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Apparently everyone in my poly sci class thinks I am joking < when I say things like , > <’ it is never right to invade another country under f ... >
’ it is never right to invade another country under f ...
when I say things like ,
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Do n’t let the way you feel , determine < how you treat someone , > < always treat people with kindness . >
always treat people with kindness .
how you treat someone ,
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< I hate > when people try and argue with me < when I’m right ! ! ! > 😡😡😡😡 then say ,’ oh’ nawwwwwwwww it do n’t work like that
when I’m right ! ! !
I hate
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< I hate > when people try and argue with me when I’m right ! ! ! < 😡😡😡😡 > then say ,’ oh’ nawwwwwwwww it do n’t work like that
😡😡😡😡
I hate
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I hate when people try and argue with me < when I’m right ! ! ! > < 😡😡😡😡 > then say ,’ oh’ nawwwwwwwww it do n’t work like that
😡😡😡😡
when I’m right ! ! !
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< Hey babe watsup ? > [USER] [USER] < 😘😘 > hey baby ! !’
😘😘
Hey babe watsup ?
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< Hey babe watsup ? > [USER] [USER] 😘😘 < hey baby ! !’ >
hey baby ! !’
Hey babe watsup ?
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Lmao Shannon’s telling me things from Friday night < that I do n’t remember > < and I’m just here like’ I said that ? !’’ I did that ? !’ >
and I’m just here like’ I said that ? !’’ I did that ? !’
that I do n’t remember
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< I do n’t get you son > [USER] < But [USER] would only admit > his own joke is funny . : |’
But [USER] would only admit
I do n’t get you son
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I meant to text my wife “ Thick thighs saves lives but accidentally ended up texting her “ Dank thighs saves lives ” < and did n’t realize the error > < until it was too late nnoh no lol >
until it was too late nnoh no lol
and did n’t realize the error
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Looking at Trip Advisor is pretty funny because there’s people on there < rating the Great Sphinx > 3/5 stars < because it’s not as impressive > as I thought and not big enough . ?
because it’s not as impressive
rating the Great Sphinx
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< I immediately suspect a writer > when he says somebody handed somebody else a crisp dollar bill . < Would anybody know > -- 82 years later , in this case -- what the hell condition the bill was in ? And if the writer thinks this is adding texture , what else is he adding texture to ?
Would anybody know
I immediately suspect a writer
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I immediately suspect a writer when he says somebody handed somebody else a crisp dollar bill . Would anybody know -- 82 years later , in this case -- what the hell condition the bill was in ? And if the writer thinks < this is adding texture , > < what else is he adding texture to ? >
what else is he adding texture to ?
this is adding texture ,
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Biden at < 4:30 > : < Stay calm.nPOTUS at > 6:51 : It’s a corrupt system.n [USER]
Stay calm.nPOTUS at
4:30
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Biden at 4:30 : < Stay calm.nPOTUS at > < 6:51 > : It’s a corrupt system.n [USER]
6:51
Stay calm.nPOTUS at
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Meet one of our cats looking for a forever home ! Lola is a senior girl whose foster says If you’re looking for a cat with a lot of love to give , < it’s Lola . > < This golden girl is affectionate > & warms up to new people very quickly ! Email us at adoptions [USER].org !
This golden girl is affectionate
it’s Lola .
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The doctor recommended’ drinking lots of fluids’ < to help make this cough go away . > < Tragically I do n’t think > she meant martinis .
Tragically I do n’t think
to help make this cough go away .
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i realized 2 thingsn1 . i do n’t know how to refuse someone something they nicely asked for simply on the basis < that i do n’t want ton1.b ) > without lying / apologizing ( ie . sorry i’m all out , sorry i have a boyfriend etc)n2 . men do n’t understand no < when they offer to pay for a yes >
when they offer to pay for a yes
that i do n’t want ton1.b )
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< patches with regular updates > ( if they kept security separate like they used to , you would go back to less frequent hard updates ) < … I just do n’t like the new Windows > and I LOVED WINDOWS!nnNow , why should I not switch ALL our PCs over to Linux ? Go ...
… I just do n’t like the new Windows
patches with regular updates
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patches with regular updates ( if they kept security separate like they used to , < you would go back to less frequent hard updates ) > < … I just do n’t like the new Windows > and I LOVED WINDOWS!nnNow , why should I not switch ALL our PCs over to Linux ? Go ...
