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How did the rednecks find their sister? pretty good. | true |
Martin o'malley's saturday night in iowa was kind of depressing | false |
This could be the last big anti-poverty effort of obama's presidency | false |
A great way to relive your childhood is to outgrow your clothes every few months. | true |
Fucked this girl for an hour and 45 seconds a while ago. thanks daylight savings | true |
The u.s. is driving less and still building more highways | false |
Getting down and dirty with big healthcare data | false |
I asked my cat who is your favorite president of china? according to her it's mao. | true |
What's the hardest part of a vegetable? his wheelchair | true |
Rio gets $895 million government loan to help with olympic safety | false |
Tyler perry, doug liman lead charge to mount apartheid murder tale 'the year of the great storm' | false |
What does bbw actually stand for? boobs below waist. | true |
Famous sights then and now: the champs-élysées (photos) | false |
Go on 'an unexpected journey' to 'hobbit' and 'lord of the rings' sights in new zealand (photos) | false |
How nonprofits are blowing it with their future source of revenue | false |
How come you never see black people on ships? they aint falling for that shit again. | true |
Tyra banks fires 'america's next top model' judges: 'the show needs a new boost' (video) | false |
It is not a middle finger it is my unicorn fist | true |
God: oh shit angel: what? god: i just realized i've been leaning on the frog button. | true |
Cancer messed with the wrong b*tch: cancer is not a competition | false |
You know, i really hate mexican jokes that rely on sterotypes they just cross the border. | true |
November trial date set for charleston shooter dylann roof | false |
Gerald green 2013 dunk contest video: 2007 champ with off-the-backboard, double clutch slam | false |
Mindy kaling's emmy dress 2013 is a tight aubergine stunner (photos) | false |
Leonardo dicaprio says he is cooperating with feds in 'wolf of wall street' money laundering probe | false |
If life gives you melons, you might have dyslexia. | true |
Harvard gop club calls trump 'a threat to the survival of the republic' | false |
A tree branch lamp on reddit and 8 other diy ideas using fallen trees after hurricane sandy | false |
My milkshake brought a colony of extremely aggressive fire ants to my yard. :( | true |
What is the only alcoholic beverage muslim extremists are permitted to drink? smirnoff isis | true |
Mike enzi vs. charlie hardy nonpartisan candidate guide for wyoming senate race 2014 | false |
I would like to meet the man who invited beer. and buy that guy a beer. edit: invented. | true |
How does the mummy plan to destroy superman? he's going to lure him into the crypt tonight. | true |
Oh thank goodness, my uber driver knows what's really wrong with this country. | true |
I can't wait until this one orange erases years of poor eating choices. -me, dieting | true |
I'd rather my kid bring home head lice than another goddamn fundraising form. | true |
These teens just made it a lot easier for new jersey kids to get counseling | false |
Why do mermaids wear seashells? because d shells dont fit | true |
How are tigers like sergeants in the army ? they both wear stripes ! | true |
What did the lesbian mushroom say to the other lesbian mushroom during oral sex? umami. | true |
Ny public library spotlights latino writers for national library week | false |
'science guy' says he and neil degrasse tyson are running for president | false |
5 healthy recipes that are going to fuel you for the week ahead | false |
Dining in edinburgh, scotland: the scran & scallie (and a word about the kitchin) | false |
Billy mays so good he once sold pain to chuck norris. | true |
'manatee nebula,' officially known as w50, will be renamed after endangered sea mammal (photo) | false |
Waitress gives kansas gov. sam brownback a tip | false |
Authors and organizations sign pledge to protect free speech under trump | false |
The most popular destinations in the world, according to tripadvisor | false |
What do you call an empty field? the french army at the beginning of a war! | true |
New york fashion week fall 2014 beauty street style: shiny hair and sunglasses from day 3 (photos) | false |
When people ask me for directions im just going to do a really slow sarcastic macarena . | true |
Khloe kardashian, lamar odom: reality star talks sexy valentine's day (video) | false |
Did you hear about the new corduroy pillows? they are making headlines. | true |
Colbert has a fiendish idea to keep michael cohen from turning on trump | false |
I bet homophobic guys get reincarnated into condoms. | true |
Study finds racial disparities in manhattan da's office | false |
What do you call a jamaican squid? calamarley | true |
Puppy is thoroughly amazed by first encounter with rain | false |
I'm an expert at dating after all, i work in the calendar factory 12 hours a day | true |
I fled persecution in iraq, but now i fear for my future in america | false |
Trump is delivering the politicized judiciary republicans dreamed about | false |
Walmart cashier pays for man's groceries with her own money | false |
Tifu by reading a tifu i forgot they're always horrible. tl;dr: tifu = bad | true |
I like my coffee like i like my movies... black to the future. | true |
The rock had an adorable solution for his daughter's santa fears | false |
Sea shells why do mermaids wear sea shells? because the d shells are to big. | true |
How to take a cheap 'star wars' location vacation | false |
How to be here now: 3 exercises to be more present | false |
Proof that human alex jones is most certainly not part reptile | false |
Why ben affleck told chris messina he was 'f--king nuts' | false |
What did they find in the toilet of the starship enterprise? the captain's log. | true |
A book fell on my head today... i've only got my shelf to blame. | true |
If love is like chemistry. i am a noble gas. | true |
Is the 30-minute meal possible? find out with bon appétempt (video) | false |
If you are what you eat then i'm a cannibal. ba dum tsh | true |
Does it really matter if your second baby wears hand-me-downs? | false |
What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm rape! | true |
Get an intimate look at queer life in japan | false |
Hey baby did it hurt when you fell from heaven?-how to pick up satan | true |
Turkey and russia turkey is going to be putin place by russia. | true |
Old jewish proverb: it's better to have russians cut-off the gas than ... ... have germans pump it. | true |
Don't say this: the cruelest, most ignorant parenting cliche | false |
Why does crystal meth still attract gay men? | false |
How much does nicki minaj sell security devices for? pound an alarm | true |
Bad lip reading of nfl players is back and better than ever | false |
What do you call bruno mars? michael jackson the third. | true |
There are three kinds of people in this world.... ones that can count and ones that can't | true |
God hates fags he prefers a nice, fat, dank blunt. | true |
Snoop dogg rips trump in 'make america crip again' | false |
At last! joe biden gets an ice cream flavor named after him | false |
'finding dory' ending altered to reflect killer-whale revelations in 'blackfish' | false |
State gop chair opposes bill to make it easier to vote, claiming it will hurt republicans | false |
Want the ultimate set of vampire fangs? father sebastiaan is waiting | false |
What's the one thing spiderman can't eat? uncle bens rice | true |
What do you call a dead baby floating in the middle of the ocean? bait. | true |
The making of 'alias grace,' a margaret atwood true-crime mystery | false |
Two of my redditor buddies just came out to me. they told me they are op's | true |
10 names for me that i find offensive, incorrect, bigoted, sexist and just plain wrong! | false |
The five unwritten rules of life 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. | true |
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