of my life for years > < still know me better than most of my current’ friends .’ >
still know me better than most of my current’ friends .’
that’ve been out of my life for years
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< Aye , this quarantine is a little scary , > money is a concern sure , < but this staying home shit is dope as fuck . > Lol I prefer you guys on this medium .
but this staying home shit is dope as fuck .
Aye , this quarantine is a little scary ,
D
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I realize that #MemorialDay < has evolved into thoughts of sunshine and cookouts and the early start to summer , > < but one of my pet peeves has always been people > saying Happy Memorial Day . It’s a somber day of remembrance . It’s like saying Happy Pearl Harbor Day or Happy 9/11 !
but one of my pet peeves has always been people
has evolved into thoughts of sunshine and cookouts and the early start to summer ,
D
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I realize that #MemorialDay has evolved into thoughts of sunshine and cookouts and the early start to summer , but one of my pet peeves has always been people < saying Happy Memorial Day . > It’s a somber day of remembrance . It’s like saying Happy Pearl Harbor Day or Happy < 9/11 > !
9/11
saying Happy Memorial Day .
N
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I realize that #MemorialDay has evolved into thoughts of sunshine and cookouts and the early start to summer , but one of my pet peeves has always been people saying Happy Memorial Day . < It’s a somber day of remembrance . > < It’s like saying Happy Pearl Harbor Day or Happy > 9/11 !
It’s like saying Happy Pearl Harbor Day or Happy
It’s a somber day of remembrance .
C
2_6299
How can we ever move forward when our pro sports continue to promote war for dark money and its military < that does not protect freedom > but now has turned imperial for dark money default bankers insolvency . . < It’s the debt > that turns freedom upside down . . [ USER ] [ USER ] [ USER ] [ USER ]
It’s the debt
that does not protect freedom
N
2_6311
When I was making “ DieselMania ” ; < I was really trying my hardest > to make a 2020 version of “ Madvillany ” mixed with new age trap / street vibes smh smh smh . . < Y’all really don’t understand > how much I love that dude DOOM , man .. . This shit fuckin’ cut me DEEP .
Y’all really don’t understand
I was really trying my hardest
C
2_6323
When I was making “ DieselMania ” ; I was really trying my hardest to make a 2020 version of “ Madvillany ” mixed with new age trap / street vibes smh smh smh . . Y’all really don’t understand < how much I love that dude DOOM , man .. . > < This shit fuckin’ cut me DEEP . >
This shit fuckin’ cut me DEEP .
how much I love that dude DOOM , man .. .
C
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< I gained almost > 35 < mf lbs since March .... what in the actual FUCK >
mf lbs since March .... what in the actual FUCK
I gained almost
C
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< i talk shit about niggas all the time > < but really i’m a lover girl . > fuck niggas tho
but really i’m a lover girl .
i talk shit about niggas all the time
D
2_6365
seeing a lot of people say < protest messages like’ eat the rich’ > and’ capitalism is murder’ < have a different agenda than > #BlackLivesMatter. capitalism exploits black bodies , keeps people poor , and funds a militarized racist police system . it’s all the same agenda — tear it all down .
have a different agenda than
protest messages like’ eat the rich’
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seeing a lot of people say protest messages like’ eat the rich’ < and’ capitalism is murder’ > have a different agenda than < #BlackLivesMatter. > capitalism exploits black bodies , keeps people poor , and funds a militarized racist police system . it’s all the same agenda — tear it all down .
#BlackLivesMatter.
and’ capitalism is murder’
N
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seeing a lot of people say protest messages like’ eat the rich’ < and’ capitalism is murder’ > have a different agenda than #BlackLivesMatter. capitalism exploits black bodies , < keeps people poor , > and funds a militarized racist police system . it’s all the same agenda — tear it all down .
keeps people poor ,
and’ capitalism is murder’
C
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seeing a lot of people say protest messages like’ eat the rich’ and’ capitalism is murder’ have a different agenda than #BlackLivesMatter. capitalism exploits black bodies , < keeps people poor , > and funds a militarized racist police system . < it’s all the same agenda — tear it all down . >
it’s all the same agenda — tear it all down .
