CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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Zithromax: fda cautions against azithromycin for people with heart problems	false
What is the least pleasant state to live in? missouri.	true
Women spend more time wondering what men are thinking than men spend thinking.	true
What was hitler's favorite kind of juice? concentrated.	true
They say you are what you eat... but i don't remember eating a legend!	true
What was the best use of the phrase that's what she said you've ever heard in person?	true
As of last night my mom has more aerosmith tattoos than my sister again. for now anyway.	true
Bulldogs being bulldogs compilation is exactly what you want it to be	false
16 reasons chocolate is obviously superior to vanilla (gifs)	false
Andy cohen dubs amandla stenberg and kylie jenner feud 'jackhole of the day' on 'wwhl'	false
Pet tortoise crosses the road, spends whopping half-mile on the lam	false
Where did the belly button go to school? the navel academy	true
Anyone heard what beethoven is up to these days? decomposing!	true
You can lead a horticulture ...but you can't make her think	true
How do you pick up my ex girlfriend? with a broom and a dustpan.	true
Intruder scare in sean hannity's home leads to arrest	false
Teacher: name four members of the cat family pupil: daddy cat mummy cat and two kittens !	true
What do a redhead and a freezer have in common? they've both got ice on the inside.	true
What do you call a drummer who has lost one of his drumsticks? a conductor.	true
I missed your birthday because i didn't log onto facebook that day. #letsbereal	true
You can finally listen to selena gomez's collaboration with kygo	false
What's the best part about being an orphan? all your chips and candy bars are family sized.	true
The facebook/cambridge analytica scandal, according to my mom	false
What is 12 inches and hangs in front of an asshole? a republican's neck tie.	true
Wedding dress trends: top designers reveal their favorite looks for fall	false
What's the difference between jelly and jam? you ever try to jelly it in her ass?	true
Donald trump hotel tied to criminal investigation in brazil	false
'2016: obama's america,' anti-obama documentary burns up box office (updated)	false
opens dating site account prepare to be dated you pieces of shit	true
Castaways rescued after writing out enormous 'sos' in the sand	false
Why can't you trust an atom? because they make up everything...	true
What's a rednecks favorite part of archaology? relative dating	true
What do you call a slutty duck that does drugs? a quack whore.	true
Law clerks say federal judiciary isn't equipped to handle sexual harassment	false
You can't understand what's really going on in yemen without busting these myths	false
So, what if mohammed does a self portrait?	true
If i were obama, i'd totally lead with my fellow americans, the situation looks popeless. #sotu	true
Orange is the new... most used word on /r/jokes	true
I'm not an alcoholic... my liver is evil and it must be destroyed.	true
What fruit fits best in your palm? a palm-agranate!	true
Taking the plunge: a scuba adventure in belize (photos)	false
If i had a dollar for every gender.... i'd have two dollars.	true
I hate my dodgy household appliances... my hairdryer sucks and my vaccum blows.	true
How do you contact a cross dresser? shemail	true
How do you steal a coat? you jacket.	true
What parents of straight kids will never understand about orlando	false
Watch santa get hilariously grilled by two jewish women on christmas eve	false
Lest we forget, america suffered its deadliest mass shooting this year	false
Moms: why you should think twice about what you post on social media	false
What's the most popular song at the new freddie mercury night club? dancing queen.	true
Kanye's beautiful new song makes kim cry every time she hears it	false
I was a trampoline salesman off and on.	true
What idiot named them jet skis instead of boatercycles	true
What do the u.s.s. enterprise and toilet paper have in common? they both wipe out klingons.	true
Why is england so special? only they can pull out of europe twice in a week.	true
The tanners are back in first photos from netflix's 'fuller house'	false
I bet if aquaman and jesus had a fight, jesus would walk all over him.	true
I tried to kill myself once with aspirin, but after the first two i felt better.	true
10 surprising ways to add color to your home	false
Bacon-scented underwear exists, and it's lewder than you'd imagine	false
President obama has created a dangerous precedent in cuba	false
My doctor says i can't have french bread anymore. what a pain.	true
Glenn beck says classroom cop video 'absolute ticket to anarchy’	false
What did the wall say the the other wall meet you at the corner	true
The movie 'up' is utter bullshit. i tied 57,000 balloons to my house & my wife didn't die.	true
Opec's massive $1 trillion haul in 2012 while sowing jihad	false
Why did the woman fall into the well? she couldn't see that well.	true
I find gardeners to be very nice people they're really down to earth.	true
Did you hear about the guy born with 5 dicks? his pants fit like a glove.	true
Cape town, south africa:travel tips from a local	false
You know what's really great about being a narcissist? me.	true
People raise over $55k for woman fired for giving trump the finger	false
Royal wedding vs. kim kardashian's wedding: by the numbers (photos)	false
Do you know what a canadian's favourite gun is? eh-k-47	true
Know why i make my pot brownies with chocolate laxatives? for shits and giggles.	true
Fight or flight? for young people in venezuela, that is the question	false
Make sure you always tip the people who make your pizza... they knead the dough.	true
Howard dean endorses pete buttigieg for dnc chairman	false
Television academy sues to block sale of whitney houston's emmy	false
What did the elephant say to the naked man? how do you drink out of that little thing?	true
Why is a psychiatrist like a squirrel? because they are both surrounded by nuts.	true
There's a ghost in the house! call dr.boo!	true
Vintage shopping at shareen's in los angeles: from the stylelist network's 'karla's closet'	false
scoffs when are we ever going to use this in real life	true
I wasn't born yesterday - lying newborn baby	true
White liberals celebrating tomi lahren’s daily show interview are missing the point	false
.@webmd should blood basically be cascading out of my nose when i look at the sun ?	true
Hillary clinton postpones charlotte visit after mayor's request	false
Hartford seminary's interfaith dialogue program swaps stereotypes for understanding	false
Conservative analyst scottie nell hughes sues fox news over handling of rape allegation	false
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? 'cause they are freaking good at it	true
7 reading nooks to inspire your #sanctuarysunday (photos)	false
I was going to copy and paste a joke but then i cut it	true
'baboon syndrome': an unusual complication of penicillin antibiotics	false
Why does the egyptian god ra own every periodic table? because his name is on them.	true
I'm more of an amateur bater. i agree, i need more practice.	true
David duke gets spot on debate stage in senate race	false
How much cocaine can a smuggler sneak into prison? a buttload.	true
Hermione decided to spice up her life after realizing she was a basic witch. (sorry, that's it)	true
5 ways to achieve the secret goals you're afraid to share	false

