CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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What do you call a white asian who loves cola? cokeasian.	true
Why did the pasta get in trouble? because he was stroganoff!	true
The best road trips from new york city (photos)	false
Lost both my arms in an accident. the whole incident left me utterly humerless.	true
Former nfl player to sue minnesota vikings over investigation into anti-gay allegations	false
I'm not racist... i have a color tv!	true
Pretty little liars 505: miss me x 100	false
Wednesday's morning email: trump plays to his base in divisive arizona rally	false
What does an italian have when one arm is shorter than the other? a speech impediment.	true
Husband jailed for using unsuspecting wife as $700,000 heroin mule	false
Today's lol-worthy links: talking tattoos, the best of 'anchorman' & tmnt lincoln (picture)	false
Trump judicial nominee can't answer basic questions about the law in disastrous hearing	false
Highlights from the macy's thanksgiving day parade (photos)	false
60 years in journalism: debates, then and now	false
Splish splash! golden retriever couldn't be more happy about this bath	false
Hey tv producers! create a show for white people called brunch wars. you're welcome.	true
1 child dies every 21 seconds from a water-related disease. here's what you can do	false
Chance the rapper finally won a grammy. then he won another one.	false
Why did george washington leave office after his second term. he wanted to set a president.	true
Math anxiety linked with differences in brain functioning, study finds	false
What do me, santa claus and the easter bunny have in common? you guessed it: we're all white.	true
What did the penis say to the condom??? cover me, i'm going in	true
Considering i'm broke, i wonder if she'll let me be her sugar-free daddy.	true
North korea is calling for war. in other news, it's saturday.	true
I plan to forgive and forget. forgive myself for being stupid and forget you ever existed.	true
Harper lee burns donald trump from beyond the grave in letter comparing taj mahal casino to hell	false
So, conan demanded kevin hart to push on his 'taint' at the gym	false
How hard does marriage really have to be?	false
Marc lamont hill compares ben carson's qualifications to ghostface killah's	false
I like my women like i like my dog. actually, no. i prefer the dog.	true
What's your kids' wage gap? boys paid more, more profitably	false
What do you call a girl with braces? a black & decker pecker wrecker^&#8482;	true
Why did the console peasant cross the road? to render the buildings on the other side. no offense.	true
Kids are worthless because they're short and poor.	true
At least five dead after tornadoes rip through southern states	false
Wife to husband: our son called me a whore! husband answers: where is that son of a bitch?	true
Doctor will provide free surgeries for trans military personnel	false
An open letter to the angry father at dunkin donuts	false
Craigslist is actually a great way to find stuff that's been murdered on	true
Bowe bergdahl can't get a fair trial after trump 'traitor' attacks, lawyers say	false
Why don't some couples go to the gym? because some relationships don't work out.	true
Thanks for explaining the word joke to me. i still don't know what it means.	true
Why do computer scientists get halloween and christmas confused? because oct 31 = dec 25	true
I'm gonna open a bar and call it moderation.	true
Woman's boyfriend was angry ... so he took it out on her cat	false
Whats the difference between a north korean missile and a k-pop singer? the singer can have a hit	true
You've got to be twins. you're too stupid to be one person.	true
Why did the unicycle win the race? because the bicycle was two tired.	true
Michelle obama's 52 best looks of all time	false
Have you dropped your exercise program and picked up a few pounds?	false
Right word, wrong basket: keeping the focus on deplorable language and views	false
Mitch mcconnell goes ‘nuclear’ to break supreme court filibuster	false
How come there are no jared fogle jokes on reddit? no i mean it im just asking,	true
Nyc takes a major step toward closing the wage gap	false
Have you seen the new recycling center around here? no? but you're already in /r/jokes	true
According to movies when a huge object is chasing you, left and right turns do not exist.	true
Brand new porn genres.. skin cancer victims starring bernie peters	true
Do you want the latest dirt? -no, but i appreciate the sediment.	true
My wife is my sex object everytime i ask for sex, she object.	true
Lane bryant photoshop mess has us confused (photos, poll)	false
Flying the (not-so) friendly skies with a toddler	false
Some women enjoy eye contact during oral sex on a gentleman others say it stings.	true
'hunger games' box office: movie grosses $155 million; third highest opening of all time (update)	false
Little girl films her first makeup tutorial and things escalated quickly	false
Nobody looks back on their life and remembers the nights they had plenty of sleep.	true
You know what never gets old? children who died at a young age.	true
What does an airplane and a female have in common? they both have cockpits.	true
What is black and white and red all over? an orca on a japanese whaling ship.	true
Sorry i yelled get a room! at your grandson's wrestling tournament.	true
Facebook investigates claim that employee used 'privileged access' to stalk women	false
William h. macy has ultimate dad moment dancing with his daughter before prom	false
Why was six afraid of seven? because seven acht nein.	true
Two parallel lines match on tinder but they never meet!	true
A soccer ball walks into a bar. the bartender kicked him out.	true
Why israel is such a hard place to visit -- but so worth the effort	false
What is your reason for divorce? she pronounces 'kansas' like the second part of 'arkansas'	true
Preparing your taxes in the year of divorce	false
Who loves hamburgers french fries and ants? ronald macaardvark!	true
What did the alphabet have before it took a shit? a vowel movement.	true
6 surefire ways to keep your kids happy on vacation (in paris) while enjoying it yourself	false
Just how is obama's foreign policy a failure?	false
Auuahuhuh some nerd who wears glasses probably right now	true
Life with 'devourers' and 'baby/bullies' -- your thoughts please	false
This is the first 10 years of your career	false
Found my missing cardigan when my sister posted a fb pic of her wearing it.	true
Mugabe celebrates 91st birthday at $1 million party	false
Janelle monáe's grammys pompadour remains perfectly perched underneath her hat (photo)	false
What is a pirate's favourite letter? he doesn't have one. he's illiterate.	true
How do weathermen get up a mountain? they climate	true
I stopped fighting my inner demons; we're totes bffs now.	true
When is your mind like a rumpled bed? when it isn't made up yet.	true
Why don't black people sleep well? because we killed the only one with a dream	true
An open letter to andrew locker and his racist snaps of an innocent sikh passenger	false
This is what it means to be #faithfullylgbt	false
Houston texans rookie gives his first game check to harvey victims	false
Summer skin care: 7 summer skin mistakes and how to fix them	false
Whoever said white people can't jump... obviously hasn't heard of 9/11	true
Why are volcanoes mischievous? because they erupt to no good.	true
Krave massive, world's biggest gay night club, to open in las vegas	false
Supreme court backs church in key religious rights case	false

