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Overheard recently @ district court . < Man , > given choice of fine or 40-hours < of community service , > tells judge :’ I can do all 40 hours today .’
of community service ,
Man ,
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RT : [USER] Will someone deliver breakfast and coffee to us ? < I am sure > [USER] would appreciate it greatly too . < Thanks .’ > #seriously
Thanks .’
I am sure
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Everything In Its Right Place’ < currently being played by [USER] at [USER]. > < I’m giddy . >
I’m giddy .
currently being played by [USER] at [USER].
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I hate posts < that tell me what to do . >’ Click like for this ... click share if you believe’ I’m grown ... < I will like what the hell I want to . >
I will like what the hell I want to .
that tell me what to do .
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I hate posts that tell me what to do .’ Click like for this ... click share < if you believe >’ I’m grown ... < I will like what the hell I want to . >
I will like what the hell I want to .
if you believe
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<’ Brett do you think > you’d be interested in being the President of my graphic tee company ? < We are going to be bigger than Nike’ - crazy uncle >
We are going to be bigger than Nike’ - crazy uncle
’ Brett do you think
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< When we’re dancing with the angels , > < the question will be asked , in > 2019 , what did we do to make sure we kept our democracy intact ? Did we stand on the sidelines and say nothing?nnRest in peace . [USER] nnYou will always be one of my heros , a shining example of leadership .
the question will be asked , in
When we’re dancing with the angels ,
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< When we’re dancing with the angels , > the question will be asked < , > in 2019 , what did we do to make sure we kept our democracy intact ? Did we stand on the sidelines and say nothing?nnRest in peace . [USER] nnYou will always be one of my heros , a shining example of leadership .
,
When we’re dancing with the angels ,
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< When we’re dancing with the angels , > the question will be asked , in 2019 , < what did we do > to make sure we kept our democracy intact ? Did we stand on the sidelines and say nothing?nnRest in peace . [USER] nnYou will always be one of my heros , a shining example of leadership .
what did we do
When we’re dancing with the angels ,
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When we’re dancing with the angels , < the question will be asked , in > 2019 < , > what did we do to make sure we kept our democracy intact ? Did we stand on the sidelines and say nothing?nnRest in peace . [USER] nnYou will always be one of my heros , a shining example of leadership .
,
the question will be asked , in
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When we’re dancing with the angels , the question will be asked , in 2019 , what did we do to make sure we kept our democracy intact ? Did we stand on the sidelines < and say nothing?nnRest in peace . > [USER] < nnYou will always be one of my heros , a shining example of leadership . >
nnYou will always be one of my heros , a shining example of leadership .
and say nothing?nnRest in peace .
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< 2013 > is also a wonderful time to eliminate all of the’ friends’ < who are friends with your enemies . > #PositiveVibesForAll😊
who are friends with your enemies .
2013
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< I thought in my heart’ The fate of the fool will overtake me . > What gain comes from being wise ?’ I said in my heart’ This too is meaningless’ < What gain comes from being wise ?’ >
What gain comes from being wise ?’
I thought in my heart’ The fate of the fool will overtake me .
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I ♥ <’ My Voice . > < Shyts gon na make me beaucoup money one day >
Shyts gon na make me beaucoup money one day
’ My Voice .
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< I think > u can do it ! ! [USER] < I’ll be on Rip the Runway one day > 👠’
I’ll be on Rip the Runway one day
I think
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< Wife told me > that I can not use the word’ cuddle’ in ANY phrases < to describe myself . > Too feminine ! Okay ... Romantic Huddler ? ? #CreativeGuyProbs
to describe myself .
Wife told me
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<’ val tweets too much’ yeah bitch ? ? > < Well u breathe too much > why not stop doing that huuuh
Well u breathe too much
’ val tweets too much’ yeah bitch ? ?
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< I think > its like , things do n’t bring joy any more . < Granted like I do n’t think > I’m depressed / sad or anything . But there’s definitely a feeling of I exist just to exist going on . Work is different because that’s at least bringing in money . But that’s just paying existence
Granted like I do n’t think
I think
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< I think > its like , things do n’t bring joy any more . Granted like I do n’t think < I’m depressed / sad or anything . > But there’s definitely a feeling of I exist just to exist going on . Work is different because that’s at least bringing in money . But that’s just paying existence
I’m depressed / sad or anything .
I think
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I think < its like , things do n’t bring joy any more . > < Granted like I do n’t think > I’m depressed / sad or anything . But there’s definitely a feeling of I exist just to exist going on . Work is different because that’s at least bringing in money . But that’s just paying existence
Granted like I do n’t think
its like , things do n’t bring joy any more .