Zithromax: fda cautions against azithromycin for people with heart problems

false

What is the least pleasant state to live in? missouri.

true

Women spend more time wondering what men are thinking than men spend thinking.

true

What was hitler's favorite kind of juice? concentrated.

true

They say you are what you eat... but i don't remember eating a legend!

true

What was the best use of the phrase that's what she said you've ever heard in person?

true

As of last night my mom has more aerosmith tattoos than my sister again. for now anyway.

true

Bulldogs being bulldogs compilation is exactly what you want it to be

false

16 reasons chocolate is obviously superior to vanilla (gifs)

false

Andy cohen dubs amandla stenberg and kylie jenner feud 'jackhole of the day' on 'wwhl'

false

Pet tortoise crosses the road, spends whopping half-mile on the lam

false

Where did the belly button go to school? the navel academy

true

Anyone heard what beethoven is up to these days? decomposing!

true

You can lead a horticulture ...but you can't make her think

true

How do you pick up my ex girlfriend? with a broom and a dustpan.

true

Intruder scare in sean hannity's home leads to arrest

false

Teacher: name four members of the cat family pupil: daddy cat mummy cat and two kittens !

true

What do a redhead and a freezer have in common? they've both got ice on the inside.

true

What do you call a drummer who has lost one of his drumsticks? a conductor.

true

I missed your birthday because i didn't log onto facebook that day. #letsbereal

true

You can finally listen to selena gomez's collaboration with kygo

false

What's the best part about being an orphan? all your chips and candy bars are family sized.

true

The facebook/cambridge analytica scandal, according to my mom

false

What is 12 inches and hangs in front of an asshole? a republican's neck tie.

true

Wedding dress trends: top designers reveal their favorite looks for fall

false

What's the difference between jelly and jam? you ever try to jelly it in her ass?

true

Donald trump hotel tied to criminal investigation in brazil

false

'2016: obama's america,' anti-obama documentary burns up box office (updated)

false

*opens dating site account* prepare to be dated you pieces of shit

true

Castaways rescued after writing out enormous 'sos' in the sand

false

Why can't you trust an atom? because they make up everything...

true

What's a rednecks favorite part of archaology? relative dating

true

What do you call a slutty duck that does drugs? a quack whore.

