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Obama to make white house pitch for clinton | false |
Lin-manuel miranda is every inspirational movie teacher in 'snl' parody | false |
I dated a woman once. most confusing twenty minutes of my life. | true |
Why you should consider vacationing at a vineyard | false |
Focusing on closing the gender gap in school shootings | false |
A village in nova scotia had a tiny women’s march with huge heart | false |
Even liars tell the truth about lying, study finds | false |
The best reason yet to love disney's newest princess, moana | false |
I'm in hiding from exercise. it's called the fitness protection program. | true |
Spanish tourist rodrigo ben-azul stranded for two months in chile's santiago airport | false |
How to spend 24 hours in saint petersburg, russia like a local | false |
What do you do if a 4 year old girl catches you masturbating? untie her | true |
I went to a drag race yesterday it's amazing how fast men can run in heels. | true |
Artist transforms vintage flower photos into your new best friends | false |
'star wars' pregnancy announcement is equally funny and grim | false |
Aid convoy still stuck in turkey as ceasefire in syria expires | false |
2013 sea state report shows major protections are needed to keep ocean ecosystems healthy | false |
Huffpost rise: what you need to know on december 16 | false |
Why i yearn for the boring days of yore | false |
How i kicked the diet soda habit (and how you can too) | false |
How do you know if a blonde has been in the refrigerator? there's lipstick on the cucumbers. | true |
Do you know why the scarecrow won the nobel prize? because he was outstanding in his field!! | true |
Twitter is cool because it makes me look like i'm texting my friends instead of talking to myself. | true |
Report: outspoken putin critic alexei navalny found guilty of embezzlement | false |
What is link's favorite final fantasy character? zell, duh! | true |
Do they make a rosetta stone for women's moods yet? | true |
I took an 8 hour class on door-making... don't knock it till you try it | true |
Hey buddy, what's up?!! -- short honk i will kill you and everyone you love -- long honk | true |
Mighty movie podcast: bill stone on triumph of the wall | false |
What do programmers hate more than fat women? fat fingers | true |
Ongoing nyc marijuana arrests are not a joke | false |
Some say i'm an apathetic person... but really, i just don't care. | true |
What did the baby seal order for lunch? the club sandwich. | true |
What's the difference between a gun and amnesia? oh shoot, i forgot... | true |
Mom's powerful project helps parents cope with loss | false |
Fun fact: it is annoying that some people think facts are fun. | true |
What did they call hitler after he lost his hair? the bald eagle..... i'm here all day folks | true |
'lucky' the wallaby saved from creek by recent cpr trainee | false |
Drunk people are the only honest ones left. | true |
Do you think horses feel remorse? they have such long faces. | true |
Mizzou professor who blocked reporters from protest charged with assault | false |
Atlanta police applauded for 'exemplary' behavior during massive protest | false |
New york times columnist defends calling anti-semitism the 'disease of the arab mind' | false |
Asian-american band 'the slants' win supreme court battle over name trademark | false |
Jimmy kimmel wants parents to fake taking their kids' halloween candy | false |
I'm no scientist, but i don't think it's possible for everybody to be kung fu fighting. | true |
What kind of olive oil do reddit users use to masturbate? extra virgin | true |
What do you get when you cross a whistle with a blizzard? edward snowed-in | true |
When someone offers me constructive criticism, it's clear they've mistaken me for someone else. | true |
House passes 5-month funding patch for highways, senate takes detour | false |
This gorgeous rainbow body art is further proof that stretch marks are beautiful | false |
Jury finds cinemark theater chain not liable in 2012 colorado movie massacre | false |
Why do women need to wear jockstraps while skydiving? to prevent them from whistling. | true |
Claire mccaskill shotgunned a beer when todd akin won the gop primary | false |
Nationwide protests condemning police brutality continue with no end in sight | false |
Q: what is the difference between windows 95 and windows 98? a: 3 years | true |
How many graduate students does it take to change a lightbulb? only one, but it takes nine years. | true |
Thursday's morning email: four women come forward to say trump groped them | false |
Un world food programme in ecuador: strengthening food security through ancestral knowledge | false |
Here's how religious exemption laws can hurt women and the lgbt community | false |
My doctor wrote me a prescription... it writes dailysex but my girlfriend insists it's dyslexia | true |
How i've hacked my life to use my adhd to my advantage (part 1) | false |
8 items that will transform your fall wardrobe | false |
What did one eye say to the other? between you and i, something smells. | true |
I just had a baby! it was delicious. | true |
Majority of floridians want to maintain or expand obamacare | false |
How to make an oktoberfest festhaus at home | false |
It turns out vaccines cause cancer. you'll actually live long enough to get it. | true |
Proposal to cap executive pay rejected by swiss voters | false |
Nuclear weapons are much more dangerous than global warming | false |
A lot of people are talking about usain bolt. i guess it's a running joke. | true |
Racing to preserve the underground cities of world war i | false |
These wrestlers have literally no words for you | false |
Single moms: pew research center finds that moms are breadwinners in 40 percent of households | false |
Isis declares islamic 'caliphate' and calls on groups to pledge allegiance | false |
How does every racist joke start? by looking over you shoulders. | true |
What did the dad say to his baby who's being breastfed? you mothersucker. | true |
Short seal joke a baby seal walks into a club | true |
20 unique places that prove our planet is awesome | false |
These social media apps are causing trouble in schools | false |
27 deliciously snarky tweets about ‘the bachelor,’ episode 6 | false |
How do you contact dead window cleaners? use a squeegee board. | true |
Memorial day movies: films that celebrate real war heroes | false |
I like my women like i like my chocolate. with nuts. | true |
Another reason to add more fish to your diet | false |
How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb? one, or two? one .... or two? | true |
Balls deep is not a accurate form of measurement. | true |
I like my men like i like my coffee... white, tepid, and saccharine sweet. | true |
Wife: valentine's day is right around the corner. me: no worries, so is wal-mart. | true |
What's the hardest part of rollerblading? telling your parents that you're gay. | true |
I just saw an 8 year old hipster. your move, apocalypse. | true |
School is like a boner it's long and hard unless you're asian. | true |
Enjoy the cheap gas... but don't expect it to last | false |
The house on mango street goes to trial: #mayavsaz | false |
Woman claims pastor abused her as a teen. he continued working with youth for years. | false |
How much will a pirate charge you for a piercing? buckaneer | true |
Governor christie's lap band may be a band-aid | false |
Flight attendant: would you like some headphones? me: how did you know my name is phones? | true |
How do you get 30 drunk canadians out of the pool? please get out of the pool | true |
Where do sperm go when they die? the sementery. | true |
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