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I think < its like , things do n’t bring joy any more . > Granted like I do n’t think < I’m depressed / sad or anything . > But there’s definitely a feeling of I exist just to exist going on . Work is different because that’s at least bringing in money . But that’s just paying existence
I’m depressed / sad or anything .
its like , things do n’t bring joy any more .
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I think its like , things do n’t bring joy any more . < Granted like I do n’t think > < I’m depressed / sad or anything . > But there’s definitely a feeling of I exist just to exist going on . Work is different because that’s at least bringing in money . But that’s just paying existence
I’m depressed / sad or anything .
Granted like I do n’t think
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I think its like , things do n’t bring joy any more . Granted like I do n’t think < I’m depressed / sad or anything . > < But there’s definitely a feeling > of I exist just to exist going on . Work is different because that’s at least bringing in money . But that’s just paying existence
But there’s definitely a feeling
I’m depressed / sad or anything .
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I think its like , things do n’t bring joy any more . Granted like I do n’t think < I’m depressed / sad or anything . > But there’s definitely a feeling < of I exist > just to exist going on . Work is different because that’s at least bringing in money . But that’s just paying existence
of I exist
I’m depressed / sad or anything .
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I think its like , things do n’t bring joy any more . Granted like I do n’t think < I’m depressed / sad or anything . > But there’s definitely a feeling of I exist just to exist going on . < Work is different > because that’s at least bringing in money . But that’s just paying existence
Work is different
I’m depressed / sad or anything .
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I think its like , things do n’t bring joy any more . Granted like I do n’t think I’m depressed / sad or anything . But there’s definitely a feeling < of I exist > just to exist going on . Work is different because that’s at least bringing in money . < But that’s just paying existence >
But that’s just paying existence
of I exist
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I think its like , things do n’t bring joy any more . Granted like I do n’t think I’m depressed / sad or anything . But there’s definitely a feeling of I exist just to exist going on . Work is different < because that’s at least bringing in money . > < But that’s just paying existence >
But that’s just paying existence
because that’s at least bringing in money .
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< cherry - i just miss your accent > and your friends < i’ve said > ENOUGH also do n’t you call him what you used to call me ?
i’ve said
cherry - i just miss your accent
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Lillian , my 8 year old daughter , on #ElectoralCollege:nnSo they earn points for states < that determine a president ? > < Why do n’t whoever has more votes wins?nnBingo . > Popular vote should win 100 % of the time .
Why do n’t whoever has more votes wins?nnBingo .
that determine a president ?
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Lillian , my 8 year old daughter , on #ElectoralCollege:nnSo they earn points for states that determine a president ? < Why do n’t whoever has more votes wins?nnBingo . > < Popular vote should win > 100 % of the time .
Popular vote should win
Why do n’t whoever has more votes wins?nnBingo .
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Lillian , my 8 year old daughter , on #ElectoralCollege:nnSo they earn points for states that determine a president ? < Why do n’t whoever has more votes wins?nnBingo . > Popular vote should win < 100 > % of the time .
100
Why do n’t whoever has more votes wins?nnBingo .
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Lillian , my 8 year old daughter , on #ElectoralCollege:nnSo they earn points for states that determine a president ? < Why do n’t whoever has more votes wins?nnBingo . > Popular vote should win 100 < % of the time . >
% of the time .
Why do n’t whoever has more votes wins?nnBingo .
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< Baby skinny jeans are the devil ... negative black ppl ... > < today has been deemed’ Do Better Day’ let’s start riiiiight now . >
today has been deemed’ Do Better Day’ let’s start riiiiight now .
Baby skinny jeans are the devil ... negative black ppl ...
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3 < . > < BUT , I do think > there is path to get there organically , with out a highlander , there can only be one , single solution . The key is Erics native integrations . Traditionally , this sucks bc integrations are hard / costly , & tech can spring up faster than you can integrate , but
BUT , I do think
.
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3 . < BUT , I do think > < there is path > to get there organically , with out a highlander , there can only be one , single solution . The key is Erics native integrations . Traditionally , this sucks bc integrations are hard / costly , & tech can spring up faster than you can integrate , but
there is path
BUT , I do think
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3 . < BUT , I do think > there is path to get there organically , with out a highlander , < there can only be one , single solution . > The key is Erics native integrations . Traditionally , this sucks bc integrations are hard / costly , & tech can spring up faster than you can integrate , but
there can only be one , single solution .