… I just do n’t like the new Windows
you would go back to less frequent hard updates )
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Bach had been raised to believe < that Christians have a responsibility > to help the needy , < and that with tenacity and research ordinary people can achieve most things > they set their minds to . [ 👀🤔 ]
and that with tenacity and research ordinary people can achieve most things
that Christians have a responsibility
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< I’ll follow back > if you have < #dope > pics ... No dry shit ! #Instagram newline newline Go follow newline newline’ UNCLE_MONEY’ 💯 : heavy_check_mark :
#dope
I’ll follow back
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I’ll follow back < if you have > #dope pics ... < No dry shit ! > #Instagram newline newline Go follow newline newline’ UNCLE_MONEY’ 💯 : heavy_check_mark :
No dry shit !
if you have
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< Alright guys today’s the day > < where you text a light skin girl’ Merry Christmas’ > cause your ass wo n’t get a response till Christmas Day ..
where you text a light skin girl’ Merry Christmas’
Alright guys today’s the day
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Alright guys today’s the day < where you text a light skin girl’ Merry Christmas’ > < cause your ass wo n’t get a response till Christmas Day .. >
cause your ass wo n’t get a response till Christmas Day ..
where you text a light skin girl’ Merry Christmas’
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’ Who day say < they gon’ beat them Saints ? ! > < WHO DAT ! > WHO DAT !’
WHO DAT !
they gon’ beat them Saints ? !
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Man It ias been 12 years since i did any real coding . I thought < it was going to be a breeze to do . > < BOY was i wrong ! >
BOY was i wrong !
it was going to be a breeze to do .
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I am a HUGE proponent of earned media ( pitching stories to independent outlets ) < over paid media > ( ads ) but there is so much more to building trust . The first step < to building trust is listening to an audience . > Science communicators suck at this generally . #SpreadingFacts
to building trust is listening to an audience .
over paid media
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< When sloppy girls see a girl with a nice body > < they be on their’ Oh that bitch body fake as shit’ lol the hate be real >
they be on their’ Oh that bitch body fake as shit’ lol the hate be real
When sloppy girls see a girl with a nice body
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<’ I just wanna make love with this couch . > < It gets me . > I just wanna lay here and chill . -CW’
It gets me .
’ I just wanna make love with this couch .
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<’ I just wanna make love with this couch . > It gets me . < I just wanna lay here > and chill . -CW’
I just wanna lay here
’ I just wanna make love with this couch .
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<’ I just wanna make love with this couch . > It gets me . I just wanna lay here < and chill . > -CW’
and chill .
’ I just wanna make love with this couch .
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<’ This is what good girls get ..’ > <’ Lol Daddy is poppin ! ! > #random but fuck it lol
’ Lol Daddy is poppin ! !
’ This is what good girls get ..’
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<’ This is what good girls get ..’ >’ Lol Daddy is poppin ! ! < #random > but fuck it lol
#random
’ This is what good girls get ..’
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<’ This is what good girls get ..’ >’ Lol Daddy is poppin ! ! #random < but fuck it lol >
but fuck it lol
’ This is what good girls get ..’
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If i’m looking up things to do in Boston this weekend or Best Mexican Restaurants in Boston , it’s because I’m looking for something to do or eat in Boston . < Medford , > is not Boston . Waltham , is not Boston . < Woburn sure as hell ai nt Boston . >
Woburn sure as hell ai nt Boston .
Medford ,
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< Everyone hating on Barb > and she is 100 < percent right . > She’s not making this about her , and I doubt she hates Madison . She just knows that these are two incompatible people . AND THEY ARE . #TheBachelor
percent right .
Everyone hating on Barb
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Everyone hating on Barb and she is 100 < percent right . > She’s not making this about her , < and I doubt > she hates Madison . She just knows that these are two incompatible people . AND THEY ARE . #TheBachelor
and I doubt
percent right .
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< Saw his pictures’ Dayum’ he s cute ^_^ … …… Saw him in person ughh’ Damn’ for real > < -__- ........ PICTURES ARE HELLA TRICKY THO ! >
-__- ........ PICTURES ARE HELLA TRICKY THO !
Saw his pictures’ Dayum’ he s cute ^_^ … …… Saw him in person ughh’ Damn’ for real
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< spent four of those years vegan , too . > < so vegetarianism really is nothing to me at this point . > i’ do n’t know what i’m missing’ anymore .
so vegetarianism really is nothing to me at this point .
spent four of those years vegan , too .
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< ik the show will be bad > but can kos just be good . can the darkling stay dead in it . can nikolai be confirmed bi < & get a male love interest . > can nina’s relationship w her new love interest not override or fix nina working thru her grief and be developed well
& get a male love interest .
ik the show will be bad
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ik the show will be bad < but can kos just be good . > < can the darkling stay dead in it . > can nikolai be confirmed bi & get a male love interest . can nina’s relationship w her new love interest not override or fix nina working thru her grief and be developed well
can the darkling stay dead in it .
but can kos just be good .