What do you call a white asian who loves cola? cokeasian.

true

Why did the pasta get in trouble? because he was stroganoff!

true

The best road trips from new york city (photos)

false

Lost both my arms in an accident. the whole incident left me utterly humerless.

true

Former nfl player to sue minnesota vikings over investigation into anti-gay allegations

false

I'm not racist... i have a color tv!

true

Pretty little liars 505: miss me x 100

false

Wednesday's morning email: trump plays to his base in divisive arizona rally

false

What does an italian have when one arm is shorter than the other? a speech impediment.

true

Husband jailed for using unsuspecting wife as $700,000 heroin mule

false

Today's lol-worthy links: talking tattoos, the best of 'anchorman' & tmnt lincoln (picture)

false

Trump judicial nominee can't answer basic questions about the law in disastrous hearing

false

Highlights from the macy's thanksgiving day parade (photos)

false

60 years in journalism: debates, then and now

false

Splish splash! golden retriever couldn't be more happy about this bath

false

Hey tv producers! create a show for white people called brunch wars. you're welcome.

true

1 child dies every 21 seconds from a water-related disease. here's what you can do

false

Chance the rapper finally won a grammy. then he won another one.

false

Why did george washington leave office after his second term. he wanted to set a president.

true

Math anxiety linked with differences in brain functioning, study finds

false

What do me, santa claus and the easter bunny have in common? you guessed it: we're all white.

true

What did the penis say to the condom??? cover me, i'm going in

true

Considering i'm broke, i wonder if she'll let me be her sugar-free daddy.

true

North korea is calling for war. in other news, it's saturday.

true

I plan to forgive and forget. forgive myself for being stupid and forget you ever existed.

true

Harper lee burns donald trump from beyond the grave in letter comparing taj mahal casino to hell

false

So, conan demanded kevin hart to push on his 'taint' at the gym

false

How hard does marriage really have to be?

false

Marc lamont hill compares ben carson's qualifications to ghostface killah's

false

I like my women like i like my dog. actually, no. i prefer the dog.

true

What's your kids' wage gap? boys paid more, more profitably

false

What do you call a girl with braces? a black & decker pecker wrecker^&#8482;

true

Why did the console peasant cross the road? to render the buildings on the other side. no offense.

