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Why are paracetamol white??? Because they work | implicit_hate |
What is the difference between Santa Claus and jews? Santa comes down the chimney. | implicit_hate |
This joke is like a Veitnamese factory worker It makes no cents | implicit_hate |
Kitchen appliances salesman to the Jewish man.. "Sir would you like a tour to the new LG oven ?" | implicit_hate |
Africans actually have more of some things. Like infant mortality. | implicit_hate |
How many Jews does it take to cook a dinner? Two. One in the fire, one above the fire. | implicit_hate |
Society is like a box of chocolates There are more browns than whites and the blacks are usually never touched. | implicit_hate |
How long does it take a black woman to take a dump? 9 months | implicit_hate |
Whats the difference between a blonde and an elevator? You dont even have to press a button for her to open up. | implicit_hate |
Have you ever had Ethiopian cuisine? Neither have they. | implicit_hate |
My son pointed at a homeless man and said "Human waste!!" I was so ashamed and embarrassed I told him its "waste of a human". Kids are so dumb. | implicit_hate |
What do you call a burnt chicken nugget? A nigget | implicit_hate |
I overheard someone saying a black man stole a motorcycle out of a garage. I ran home to see if mine was still there. Yupp still chained to the wall. Singing and all. | implicit_hate |
What is the difference between the highway at rush hour and the line at KFC? Nothing, they are both black and dangerous to cut through | implicit_hate |
My girlfriend broke up with me for stealing her wheelchair I know she'll come crawling back eventually | implicit_hate |
what did the black kid get his friend for his birthday? my bike. | implicit_hate |
Hitler was a good doctor. He cured tons of disabilities. | implicit_hate |
What do you call a Muslim emperor? Napoleon Blownaparte | implicit_hate |
Why do black people only have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream | implicit_hate |
I don’t think I’m racist I love black people I think every family should have one | implicit_hate |
What do you call a fight between a mexican and a child molester? Alien vs Predator | implicit_hate |
Where do people in China buy their groceries? Pets at Home. | implicit_hate |
A black man and a jew jump off a building. Who lands first No one cares | implicit_hate |
How does a black guy Send mail? With food stamps | implicit_hate |
Africa is really boring during Halloween Everyone's a skeleton | implicit_hate |
Since Harriet tubman is on the 20 dollar bill now, is it worth 3/5 of a 20 now? | implicit_hate |
What do you call a white girl who’s faster than her brothers? A redneck virgin | implicit_hate |
I have blue eyes. I got them from my dad. My mum has black eyes. She also got them from my dad. | implicit_hate |
What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four | implicit_hate |
Where are Jews most found? In the atmosphere. | implicit_hate |
What do you call a picture of smoke? A Jewish family photo | implicit_hate |
Why do black rappers always wear jewelry? The chains remind them of were they came from. | implicit_hate |
It doesn't matter suicide rates are going up in Black communities, The race was killing itself anyway. | implicit_hate |
What’s the difference between science and religion? Science will fly you to mars. Religion will fly you into a skyscraper | implicit_hate |
whats a gay guys favorite restaurant? five guys | implicit_hate |
What’s the difference between black people and communism? People thought communism could work. | implicit_hate |
Why are all women left handed? Because they don't have rights. | implicit_hate |
Whats tougher than a white man roaming the streets of Compton.... A dog roaming the streets of China | implicit_hate |
Why don't Asians like Monopoly? They can't buy any of the corners to turn into a shop. | implicit_hate |
Black people are nothing like monkeys because at least monkeys are well behaved | implicit_hate |
What’s the best part of being a doctor? Vegetables don’t need to give consent. | implicit_hate |
Why does Beyoncé always sing "To the left, to the left" Because black people have no rights. | implicit_hate |
What's a 1000 meters long and has an IQ of 68? A black lives matter parade. | implicit_hate |
I had some “Muslim Fried Chicken” the other day. It was exploding with flavour. | implicit_hate |
I painted my computer black hoping it’d run faster, but now it doesn’t work. | implicit_hate |
How do Autists deal with school? With a reeeeeeeeee-volver | implicit_hate |
What do you call two chimps that fall in love? Black people. | implicit_hate |
How do you know if a black girl is pregnant? The cotton is picked off the tampon | implicit_hate |
A black guy and Mexican were in a car, Who is driving? The Cop | implicit_hate |
Pennies are brown because they’re worth almost nothing and cost more to manufacture than what they’re worth. | implicit_hate |
What do you call a white guy surrounded by a thousand black guys? A warden | implicit_hate |
What's the difference between a feminist and a knife? A knife has a point. | implicit_hate |
