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How to blow-dry your hair and more styling tips | false |
Who's idea was it to package scissors in a package what requires scissors to open. | true |
Do you like fish sticks? if you do you must be a gay fish | true |
What did jesus say to the eskimos? many are cold, but few are frozen. | true |
How do you get a mormon to stop drinking all your booze? you invite two of them. | true |
'stranger things' season 2 might turn these characters' lives upside down | false |
My sister is the clumsiest girl i know... she's always miscarrying. | true |
Labor day sales 2013: where to find the best store deals and discounts | false |
19 inexpensive ways to fix up your kitchen (photos) | false |
Morgan griffith is dazed and confused on guns | false |
If you watch the biggest loser backwards it's a story about your mom. | true |
Can't sleep knowing there's a toblerone in the mini bar. | true |
If vampires can't see themselves in mirrors, how do they trim those perfect goatees? | true |
Can you help me with this problem? x+u=25 i think x=15, because u sure are a 10. | true |
Nina dobrev wants donald trump impeached and doesn’t care if you agree | false |
I just spotted a chihuahua! that wasn't very nice you shouldn't draw on dogs! | true |
Stuck in a rut? tips on overcoming what stops you | false |
I lost my job at the orange juice factory they said i couldn't concentrate | true |
U.n. takes saudi-led coalition in yemen off child rights blacklist | false |
Pretty sure dora goes on crazy adventures with a monkey because her mom is on twitter. | true |
Weekend diy ideas: 7 easy ways to fix up your home in 2 days (video, photos) | false |
Trump is the next president of the united states. thanks obama. | true |
Takata corp. files for bankruptcy following massive airbag recall | false |
Those who mind: the case against trying to win people over | false |
Discover the power of the present moment in yoga | false |
Nobody is saving anything on car insurance. we're all being ripped off. | true |
I told my sister a joke about the belts. i didn't know if it would hold up | true |
Anthony bourdain talks world street food congress, 'parts unknown' | false |
I slipped on some black ice today i knew it was black ice because now my wallets missing. | true |
U.s. ends controversial laptop ban on flights from middle east | false |
Pool went for a swim in one of those infinity pools earlier...couldn't finish a length :-( | true |
This tiny, beating heart was made from stem cells | false |
If linkin park was to describe photons: but in the end, it isn't even matter. | true |
This baseball team learned there's a wrong way to celebrate japanese culture | false |
Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done. | true |
How to avoid disaster during this week's severe cold weather | false |
What's the stupidest animal in the jungle the polar bear. | true |
What's obama say to biden when he leaves the room after a argument? good*bi-den* | true |
Trump declares holy war against radical islamic terrorism | false |
Supreme court denies bid to block epa rule over mercury pollution | false |
Does anyone have the owner's manual for a wife? mine's emitting a terrible whining noise. | true |
What is the favorite note of a priest? a minor | true |
What drug can donald trump not live without? xanax, for hispanic attacks. | true |
Do america's corporations care how much american workers earn? | false |
You really gotta hand it to short people... because we can't reach it. | true |
More than half of jeb bush's proposed tax cuts would benefit the top 1 percent: report | false |
A souped-up 'fast and furious' trailer goes for a spin during super bowl | false |
U.s.-backed forces seize control of syria's manbij from isis | false |
My jokes are still in alpha. hopefully soon they'll get beta. | true |
Christina hendricks' agency dropped her for agreeing to play joan | false |
Photo of seal cheesin' for the camera wins photography contest | false |
Kate becomes 4th hurricane of the atlantic season | false |
As a priest, here's why thoughts and prayers are not enough | false |
I have the body of a god... ...unfortunately it's buddha. | true |
10 most popular travel experiences in the world | false |
How does bran stark get into a whorehouse? hodor. | true |
Tribunal rules chinese have no legal claims over south china sea | false |
Mitt romney chides ted cruz for calling obama a sponsor of terror | false |
How using your phone to pay for the subway can help fight climate change | false |
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? ayyyye matey!!! | true |
This may be the most sweeping set of animal protections ever announced | false |
Watch tina fey and amy poehler throw a total rager in 'sisters' trailer | false |
I would tell your a chemistry joke but all the good ones argon | true |
It is hard to imagine how people showed their anger before doors were invented. | true |
War does not determine who is right only who is left. | true |
Sometimes instagram almost makes me wish i went outside. | true |
Good news for officer shot in face during stop | false |
Condoleezza rice wants u.s. to remain 'open and welcoming' to refugees | false |
Why do flamingos stand on one leg? if they lifted the other leg they'd fall over. | true |
Here's where to see 'hidden figures' for free during black history month | false |
This senate candidate explains how god-awful and life consuming fundraising is | false |
Why is turkey happy? it just escaped from a coop. | true |
They shoot horses, don't they? not if these equine innovators can help it | false |
Presidents day: healthy ways to make the most of it | false |
Chewbacca has started a website that gives out all of the empire's secrets... wookieeleaks | true |
Interest rates near zero prevent savings accounts from growing | false |
What's the difference between jelly and jam? i can't jelly my wiener in a car exhaust pipe | true |
Till divorce do us part: being married briefly can be a blessing | false |
Iggy azalea must have an infinitely high viscosity because she got no flow. | true |
Rick perry mixed & matched data in big speech | false |
I started working on my 2nd million this year... gave up on the first... | true |
I know a guy addicted to brake fluid he says he can stop at any time | true |
I had a horrible night last night my blow up doll ran off with my air mattress | true |
Amy schumer doesn't need your permission to decline a selfie | false |
Optimism could be the secret to a healthy heart, study suggests | false |
Is your friend dating your ex? 3 ways to handle yourself with grace and style | false |
Meet my new lizard friend... he's my newt! | true |
Harambe the gorilla -- symptom of our deeper dysfunction | false |
Many leaders in the former soviet union like trump because he's one of them | false |
'i'm from jersey': a pediatrician's reflections on sandy | false |
What's it called when the bottom half of a fraction has loads of cake in it? a denom-nom-nominator! | true |
Why did the old lady fall into the well? she didn't see that well | true |
Huffpost hill - please clap: 2016 nearly over | false |
Why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a licensed six offender. | true |
Beware of tv. it has the power to turn things like storage, parking and cupcakes into wars. | true |
So i've decided that my wifi will be my valentine. idk, we just have this connection. | true |
What's a pirate's worst nightmare? a sunken chest with no booty. | true |
Here's the one thing emeril lagasse wishes all home chefs would do | false |
What do you get when you cross an indian smoothie with a rescue dog? mango lassie | true |
How do you spot two bffs in prison they finish each other's sentences | true |
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