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my african friend asked me if he could ask for bob and vegene i told him "u better ask for food"
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what did the african kid get for christmas aids
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What's the difference between homeless people and rats? Nothing, they both are infestations to big cities
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Why is Mexico so bad at the Olympics? Because every mexican that can run, jump and climb is allready on the U.S.A
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Black people are like mitochondria They're the powerhouse of the cell
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I studied zoology It helped me better understand black people and their behavior
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:D @nkrause11 Dudes who go to culinary school: #why #findawife #notsexist :)
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Yeah, child labor IS illegal. Unless you mean "women"? @plaster_cole Girls should not be allowed to be commentators for football games
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Too bad they won't take you! @the_CRISPY_man Call me sexist all you want, but I'll take a woman who can cook over one who can't ANY DAY
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You're pure comedy to the WNBA. @itsshaqhoe Not sexist but WNBA is pure comedy to me .
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Has to be a parody account. @TheHout I'm not sexist, but women just shouldn't be sports announcers.
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Listen, you're sexist. @TommyJohn15 Listen, I'm not sexist, but every dumbass driver I've crossed lately has been a female.
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Wish I could reply with gifs. @ThisIsFNW I hate when women want to be men. It's not sexist, it's biology. Were just different, accept it.
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*most boys @ihatethiskid I'm not sexist but all the internet does is show that most girls don't know how to form their own opinions.
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Yes, you're both. @kfuru16: My sister is a woman and Asian. She is the worst driver in America #notracist #notsexist
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Turn up your hearing aid? A thought @C_tWINO I'm not sexist but it's nearly impossible to listen to a girl talking about football on ESPN
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LOL EDGY @ein_schoner_tag @shedevil___ @ahptik im not sexist but why are women allowed opinions lol
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I'm not a Misandrist but Males in General can not Capitalize @g0ldenWan I'm not Sexist , but Females in General can not Drive.
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TELL ME MORE @ohthatliamm I'm not sexist but I don't think I actually find any female comedian funny
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IRONY IS FUCKING DEAD @ibustos123 Im not sexist but feminists are the most annoying people out there.
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WOW TOP SHELF HUMOR @arabdizzle What's the point in having a cleaning lady when I have a mom and a sister? #NotSexist
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why do jews get circumcised ? jewish women wo n't touch anything that is n't <number> off .
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what is a muslim 's favourite band ? the taliband , their performances always blows the audience away
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how do you prevent black people from stealing your stuff ? hide it at the bottom of the pool
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i like my lakes like i like my white men . superior .
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black people are like tires they work better with chains
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a muslim couple just got married it is working out well enough , but the husband will not let his wife drive for at least <number> years . one day the wife go 's up to him and asks why she must wait such a long time . he replies " oh well , to get your drivers licence in this country you must be <number> years or older "
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what do you call a good looking muslim ? asif
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what do you call a black woman who 's had <number> abortions ? a crime fighter
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why did a black man cross the road ? hey ! gimme back my wallet !
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how do you fit a group of jews into a mercedes ? <number> in the front , <number> in the back and <number> in the ashtray .
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important sometimes it is very important if a sentence was said by a man or a woman . a good example : “ i used a whole pack of tissues during that awesome movie yesterday ! ”
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what do you call a woman who thinks she can do anything a man can do ? wrong .
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bad drivers are fined $ <number> now that s just sexist .
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cooking is an important skill . cook for an african man , and he will be hungry for a day less . cook an african man , and all the nearby african men will be hungry for a day less . -- some tribe leader
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wanna be like hitler , but have no oven ? throw a penny off a cliff .
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i painted my laptop black so it would run faster . <repeat> and now it wo n't work
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what do you call an ethiopian with buck teeth ? a rake .
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some people say i do n't let my wife choose anything , but that 's not true ! i let her choose between front hand and back hand .
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you want to hear a joke ? women 's rights
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what does a muslim do with their iphone <number> ? just kidding ! they prefer the note <number>
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what 's the difference between batman and a black man ? batman can go to the store without robin .
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what 's the difference between a boko haram training camp and a nigerian refugee camp ? i do n't know , i just fly the fighter jet .
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what do you do when someone is having a seizure in the bath ? throw a load of dirty laundry in .
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why are women like clouds ? because they dampen your day when they 're around but once they 're gone the day is much better .
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what is the difference between a homosexual and a mentally ill person ? nothing .
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how can you tell if a shark met an asian ? its fins are missing .
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how many times can you screw a blonde ? i do n't know , how much time you got ?
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what do you give an african child for its first birthday ? roses on its grave .
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pink shutters a man walked into a whore house and asked the man running it to give him the biggest black woman that the whore house had . the man at the counter said alright that will be <number> and told him to go to room <number> the man went up to room <number> and the biggest black woman he had ever seen answered the door . the man walked in and asked the woman to take off all her clothes , lay on the bed and spread her legs . <repeat> she did as she was told , the man stood there and just looked at her for a minute , then he said ok i m finished you can put your clothes back on . <repeat> the woman got up and was confused as she asked , " why did nt you do anyting ? " the man replied . <repeat> well i am painting my house brown and i wanted to see what it looked like with pink shutters
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darth vader … was the first black guy to freely admit to being the father .
