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Learn to say’ no’ < and mean it . > Great old book to learn : < When I Say No I Feel Guilty >
When I Say No I Feel Guilty
and mean it .
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< Quote of the day- Me : >’ Just go ask for another pair ...’ [USER] : <’ Ask who ? ? ? ? ? ? ?’ Lmao >
’ Ask who ? ? ? ? ? ? ?’ Lmao
Quote of the day- Me :
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I hope everybody havin a good day.nnI hope < everybody accomplished something significant.nEven > < if you did n’t accomplish anything significant.nnDon’t > be discouragednnJust aim to accomplish something significant tomorrow . nAnd the next day . nAnd so on.n - JuiceWRLDnRIPn#philosophy
if you did n’t accomplish anything significant.nnDon’t
everybody accomplished something significant.nEven
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Silly [USER]. < [USER] is the person of the year.nn(also , for the love of the grammar , > you ca n’t have two people < and still call it person of the year ) >
and still call it person of the year )
[USER] is the person of the year.nn(also , for the love of the grammar ,
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< Everytime misty greets me , > < it’s always ,’ baby momma !’ :) >
it’s always ,’ baby momma !’ :)
Everytime misty greets me ,
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< I know > it’s dumb neoliberal stuff and Politics are n’t a game and politicians should n’t try to dunk on people < and bla bla bla > but I will be SORELY disappointed if Biden does not tweet YOU’RE FIRED ! Or something similar @ donald trump
and bla bla bla
I know
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I do n’t want to follow any topics < twitter , > I use this site to watch a few hundred people with similiar mental illnesses < to mine have mental breakdowns and post memes > and that s it
to mine have mental breakdowns and post memes
twitter ,
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I do n’t want to follow any topics < twitter , > I use this site to watch a few hundred people with similiar mental illnesses to mine have mental breakdowns and post memes < and that s it >
and that s it
twitter ,
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I do n’t want to follow any topics twitter , I use this site to watch a few hundred people with similiar mental illnesses < to mine have mental breakdowns and post memes > < and that s it >
and that s it
to mine have mental breakdowns and post memes
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< I excel at anything involving language > but all I can do in response to a picture of Kendall Schmidt < is curl up in a ball > and yell’ DIMPLES .’
is curl up in a ball
I excel at anything involving language
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< I excel at anything involving language > but all I can do in response to a picture of Kendall Schmidt is curl up in a ball < and yell’ DIMPLES .’ >
and yell’ DIMPLES .’
I excel at anything involving language
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❤ God chose you ! You are not an accident ; you are not a mistake ! < Regardless of the good , the bad , and the ugly of your life , > < God still chose you ! > ❤ ( 1Peter2:9 ) #Amen#ThankYouJesus
God still chose you !
Regardless of the good , the bad , and the ugly of your life ,
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< Babyyyy when I tell y’ all that I’m tore up > < I am tore up Kmsl ! >’ Not Drunk Either’
I am tore up Kmsl !
Babyyyy when I tell y’ all that I’m tore up
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< Not sure how I feel about Numi > < calling its black Yunnan tea Chinese Breakfast . > Most Chinese that I know typically drink coffee for breakfast .
calling its black Yunnan tea Chinese Breakfast .
Not sure how I feel about Numi
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< Not sure how I feel about Numi > calling its black Yunnan tea Chinese Breakfast . Most Chinese < that I know > typically drink coffee for breakfast .
that I know
Not sure how I feel about Numi
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Sad we need to be reminded : < [USER] A reminder from O.C. Sheriff : > <’ Firing guns into the air ... > is both illegal and dangerous’
’ Firing guns into the air ...
[USER] A reminder from O.C. Sheriff :
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I ca n’t believe < some people are remaining neutral > because they just do n’t want to get into all the drama . That’s all the answer < I need to know > what your true beliefs are . If you really supported Black lives , you would proudly say it #BlackLivesMatter
I need to know
some people are remaining neutral
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I ca n’t believe some people are remaining neutral because they just do n’t want to get into all the drama . That’s all the answer I need to know what your true beliefs are . < If you really supported Black lives , > you would proudly say it < #BlackLivesMatter >
#BlackLivesMatter
If you really supported Black lives ,
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< I honestly have about > 20 + fic ideas that I’m either working on already or want to work on < and it has me feeling like galaxy brain chuck I DON’T NEED MORE DISTRACTIONS > so someone be the poor lil sir this is a radio shed guy and save me from myself
and it has me feeling like galaxy brain chuck I DON’T NEED MORE DISTRACTIONS
I honestly have about
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I honestly have about 20 < + fic ideas > that I’m either working on already or want to work on < and it has me feeling like galaxy brain chuck I DON’T NEED MORE DISTRACTIONS > so someone be the poor lil sir this is a radio shed guy and save me from myself
and it has me feeling like galaxy brain chuck I DON’T NEED MORE DISTRACTIONS
+ fic ideas
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young thug said < jay - z does nt have > 30 songs everyone know < yea he smoking > 😭
yea he smoking
jay - z does nt have
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young thug said jay - z does nt have 30 < songs > everyone know < yea he smoking > 😭
yea he smoking
songs
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< Peak Gemini to read this [USER] horoscope , > immediately tweet it , and await likes : If there is one thing for me < to disrupt with this new moon , > it’s my addiction to feedback from the outside world .