true

Law clerks say federal judiciary isn't equipped to handle sexual harassment

false

You can't understand what's really going on in yemen without busting these myths

false

So, what if mohammed does a self portrait?

true

If i were obama, i'd totally lead with my fellow americans, the situation looks popeless. #sotu

true

Orange is the new... most used word on /r/jokes

true

I'm not an alcoholic... my liver is evil and it must be destroyed.

true

What fruit fits best in your palm? a palm-agranate!

true

Taking the plunge: a scuba adventure in belize (photos)

false

If i had a dollar for every gender.... i'd have two dollars.

true

I hate my dodgy household appliances... my hairdryer sucks and my vaccum blows.

true

How do you contact a cross dresser? shemail

true

How do you steal a coat? you jacket.

true

What parents of straight kids will never understand about orlando

false

Watch santa get hilariously grilled by two jewish women on christmas eve

false

Lest we forget, america suffered its deadliest mass shooting this year

false

Moms: why you should think twice about what you post on social media

false

What's the most popular song at the new freddie mercury night club? dancing queen.

true

Kanye's beautiful new song makes kim cry every time she hears it

false

I was a trampoline salesman off and on.

true

What idiot named them jet skis instead of boatercycles

true

What do the u.s.s. enterprise and toilet paper have in common? they both wipe out klingons.

true

Why is england so special? only they can pull out of europe twice in a week.

true

The tanners are back in first photos from netflix's 'fuller house'

false

I bet if aquaman and jesus had a fight, jesus would walk all over him.

true

I tried to kill myself once with aspirin, but after the first two i felt better.

true

10 surprising ways to add color to your home

false

Bacon-scented underwear exists, and it's lewder than you'd imagine

false

President obama has created a dangerous precedent in cuba

false

My doctor says i can't have french bread anymore. what a pain.

true

Glenn beck says classroom cop video 'absolute ticket to anarchy’

false

What did the wall say the the other wall meet you at the corner

true

The movie 'up' is utter bullshit. i tied 57,000 balloons to my house & my wife didn't die.

true

Opec's massive $1 trillion haul in 2012 while sowing jihad

false

Why did the woman fall into the well? she couldn't see that well.

true

I find gardeners to be very nice people they're really down to earth.

true

Did you hear about the guy born with 5 dicks? his pants fit like a glove.

true

Cape town, south africa:travel tips from a local

false

You know what's really great about being a narcissist? me.

true

People raise over $55k for woman fired for giving trump the finger

false

Royal wedding vs. kim kardashian's wedding: by the numbers (photos)

false

Do you know what a canadian's favourite gun is? eh-k-47

true

Know why i make my pot brownies with chocolate laxatives? for shits and giggles.

true

Fight or flight? for young people in venezuela, that is the question

false

Make sure you always tip the people who make your pizza... they knead the dough.

true

Howard dean endorses pete buttigieg for dnc chairman

false

Television academy sues to block sale of whitney houston's emmy

false

What did the elephant say to the naked man? how do you drink out of that little thing?

true

Why is a psychiatrist like a squirrel? because they are both surrounded by nuts.

true

There's a ghost in the house! call dr.boo!

true

Vintage shopping at shareen's in los angeles: from the stylelist network's 'karla's closet'

false

*scoffs* when are we ever going to use this in real life

true

I wasn't born yesterday - lying newborn baby

true

White liberals celebrating tomi lahren’s daily show interview are missing the point

false

.@webmd should blood basically be cascading out of my nose when i look at the sun ?

true

Hillary clinton postpones charlotte visit after mayor's request

false

Hartford seminary's interfaith dialogue program swaps stereotypes for understanding

false

Conservative analyst scottie nell hughes sues fox news over handling of rape allegation

false

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? 'cause they are freaking good at it

true

7 reading nooks to inspire your #sanctuarysunday (photos)

false

I was going to copy and paste a joke but then i cut it

true

'baboon syndrome': an unusual complication of penicillin antibiotics

false

Why does the egyptian god ra own every periodic table? because his name is on them.

true

I'm more of an amateur bater. i agree, i need more practice.

true

David duke gets spot on debate stage in senate race

false

How much cocaine can a smuggler sneak into prison? a buttload.

true

Hermione decided to spice up her life after realizing she was a basic witch. (sorry, that's it)

true

5 ways to achieve the secret goals you're afraid to share

false