keeps people poor ,
C
2_6406
yoooo I finally hit on snkrs . < it’s been a long time > < 🥺 >
🥺
it’s been a long time
C
2_6417
< can i relapse again > < like i did in early august > pls i miss feeling dizzy while standing now i m actually ( physically ) healthy like ed thoughts mean nothing to me if i can’t fuckiiiinnngggggg restrict
like i did in early august
can i relapse again
C
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< can i relapse again > like i did in early august < pls i miss feeling dizzy > while standing now i m actually ( physically ) healthy like ed thoughts mean nothing to me if i can’t fuckiiiinnngggggg restrict
pls i miss feeling dizzy
can i relapse again
C
2_6429
< can i relapse again > like i did in early august pls i miss feeling dizzy < while standing now i m actually ( physically ) > healthy like ed thoughts mean nothing to me if i can’t fuckiiiinnngggggg restrict
while standing now i m actually ( physically )
can i relapse again
N
2_6430
can i relapse again < like i did in early august > pls i miss feeling dizzy while standing now i m actually ( physically ) healthy like ed thoughts mean nothing to me < if i can’t fuckiiiinnngggggg restrict >
if i can’t fuckiiiinnngggggg restrict
like i did in early august
N
2_6435
can i relapse again like i did in early august < pls i miss feeling dizzy > while standing now i m actually ( physically ) < healthy like ed thoughts mean nothing to me > if i can’t fuckiiiinnngggggg restrict
healthy like ed thoughts mean nothing to me
pls i miss feeling dizzy
N
2_6437
can i relapse again like i did in early august pls i miss feeling dizzy < while standing now i m actually ( physically ) > healthy like ed thoughts mean nothing to me < if i can’t fuckiiiinnngggggg restrict >
if i can’t fuckiiiinnngggggg restrict
while standing now i m actually ( physically )
N
2_6440
< I need a girl > who like to suck dick < for no reason > 🥺🤣
for no reason
I need a girl
C
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< We ai n’t got nothing but shells . > We ai n’t got nothing to tell . Watch how the story unveil . < Betcha the hustlin prevail >
Betcha the hustlin prevail
We ai n’t got nothing but shells .
N
2_6450
< I show love all the time > because I’m just not a hater .. < but don’t get that fucked up >
but don’t get that fucked up
I show love all the time
C
2_6455
Aye man . < This is not good ! > But I’m cool with either result . < We got a game ! >
We got a game !
This is not good !
D
2_6461
< if you have n’t read or seen haikyuu > < yet i’m so sorry . > i’m truly really sorry for you like you’re missing out on such an amazing and meaningful storyline
yet i’m so sorry .
if you have n’t read or seen haikyuu
C
2_6467
I’ve never taken a bite out of a burger < and been completely satisfied in my entire life > < lol my taste buds just don’t care for them >
lol my taste buds just don’t care for them
and been completely satisfied in my entire life
D
2_6472
< It’s definitely a beautiful day , > maybe I’ll get outside with my crochet , sit in a park ... < socially distanced of course > 😷
socially distanced of course
It’s definitely a beautiful day ,
C
2_6475
It’s definitely a beautiful day , < maybe I’ll get outside with my crochet , > sit in a park ... < socially distanced of course > 😷
socially distanced of course
maybe I’ll get outside with my crochet ,
C
2_6478
It’s definitely a beautiful day , maybe I’ll get outside with my crochet , < sit in a park ... > < socially distanced of course > 😷
socially distanced of course
sit in a park ...
C
2_6480
< Y’all ever push something traumatic so far back > you almost forget , then when it’s brought up memories < hit > your brain like a fucking train ... yeah .
hit
Y’all ever push something traumatic so far back
N
2_6510
Y’all ever push something traumatic so far back < you almost forget , > then when it’s brought up memories < hit > your brain like a fucking train ... yeah .
hit
you almost forget ,
N
2_6513
Y’all ever push something traumatic so far back < you almost forget , > then when it’s brought up memories hit < your brain like a fucking train ... yeah . >
your brain like a fucking train ... yeah .
you almost forget ,
N
2_6514
I’m a livestream for 2 hours this Friday of me < making > 10 < minute beats for > 2 hours .
minute beats for
making
N
2_6537
I do this thing < where I get drunk asf > and invite people over < only to fall asleep lmfaoooo >
only to fall asleep lmfaoooo
where I get drunk asf
C
2_6557
Love songs hit differently < when you’re in love w somebody > 🤧 < now I try to just avoid all that sappy shit lmao >
now I try to just avoid all that sappy shit lmao
when you’re in love w somebody
C
2_6563
< Trump has won re - election ..... > < just buying time . >
just buying time .