to disrupt with this new moon ,
Peak Gemini to read this [USER] horoscope ,
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Peak Gemini to read this [USER] horoscope , < immediately tweet it , > and await likes : If there is one thing for me to disrupt with this new moon , < it’s my addiction to feedback from the outside world . >
it’s my addiction to feedback from the outside world .
immediately tweet it ,
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< Just saw a shirt at Urban Outfitters > that said <’ Broke is the new Black .’ Good one Urban . >
’ Broke is the new Black .’ Good one Urban .
Just saw a shirt at Urban Outfitters
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She’s worth’ putting up with’ < when she does n’t smoke > but still reminds you < when it is > 4:20😍
when it is
when she does n’t smoke
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CASTING CALL PSA 2:nnSame client : < Other interesting things in the mix : > < nAd Libs that derail the take : > Too Numerous to track.nnDo not ad lib so extensively that you derail or change the line . The writers wrote those words for a reason . If you must ad lib A LOT , do it in take 2 .
nAd Libs that derail the take :
Other interesting things in the mix :
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CASTING CALL PSA 2:nnSame client : < Other interesting things in the mix : > nAd Libs that derail the take : < Too Numerous to track.nnDo not ad lib so extensively > that you derail or change the line . The writers wrote those words for a reason . If you must ad lib A LOT , do it in take 2 .
Too Numerous to track.nnDo not ad lib so extensively
Other interesting things in the mix :
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The feeling < after yu just sent a message > that yu might probably regret < but yu have that’ fuk it’ attitude hahaha >
but yu have that’ fuk it’ attitude hahaha
after yu just sent a message
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< After crashing my truck > < I cried > while walking from my room while Tom chased me
I cried
After crashing my truck
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Hahaha #oneofmyfollowers-- <’ I m a just die dog ... > life ai nt worth living < if I have to suck a dick’ >
if I have to suck a dick’
’ I m a just die dog ...
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< My horoscope says >’ a volatile friend may try to start an argument today’ they better fucking chill . < I m already knowin > I wo nt be in the mood .
I m already knowin
My horoscope says
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You say that you think < i m lying and hidding stuff > and say if i m not honest your not gunna be < but then you say’ atleast i do nt lie .’ Like ... >
but then you say’ atleast i do nt lie .’ Like ...
i m lying and hidding stuff
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< Your written’ Thank you !’ and stupid smiley face do nothing > < to alleviate the hate > I have towards you and your 8 % tip .
to alleviate the hate
Your written’ Thank you !’ and stupid smiley face do nothing
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< Your written’ Thank you !’ and stupid smiley face do nothing > to alleviate the hate I have towards you and your < 8 > % tip .
8
Your written’ Thank you !’ and stupid smiley face do nothing
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< Your written’ Thank you !’ and stupid smiley face do nothing > to alleviate the hate I have towards you and your 8 < % tip . >
% tip .
Your written’ Thank you !’ and stupid smiley face do nothing
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RT : <’ If I Was n’t In Trouble > < I’d Be Pickin Up Trell N Prolly Would ve Smoked All Day ... Fuck .’ ! ! ! ! ! ! ! >
I’d Be Pickin Up Trell N Prolly Would ve Smoked All Day ... Fuck .’ ! ! ! ! ! ! !
’ If I Was n’t In Trouble
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urgh this woman named’ Allegra’ on Maury has 5 kids and purple hair talkin about’ I LOOK GUUDD’ < *rolls > eyes * < uhmm okay >
uhmm okay
*rolls
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Skate - N - Brake < 2nite > ! ! ! < Doors open at > 6:15pm at Mr. Ps . Feel free to bring your own skates and a FRIEND . Wk 2 of’ Belief’ .
Doors open at
2nite
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A perfect example of how impossible it was for any sort of Trump - related message to break through was that the first lady was caught on tape < saying Fuck Christmas > and the story did not even last < 4 > hours in the news cycle .
