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13fri0q
A good wash of the ass never hurt anyone. Hell I work in a kitchen. My Crack is the first thing that starts to sweat. Swamp ass reigns by 9am. Bet your sweet ass(no pun intended) I'm washing that in the shower
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2023-05-12 20:32:29
13fri0q
Ig I’ll admit to this for the internet I dont know why, but as a kid I somehow got it in my head that washing my genitals/asshole would hurt. Maybe I assumed it was like getting soap in an open wound? I have no idea. But for awhile no, I did not wash my ass or crotch. Idk when exactly I started but probably around puberty. I can safely say now that no, washing your asshole does not burn, I was just a dumb kid
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2023-05-12 21:36:15
13fri0q
Who the fuck doesn’t wash the place that shit comes from? I basically sodomise myself with a bar of soap because I’m paranoid that I smell
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2023-05-13 00:05:39
13fri0q
I put the soap there during routine daily washes, where are you going with this?
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2023-05-12 20:31:50
13fri0q
I was apparently never taught this as a child, and didn't realize until I was about 19.
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2023-05-12 20:46:51
13fri0q
My wife asked me this question recently and I was dumbstruck. If you only wash one thing, make sure it's your ass!
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2023-05-12 23:49:47
13fri0q
I can confirm from personal experience. Definitely yes. Or they don't wash often at all. I have been to many conventions and even had conversations with men who admit to not washing their ass.
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2023-05-12 20:47:11
13fri0q
There are some who believe washing your butt is gay.
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2023-05-12 20:28:40
13fri0q
I feel like this is not the best place to ask
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2023-05-12 22:14:16
13fri0q
I'm sure there are men who don't wash their genitals, so not washing their ass is probably part of the combo.
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2023-05-12 22:44:10
13fri0q
According to Reddit yes.
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2023-05-13 00:10:34
13fri0q
there better not be?
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2023-05-12 20:28:29
13fri0q
Yes. I knew a guy who did not because it was "gay."
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2023-05-13 00:31:30
13fri0q
Depends on what you mean by “wash”. I’m sure some men don’t get a wash cloth and credit card their ass, but I think most men at least aim water at it and let that do the work lol
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2023-05-12 20:29:02
13fri0q
Gotta use the soap on the bum, otherwise you get crumb bumb
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2023-05-13 01:12:29
13fri0q
Go into any public restroom and you'll notice half the men there don't wash their hands after pissing all over the place. It's doubtful those same people who find washing their hands to be such a chore take the time to clean their entire body in the shower
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2023-05-13 01:43:31
13fri0q
Apparently
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2023-05-12 20:28:15
13fri0q
I've always washed my ass
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2023-05-12 23:22:27
13fri0q
Put a shower head with a hose on it so you detach it and wash the dog, your undercarriage and rinse the tub. Also a bidet toilet seat for cleanses between showers.
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2023-05-13 01:07:11
13fri0q
I've never heard any of my male friends say they don't. I've also never really asked or talked about it. I do know that a mate of mine got together with a lady who had a son and daughter from the same dad. The dad never was in the picture and my mate kinda became a dad figure, especially for the son who was the youngest. After a few years(!!!) the son asked my mate if he could ask a personal question, of course he could. He said it sometimes smells bad if he pees. My mate pretty quickly figured out that this dude was never taught how to wash his dick. He started hitting early teens and his hygiëne was just terrible. My mate asked his bonus son to describe his shower routine and what it came down to is that he pretty much just stands in the water for a few minutes and then dries off. Doesn't wash anything, not his privates, not his ass, not even his armpits or hair. When my mate disused this with his with his wife and asked if it was the same for the daughter she replied that she taught the daughter how to clean herself, but thought that the son would just figure it out own his own. Which he clearly didn't. I have no idea how long he would have gone without figuring out how to wash himself, but I have no doubt some people never did.
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2023-05-13 03:09:11
13fri0q
Half the reason i go in the shower is to wash my ass. What are you guys even doing in the shower hahahah
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2023-05-13 03:19:40
13fri0q
I work with someone who used to frequently smell. He's much better about it now, but there are some days you can smell swamp ass. I guarantee he doesn't wash in the crack and has a bunch of poop/toilet paper balls attached to ass crack hair.
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2023-05-13 03:26:13
13fri0q
It feels great washing the crotch and ass. Any griminess is replaced with freshness.
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2023-05-13 03:47:20
13fri0q
Men have to be taught this as kids. If not how tf do you expect them to know? You turn 18 and immediately get adult knowledge? I dont think it works like that for women. Life is trial and error until you’re taught or have a bad experience.
