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Obama to make white house pitch for clinton
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Lin-manuel miranda is every inspirational movie teacher in 'snl' parody
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I dated a woman once. most confusing twenty minutes of my life.
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Why you should consider vacationing at a vineyard
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Focusing on closing the gender gap in school shootings
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A village in nova scotia had a tiny women’s march with huge heart
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Even liars tell the truth about lying, study finds
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The best reason yet to love disney's newest princess, moana
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I'm in hiding from exercise. it's called the fitness protection program.
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Spanish tourist rodrigo ben-azul stranded for two months in chile's santiago airport
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How to spend 24 hours in saint petersburg, russia like a local
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What do you do if a 4 year old girl catches you masturbating? untie her
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I went to a drag race yesterday it's amazing how fast men can run in heels.
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Artist transforms vintage flower photos into your new best friends
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'star wars' pregnancy announcement is equally funny and grim
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Aid convoy still stuck in turkey as ceasefire in syria expires
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2013 sea state report shows major protections are needed to keep ocean ecosystems healthy
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Huffpost rise: what you need to know on december 16
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Why i yearn for the boring days of yore
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How i kicked the diet soda habit (and how you can too)
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How do you know if a blonde has been in the refrigerator? there's lipstick on the cucumbers.
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Do you know why the scarecrow won the nobel prize? because he was outstanding in his field!!
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Twitter is cool because it makes me look like i'm texting my friends instead of talking to myself.
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Report: outspoken putin critic alexei navalny found guilty of embezzlement
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What is link's favorite final fantasy character? zell, duh!
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Do they make a rosetta stone for women's moods yet?
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I took an 8 hour class on door-making... don't knock it till you try it
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Hey buddy, what's up?!! -- short honk i will kill you and everyone you love -- long honk
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Mighty movie podcast: bill stone on triumph of the wall
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What do programmers hate more than fat women? fat fingers
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Ongoing nyc marijuana arrests are not a joke
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Some say i'm an apathetic person... but really, i just don't care.
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What did the baby seal order for lunch? the club sandwich.
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What's the difference between a gun and amnesia? oh shoot, i forgot...
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Mom's powerful project helps parents cope with loss
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Fun fact: it is annoying that some people think facts are fun.
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What did they call hitler after he lost his hair? the bald eagle..... i'm here all day folks
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'lucky' the wallaby saved from creek by recent cpr trainee
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Drunk people are the only honest ones left.
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Do you think horses feel remorse? they have such long faces.
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Mizzou professor who blocked reporters from protest charged with assault
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Atlanta police applauded for 'exemplary' behavior during massive protest
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New york times columnist defends calling anti-semitism the 'disease of the arab mind'
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Asian-american band 'the slants' win supreme court battle over name trademark
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Jimmy kimmel wants parents to fake taking their kids' halloween candy
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I'm no scientist, but i don't think it's possible for everybody to be kung fu fighting.
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What kind of olive oil do reddit users use to masturbate? extra virgin
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What do you get when you cross a whistle with a blizzard? edward snowed-in
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When someone offers me constructive criticism, it's clear they've mistaken me for someone else.
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House passes 5-month funding patch for highways, senate takes detour
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This gorgeous rainbow body art is further proof that stretch marks are beautiful
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Jury finds cinemark theater chain not liable in 2012 colorado movie massacre
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Why do women need to wear jockstraps while skydiving? to prevent them from whistling.
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Claire mccaskill shotgunned a beer when todd akin won the gop primary
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Nationwide protests condemning police brutality continue with no end in sight
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Q: what is the difference between windows 95 and windows 98? a: 3 years
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How many graduate students does it take to change a lightbulb? only one, but it takes nine years.
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Thursday's morning email: four women come forward to say trump groped them
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Un world food programme in ecuador: strengthening food security through ancestral knowledge
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Here's how religious exemption laws can hurt women and the lgbt community
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My doctor wrote me a prescription... it writes dailysex but my girlfriend insists it's dyslexia
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How i've hacked my life to use my adhd to my advantage (part 1)
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8 items that will transform your fall wardrobe
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What did one eye say to the other? between you and i, something smells.
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I just had a baby! it was delicious.
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Majority of floridians want to maintain or expand obamacare
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How to make an oktoberfest festhaus at home
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It turns out vaccines cause cancer. you'll actually live long enough to get it.
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Proposal to cap executive pay rejected by swiss voters
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Nuclear weapons are much more dangerous than global warming
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A lot of people are talking about usain bolt. i guess it's a running joke.
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Racing to preserve the underground cities of world war i
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These wrestlers have literally no words for you
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Single moms: pew research center finds that moms are breadwinners in 40 percent of households
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Isis declares islamic 'caliphate' and calls on groups to pledge allegiance
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How does every racist joke start? by looking over you shoulders.
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What did the dad say to his baby who's being breastfed? you mothersucker.
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Short seal joke a baby seal walks into a club
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20 unique places that prove our planet is awesome
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These social media apps are causing trouble in schools
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27 deliciously snarky tweets about ‘the bachelor,’ episode 6
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How do you contact dead window cleaners? use a squeegee board.
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Memorial day movies: films that celebrate real war heroes
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I like my women like i like my chocolate. with nuts.
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Another reason to add more fish to your diet
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How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb? one, or two? one .... or two?
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Balls deep is not a accurate form of measurement.
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I like my men like i like my coffee... white, tepid, and saccharine sweet.
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Wife: valentine's day is right around the corner. me: no worries, so is wal-mart.
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What's the hardest part of rollerblading? telling your parents that you're gay.
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I just saw an 8 year old hipster. your move, apocalypse.
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School is like a boner it's long and hard unless you're asian.
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Enjoy the cheap gas... but don't expect it to last
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The house on mango street goes to trial: #mayavsaz
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Woman claims pastor abused her as a teen. he continued working with youth for years.
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How much will a pirate charge you for a piercing? buckaneer
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Governor christie's lap band may be a band-aid
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Flight attendant: would you like some headphones? me: how did you know my name is phones?
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How do you get 30 drunk canadians out of the pool? please get out of the pool
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Where do sperm go when they die? the sementery.
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