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< Feels like i’m full - time everything . > < Tiiiiiiiiired .. > ( goes to play Yo Gotti’ Full Time’ ) .
Tiiiiiiiiired ..
Feels like i’m full - time everything .
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Really impressed with Safari 5 <’s new feature list , > < tho some marked’ new’ are n’t new > as far as I can tell
tho some marked’ new’ are n’t new
’s new feature list ,
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Really impressed with Safari 5’s new feature list , < tho some marked’ new’ are n’t new > < as far as I can tell >
as far as I can tell
tho some marked’ new’ are n’t new
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#TodayOnBluesTalk < : > < it seems a little concerning the shift > the Blues have made under Army . Restocking thru the draft really does n’t seem like it is a priority . nnWut ? 15 of the 31 players on the Blues playoff roster were drafted by Doug Armstrong
it seems a little concerning the shift
:
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#TodayOnBluesTalk : < it seems a little concerning the shift > the Blues have made under Army . Restocking thru the draft really does n’t seem like it is a priority . < nnWut ? > 15 of the 31 players on the Blues playoff roster were drafted by Doug Armstrong
nnWut ?
it seems a little concerning the shift
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#TodayOnBluesTalk : it seems a little concerning the shift < the Blues have made under Army . > Restocking thru the draft < really does n’t seem like it is a priority . > nnWut ? 15 of the 31 players on the Blues playoff roster were drafted by Doug Armstrong
really does n’t seem like it is a priority .
the Blues have made under Army .
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#TodayOnBluesTalk : it seems a little concerning the shift the Blues have made under Army . < Restocking thru the draft > < really does n’t seem like it is a priority . > nnWut ? 15 of the 31 players on the Blues playoff roster were drafted by Doug Armstrong
really does n’t seem like it is a priority .
Restocking thru the draft
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#TodayOnBluesTalk : it seems a little concerning the shift the Blues have made under Army . Restocking thru the draft < really does n’t seem like it is a priority . > < nnWut ? > 15 of the 31 players on the Blues playoff roster were drafted by Doug Armstrong
nnWut ?
really does n’t seem like it is a priority .
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< Black grl voice > < ** >’ u need to take of yo baby’
**
Black grl voice
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In talks to make’ No Shame’ be the 2nd < single off the CD . > < Release this song in video format for your visual and audio pleasure . >
Release this song in video format for your visual and audio pleasure .
single off the CD .
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< I know > it will happen , < but can someone explain to me > why this game would be’ fixed’ if the Heat win . I ca n’t think of a logical reason
but can someone explain to me
I know
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’ Black track’ . < Disagree with something > you once supported < because Obama is in favor of that same ideas >
because Obama is in favor of that same ideas
Disagree with something
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’ Black track’ . Disagree with something < you once supported > < because Obama is in favor of that same ideas >
because Obama is in favor of that same ideas
you once supported
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< Ah , that fine line between Shhh , I need to get some writing done > < and Crap , its too quiet . > They are into something.n#momswritersclub #mommylife
and Crap , its too quiet .
Ah , that fine line between Shhh , I need to get some writing done
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Kongo or [USER] Huh ? ? ? [USER] : Whc [USER] Every where donavag : < [USER] ABU on fire > < 2nyt > .’
2nyt
[USER] ABU on fire
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< My heart goes out to Mrs Kathy’s family in the little time > I spent with her < she had an overwhelmingly positive Impact on my life > she was the youth choir director I remember her saying you ca nt sing through your teeth I have n’t shut my mouth since .
she had an overwhelmingly positive Impact on my life
My heart goes out to Mrs Kathy’s family in the little time
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< Every time Hunter’s on my TV , I find myself thinking : >’ Hi there . How ya doin ? You’re lookin’ sexier than ever today . < I love you .’ ;) >
I love you .’ ;)
Every time Hunter’s on my TV , I find myself thinking :
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Every time Hunter’s on my TV , I find myself thinking : <’ Hi there . > < How ya doin ? > You’re lookin’ sexier than ever today . I love you .’ ;)
How ya doin ?
’ Hi there .
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Every time Hunter’s on my TV , I find myself thinking : <’ Hi there . > How ya doin ? < You’re lookin’ sexier than ever today . > I love you .’ ;)
You’re lookin’ sexier than ever today .
’ Hi there .