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2023-05-13 04:15:29
13fri0q
I’m not a man I saw this and just thought wtf
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2023-05-13 04:19:16
13fri0q
I’ve never known a man to actually do this. That said, on some level I’d argue all people who use TP instead of water are probably walking around with some crap in their cheeks, no matter their gender. You don’t know how nice a bidet is until you’ve used one. Same goes for a kettle
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2023-05-12 23:36:32
13fri0q
I hope not
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2023-05-12 23:06:51
13fri0q
Oh yeah, you will find them playing magic at your local game store.
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2023-05-13 00:45:22
13fri0q
My neighbour John.
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2023-05-12 21:52:14
13fri0q
Not just men woman too
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2023-05-13 01:44:49
13fri0q
In the shower yes. Any other time no.
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2023-05-12 20:47:59
13fri0q
Trust me. There are women who don't.
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2023-05-13 01:03:18
13fri0q
With 8 billion people, yeah most likely. But also women at that point.
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2023-05-13 01:12:27
13fri0q
I don’t know any. I can’t smell anything when I’m around them. And why would men, as a gender, be accused of this but not women? Do girls get special training that boys don’t get?
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2023-05-12 20:37:07
13fri0q
If there are we would definitely know
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2023-05-12 21:15:07
13fri0q
My husband is a blue collar worker and he has a wash rag specifically for his ass. He doesn’t just use his hand and soap homie gets in there and exfoliates! 😂 he’s probably the cleanest man I’ve ever met considering the fact he works at a gas plant.
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2023-05-13 02:54:18
13fri0q
I do about once a month 🤷
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2023-05-12 21:45:25
13fri0q
I’m pretty sure bad ass-hygiene isn’t restricted to a single gender……. That’s just sexist..!!!!!!
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2023-05-13 01:07:03
13fri0q
for all I know about america, and their craze with TP over the Coronavirus... makes me think there are more than we would like to recognize.
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2023-05-12 22:20:21
13fri0q
You can put branston pickle on a grilled cheese...
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2023-05-12 23:00:59
13fri0q
why would I wash the little cheese factory, I'd lose all my income
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2023-05-13 01:27:04
13fri0q
Sorts by controversial
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2023-05-13 01:41:51
13fri0q
Nah I keep this bussy in tip top shape.
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2023-05-13 01:54:15
13fri0q
Yes, and there is not enough ‘ick’ in the world to describe how that makes me feel.
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2023-05-13 01:57:14
13fri0q
It wouldn't surprise me, most people can't even be bothered to wash their hands.
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2023-05-13 02:14:06
13fri0q
I'm sure there are, and probably just as many women who don't wash their ass. Humans are, generally speaking, disgusting.
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2023-05-13 02:18:47
13fri0q
yes. heaps of 'em.
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2023-05-13 02:59:19
13fri0q
I thought about how I'd explain how I wash my ass and I will be honest it sounded very gay when I said the sentence to myself in my head. "I lather up my hands with soap and start by spreading with my left hand and rub my hand in my ass crack a bunch and then use the fingers of both hands to grab from near the asshole and let them slip so my ass goes from spread to closed."
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2023-05-13 03:04:56
13fri0q
There are countries where people will literally take a shit in the street. I bet nobody there washes any part of themselves.
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2023-05-13 03:06:58
13fri0q
What fucking nutt job doesn't wash their ass? What a hell of a question
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2023-05-13 03:11:11
13fri0q
Nope. All men wash their ass three times a day.
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2023-05-13 03:12:52
13fri0q
me personally I just point the shower head towards my ass for a bit and apply soap, that usually works
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2023-05-13 03:17:12
13fri0q
And apparently all of them are in relationships
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2023-05-13 03:41:27
13fri0q
I don't put anything past the human race
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2023-05-13 04:08:36
13fri0q
The real takeaway here is to never share a bar of soap 😂😂😂
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2023-05-13 04:10:12
13fri0q
I wash mine and will ask around for you tomorrow.
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2023-05-13 04:33:45
13fri0q
So the real question here boys… Have you ever showered with a girl who didn’t wash their ass and got out, dried off, lotioned up, and went about their way?
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2023-05-13 04:35:49
13fri0q
Yes, there are.
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2023-05-13 04:36:56
13fri0q
As someone once told me, "Never trust the word of a man with an unwashed ass."
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2023-05-13 04:46:24
13fri0q
Had a roommate who never washed his ass and at times you could smell it and even see it. He always wore white underwear so you could see the marks. His reasoning for never washing his ass is because toilet paper does the same thing. Things changed though when he got a gf, dude washed himself 3-4 times a day and had a separate soap for his ass.
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2023-05-13 05:18:05
13frhz6
Because those videos get defunded and any advertising money goes to the owners of the songs.
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2023-05-12 20:28:19
13frhz6
Isn't that what article 13 is about to change? But as I understand it, they're just not really liable for what is uploaded to their site, it falls on the uploader so they are the ones who can be sued.