Hitler just suck at running He cant even finish a race | implicit_hate |
What do you get when throw a Molotov cocktail into a gay pride parade? An LGBTQBBQ | implicit_hate |
Well today in school i farted infront of my Jewish friend And when he looked at me i said sorry Its a little gas it wont kill anybody | implicit_hate |
What’s blue and white and red all over? A cop at a BLM rally. | implicit_hate |
Why do Puerto Ricans hang the Puerto Rican flag in their car? So they dont steal from each other. | implicit_hate |
A black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. Bar tender goes he man that's neat where did you get that? The parrot says Africa there all over the fucking place! | implicit_hate |
What do White people get in return for letting Blacks have Black heritage month? Father's Day | implicit_hate |
Why do white people have such a pleasant scent? So blind people can distinguish them from animals too. | implicit_hate |
How do you call a car thief that can't drive? A black woman. | implicit_hate |
What do you call it when you throw a Molotov cocktail into the special-ed room? Hot potato | implicit_hate |
To all the black kids without fathers, don't be so upset. In a few years, you'll get to meet them when you go to prison. | implicit_hate |
What do you call a black person on top of a church? Holy shit | implicit_hate |
What's the difference between black dad's and boomerangs Boomerangs are expensive | implicit_hate |
Boomerangs are like dads... The black ones don't come back. | implicit_hate |
Why did I get a white car? So it would actually work! | implicit_hate |
You know the only good thing about being a Jewish chimney sweeper in Auschwitz? You get to have all your family and friends around you. | implicit_hate |
Gay Muslims are the horniest. They blow the entire neighborhood. | implicit_hate |
What do blacks and this thread have in common? Both are gonna get locked up | implicit_hate |
Blacks are a lot like apples After all, it's just natural for them to hang from trees | implicit_hate |
Why are jews ok with holocaust jokes? Because they're used to being roasted | implicit_hate |
What's the difference between a dog and a pizza? One can feed a family of four Asian people. | implicit_hate |
A white man and a black man play hide and seek at night. Who has the advantage? The white man, as the cops are on his side. | implicit_hate |
How do you get 20 jews in the back seat of a Volkswagen? Toss a $50 in the back seat | implicit_hate |
Why are black people so fast? The slow ones are in the prison. | implicit_hate |
People are like jelly beans... No one likes the black ones | implicit_hate |
How come there aren't any Mexicans in Star Trek? They don't work in the future either. | implicit_hate |
My sense of humour is so dark It pays child support | implicit_hate |
Why do black people have white on their palms and the soles of their feet? Everybody has a little bit of good in them. | implicit_hate |
What do you call a black guy with half a brain? Gifted | implicit_hate |
Do you want to know how a depressed person can beat depression quick? Just give them a chair and a rope, the depression will be gone in a matter of minutes! | implicit_hate |
What do Muslims have in common with Darth Vader? They both offer you to come to the dark side before killing you | implicit_hate |
What does a black guy and a basketball have in common? They both get shot | implicit_hate |
What do you call a bunch of Muslim superheroes? Suicide squad | implicit_hate |
What do you call the citizens of Hiroshima? Fried Rice | implicit_hate |
Why don't blacks celebrate Thanksgiving? Because KFC is not open on holidays! | implicit_hate |
What are the advantages of being blacc? You can attend a funeral naked... | implicit_hate |
What have parents and pizzas in common? When they're black, there's no food. | implicit_hate |
What’s the same about a black person and a school? They both get shot up by white people. | implicit_hate |
What's Hitler's favorite breakfast beverage? Freshly squeezed orange jews. | implicit_hate |
What do you get when you put a gay Canadian flight attendant in the same room as a monkey? An aids epidemic. | implicit_hate |
What does a redneck girl say when she meets her first lover? Hi dad! | implicit_hate |
How dark is my humour? It picks cotton. | implicit_hate |
I love the Legend of Zelda games. Name the games after the girl so she feels important, but has next-to-no involvement whatsoever in them. | implicit_hate |
a jew and a black are about to get shot, who dies first the jew had coins as body armor while the black dude had child support papers to protect himself | implicit_hate |
You know what they say Once you go black your a single mother | implicit_hate |
I asked a Jewish girl for her number.. And she rolled up her sleeve | implicit_hate |
I have no doubt that Jesus was a black man. Just like in the case of black dads, everyone is waiting for his second coming. | implicit_hate |
My humour is so dark that cops are beating it | implicit_hate |
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