BUT , I do think
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3 . < BUT , I do think > there is path to get there organically , with out a highlander , there can only be one , single solution . < The key is Erics native integrations . > Traditionally , this sucks bc integrations are hard / costly , & tech can spring up faster than you can integrate , but
The key is Erics native integrations .
BUT , I do think
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< The executive order on social media is typical Trumpy stuff : > < A lot of bluster , huffing , and puffing , > with the substance being we want agencies to look into this and maybe , someday , do something , potentially , possibly .
A lot of bluster , huffing , and puffing ,
The executive order on social media is typical Trumpy stuff :
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The executive order on social media is typical Trumpy stuff : < A lot of bluster , huffing , and puffing , > with the substance being we want agencies to look into this < and maybe , someday , do something , potentially , possibly . >
and maybe , someday , do something , potentially , possibly .
A lot of bluster , huffing , and puffing ,
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< Well , Raised by Wolves is certainly an interesting show . > < First episode was a good setup . > Willing to move on to episode 2 . #HBOMax
First episode was a good setup .
Well , Raised by Wolves is certainly an interesting show .
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< Well , Raised by Wolves is certainly an interesting show . > First episode was a good setup . < Willing to move on to episode > 2 . #HBOMax
Willing to move on to episode
Well , Raised by Wolves is certainly an interesting show .
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< Well , Raised by Wolves is certainly an interesting show . > First episode was a good setup . Willing to move on to episode < 2 > . #HBOMax
2
Well , Raised by Wolves is certainly an interesting show .
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<’ Remembering the fact > that one day I will die is the only thing < that reminds me > that I have nothing to lose .’
that reminds me
’ Remembering the fact
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<’ Remembering the fact > that one day I will die is the only thing that reminds me < that I have nothing to lose .’ >
that I have nothing to lose .’
’ Remembering the fact
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I love it < that my professor says >’ As you know ...’ before starting any topic < he is about to introduce to the class . >
he is about to introduce to the class .
that my professor says
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<’ So wake me up > when its all over . < When i m wiser and i m older .’ >
When i m wiser and i m older .’
’ So wake me up
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News < that Sec Perdue said > that a US - Japan FTA maybe not ( be ) a comprehensive type of bilateral trade negotiation , < but certainly one > that seals down the agricultural issues is deeply troubling & would be a missed opportunity . A trade deal with #Japan must include #DigitalTrade
but certainly one
that Sec Perdue said
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< Sometimes you wake up on a Friday morning > and you say’ Fuck Class !’ < And all of your problems are solved . > #College
And all of your problems are solved .
Sometimes you wake up on a Friday morning
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< Sometimes you wake up on a Friday morning > and you say’ Fuck Class !’ And all of your problems are solved . < #College >
#College
Sometimes you wake up on a Friday morning
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< I think > America must see that riots do not develop out of thin air . In the final analysis , the riot is the language of the unheard . < What is it that America has failed to hear ? >
What is it that America has failed to hear ?
I think
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You foreal [USER] Just landed in the beautiful country of Africa .. < I can tell you > < that the world is excited for > #TheGifted
that the world is excited for
I can tell you
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! ! ! [USER] < IF yu bitching about ya dead beat baby daddy . > < Jus remember . > You’re the dumb Ass who let him fuck . #Dummy!’
Jus remember .
IF yu bitching about ya dead beat baby daddy .
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! ! ! [USER] < IF yu bitching about ya dead beat baby daddy . > Jus remember . < You’re the dumb Ass > who let him fuck . #Dummy!’
You’re the dumb Ass
IF yu bitching about ya dead beat baby daddy .
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< Still thinking of my hilarious > 4th of July practical joke < where I said > hey guys watch me throw my phone in the pool thinking it was waterproof then I threw my phone in the pool and it immediately died forever
where I said
Still thinking of my hilarious
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Still thinking of my hilarious 4th of July practical joke where I said hey guys watch me throw my phone in the pool < thinking > it was waterproof then I threw my phone in the pool < and it immediately died forever >
and it immediately died forever
thinking
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<’ Why is it that NBC looks about as diverse as a Wilco concert ?’ > newline newline -Quote from < 30 > Rock ... hilarious ! #fb
30
’ Why is it that NBC looks about as diverse as a Wilco concert ?’
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< Response to previous photo by one of my straight male RL friends : >’ That redhead on that photo is very cute .’ < Sneeeeerk . >
Sneeeeerk .