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2023-05-12 20:29:36
13frhz6
Because they take it down when notice is given.
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2023-05-12 20:28:24
13frhz6
The copyright holder can sue whoever uploaded the material. If the law was different and YouTube could be sued there wouldn't be a YouTube, or Twitch, or any websites that lets users upload videos or music.
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2023-05-12 20:34:18
13frh4m
Centering a div
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2023-05-12 20:53:25
13frh4m
Knowing a framework
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2023-05-12 20:34:29
13frh4m
Constantly reaching for pure CSS effects
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2023-05-12 21:07:22
13frh4m
State management, managing multiple async queries, responsiveness to screen size using CSS.
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2023-05-12 22:42:43
13frh16
No idea but hoping to get some answers myself
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2023-05-12 22:44:21
13frh16
I did it. Zoom calls would sometimes drop off or lose audio briefly. The worst honestly is having to work at night on a friday, local-time. Luckily, I was in a country with fantastic beaches. I would spend all day at the beach, and nighttime was for work.
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2023-05-13 01:06:56
13frgoz
Fossil fuel executives, climate denialist media company board members. If they are ready to cause suffering to millions of children for a dividend, they don’t deserve to have children of their own. They should be sterilised.
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2023-05-12 20:33:31
13frgoz
I was born
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2023-05-12 20:27:29
13frgoz
Seeing videos of 5 yr olds swearing and trying to act tough. They’re really just being setup for failure.
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2023-05-12 20:28:19
13frgoz
I'm not sure. It might have been when my dad beat my mom down to the floor, or it might have been when he sexually assaulted me. I was around five, anyways.
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2023-05-12 20:28:58
13frgoz
All these kids killing each other
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2023-05-12 20:29:22
13frgoz
seeing my parents
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2023-05-12 21:03:36
13frgoz
Those Chicago teenagers tearing up the city.
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2023-05-12 21:10:36
13frgoz
Who shouldn't be able to have kids?
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2023-05-12 21:16:43
13frgoz
What a disgusting thing to believe.
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2023-05-12 21:19:56
13frgn0
Hot dog
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2023-05-12 20:26:34
13frgn0
Rice and beans
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2023-05-12 20:27:47
13frgn0
Costco Hot Dog with drink can’t be beat. McDonald’s Junior Chicken / Cheeseburger comes close second.
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2023-05-12 20:29:12
13frgn0
Potatoes
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2023-05-12 20:32:13
13frgn0
Can't go wrong with classic ramen.
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2023-05-12 20:52:54
13frgn0
Samyang ramen
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2023-05-12 20:53:16
13frgn0
Grilled cheese
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2023-05-12 21:00:58
13frgn0
Tacos
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2023-05-12 21:15:08
13frfrt
"Bro are you even human, wtf?" A kindly Tarnished I'd just solo'd Malenia hitless for in Elden Ring (we met on r/beyondthefog)
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2023-05-12 21:57:46
13frfrt
Reddits not a nice place
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2023-05-12 20:26:44
13frfpa
If you were a photon, you would experience instantaneous travel over any distance, constantly.
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2023-05-12 20:35:46
13frfpa
A nuclear power plant works the same as a steam engine. It just uses a nuclear reaction to generate heat.
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2023-05-12 21:27:27
13frfpa
More maths but it blows my mind. No one has ever shuffled a deck of cards in the same order, the chances are minuscule. If you shuffle a deck no one has seen that order in human history.
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2023-05-12 21:32:47
13frfpa
Hubble deep view. Imagine standing, and looking at a person 100 meters away, focusing on 1 eye. Ok, tiny spot. Now look in any direction, Imagine that tiny spot. Behind that tiny soot, is 10,000 galaxies. Each with hundreds of millions of suns. And just a bit to the right? Another, and so on. In every direction.
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2023-05-13 00:22:36
13frfpa
[deleted]
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2023-05-12 20:28:14
13frfpa
There are more trees on Earth than there are stars in the Milky Way.
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2023-05-12 20:31:05
13frfpa
Different combinations of microscopic molecules make up literally everything in the world. The periodic table of elements, a single piece of paper, combined in enough ways to make what we experience every day
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2023-05-12 23:20:24
13frfpa
Spooky action at a distance. Also, gravity and magnetism. What the hell is going on really?
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2023-05-12 23:26:22
13frfpa
If you were on the caboose of a train going 100mph with a gun that shoots a 100mph bullet, and you fired the gun off the back of the train, the bullet would not move & drop directly to the ground.
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2023-05-12 20:50:06
13frfpa
That humans and apes share a common ancestor💀 Questionable? Is it?
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2023-05-12 20:36:01
13frfpa
I always find it incredible that the moon is made of cheese.
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2023-05-13 00:15:19