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Leaked script reveals 'the walking dead' spinoff will be way different
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Pope francis arrives in egypt seeking peace and reconciliation
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Did you know that ac/dc made the longest song ever? it lasted 12 albums
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Why my 60s are the best decade of my life
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My friend can't eat pizza because he's lactose intolerant it gives him pizzeria
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Spirit airlines goes 'incognito,' releases ad mocking nfl bullying
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I'm not an alcoholic, an alcoholic needs a drink... i already have one
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Everything you need for a 'star wars' wedding, minus the evil sith lord
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A friend asked me how much i spend on a bottle of wine. i said about 30 minutes
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Kladogo: inside the life of a ugandan street kid
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Tourists stranded on ice floe in canadian arctic rescued after spending several days at sea
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Peace in the middle east, bruh! hah, yah right...
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Do you know why the little mermaid wears seashells? because a and b shells were too small
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How to be openly gay and in high school
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Wigstock: the cruise is returning to nyc for a second year
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I'm in the terminator musical. i'll be bach.
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Does the world need a ‘marshall plan’ for technology?
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Susan collins criticizes obamacare repeal bill, hints strongly at a 'no' vote
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Yo mama so fat.. i took a picture of her last christmas and it's still printing.
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On the anniversary of dr. king’s assassination, a grave injustice
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What do dyslexic sysadmins eat for breakfast? cronflakes.
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Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!
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Vice aims to produce daily hbo show without being 'slaves to the news cycle'
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What's the similarity between a pizza delivery guy and a gynecologist? they both work with crust.
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Smart travel advice: try something new and then do it again
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I like my coffee like i like my women... in the kitchen.
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Authors are rallying to preserve langston hughes’ harlem home
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Why didn't russia return the nsa whistleblower to the united states? he was snowden.
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Oh, elderly neighbor: you defeated hitler, yet you somehow can't figure out the car alarm?
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Idris elba to star as the new hunchback of notre dame for netflix
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Clean your kitchen sink because it's dirtier than most bathrooms
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Don't compare whales to feminists... it's very offensive to whales
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How do i know thieves are bad kissers? because apparently i make out like a bandit.
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Man on fire runs into church; pastor killed in blaze
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I have the reflexes of a cat, but like if it was stoned.
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There are 2 types of people in the world the ones who can count.
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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff bu dum tss.
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The 2016 veepstakes are a race no one would want to win
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11 easy, natural ways to treat nearly all of your foot problems
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What do you get when you cross a cat and an octopus? an octopussy.
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You'll want to start holiday shopping after seeing this week's cheap celeb finds
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Julie henderson, sports illustrated swimsuit issue model, talks dating, fitness and heidi klum
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Why do artists die early in life? too many strokes.
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Where did the cat go when it lost it's tail? to the retail store!
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Trump rages against comey over claims in new book
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Why couldn't arnold schwarzenegger run for president? because he doesn't do cardio.
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Women have a tougher time recovering from heart attacks. here's why
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Paid family leave: can we change the maternity and paternity leave debates to include everyone?
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Kyle brincefield talks taking his brand studmuffin nyc from chelsea clubs to vogue (nsfw slideshow)
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The greatest joke in the world. my life.
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2 egyptians noticed their farts smelled the same. they had a tutankhamen.
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No matter how kind you are, german children will always be kinder.
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Tom cruise jumps out of a plane at 25,000 feet for next 'mission: impossible'
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What is the network admin favourite lullaby? mary had a little lan
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My dog jumped in the washing machine yesterday. don't worry, at least he died in comfort.
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A feminist asked me how i view lesbians in hd was apparently not the correct answer.
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What does a pirate get when he walks into a second-hand shop? disappointed.
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Aly raisman says usa gymnastics is '100 percent responsible' for nassar abuse
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Jews on judaism -- unfiltered: all together podcast
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Celebs who are already wearing the spring '14 collections
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Why doesn't 'murica have any knock-knock jokes? because freedom rings!
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Curiosity killed the cat, but it can save your marriage
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Did you know that i hold the world's record for the smallest penis? it's really hard to beat...
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Ed gillespie's cynical attack on rights restoration would drag virginia backward
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I ate an optimist once... but i couldn't keep him down.
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I found my first gray pube the other day. it was in a kebab.
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Trump's promise on drug prices looks pretty empty
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Everything you need to know about white asparagus, and recipes for how to cook it
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Why did the carpenters wife leave him? because he was screwing around.
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How kindness will change your life and the world
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My friend is not a member of an organized political party he's a democrat.
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24,000 uber drivers may lose their side hustle
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'heathers' tv show teaser drops to remind us who the really mean girls are
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I'm ready to start a family, in the sense that i have enough chip clips for 6 people.
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Energy star is cheap, popular and saves billions of dollars. trump wants to gut it.
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My attention span is shorter than donuts are better with sprinkles.
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Trevor noah just sincerely praised donald trump for something
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Baby owl questioned in owlbsolutely adorable police encounter
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Do girls that make duck faces in pictures walk in a v formation at the mall?
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The subjunctive mood is pointless. if i were to create a language, i wouldn't include it.
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What do africans say when they hear something funny? that's fucking malarious
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No woman, no cry. - tarzan breaking up with girlfriend.
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Is hillary clinton the last democratic presidential candidate to support the death penalty?
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I'm sure my girlfriend's frigid every time she opens her legs a light comes on.
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What do you call a loaf of bread when you cut off both ends? endless bread!
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If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?
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What is that the more you desire, the less you can get? beautiful girls.
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Why didn't the coffee and the tea get along? because they were being brewed
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Huffpost hill - president forced to tap strategic umbrage reserve in wake of trump's comments
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You do not count as a person if it's 75 degrees & you're wearing a wool beanie.
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Overburdened mental health providers thwart police push for drug treatment
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How does the man on the moon cut his hair? eclipse it.
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Why did no one trust the dermatologist? he kept making rash decisions.
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Dui crash suspect: arrest my dog, not me
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Senate republicans block bill to reverse hobby lobby decision
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What is a trailer park's favorite game? twister
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Dad crashes his very talented daughter's 'let it go' cover in the best way
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Writing cuss words on the white space of textbook pages is marginally offensive.
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What did the psychic velociraptor say to his friend? dino what you're thinking.
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Ya gotta give hitler credit for one thing... he killed hitler.
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