true

Kids are worthless because they're short and poor.

true

At least five dead after tornadoes rip through southern states

false

Wife to husband: our son called me a whore! husband answers: where is that son of a bitch?

true

Doctor will provide free surgeries for trans military personnel

false

An open letter to the angry father at dunkin donuts

false

Craigslist is actually a great way to find stuff that's been murdered on

true

Bowe bergdahl can't get a fair trial after trump 'traitor' attacks, lawyers say

false

Why don't some couples go to the gym? because some relationships don't work out.

true

Thanks for explaining the word joke to me. i still don't know what it means.

true

Why do computer scientists get halloween and christmas confused? because oct 31 = dec 25

true

I'm gonna open a bar and call it moderation.

true

Woman's boyfriend was angry ... so he took it out on her cat

false

Whats the difference between a north korean missile and a k-pop singer? the singer can have a hit

true

You've got to be twins. you're too stupid to be one person.

true

Why did the unicycle win the race? because the bicycle was two tired.

true

Michelle obama's 52 best looks of all time

false

Have you dropped your exercise program and picked up a few pounds?

false

Right word, wrong basket: keeping the focus on deplorable language and views

false

Mitch mcconnell goes ‘nuclear’ to break supreme court filibuster

false

How come there are no jared fogle jokes on reddit? no i mean it im just asking,

true

Nyc takes a major step toward closing the wage gap

false

Have you seen the new recycling center around here? no? but you're already in /r/jokes

true

According to movies when a huge object is chasing you, left and right turns do not exist.

true

Brand new porn genres.. skin cancer victims starring bernie peters

true

Do you want the latest dirt? -no, but i appreciate the sediment.

true

My wife is my sex object everytime i ask for sex, she object.

true

Lane bryant photoshop mess has us confused (photos, poll)

false

Flying the (not-so) friendly skies with a toddler

false

Some women enjoy eye contact during oral sex on a gentleman others say it stings.

true

'hunger games' box office: movie grosses $155 million; third highest opening of all time (update)

false

Little girl films her first makeup tutorial and things escalated quickly

false

Nobody looks back on their life and remembers the nights they had plenty of sleep.

true

You know what never gets old? children who died at a young age.

true

What does an airplane and a female have in common? they both have cockpits.

true

What is black and white and red all over? an orca on a japanese whaling ship.

true

Sorry i yelled get a room! at your grandson's wrestling tournament.

true

Facebook investigates claim that employee used 'privileged access' to stalk women

false

William h. macy has ultimate dad moment dancing with his daughter before prom

false

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven acht nein.

true

Two parallel lines match on tinder but they never meet!

true

A soccer ball walks into a bar. the bartender kicked him out.

true

Why israel is such a hard place to visit -- but so worth the effort

false

What is your reason for divorce? she pronounces 'kansas' like the second part of 'arkansas'

true

Preparing your taxes in the year of divorce

false

Who loves hamburgers french fries and ants? ronald macaardvark!

true

What did the alphabet have before it took a shit? a vowel movement.

true

6 surefire ways to keep your kids happy on vacation (in paris) while enjoying it yourself

false

Just how is obama's foreign policy a failure?

false

Auuahuhuh some nerd who wears glasses probably right now

true

Life with 'devourers' and 'baby/bullies' -- your thoughts please

false

This is the first 10 years of your career

false

Found my missing cardigan when my sister posted a fb pic of her wearing it.

true

Mugabe celebrates 91st birthday at $1 million party

false

Janelle monáe's grammys pompadour remains perfectly perched underneath her hat (photo)

false

What is a pirate's favourite letter? he doesn't have one. he's illiterate.

true

How do weathermen get up a mountain? they climate

true

I stopped fighting my inner demons; we're totes bffs now.

true

When is your mind like a rumpled bed? when it isn't made up yet.

true

Why don't black people sleep well? because we killed the only one with a dream

true

An open letter to andrew locker and his racist snaps of an innocent sikh passenger

false

This is what it means to be #faithfullylgbt

false

Houston texans rookie gives his first game check to harvey victims

false

Summer skin care: 7 summer skin mistakes and how to fix them

false

Whoever said white people can't jump... obviously hasn't heard of 9/11

true

Why are volcanoes mischievous? because they erupt to no good.

true

Krave massive, world's biggest gay night club, to open in las vegas

false

Supreme court backs church in key religious rights case

false