Trump has won re - election .....
C
2_6577
so , since people are finally talking about this .... . . < you should probably be aware > that nothing will hide your voice on twitter like tweeting about #Uyghurs and the concentration camps in China , < I’m already there so whatever ? >
I’m already there so whatever ?
you should probably be aware
N
2_6590
people < who get dogs > after just getting rid of one they say they can’t take care of < are so fucking annoying & awful people >
are so fucking annoying & awful people
who get dogs
N
2_6627
people who get dogs < after just getting rid of one > < they say > they can’t take care of are so fucking annoying & awful people
they say
after just getting rid of one
N
2_6628
< The choice may come ..... possiblity > < Give up Netflix , Disney+ , Amazon TV , Hulu . > Or not get to see HS football at all .....
Give up Netflix , Disney+ , Amazon TV , Hulu .
The choice may come ..... possiblity
C
2_6656
< Can y’ all stop saying > < 2020 > has something great in store bc it really fucking doesn’t
2020
Can y’ all stop saying
N
2_6665
Can y’ all stop saying 2020 < has something great in store > < bc it really fucking doesn’t >
bc it really fucking doesn’t
has something great in store
D
2_6670
< No one cares . > Bring Tayshia out < #TheBachelorette >
#TheBachelorette
No one cares .
N
2_6678
< This why I do nt got no kids now > < 😂😂😒 > this lil boy crying cause he do nt wanna do his assignment and want me tooo .. I’m not yo momma lil nigga ! ! 😂😳
😂😂😒
This why I do nt got no kids now
C
2_6680
< This why I do nt got no kids now > 😂😂😒 this lil boy crying cause he do nt wanna do his assignment < and want me tooo .. > I’m not yo momma lil nigga ! ! 😂😳
and want me tooo ..
This why I do nt got no kids now
N
2_6683
This why I do nt got no kids now 😂😂😒 this lil boy < crying cause he do nt wanna do his assignment > < and want me tooo .. > I’m not yo momma lil nigga ! ! 😂😳
and want me tooo ..
crying cause he do nt wanna do his assignment
C
2_6692
This why I do nt got no kids now 😂😂😒 this lil boy crying cause he do nt wanna do his assignment < and want me tooo .. > < I’m not yo momma lil nigga ! ! > 😂😳
I’m not yo momma lil nigga ! !
and want me tooo ..
C
2_6695
If you want a real authentic bag < you have to duck off > < & focus on yourself ! ! ! . > You have to cook at home instead if eating out .. You have to re - wear the same outfit to the club 😂🤣 ! ! !
& focus on yourself ! ! ! .
you have to duck off
C
2_6705
If you want a real authentic bag you have to duck off & focus on yourself ! ! ! . < You have to cook at home > < instead > if eating out .. You have to re - wear the same outfit to the club 😂🤣 ! ! !
instead
You have to cook at home
C
2_6713
People at these outdoor Trump rallies should just say <’ screw it’ > < and toss the dumb face diapers . > Either way , the mask - cult is gon na mask - shame , but at least we’d be on the side of real science .. . And besides , there’s nothing to be afraid of . It’s only’ shame’ if we’re embarrassed .
and toss the dumb face diapers .
’ screw it’
N
2_6731
People at these outdoor Trump rallies should just say <’ screw it’ > and toss the dumb face diapers . Either way , the mask - cult is gon na mask - shame , < but at least we’d be on the side of real science .. . > And besides , there’s nothing to be afraid of . It’s only’ shame’ if we’re embarrassed .
but at least we’d be on the side of real science .. .
’ screw it’
N
2_6733
People at these outdoor Trump rallies should just say <’ screw it’ > and toss the dumb face diapers . Either way , the mask - cult is gon na mask - shame , but at least we’d be on the side of real science .. . < And besides , there’s nothing to be afraid of . > It’s only’ shame’ if we’re embarrassed .
And besides , there’s nothing to be afraid of .