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Every time Hunter’s on my TV , I find myself thinking : <’ Hi there . > How ya doin ? You’re lookin’ sexier than ever today . < I love you .’ ;) >
I love you .’ ;)
’ Hi there .
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Every time Hunter’s on my TV , I find myself thinking :’ Hi there . < How ya doin ? > You’re lookin’ sexier than ever today . < I love you .’ ;) >
I love you .’ ;)
How ya doin ?
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Damn 300 < bucks profit ? ! ! > I should of sold em higher . Cause my 150 < looks so jank = _ _ _ _ = >
looks so jank = _ _ _ _ =
bucks profit ? ! !
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Damn 300 bucks profit ? ! ! < I should of sold em higher . > Cause my 150 < looks so jank = _ _ _ _ = >
looks so jank = _ _ _ _ =
I should of sold em higher .
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Damn 300 bucks profit ? ! ! I should of sold em higher . Cause my < 150 > < looks so jank = _ _ _ _ = >
looks so jank = _ _ _ _ =
150
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When you decide to hop up on my online #Chipotle order , < your name will get changed . > Please believe < you are Meal > 2 for Cletus [USER]
you are Meal
your name will get changed .
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I saw [USER] did an appetizer Mount Rushmore . I do n’t want to say they’re ripping us off < but we did raise the question > if nachos were an appetizer < did we not ? — > [USER] We certainly did— [USER] : [USER] [USER] [USER]
did we not ? —
but we did raise the question
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< I only listened to [USER] > < pod when Pete is on and rarely even then . But , desperate for [USER] content over the holiday , > I cut it on . Low and behold [USER] provides more cringe , 29 minutes in , when he reads off the most self - indulgent mailbag comment ever .
pod when Pete is on and rarely even then . But , desperate for [USER] content over the holiday ,
I only listened to [USER]
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Tweets by Donna :’ I hope < my hip pops out > < and hits you in the face .’ >
and hits you in the face .’
my hip pops out
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Into the living room & 1 of her cats was weaving & wrapping herself around my sister .. I said to my sister Ya know Beth the reason why your so resilient towards the craft is because you know < you have powers > < & it scares the fμ > © k outta you , because you do n’t know how to control
& it scares the fμ
you have powers
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< Beamer on Newton - Thomas comparisons : >’ I think < there are some comparisons . > Cam is a great leader for his football team and Logan is for us .’
there are some comparisons .
Beamer on Newton - Thomas comparisons :
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< Beamer on Newton - Thomas comparisons : >’ I think there are some comparisons . < Cam is a great leader for his football team > and Logan is for us .’
Cam is a great leader for his football team
Beamer on Newton - Thomas comparisons :
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< I wish > there were more time in the week to say’ yes’ to all of the opportunities I am being offered lately . < It’s a very good problem though ! >
It’s a very good problem though !
I wish
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I want a baby pig . < Like a teacup pig . > < One > that I can take to town with me and be like ,’ Hey . I got ta pig .’
One
Like a teacup pig .
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< When I see that picture > that’s like’ yoga positions for cramps’ I’m like no . The position for cramps is curl up in a ball and cry . <’ I’m like no . >
’ I’m like no .
When I see that picture
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< When I see that picture > that’s like’ yoga positions for cramps’ I’m like no . The position for cramps is curl up in a ball < and cry . >
and cry .
When I see that picture
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When I see that picture < that’s like’ yoga positions for cramps’ > <’ I’m like no . > The position for cramps is curl up in a ball and cry .
’ I’m like no .
that’s like’ yoga positions for cramps’
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When I see that picture that’s like’ yoga positions for cramps’ <’ I’m like no . > The position for cramps is curl up in a ball < and cry . >
and cry .
’ I’m like no .
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< People say > i’m strong , but i’m not i m just good at putting the’ nothing bothers me < & i m happy & nice all the time’ mask ... >
& i m happy & nice all the time’ mask ...
People say
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<’ I wanted to be a character on snl > < but then my parents said > I had to go to college’ - [USER]
but then my parents said
’ I wanted to be a character on snl
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< Love the e trade commercials . > < The little baby is like’ so i m in trouble > because appearently riding the dog like its a little horse is fr ...
The little baby is like’ so i m in trouble
Love the e trade commercials .
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I’m sittin next to my mom in the car and rick james - maryjane comes on , < she says > < I kno u wish u were high ... > I said’ mom I am’ lol
I kno u wish u were high ...
she says
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Right lmao’ i m a fly out there < n give it to u [USER] > < Ppl be mentioning each other like hey what city u in I wanna fuck ” >
Ppl be mentioning each other like hey what city u in I wanna fuck ”
n give it to u [USER]
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< 🙏 > What my clients are saying ... < Wow , I love it ! > I think you nailed it . Thank you . #gratitude#amygraudesign
Wow , I love it !
