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Lmao me & my friends funny af when we got ta tell eachother about our hoe - ish escapades that they was n’t included on ... < we be like I have a confession > 🤣🤣 < like we in a real relationship or something >
like we in a real relationship or something
we be like I have a confession
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Lmao me & my friends funny af when we got ta tell eachother about our hoe - ish escapades that they was n’t included on ... we be like I have a confession < 🤣🤣 > < like we in a real relationship or something >
like we in a real relationship or something
🤣🤣
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The Republicans are banking on the American people’s short attention span during today’s impeachment hearings ... per Rep. Mike Conaway . < American public is use to > 1hr Law In Order segments . So all y’ all still voting these folks in think < you’re dumb AF . > #ImpeachmentHearings
you’re dumb AF .
American public is use to
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< the truth > < that lies closest , however , > is only this , that you are beating your head against the wall of a windowless and doorless cell .
that lies closest , however ,
the truth
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This week’s newsletter is out!nnFeaturing resources on getting started with #a11y from [USER] , [USER] , [USER] , & [USER].nnIf you think < you’re subscribed > < but did n’t get it , > search your inbox for a confirm your subscription to DevYarns email ! ?
but did n’t get it ,
you’re subscribed
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I wish < I had the guts > to comment on Instagram’ I wanna fuck your mouth so badly’ < but i m a prissy little bitch >
but i m a prissy little bitch
I had the guts
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I wish I had the guts < to comment on Instagram’ I wanna fuck your mouth so badly’ > < but i m a prissy little bitch >
but i m a prissy little bitch
to comment on Instagram’ I wanna fuck your mouth so badly’
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I hate having such a quiet voice . It’s so annoying having to repeat everything . but then < when I speak up > I feel < like I’m yelling or too loud > so i just .. idk
like I’m yelling or too loud
when I speak up
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< So yoga = fun and good for the body . > But I never found that’ infinite wisdom’ the’ flows from the body’ . < Maybe i’m not flexible enough yet . >
Maybe i’m not flexible enough yet .
So yoga = fun and good for the body .
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< i just got so close > to being hit by a car < and i barely felt anything > i just said oh my god a little louder than my average voice
and i barely felt anything
i just got so close
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i just got so close to being hit by a car < and i barely felt anything > < i just said oh my god a little louder than my average voice >
i just said oh my god a little louder than my average voice
and i barely felt anything
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She the finishes with , What about all the diseases ? < I run to my room crying . > That was the first time I had ever hurt myself intentionally . < Trying to tear my skin off , > crying , wanting to die .
Trying to tear my skin off ,
I run to my room crying .
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She the finishes with , What about all the diseases ? < I run to my room crying . > That was the first time I had ever hurt myself intentionally . Trying to tear my skin off , < crying , > wanting to die .
crying ,
I run to my room crying .
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She the finishes with , What about all the diseases ? I run to my room crying . That was the first time I had ever hurt myself intentionally . < Trying to tear my skin off , > < crying , > wanting to die .
crying ,
Trying to tear my skin off ,
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She the finishes with , What about all the diseases ? I run to my room crying . That was the first time I had ever hurt myself intentionally . Trying to tear my skin off , < crying , > < wanting to die . >
wanting to die .
crying ,
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#UpNow < Keyshia Cole Featuring Jeezy’ Never Again’ .. > < seems like a buzz single .. not an official jump .. nice beat .. > Jeezy verse is nice
seems like a buzz single .. not an official jump .. nice beat ..
Keyshia Cole Featuring Jeezy’ Never Again’ ..
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Quo : The other thing , here’s a lot of talk about Biden’s son , < that Biden stopped the prosecution > and a lot of people want to find out about that so whatever you can do with the Attorney General < would be great .... > so if you can look into it …  
would be great ....
that Biden stopped the prosecution
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< ! ! ! ! > [USER] Who the fuck is < #Twinning > though ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! Let me hear you !’
#Twinning
! ! ! !
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< ! ! ! ! > [USER] Who the fuck is #Twinning < though ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! > Let me hear you !’
though ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
! ! ! !
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< Gooooooooood Morning Loves ! ! ! > < ABOUT TO GO SHOOT [USER] VIDEO’ Carry Out’ :) >
ABOUT TO GO SHOOT [USER] VIDEO’ Carry Out’ :)
Gooooooooood Morning Loves ! ! !
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< Ok so this is suppper dumb > < but > if I were to build a gaming level for the kitties , which game should I do ?
but
Ok so this is suppper dumb
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Like , yes , saying < her is > *technically* correct but y’ all know full well ....... ESPECIALLY when on their own profile their pronouns are listed < as They / She with they listed first , > come on now
as They / She with they listed first ,
her is
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Sit down dere small [USER] < Treat me like a Lady > < and I’ll respect u like a Man’ >
and I’ll respect u like a Man’
Treat me like a Lady
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< My Costco card pic should come w / a warning : > <’ Do not look directly onto the card > if you have a heart condition or are pregnant’
’ Do not look directly onto the card
My Costco card pic should come w / a warning :
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< No text back ... > #chillmode I guess .. Np : <’ Did You Wrong’ -Pleasure P ... Love this song .. >
’ Did You Wrong’ -Pleasure P ... Love this song ..