’ screw it’
C
2_6734
People at these outdoor Trump rallies should just say’ screw it’ < and toss the dumb face diapers . > Either way , the mask - cult is gon na mask - shame , < but at least we’d be on the side of real science .. . > And besides , there’s nothing to be afraid of . It’s only’ shame’ if we’re embarrassed .
but at least we’d be on the side of real science .. .
and toss the dumb face diapers .
N
2_6736
People at these outdoor Trump rallies should just say’ screw it’ and toss the dumb face diapers . Either way , the mask - cult is gon na mask - shame , < but at least we’d be on the side of real science .. . > And besides , there’s nothing to be afraid of . < It’s only’ shame’ if we’re embarrassed . >
It’s only’ shame’ if we’re embarrassed .
but at least we’d be on the side of real science .. .
C
2_6743
< Everybody keeps posting about sacrificing Florida > < but they could just give the land back > 🙂
but they could just give the land back
Everybody keeps posting about sacrificing Florida
C
2_6745
< Just beat my dick so hard > < I had to drink a bottle of water > after I finished , I swear to god imma tear the first pussy I get up , gon na have em out of this world
I had to drink a bottle of water
Just beat my dick so hard
C
2_6753
< Just beat my dick so hard > I had to drink a bottle of water < after I finished , > I swear to god imma tear the first pussy I get up , gon na have em out of this world
after I finished ,
Just beat my dick so hard
N
2_6754
Just beat my dick so hard < I had to drink a bottle of water > < after I finished , > I swear to god imma tear the first pussy I get up , gon na have em out of this world
after I finished ,
I had to drink a bottle of water
C
2_6757
Good News is Always Good!. Thank You JESUS ! Give Thanks at All Times , < even when LIFE gets challenging > < #LIFEisAChallengeAndABlessing#LivingTheParadoxicalUnity >
#LIFEisAChallengeAndABlessing#LivingTheParadoxicalUnity
even when LIFE gets challenging
C
2_6783
< So I tried the new [ USER ] > [ USER ]’ OnePlus World’ thing , just to see it and play the minigames .... < most of them are extremely broken lol >
most of them are extremely broken lol
So I tried the new [ USER ]
N
2_6790
< Coming from poverty . > < Hitting the lottery >
Hitting the lottery
Coming from poverty .
D
2_6797
The kid in elementary school PE class , < who was my partner > and held my feet to the ground when doing sit ups to make them more effective , < who i hated .... > Yeah . I’m sorry dude . I was wrong . I need you back . Please ? #decadeslater
who i hated ....
who was my partner
D
2_6805
The kid in elementary school PE class , who was my partner and held my feet to the ground when doing sit ups to make them more effective , < who i hated .... > Yeah . I’m sorry dude . < I was wrong . > I need you back . Please ? #decadeslater
I was wrong .
who i hated ....
D
2_6819
The kid in elementary school PE class , who was my partner and held my feet to the ground when doing sit ups to make them more effective , < who i hated .... > Yeah . I’m sorry dude . I was wrong . < I need you back . > Please ? #decadeslater
I need you back .
who i hated ....
D
2_6820
The kid in elementary school PE class , who was my partner and held my feet to the ground when doing sit ups to make them more effective , who i hated .... Yeah . I’m sorry dude . < I was wrong . > I need you back . Please ? < #decadeslater >
#decadeslater
I was wrong .
N
2_6828
The kid in elementary school PE class , who was my partner and held my feet to the ground when doing sit ups to make them more effective , who i hated .... Yeah . I’m sorry dude . I was wrong . < I need you back . > Please ? < #decadeslater >
#decadeslater
I need you back .
N
2_6830
< So who else took the entire week off > and barely got any planned much - needed rest AND still did n’t manage to accomplish anything .. ? . . < Just me ? >
Just me ?
So who else took the entire week off
C
2_6834
My boyfriend is everything < I’ve ever wanted & more . > < 🥺 >
🥺
I’ve ever wanted & more .
C
2_6860
< You know > when you’re simply trying to get on with your day or complete a basic task < but then you’re overridden by the fact > that Donald Trump is president and has a large chance to get a second term ? ....
but then you’re overridden by the fact
You know
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2_6866
You know < when you’re simply trying to get on with your day or complete a basic task > < but then you’re overridden by the fact > that Donald Trump is president and has a large chance to get a second term ? ....
but then you’re overridden by the fact
when you’re simply trying to get on with your day or complete a basic task
C
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