4
saying Fuck Christmas
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< Caroline what a blood doll is , > if you do n’t mind , darling . Rebekah requested . Jane nodded her head . < It’s a mutually beneficial arrangement . > Rebekah provides me with a place to live , food , entertainment , protection . And when she asks , I provide her with blood . She explained .
It’s a mutually beneficial arrangement .
Caroline what a blood doll is ,
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< Craig owens’ this song is for the shit talkers . > They should just shut the fuck up’ right ? Wow true statement my friend . < I love you ! >
I love you !
Craig owens’ this song is for the shit talkers .
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Craig owens’ this song is for the shit talkers . They should just shut the fuck up’ right ? < Wow true statement my friend . > < I love you ! >
I love you !
Wow true statement my friend .
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When the next war comes along < Austria will be like’ Ah ! > Help us UK !’ And we’ll say’ Eurovision’ < Help us UK !’ >
Help us UK !’
Austria will be like’ Ah !
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They were also saying < I had been brainwashed by the media > and the global government wanted to control us . The comments did n’t really bother me , < so I just replied to those people with May God bless you . > Have a nice day and the conversation ended lol ( 5/8 )
so I just replied to those people with May God bless you .
I had been brainwashed by the media
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They were also saying I had been brainwashed by the media < and the global government wanted to control us . > The comments did n’t really bother me , < so I just replied to those people with May God bless you . > Have a nice day and the conversation ended lol ( 5/8 )
so I just replied to those people with May God bless you .
and the global government wanted to control us .
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They were also saying I had been brainwashed by the media and the global government wanted to control us . The comments did n’t really bother me , < so I just replied to those people with May God bless you . > < Have a nice day > and the conversation ended lol ( 5/8 )
Have a nice day
so I just replied to those people with May God bless you .
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They were also saying I had been brainwashed by the media and the global government wanted to control us . The comments did n’t really bother me , < so I just replied to those people with May God bless you . > Have a nice day < and the conversation ended lol > ( 5/8 )
and the conversation ended lol
so I just replied to those people with May God bless you .
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They were also saying I had been brainwashed by the media and the global government wanted to control us . The comments did n’t really bother me , so I just replied to those people with May God bless you . < Have a nice day > < and the conversation ended lol > ( 5/8 )
and the conversation ended lol
Have a nice day
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< One thing > Harris keeps saying is Joe < as if it’s an endearing friend . > That’s smart . nn#VPDebate
as if it’s an endearing friend .
One thing
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One thing < Harris keeps saying > is Joe < as if it’s an endearing friend . > That’s smart . nn#VPDebate
as if it’s an endearing friend .
Harris keeps saying
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One thing Harris keeps saying < is Joe > < as if it’s an endearing friend . > That’s smart . nn#VPDebate
as if it’s an endearing friend .
is Joe
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Rodon said it’s on him , not Renteria . “ I’m the one < who threw the pitch . > I’m the one who gave up the hits . < He had nothing to do with throwing any of the pitches , > so it’s not on him .
He had nothing to do with throwing any of the pitches ,
who threw the pitch .
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< Do n’t let problems turn you into a’ bitter’ person . > < They’re supposed to turn you into a’ better’ person >
They’re supposed to turn you into a’ better’ person
Do n’t let problems turn you into a’ bitter’ person .
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Yo [USER] how did y’ all get forget about the show the weekenders and y’ all said < that y’ all had all Disney shows > < 🙄 >
🙄
that y’ all had all Disney shows
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< I want to start > 3 sentences tomorrow with’ anthropologically speaking .’ < Damn > #bones reruns . Would love to sound smart for once !
Damn
I want to start
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< I bought my god children matching shirts > < that read’ No . > 1 Bro’
that read’ No .
I bought my god children matching shirts
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< Hoes Be Fronting Like’ Snow’ Is The Only White Thing > < That Lands On Their Face ! > 😩😒
That Lands On Their Face !
Hoes Be Fronting Like’ Snow’ Is The Only White Thing
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< Hoes Be Fronting Like’ Snow’ Is The Only White Thing > That Lands On Their Face ! < 😩😒 >
😩😒
Hoes Be Fronting Like’ Snow’ Is The Only White Thing
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Hoes Be Fronting Like’ Snow’ Is The Only White Thing < That Lands On Their Face ! > < 😩😒 >
😩😒
That Lands On Their Face !
