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Why can't a bicycle stand up by itself? because it is two-tired (too tired).
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Why some american jews seek to break israel's chief rabbinate monopoly
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Oregon college shooter's father asks how did he get so many guns
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What do you get when you burn a hungarian ghost? ghoul-ash!
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Why did everyone trust the marsupial? everything he said was troo
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Power mom building an empire: nascar team owner melissa lebron
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Why did the ghost cross the road? to come back from the other side.
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I'm not proud of this, but if the price is right, i'll buy your high school kid alcohol.
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Sean 'diddy' combs, mark wahlberg donating one million bottles of water to flint
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13 new year's eve dresses to ring in 2013 (photos)
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How do you find a blind man in a strip club? it isn't hard
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What is a rifle with three barrels? a trifle.
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Bring moneychangers back to the temple (church and mosque)?
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To all those people who never finish what they start, i say...
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What does a kite and a stoner have in common? they're both high.
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What is long and hard for a black guy? third grade
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U.s.a. beats germany 2-0 to advance to women's world cup final
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Blood sugar solution challenge, day 9: eat fat for weight loss
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When a girl says, i think we should talk, it's never about the bat mobile.
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Chuck norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.
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Judd apatow had the best response to bill cosby's admission he drugged women for sex
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Why were all the girls looking at the piece of paper? because it was ripped.
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Fashion week blizzard: nemo threatens to take the style out of new york (photos)
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Poorer countries admire leaders' strength, wealthier countries admire their ideals
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Huffpost religion podcast 'all together' is now on itunes
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Elephants are scared of mice they're like 100x their size, stupid massive wimps
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What did professor x said when cyclops whipped out his penis? keep it in your jeans
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What gets a gold digger off? goldman sachs
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I'm not a proctologist ... ... but i know an asshole when i see one.
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Wanna hear a joke? i get no karma for this. :(
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I have an inferiority complex..... it's not a very good one, though.
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Help greece, but forget about reparations from germany
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How indigenous people are exploring many shades of redd
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Can a nonprofit find strategic ways to grow in difficult times?
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Americans are split over donald trump's travel ban
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Why was the calendar depressed? his days were numbered.
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Why did the shark keep swimming in circles it had nosebleed.
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What did the cool dinosaur say to his mating partner? dino-mate!
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What do you call three egyptian women in a bathtub? gorillas in the mist
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7 charts that show the devastating impact of abortion restrictions in texas
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It was dark and hazy and i accidentally fapped to rihanna .. thinking she was halle berry
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Grace kelly's bag is so iconic, it got its own name
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What is the difference between being horny and hungry? where you put the cucumber.
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Do straight guys think the leggings as pants look is hot? we asked them!
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So i guess the eu i guess the eu has 1 gb of free space now
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Susan. susan it's working get in here -moses practicing parting the water in the bathtub
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Wedding dress ideas: what to do with your gown after the big day
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There's a button on this hotel phone that says, pizza. i may never leave.
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The worst cities for thanksgiving traffic, according to google
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Police reports in laquan mcdonald case appear to contradict dashcam video
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What's 12 inches long and snaps a cunt? a selfie stick
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The internet is having a field day comparing justin bieber and orlando bloom's nude pics
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When is booger not a booger? when it('s not).
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If you steal a tesla... does it become an edison?
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Gop leaders say they're not giving up on repeal vote this week
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Denis leary and james corden perform new 'i hate donald trump' anthem as the clintons
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Chelsea manning begins hunger strike: 'i need help. i am not getting any.'
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What's the key to a pirate opera? the high cs
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Why did the chicken cross the road? *to get to the other side.*
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Obesity on the rise: whose waistlines are growing in the u.s.?
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Cayden, curious 2-year-old, falls down laundry chute, becomes stuck in wall (video)
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What is the difference between your wife and your job? your job still sucks.
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3 simple ways you can inspire your kids right now
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Mascots playing kids in football is 'stuff that nightmares are made of'
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What is purple, blue, and white and spits out dad jokes? reddit
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Kate middleton repeats tartan coat at sandringham for christmas (photos)
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Apple, the fbi, and security - stratechery by ben thompson
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5 natural first-time mom fears... and why you should ignore them
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Jennifer lawrence is team nightcrawler in new 'x-men: apocalypse' clip
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Gel manicures raise questions about safety of the uv lamps used to dry the polish
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10 quotes that capture the horror and complexity of paris attacks
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What's sarah palin's favorite thing to do in the summertime? parah salin.
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What 3 candies do you find in school? redhots, dumdums, and smarties.
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Taylor swift's easter egg battle is our new favorite holiday tradition
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Schooner or later, sailors... ...engage in rudder nonsense.
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Why are ska bands so clean? they always pick it up pick it up pick it up.
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Habits must change: reputational crisis readiness is a strategic must
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Issa rae is working on a show about the love life of a bisexual black man
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The huffington post is hiring an associate editor, international
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Rip to my good friend brian... ...eaten by a pack of dyslexic zombies :(
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Did you hear how the crazy camping show was last weekend? it was in tents.
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My dog understands four words: his name, food, outside and antidisestablishmentarianism.
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An iphone user walks into... a bar, a hotel, a field. he's not too sure
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My grandfather's final words before he kicked the bucket were... i'm gonna kick this bucket!
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Wanna know why i prefer sponge cakes to jesus? because sponge cake doesn't take 3 days to rise.
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Which came first: the chicken or the egg? the chicken. eggs don't come.
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Greg smith doesn't know the half of it
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Paul ryan's remarkable, personal demand for becoming speaker
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Why did the guitarist go to prison? for fingering a minor.
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Thanks for increasing the value of my asset over time. i really appreciate it.
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What do you call a dwarf that was on fire? a lil smokey
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Pinterest could help people with depression -- if used correctly
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Britain's eu commissioner says he is resigning following brexit vote
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Most border residents didn’t vote for trump’s wall
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Albert einstein just finished his theory about space. its about time too
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I asked my cellmate how long he's in for. he said, until i ejaculate.
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This guy went for an interview with buzzfeed what happened next will shock you
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Lena dunham, selena gomez & more honored at glamour's women of the year awards (photos)
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This ceo is ready to fight back if donald trump wins
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I started a business selling landmines that resemble prayer mats. prophets are through the roof.
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