No text back ...
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No text back ... #chillmode < I guess .. > < Np : >’ Did You Wrong’ -Pleasure P ... Love this song ..
Np :
I guess ..
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No text back ... #chillmode < I guess .. > Np : <’ Did You Wrong’ -Pleasure P ... Love this song .. >
’ Did You Wrong’ -Pleasure P ... Love this song ..
I guess ..
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No text back ... #chillmode I guess .. < Np : > <’ Did You Wrong’ -Pleasure P ... Love this song .. >
’ Did You Wrong’ -Pleasure P ... Love this song ..
Np :
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< Saw one of my good family friends last night > and I made a joke about fighting him then his girlfriend ( who I JUST met ) < was just n > 😐 do n’t touch my boyfriend nTf did you say to me . Bitch I’ll beat your ass too
was just n
Saw one of my good family friends last night
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Saw one of my good family friends last night < and I made a joke about fighting him > then his girlfriend ( who I JUST met ) < was just n > 😐 do n’t touch my boyfriend nTf did you say to me . Bitch I’ll beat your ass too
was just n
and I made a joke about fighting him
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Saw one of my good family friends last night and I made a joke about fighting him then his girlfriend < ( who I JUST met ) > < was just n > 😐 do n’t touch my boyfriend nTf did you say to me . Bitch I’ll beat your ass too
was just n
( who I JUST met )
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I’ve been fuming at Suits < ever since I started it , > I’m on season three < and Mike has been fired > and came right back like twice . This whole time I was thinking about how unlikely the show is , but I was wrong . Even Epstein got to where he was with no degree .
and Mike has been fired
ever since I started it ,
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I’ve been fuming at Suits ever since I started it , I’m on season three and Mike has been fired < and came right back like twice . > < This whole time I was thinking > about how unlikely the show is , but I was wrong . Even Epstein got to where he was with no degree .
This whole time I was thinking
and came right back like twice .
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I’ve been fuming at Suits ever since I started it , I’m on season three and Mike has been fired < and came right back like twice . > This whole time I was thinking < about how unlikely the show is , > but I was wrong . Even Epstein got to where he was with no degree .
about how unlikely the show is ,
and came right back like twice .
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< How FUCKING awkward [USER] > [USER]’ she’s my ex’’ she’s my BFF’ oh I effing hate her < #goodtimes >
#goodtimes
How FUCKING awkward [USER]
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Word of the day is Super - spreader Summer Jams , < 🤣 > ok [USER] < I see you > 🤣
I see you
🤣
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Word of the day is Super - spreader Summer Jams , 🤣 < ok > [USER] < I see you > 🤣
I see you
ok
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Word of the day is Super - spreader Summer Jams , 🤣 ok [USER] < I see you > < 🤣 >
🤣
I see you
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I hear so many people talking crap about their’ best friends’ at school . < Like damn . > < 😳 >
😳
Like damn .
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Meeting with someone tomorrow about a possible position < managing his company’s PoS website , > < and I genuinely do n’t know > if he meant Point of Sale of Piece of S**t .
and I genuinely do n’t know
managing his company’s PoS website ,
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Learn to say’ no’ and mean it . < Great old book to learn : > < When I Say No I Feel Guilty >
When I Say No I Feel Guilty
Great old book to learn :
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< Pops : > <’ Aretha could get lypo > and feed half of africa’ lmao
’ Aretha could get lypo
Pops :
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<’ the mall is open > < but ai nt nobody shopping’ >
but ai nt nobody shopping’
’ the mall is open
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I saw #oomf today and i was like’ 😍😍😍😍’ newline < But i tried to keep calm > < so i hit her with that mean mug > 😠
so i hit her with that mean mug
But i tried to keep calm
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< Trump himself has railed against Michigan’s coronavirus restrictions , > tweeting in April , < liberate Michigan . >
liberate Michigan .
Trump himself has railed against Michigan’s coronavirus restrictions ,
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I do n’t think Kobe is even sick . He just wants to have a’ Jordan - like’ game where people think he is sick < amd scores ton of pts > < #transparent >
#transparent
amd scores ton of pts
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18 years ago we grew up . < We became less narcissistic . > We realized , < yes it can happen to us . > Since then the terrorism , mostly domestic , has made us suspicious of our fellow man but not suspicious of the right people . We have created them even though most often these 1/3
yes it can happen to us .
We became less narcissistic .
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18 years ago we grew up . We became less narcissistic . We realized , < yes it can happen to us . > < Since then the terrorism , mostly domestic , has made us suspicious of our fellow man but not suspicious of the right people . > We have created them even though most often these 1/3
Since then the terrorism , mostly domestic , has made us suspicious of our fellow man but not suspicious of the right people .
yes it can happen to us .
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18 years ago we grew up . We became less narcissistic . We realized , < yes it can happen to us . > Since then the terrorism , mostly domestic , has made us suspicious of our fellow man but not suspicious of the right people . We have created them < even though most often these > 1/3
even though most often these
yes it can happen to us .
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