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:’ D swerve ! [USER] < Thank y’ all > < “ MinnieIsTheName : > duuuuude :’) nam ! [USER] I dreamed of Oomf aiich ! ! :’’ ) ♥’ ”
“ MinnieIsTheName :
Thank y’ all
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< So I might have had someone pop up on my Twitter > who could be someone < I kinda knew online > 25 + years ago and I want to message him and go Was that you ? but I feel like it would be too awkward .
I kinda knew online
So I might have had someone pop up on my Twitter
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So I might have had someone pop up on my Twitter who could be someone I kinda knew online 25 + years ago < and I want to message him > and go Was that you ? < but I feel like it would be too awkward . >
but I feel like it would be too awkward .
and I want to message him
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< I agree with [USER] > who stated in his recent Times Op - Ed that , < Being president should mean you are more accountable , not less , to the rule of law . >
Being president should mean you are more accountable , not less , to the rule of law .
I agree with [USER]
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Finished’ Jane Eyre’ SO SO good ! Now time for bed .. work at < 7 > :( I would like to sleep in ! ! < Goodnight :) >
Goodnight :)
7
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Finished’ Jane Eyre’ SO SO good ! Now time for bed .. work at 7 :( < I would like to sleep in ! ! > < Goodnight :) >
Goodnight :)
I would like to sleep in ! !
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Hey Liberal media ! < You’ve created a martyr out of Brit Hume w/ your stink on his’ Tiger Woods ought convert to Xtianity’ comment . > < Brilliant ! >
Brilliant !
You’ve created a martyr out of Brit Hume w/ your stink on his’ Tiger Woods ought convert to Xtianity’ comment .
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Dr. Amy Acton cites study by [USER] showing mental health assistance requests are up more than 1000 % . Those who need help should call the state’s COVID careline [USER] or text 4HOPE to 741741 . < A pandemic reveals all the chinks in our armor , > she says . < Do n’t give up hope . >
Do n’t give up hope .
A pandemic reveals all the chinks in our armor ,
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< Led Zeppelin claimed > it had been a long time since they Rock and Rolled but they sounded well - practiced and at the top of their game in that song . < I do n’t personally find this inauthentic , > but I could see how others who do n’t understand the spirit of Rock and Roll might .
I do n’t personally find this inauthentic ,
Led Zeppelin claimed
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*cough < cough [USER]’ RT : > I miss your call by 3 seconds , < I call you back > and you do nt answer .’ The fuck ?’
I call you back
cough [USER]’ RT :
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< All I hear is Shabry yelling > Who need to sit by the door < 🗣😂😂😂😂😂🤦🏾‍♀️ >
🗣😂😂😂😂😂🤦🏾‍♀️
All I hear is Shabry yelling
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Watch the video’ California’ at top of this wall . Give it a’ like’ after you see it so we know < you did it . > < Good night ! JR >
Good night ! JR
you did it .
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< You can ball your eyes out > < and cry to them > and all they will say is that’s crazy ... That’s when you know it’s something wrong ... Meanwhile y’ all talking the other chick texting tryna figure out the same thing . Play your cards right mane ...
and cry to them
You can ball your eyes out
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My work computer was supposed to come today and they just left one of those < we missed you lol tags on the door > without ringing the doorbell and Hannah got mad enough on my behalf to wait on hold for an hour < and force them to turn around > and bring it back by the end of the day 💕
and force them to turn around
we missed you lol tags on the door
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We want to know what’s < *next*, > < but the shape of the future looks like remediation and reversal > because the new ground is already staring us in the face , so to speak : transparency and the intensifying presence of origin .
but the shape of the future looks like remediation and reversal
*next*,
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< This time next year I wo n’t be celebrating’ Mardi Gras’ > <’ I’ll be celebrating’ Carnival’ > and I’m so excited ! #samething#butcooler
’ I’ll be celebrating’ Carnival’
This time next year I wo n’t be celebrating’ Mardi Gras’
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i think i m one of few people < that can keeeep smokin > < and not have to stop cuz’ i m too high’ >
and not have to stop cuz’ i m too high’
that can keeeep smokin
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< It feels like all you’ve been saying lately > < is’ sorry’ ... > If you were really sorry you would n’t do it ..
is’ sorry’ ...
It feels like all you’ve been saying lately
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< It feels like all you’ve been saying lately > is’ sorry’ ... If you were really sorry < you would n’t do it .. >
you would n’t do it ..
It feels like all you’ve been saying lately
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The question : : <’ do I wanna watch the Eagles game tonite’ .. > Maybe if I do n’t we’ll win .. #Superstition < ( Its only weird > if it does n’t work )
( Its only weird
’ do I wanna watch the Eagles game tonite’ ..
