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Aldon smith stabbed report: 49ers say star linebacker recovering from 'minor' injuries | false |
Why the obsession with getting by on less sleep needs to end | false |
What did the deaf person get after having sex with a hooker? hearing aids. | true |
Ferguson’s 'debtors prison’ racket has been reined in. now its police force may be falling apart. | false |
Defiant rousseff says brazil's democracy on trial with her | false |
2016 candidates slam common core, but education standards take root | false |
What does frankenstein's monster call a screwdriver? daddy. | true |
What do you call a bottle of seltzer that lost all its bubbles? water... | true |
'mortdecai' is one of johnny depp's worst flops ever | false |
My wife thinks i'm cheating on her. because none of our kids look like her. | true |
Cyprus: i'm obsessed and you would be too! (photos) | false |
It's better to have loved and lost than to notice a typo after you've already hit send. | true |
'avengers 2' is dominating the foreign box office | false |
I like my women how i like my whiskey....... age 12 and all mixed up in coke. | true |
We've been trying to make cities walkable for years. 'pokemon go' did it overnight. | false |
No, donald trump can't 'pivot' away from racism | false |
Making good jokes about the clitoris is difficult: it's really sensitive. | true |
Who always wins at musical chairs? rosa parks | true |
Resistance groups try to turn their numbers into fundraising power | false |
I don't believe in most conspiracies....but 7-11 is an inside job. | true |
Why didn't the kayak owner and yacht owner get along? they didn't have ships in common. | true |
Stakes are high for clinton, gop as benghazi takes center stage | false |
Yes, i remember you saying - translation: please stop saying that | true |
Why did marie antoinette travel the world? where else would she beheaded? | true |
Cancer patients are finding anxiety relief in psychedelic mushrooms | false |
Nsfw my girlfriend was arrested for riding her bike today. she was charged with peddling pussy. | true |
Interrupting cow's cousin moo. knock knock. who's there? time traveling cow. | true |
I consider myself a dog person i love ass in my face | true |
Pc does anybody knows how to clean a laptop without opening it | true |
I have a knack for philosophical puns... i guess you could say i have really found my nietzsche. | true |
What did the stop light say to the car? don't look i am changing | true |
What did the pacific ocean say to the atlantic ocean? nothing, they just waved. | true |
Scientists who clearly love 'star wars' name beetle after chewbacca | false |
Patton oswalt marries meredith salenger in hollywood ceremony | false |
A dilemma for stock market investors: sell or sweat | false |
The new 'walking dead' trailer is all about survival | false |
Nice on the snare: my stroll with ralph nader | false |
I'm too tired to slap you. bash your face up against my palm. | true |
Aclu and lgbt groups call on obama to grant clemency to chelsea manning | false |
Philadelphia transit strike to end as septa, union reach deal: reports | false |
Whats the difference between santa and tiger woods? santa stops at 3 ho's (sorry if it's a re-post) | true |
How are bears related to cooking? the pan... duh | true |
So a guy wants to live on a danish island... he finds that the island is empty. | true |
Topher grace really hated preparing to play david duke in spike lee's 'blackkklansman' | false |
Campus debit cards: good for you or your university? | false |
I have a knock-knock joke, but you have to start it. | true |
Bernie sanders says he's willing to campaign for montana populist rob quist | false |
What do you call an ugly dinosaur? an isaurus rex | true |
Star wars fans: you'll love this cute family photo shoot | false |
All growz up with melinda hill: laura kightlinger | false |
I don't always feel like i won the genetic lottery, but when i do... i'm at wal-mart. | true |
Amazing photos of new year's celebrations around the world | false |
If rihanna and chris brown got back together and made music again... they would make all the hits | true |
How iran dominates the middle east? soft power | false |
I would never feed you to the wolves. you're too toxic and i like dogs. | true |
Driving to work packs on more pounds -- even if you exercise | false |
How did the blind man know santa was in his house? he felt his presents. | true |
The ultimate roundup for hundreds of black friday deals | false |
Technology gives us the power to rewrite nature | false |
Eu officials urge u.s. to do more to help solve europe's refugee crisis | false |
How long is a chinese man seriously, he is. | true |
Laura ingraham announces week off air as advertisers flee | false |
I'm celebrating 200 years of the buffalo. it's the bison-tennial! | true |
What is a chinese person's favorite wound? bruise lee. i'll see myself out. | true |
Real photos of taco bell's new breakfast items are ... different than the ads | false |
What christmas carol do they sing in north korea? we three kims | true |
How should the media refer to donald trump when he defames the central park five? | false |
Bernie sanders is raising money hand over fist -- and spending it the same way | false |
Police and prison guard groups fight marijuana legalization in california | false |
6 couches for small apartments that will actually fit in your space (photos) | false |
Miley cyrus (basically) admits that a vogue cover was in the works | false |
A chicken coop has two doors, what would it be called if it had four? a chicken sedan | true |
Episode 90: show me that smile again (audio) | false |
Smoker allegedly douses driver with gas in argument over lit cigarette | false |
Fire engines are painted red for camouflage, so they can sneak up on fires without being noticed | true |
Pro-trump congressman: 'sometimes a lady needs to be told when she's being nasty' | false |
15 cartoons that perfectly capture the reality of feeding kids | false |
How does a mexican know when he's hungry? his ass stops burning. | true |
28 stars you might not know are bisexual | false |
What is the difference between a diameter and a radius? a radius | true |
Is anyone else disappointed about the new ceo of reddit? such a re-post. | true |
I can't remember what 51, 6 and 500 are in roman numerals... fcuking livid | true |
Me: do you like bad boys? her: no me: are you sure? her: okay yes | true |
I can either be on time or wearing pants. pick one. | true |
I like my women like i like my golf scores, in the 80's with a slight handicap. | true |
This pakistani activist is taking his fight against extremism worldwide | false |
Hollywood cafe lets you have coffee with ryan gosling every day | false |
Trying to breathe: as california toasts environmental win, pollution still plagues | false |
Q: what happens to an air conditioner when you pull its plug? a: it loses its cool. | true |
Nsfw what's the problem... ...with licking a bald pussy? trying to put the nappy back on. | true |
Sarah wiley, 66-year-old-model: there is a 'whole gang of us' older models out there | false |
Zombie apocalypses suck. everything comes back to bite you! | true |
*watches a movie with you* *loudly beeps during all the good parts* | true |
Chemistry joke! why can't acids argue well? all their statements are baseless. | true |
What's the difference between tiger woods and princess diana? tiger woods had a better driver! | true |
Breaking - trump emailed hillary clinton his tax returns she just accidentally deleted them. | true |
Right whales could face extinction after deadly year, researchers say | false |
How do all racist jokes start? *looks over left shoulder* *looks over right shoulder* | true |
Solar flare erupts from giant sunspot, marks the summer's strongest flare yet | false |
Brains are awesome... i wish everyone had one. | true |
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