Response to previous photo by one of my straight male RL friends :
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< See , what I did n’t do > when I bought the shirt was read the fine print , < something John’s known for as he’s famously litigious , one of Wales’s finest legal minds , and extraordinarily protective of his intellectual property.nnA bad combination . > My imprudence . John’s pugnacity .
something John’s known for as he’s famously litigious , one of Wales’s finest legal minds , and extraordinarily protective of his intellectual property.nnA bad combination .
See , what I did n’t do
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See , what I did n’t do < when I bought the shirt > was read the fine print , < something John’s known for as he’s famously litigious , one of Wales’s finest legal minds , and extraordinarily protective of his intellectual property.nnA bad combination . > My imprudence . John’s pugnacity .
something John’s known for as he’s famously litigious , one of Wales’s finest legal minds , and extraordinarily protective of his intellectual property.nnA bad combination .
when I bought the shirt
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< Taking this’ let’s play’ to Twitter . > < See me there . > [USER]
See me there .
Taking this’ let’s play’ to Twitter .
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Tea Party Express : <’ There is no way > to sugarcoat it . < The American people are the big losers .’ > #wrongangle
The American people are the big losers .’
’ There is no way
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< Also lying to yourself > < if you pretend > you’ve done absolutely nothing to earn these labels . newline It’s like a prostitute being offended by’ slut’
if you pretend
Also lying to yourself
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<’ Ooh ! Nutmeg ! > < I have been DYING for nutmeg !’ > #overheardinkroger#whitegirlprobs
I have been DYING for nutmeg !’
’ Ooh ! Nutmeg !
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< Obama got his own money .’ > <’ And when I say > he got his own money I mean baby he got his own money ! ! !’ Lol
’ And when I say
Obama got his own money .’
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< Obama got his own money .’ >’ And when I say < he got his own money > I mean baby he got his own money ! ! !’ Lol
he got his own money
Obama got his own money .’
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< Obama got his own money .’ >’ And when I say he got his own money I mean baby < he got his own money ! ! !’ Lol >
he got his own money ! ! !’ Lol
Obama got his own money .’
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Obama got his own money .’ <’ And when I say > < he got his own money > I mean baby he got his own money ! ! !’ Lol
he got his own money
’ And when I say
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This girl < that work with me > pronounces birthday’ burtday’ < and it fucking pisses me off >
and it fucking pisses me off
that work with me
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< When I see shaving products > that say no more ingrown hairs ! < there’s a part of me > that thinks , But ingrown hairs can be so interesting ...
there’s a part of me
When I see shaving products
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< When I see shaving products > that say no more ingrown hairs ! there’s a part of me < that thinks , > But ingrown hairs can be so interesting ...
that thinks ,
When I see shaving products
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When I see shaving products that say no more ingrown hairs ! < there’s a part of me > < that thinks , > But ingrown hairs can be so interesting ...
that thinks ,
there’s a part of me
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The amount of times I had old men < staring at me > & saying’ wow’’ you’re gorgeous’’ hey baby’ . I guess < they like the i just got out of bed look >
they like the i just got out of bed look
staring at me
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The amount of times I had old men staring at me & saying’ wow’’ you’re gorgeous’’ hey baby’ . < I guess > < they like the i just got out of bed look >
they like the i just got out of bed look
I guess
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< So will I [USER] Warren Buffett is offering ONE BILLION DOLLARS to anyone > < who fills out a perfect March Madness bracket this year .’ >
who fills out a perfect March Madness bracket this year .’
So will I [USER] Warren Buffett is offering ONE BILLION DOLLARS to anyone
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< I just had a meeting with a very important person > < and I said a bunch of nerdy infrastructure security stuff > and he said okay great , thank you and this is better than any parental validation i ve ever experienced before
and I said a bunch of nerdy infrastructure security stuff
I just had a meeting with a very important person
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< I just had a meeting with a very important person > and I said a bunch of nerdy infrastructure security stuff < and he said okay great , thank you > and this is better than any parental validation i ve ever experienced before
and he said okay great , thank you
I just had a meeting with a very important person
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< I just had a meeting with a very important person > and I said a bunch of nerdy infrastructure security stuff and he said okay great , thank you and this is better than any parental validation < i ve ever experienced before >
i ve ever experienced before
I just had a meeting with a very important person
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I just had a meeting with a very important person < and I said a bunch of nerdy infrastructure security stuff > < and he said okay great , thank you > and this is better than any parental validation i ve ever experienced before
and he said okay great , thank you
and I said a bunch of nerdy infrastructure security stuff
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I just had a meeting with a very important person < and I said a bunch of nerdy infrastructure security stuff > and he said okay great , thank you and this is better than any parental validation < i ve ever experienced before >
i ve ever experienced before
and I said a bunch of nerdy infrastructure security stuff
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I just had a meeting with a very important person and I said a bunch of nerdy infrastructure security stuff < and he said okay great , thank you > and this is better than any parental validation < i ve ever experienced before >
i ve ever experienced before
and he said okay great , thank you
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I < #lowkey > get mad when ppl be sayin’ low key’ at stupid shit , ex .’ I m #lowkey hungry’ why does it have to be #lowkey? < when ppl be sayin’ low key’ at stupid shit , ex .’ >
when ppl be sayin’ low key’ at stupid shit , ex .’