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The question : :’ do I wanna watch the Eagles game tonite’ .. < Maybe if I do n’t we’ll win .. > #Superstition < ( Its only weird > if it does n’t work )
( Its only weird
Maybe if I do n’t we’ll win ..
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< It’s easy to say , > We do n’t need him to concede ! We won anyway ! because yes , it’s true . < But it’s still important to understand that refusal to concede means a continuation of polarization , distrust and anger . > It makes things so much harder and uncertain going forward .
But it’s still important to understand that refusal to concede means a continuation of polarization , distrust and anger .
It’s easy to say ,
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< Basic bitch : >’ omg micky i m totily deprest nd i listn to music or w.e pls pls be my frynd < i luv u’ >
i luv u’
Basic bitch :
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3_43618
Elizabeth Warren to reporters : < John Bolton never met a war > he did n’t like . I did n’t think < he should have been there > to begin with , and I’m glad he’s gone .
he should have been there
John Bolton never met a war
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Elizabeth Warren to reporters : John Bolton never met a war < he did n’t like . > I did n’t think < he should have been there > to begin with , and I’m glad he’s gone .
he should have been there
he did n’t like .
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Elizabeth Warren to reporters : John Bolton never met a war he did n’t like . I did n’t think < he should have been there > to begin with , and I’m glad < he’s gone . >
he’s gone .
he should have been there
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The #MAGA president says he will shut down [USER] for exposing his lies . < He needs Twitter , > it’s one of the few places he can spread his lies , < and his Russian Bots would be worthless . > #DontBeSilly
and his Russian Bots would be worthless .
He needs Twitter ,
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The #MAGA president says he will shut down [USER] for exposing his lies . < He needs Twitter , > it’s one of the few places he can spread his lies , and his Russian Bots would be worthless . < #DontBeSilly >
#DontBeSilly
He needs Twitter ,
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I hate people < who text me > then only reply to my long text with’ haha .’ Pisses me off . -____- < then only reply to my long text with’ haha .’ >
then only reply to my long text with’ haha .’
who text me
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< I agree > but we all know’ Run - George Strait’ is that MOTHAFUCKING FIRE ! ! < 👌🎶🎵♨ > [USER]
👌🎶🎵♨
I agree
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Sirianni on plans for Jacoby Brissett this season : nnWe know < Jacoby does some things really well > we ca n’t lose in our offense . Jacoby has to be ready to go ; < I ca n’t give you too much information on that > but Jacoby will be ready . #Colts
I ca n’t give you too much information on that
Jacoby does some things really well
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Sirianni on plans for Jacoby Brissett this season : nnWe know < Jacoby does some things really well > we ca n’t lose in our offense . Jacoby has to be ready to go ; I ca n’t give you too much information on that < but Jacoby will be ready . > #Colts
but Jacoby will be ready .
Jacoby does some things really well
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How do you deal with rejection so well?nnBro , < I’m a writer > < 😭😭 >
😭😭
I’m a writer
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’ Someone Dial 91 < Then When I Say Dial > 1 < Dial It’ Ha Ha ! > Watching The New Episode Of NCIS !
Dial It’ Ha Ha !
Then When I Say Dial
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NFLPA executive director DeMaurice Smith on the idea < that the NFL and players can just power through the pandemic : > Slogans and wishful thinking have not led our country through this pandemic . < And they will not lead football on any level through this pandemic . >
And they will not lead football on any level through this pandemic .
that the NFL and players can just power through the pandemic :
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Out of all the things < I’ve written , > < my paltry attempt at writing poetry is the thing > that has prompted the most unfollows on my blog . Maybe I should put my feelings about it into a poem .
my paltry attempt at writing poetry is the thing
I’ve written ,
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Out of all the things I’ve written , < my paltry attempt at writing poetry is the thing > that has prompted the most unfollows on my blog . < Maybe I should put my feelings about it into a poem . >
Maybe I should put my feelings about it into a poem .
my paltry attempt at writing poetry is the thing
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What’s unfolding in #HongKong < looks like’ Jasmine Revolution’ > < #Beijing > dreaded during #ArabSpring2011 Expect firm crackdown #OccupyCentral
#Beijing
looks like’ Jasmine Revolution’
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What’s unfolding in #HongKong < looks like’ Jasmine Revolution’ > #Beijing < dreaded during > #ArabSpring2011 Expect firm crackdown #OccupyCentral
dreaded during
looks like’ Jasmine Revolution’
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< If you have an iPhone > your’ drunk’ tweets will not auto correct to every word < being spelled with just one letter off > #YouAreDumb
being spelled with just one letter off
If you have an iPhone
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