🙏
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< Every fashion Chad and their homies have a thrift or fashion ig > < but only a handful know > why they pick the pieces they sell at ridiculous rates ... I’ve been seeing some of y’ all trying to sell vintage Old Navy for $ 45 lmao y’ all big trippin’ .
but only a handful know
Every fashion Chad and their homies have a thrift or fashion ig
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Every fashion Chad and their homies have a thrift or fashion ig but only a handful know why they pick the pieces they sell at ridiculous rates ... < I’ve been seeing some of y’ all > trying to sell vintage Old Navy for $ 45 < lmao y’ all big trippin’ . >
lmao y’ all big trippin’ .
I’ve been seeing some of y’ all
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Every fashion Chad and their homies have a thrift or fashion ig but only a handful know why they pick the pieces they sell at ridiculous rates ... I’ve been seeing some of y’ all trying to sell vintage Old Navy < for $ > 45 < lmao y’ all big trippin’ . >
lmao y’ all big trippin’ .
for $
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< Che : > They hit you with that slick s—. Like , well , ‘All lives matter . ‘Really , semantics ? That would be like if your wife came up to you < and was like ‘Do you love me ?’ > And you’re like , ‘Baby , I love everybody , what are you talking about ?’ ”
and was like ‘Do you love me ?’
Che :
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Che : < They hit you with that slick s—. Like , well , ‘All lives matter . > ‘Really , semantics ? That would be like if your wife came up to you < and was like ‘Do you love me ?’ > And you’re like , ‘Baby , I love everybody , what are you talking about ?’ ”
and was like ‘Do you love me ?’
They hit you with that slick s—. Like , well , ‘All lives matter .
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Che : < They hit you with that slick s—. Like , well , ‘All lives matter . > ‘Really , semantics ? That would be like if your wife came up to you and was like ‘Do you love me ?’ < And you’re like , ‘Baby , I love everybody , > what are you talking about ?’ ”
And you’re like , ‘Baby , I love everybody ,
They hit you with that slick s—. Like , well , ‘All lives matter .
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Che : They hit you with that slick s—. Like , well , ‘All lives matter . < ‘Really , semantics ? That would be like > if your wife came up to you and was like ‘Do you love me ?’ < And you’re like , ‘Baby , I love everybody , > what are you talking about ?’ ”
And you’re like , ‘Baby , I love everybody ,
‘Really , semantics ? That would be like
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Che : They hit you with that slick s—. Like , well , ‘All lives matter . ‘Really , semantics ? That would be like < if your wife came up to you > and was like ‘Do you love me ?’ < And you’re like , ‘Baby , I love everybody , > what are you talking about ?’ ”
And you’re like , ‘Baby , I love everybody ,
if your wife came up to you
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Che : They hit you with that slick s—. Like , well , ‘All lives matter . ‘Really , semantics ? That would be like if your wife came up to you < and was like ‘Do you love me ?’ > < And you’re like , ‘Baby , I love everybody , > what are you talking about ?’ ”
And you’re like , ‘Baby , I love everybody ,
and was like ‘Do you love me ?’
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Che : They hit you with that slick s—. Like , well , ‘All lives matter . ‘Really , semantics ? That would be like if your wife came up to you < and was like ‘Do you love me ?’ > And you’re like , ‘Baby , I love everybody , < what are you talking about ?’ ” >
what are you talking about ?’ ”
and was like ‘Do you love me ?’
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Che : They hit you with that slick s—. Like , well , ‘All lives matter . ‘Really , semantics ? That would be like if your wife came up to you and was like ‘Do you love me ?’ < And you’re like , ‘Baby , I love everybody , > < what are you talking about ?’ ” >
what are you talking about ?’ ”
And you’re like , ‘Baby , I love everybody ,
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Today I have said’ Bitch’ about < 25 > < times not including in my mind >
times not including in my mind
25
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What text ? And why everybody have to know < i’m a hoe lol > [USER] [USER] < text me back hoe >
text me back hoe
i’m a hoe lol
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< YOU KNOW [USER] > < [USER] shut up abeg .’ >
[USER] shut up abeg .’
YOU KNOW [USER]
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<’ I catfished you > < bc I love you > and I wanted you to be happy’ - yeah that make sense .. This show is crazy . 😳
bc I love you
’ I catfished you
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