#lowkey
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I #lowkey get mad < when ppl be sayin’ low key’ at stupid shit , ex .’ >’ I m #lowkey hungry’ < why does it have to be > #lowkey?
why does it have to be
when ppl be sayin’ low key’ at stupid shit , ex .’
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< Y’all follow the homie > [USER] and check out his new tour bus . < The’ Tank’ is dope . >
The’ Tank’ is dope .
Y’all follow the homie
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Y’all follow the homie [USER] < and check out his new tour bus . > < The’ Tank’ is dope . >
The’ Tank’ is dope .
and check out his new tour bus .
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#Factsaboutme < I have the Jessy syndrome > < ( if you knew Jessy , > you’d know what I’m talking about ) ... newline newline’ Jessy I’m not your friend’ newline her’ OK ✋😌’
( if you knew Jessy ,
I have the Jessy syndrome
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My dad just said < I need to buy something off the net . > < I have still not recovered . >
I have still not recovered .
I need to buy something off the net .
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< RT ! ! ! > < [USER] Do n’t fuck with what’s mine . > #Simple’
[USER] Do n’t fuck with what’s mine .
RT ! ! !
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< FA’Real ! > [USER] < I hate how after an argument I think of more clever shit > I should have said .’
I hate how after an argument I think of more clever shit
FA’Real !
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< Dennis Pearce here in Lexington , KY > < -- Community & Collaboration Strategist with [USER] > Great to see you again , [USER] ! #ESNchat
-- Community & Collaboration Strategist with [USER]
Dennis Pearce here in Lexington , KY
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< Dennis Pearce here in Lexington , KY > -- Community & Collaboration Strategist with [USER] < Great to see you again , > [USER] ! #ESNchat
Great to see you again ,
Dennis Pearce here in Lexington , KY
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Dennis Pearce here in Lexington , KY < -- Community & Collaboration Strategist with [USER] > < Great to see you again , > [USER] ! #ESNchat
Great to see you again ,
-- Community & Collaboration Strategist with [USER]
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< I think > I just tanked my radio career . Host :’ what advice do you have for married couples about their single friends ?’ Me :’ do n’t be weird’ <’ what advice do you have for married couples about their single friends ?’ >
’ what advice do you have for married couples about their single friends ?’
I think
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I think < I just tanked my radio career . > Host :’ what advice do you have for married couples about their single friends ?’ Me :’ do n’t be weird’ <’ what advice do you have for married couples about their single friends ?’ >
’ what advice do you have for married couples about their single friends ?’
I just tanked my radio career .
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I do n’t belong here , dad fucked mom in the wrong year [USER] [USER] I loved the way < you broke it down > to verb < about rapping with scarface . >
about rapping with scarface .
you broke it down
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< When I was younger > < I thought by me’ grinding’ good things were going to magicly happen with my music >
I thought by me’ grinding’ good things were going to magicly happen with my music
When I was younger
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< About to get ON this math work .... > I brought this on myself though ! This is EXACTLY what I get < for saying >’ I’ll do it later’
for saying
About to get ON this math work ....
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About to get ON this math work .... I brought this on myself though ! < This is EXACTLY what I get > < for saying >’ I’ll do it later’
for saying
This is EXACTLY what I get
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< This > 2 < Chainz NCAA track is some of the hardest shit > I’ve ever heard
Chainz NCAA track is some of the hardest shit
This
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< This > 2 Chainz NCAA track is some of the hardest shit < I’ve ever heard >
I’ve ever heard
This
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This < 2 > < Chainz NCAA track is some of the hardest shit > I’ve ever heard
Chainz NCAA track is some of the hardest shit
2
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