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Leaked script reveals 'the walking dead' spinoff will be way different | false |
Pope francis arrives in egypt seeking peace and reconciliation | false |
Did you know that ac/dc made the longest song ever? it lasted 12 albums | true |
Why my 60s are the best decade of my life | false |
My friend can't eat pizza because he's lactose intolerant it gives him pizzeria | true |
Spirit airlines goes 'incognito,' releases ad mocking nfl bullying | false |
I'm not an alcoholic, an alcoholic needs a drink... i already have one | true |
Everything you need for a 'star wars' wedding, minus the evil sith lord | false |
A friend asked me how much i spend on a bottle of wine. i said about 30 minutes | true |
Kladogo: inside the life of a ugandan street kid | false |
Tourists stranded on ice floe in canadian arctic rescued after spending several days at sea | false |
Peace in the middle east, bruh! hah, yah right... | true |
Do you know why the little mermaid wears seashells? because a and b shells were too small | true |
How to be openly gay and in high school | false |
Wigstock: the cruise is returning to nyc for a second year | false |
I'm in the terminator musical. i'll be bach. | true |
Does the world need a ‘marshall plan’ for technology? | false |
Susan collins criticizes obamacare repeal bill, hints strongly at a 'no' vote | false |
Yo mama so fat.. i took a picture of her last christmas and it's still printing. | true |
On the anniversary of dr. king’s assassination, a grave injustice | false |
What do dyslexic sysadmins eat for breakfast? cronflakes. | true |
Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles! | true |
Vice aims to produce daily hbo show without being 'slaves to the news cycle' | false |
What's the similarity between a pizza delivery guy and a gynecologist? they both work with crust. | true |
Smart travel advice: try something new and then do it again | false |
I like my coffee like i like my women... in the kitchen. | true |
Authors are rallying to preserve langston hughes’ harlem home | false |
Why didn't russia return the nsa whistleblower to the united states? he was snowden. | true |
Oh, elderly neighbor: you defeated hitler, yet you somehow can't figure out the car alarm? | true |
Idris elba to star as the new hunchback of notre dame for netflix | false |
Clean your kitchen sink because it's dirtier than most bathrooms | false |
Don't compare whales to feminists... it's very offensive to whales | true |
How do i know thieves are bad kissers? because apparently i make out like a bandit. | true |
Man on fire runs into church; pastor killed in blaze | false |
I have the reflexes of a cat, but like if it was stoned. | true |
There are 2 types of people in the world the ones who can count. | true |
Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff bu dum tss. | true |
The 2016 veepstakes are a race no one would want to win | false |
11 easy, natural ways to treat nearly all of your foot problems | false |
What do you get when you cross a cat and an octopus? an octopussy. | true |
You'll want to start holiday shopping after seeing this week's cheap celeb finds | false |
Julie henderson, sports illustrated swimsuit issue model, talks dating, fitness and heidi klum | false |
Why do artists die early in life? too many strokes. | true |
Where did the cat go when it lost it's tail? to the retail store! | true |
Trump rages against comey over claims in new book | false |
Why couldn't arnold schwarzenegger run for president? because he doesn't do cardio. | true |
Women have a tougher time recovering from heart attacks. here's why | false |
Paid family leave: can we change the maternity and paternity leave debates to include everyone? | false |
Kyle brincefield talks taking his brand studmuffin nyc from chelsea clubs to vogue (nsfw slideshow) | false |
The greatest joke in the world. my life. | true |
2 egyptians noticed their farts smelled the same. they had a tutankhamen. | true |
No matter how kind you are, german children will always be kinder. | true |
Tom cruise jumps out of a plane at 25,000 feet for next 'mission: impossible' | false |
What is the network admin favourite lullaby? mary had a little lan | true |
My dog jumped in the washing machine yesterday. don't worry, at least he died in comfort. | true |
A feminist asked me how i view lesbians in hd was apparently not the correct answer. | true |
What does a pirate get when he walks into a second-hand shop? disappointed. | true |
Aly raisman says usa gymnastics is '100 percent responsible' for nassar abuse | false |
Jews on judaism -- unfiltered: all together podcast | false |
Celebs who are already wearing the spring '14 collections | false |
Why doesn't 'murica have any knock-knock jokes? because freedom rings! | true |
Curiosity killed the cat, but it can save your marriage | false |
Did you know that i hold the world's record for the smallest penis? it's really hard to beat... | true |
Ed gillespie's cynical attack on rights restoration would drag virginia backward | false |
I ate an optimist once... but i couldn't keep him down. | true |
I found my first gray pube the other day. it was in a kebab. | true |
Trump's promise on drug prices looks pretty empty | false |
Everything you need to know about white asparagus, and recipes for how to cook it | false |
Why did the carpenters wife leave him? because he was screwing around. | true |
How kindness will change your life and the world | false |
My friend is not a member of an organized political party he's a democrat. | true |
24,000 uber drivers may lose their side hustle | false |
'heathers' tv show teaser drops to remind us who the really mean girls are | false |
I'm ready to start a family, in the sense that i have enough chip clips for 6 people. | true |
Energy star is cheap, popular and saves billions of dollars. trump wants to gut it. | false |
My attention span is shorter than donuts are better with sprinkles. | true |
Trevor noah just sincerely praised donald trump for something | false |
Baby owl questioned in owlbsolutely adorable police encounter | false |
Do girls that make duck faces in pictures walk in a v formation at the mall? | true |
The subjunctive mood is pointless. if i were to create a language, i wouldn't include it. | true |
What do africans say when they hear something funny? that's fucking malarious | true |
No woman, no cry. - tarzan breaking up with girlfriend. | true |
Is hillary clinton the last democratic presidential candidate to support the death penalty? | false |
I'm sure my girlfriend's frigid every time she opens her legs a light comes on. | true |
What do you call a loaf of bread when you cut off both ends? endless bread! | true |
If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it? | true |
What is that the more you desire, the less you can get? beautiful girls. | true |
Why didn't the coffee and the tea get along? because they were being brewed | true |
Huffpost hill - president forced to tap strategic umbrage reserve in wake of trump's comments | false |
You do not count as a person if it's 75 degrees & you're wearing a wool beanie. | true |
Overburdened mental health providers thwart police push for drug treatment | false |
How does the man on the moon cut his hair? eclipse it. | true |
Why did no one trust the dermatologist? he kept making rash decisions. | true |
Dui crash suspect: arrest my dog, not me | false |
Senate republicans block bill to reverse hobby lobby decision | false |
What is a trailer park's favorite game? twister | true |
Dad crashes his very talented daughter's 'let it go' cover in the best way | false |
Writing cuss words on the white space of textbook pages is marginally offensive. | true |
What did the psychic velociraptor say to his friend? dino what you're thinking. | true |
Ya gotta give hitler credit for one thing... he killed hitler. | true |
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