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why are the japanese so skinny ? it did n't end very well for them the last time a fat man was in their country .
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what 's with all the recent terror attacks ? its ramadan . and you 're not you when you 're hungry .
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what do you call an ethiopian with a yeast infection ? a quarter pounder with cheese .
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what 's the difference between a black man and a lawn decoration ? a footstool and some rope .
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what 's black and screams ? stevie wonder answering the iron .
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how do you find a black person ? guilty
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a black guy goes to a doctor 's office to get a vasectomy . he shows up in a limo wearing a tuxedo . when it 's his turn , the doctor looks at him and says , " i 've seen a lot of things , but i 've never seen a guy coming in all dressed up like that ! " and the black guy says , " well , if i 'm gon na be im - po - tent , i 'm gon na look im - po - tent ! "
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who 's visiting millions of african children every year on christmas eve ? death .
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cripples what do you call three people in wheelchairs stacked on top of each other ? a vegetable rack .
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what s the difference between a black person and a colorful explosion in the sky ? fire works
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what happened to the girl who had a black heart ? cardiac arrest .
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what 's the same about feminism and the holocaust ? they 're both irrelevant and mean nothing to society .
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if your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door , who do you let in first ? the dog because he shuts up after you let him in .
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i ca nt wait for harriet tubman to be on the $ <number> bill i can finally use black people as currency again .
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if you donate just <number> pound a month . . . you can help us make another advert with sad looking african children in it .
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why are black people so good at excel ? they know a lot about cells
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i 'm not racist there are black people in my family tree .
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why should you never marry a jewish woman ? when dinner time comes , they 're too scared to get near the oven
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daddy , am i more black or muslim ? - why are you asking , son ? - there is a bank on the <number> h floor of a new building , and i do n't know whether to rob it or fly a plane into it .
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from what i understand most major religions all pray to the same god . after tragedies often i hear ' god has a plan ' well , frankly i think they are right . like after sandy hook , you know , like <number> kids were murdered . that was part of gods plan . i mean , how else is he going to keep coming up with virgins for the suicide bombers .
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what do you call a sheet of metal leaning on a tree ? free aboriginal housing .
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what do you call a homosexual on rollerblades ? rolaids
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i like my women the way i like my fish . . . battered .
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what 's the difference between harry potter and jews ? harry escaped the chamber
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so i almost dated this cute muslin chick in middle school but after her social media phase , she kinda blew up . <repeat>
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how many feminists does it take to change a light bulb ? feminists ca n't change anything .
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why do black people like the pokemon anime ? because they can relate to the main character 's fatherlessness .
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what do you call a letter from a feminist ? hate male
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what is ironic about the lgbt <allcaps> flag ? all the colors are straight .
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why did they plant trees in harlem ? for free public transit .
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woman : what were the results from the test ? doctor : there are good news and bad news , the good news is that your child will always find a parking space
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did you hear about the woman who got hit by a car ? police are questioning why she was out of the kitchen .
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if a muslim beats his wife is it domestic violence or child abuse ?
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what happens when you boil a cabbage ? i do n't know , a japanese guy stabbed him before i could find out .
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offensive joke . well , i hope anyway a little black jewish boy says to his daddy , " dad am i more black or jewish ? " " why do you ask ? " , says the dad . the boy says , " well a guy at school has a bike for sale for $ <number> and i ca n't decide if i want to haggle him down to $ <number> or just steal it . "
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what do you call a muslim at a peace rally ? lost .
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what s the difference between a passed out college chick and a pickle jar i ca nt fit my fist in a pickle jar
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what would be another name for black lives matter ? rise of the planet of the apes .
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jews what 's the best jew joke ever ? the holocaust
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what 's the best way to wash down five hundred chocolates ? katrina .
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what 's the difference between feminists and hockey players ? hockey players shower after <number> periods .
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what 's the hardest part about being a muslim ? pilot school
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the prophet mohammed and his wife walk into a pub and the barman says , " sorry , mo , kids have to stay outside in the garden . "
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how did the jewish kid cheat on his math test ? he used the numbers on his arm .
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what 's the meanest thing you can do to a blind person ? give them a cheese grater to read .
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i fuck my wife the same way islam fucks muslims . <repeat> <number> times a day and she has to face me while being submissive .
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why is jesus probably black ? because he can not tell who was his real father .
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why were all of the inner - city schools changed into conservatories for the arts ? people realized that the only way a negro could be successful is by playing jazz , singing , dancing , or playing sports so they decided not to waste money by teaching them things that would n’t prepare them for the real world .
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volkswagen gas emissions scandal . the germans are still trying to gas us .
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