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Watch: beagles rescued from lab see sun for the first time
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Jeff sessions is beginning to dismantle even minor gains made in policing
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Maybe it's time we gave you an apology
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Viennese balls and the lure of the plush exotic (photos)
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Learning to live out loud in the second half of my life
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'straight outta compton' becomes highest-grossing movie from african-american director
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Finding the alternatives to disney world's iconic attractions
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Scientists say much of south asia could be too hot to live in by 2100
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Cell phones could capture more accurate picture of happiness in relation to environment
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The world's 25 best hotels for families, according to tripadvisor (photos)
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Quem tem chefe e indio nhoque ep 1 (trilha sonora para youtube) aprenda nada sobre cozinha
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I contracted a flesh-eating bacteria and lived to tell
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I wondered how the ball was getting bigger. then it hit me.
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A pianist is currently on trial. he was accused of fingering a minor.
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Dash cam video shows seconds before unarmed man killed by cops
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The reveler's guide to dyeing the chicago river green
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Some gop lawmakers really want to carry guns in the capitol
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I killed someone with kindness today. blood everywhere.
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What's the hardest thing about rollerblading? having to tell your parents that you're gay.
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Guys, someone edited chris farley into the 'mission: impossible’ trailer
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Guy jogging pushing stroller for two kids. but only one there. don't think he knows he lost one.
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A scuba diver brings a wetsuit to a dry cleaner...
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This actress used her dress to send a powerful message about the travel ban
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What did the deaf guy get for christmas ? a headphone
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Mary steenburgen on queer equality and her friendship with hillary clinton
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30 cool graphic tees to throw on for any occasion
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No, everything's fine must've been a great phrase to say before women got hold of it.
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Turkey sacks 107 judges, prosecutors over links to failed coup
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Have you been on /r/bigdickproblems ? of course you haven't.
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Donna brazile appears to have sent cnn debate question to clinton campaign
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Dump the gop for a grand new party
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Harry styles' solo career may be in the works
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The only 5 brushes you need in your makeup bag
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What do you get when you cross an ipad with a christmas tree? a pineapple! get it? ;-d
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Are you able to choose what's good for you?
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4 tips for saving for your child's future
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What did the racist cannibal have for breakfast? nigger-o's
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Al franken sings 'itsy bitsy spider' to soothe a baby on a plane
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Watch: truck plows into stolen car, ends reckless joyride
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Why is it that the more numbers someone has in their e-mail address, the less i respect them?
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Kourtney kardashian's american apparel shirt tops our cheap celeb finds list
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Garth brooks gives chicago children a lesson in teamwork
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What's big, red, and eats rocks? a big red rock eater.
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Watch: this flop helped save the 49ers from hail mary td
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What do you call it when two people make a baby in fog? a mist conception.
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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to turkey!
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I went the other day to buy some camo pants,but could not find any...
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Neil lane: inside the jewelry designer and collector's beverly hills store
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How do philosophers shave off their beards? occam's razor
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How do you find the blind guy at a nudist colony? it ain't hard.
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Why can't armenians drive? because they're too busy swearing at obama! ba dum tss
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Spiderman's villain should just be a glass jar and a piece of paper.
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You have to see how these magical rainbow bagels are made
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What is the only thing that will be feeling the bern? working people's wallets.
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Protester dies, minister sacked after paraguay re-election vote
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Is a rhino liner something you wear in your underpants when you have the rhinovirus?
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Clean silk garments by hand to avoid the dry cleaners
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Boardroom hokey pokey: that dance that women do
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How did the dog make gold soup? he put in 24 carrots.
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Q: what do you call a pickle that draws? a: a dillustrator.
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I'd like a job cleaning mirrors because it's something i can see myself doing
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Look as cozy as taylor swift for only $26
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Chuck norris did that to michael jackson's face.
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Why did the climate scientist cross the road? to analyze the chicken s carbon footprint.
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I thought i'd tell you a good time travel joke... but you didn't like it.
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Accused colorado clinic shooter hoped fetuses would thank him for stopping abortions
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Why do all gas station restrooms look like you just walked in on an exorcism.
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Trump's latest ad features father of teen killed by an illegal immigrant
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International stuttering awareness day: extolling the virtues of early intervention
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Did you hear about the woman who tried to join isis? i heard jihad a bad time time.
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This trans pioneer has been fighting for the trans community for decades
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Bad friendfluence: are you in the wrong crowd?
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The surprising way your name can give away your age
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Supreme court allows watered-down travel ban to take effect for now
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A man goes to the proctologist the doctor gave him a thumbs up.
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What's spider-man's least favourite rice brand? uncle ben's...
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Betabrand hires graduate students as models, and the results are pretty great
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Am i getting older or is the supermarket starting to play some great songs?
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Why couldn't mark think of a dad joke? mark is black.
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If your clock strikes 13, what time is it? time to fix your clock.
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School lunch safety: how to pack a good lunch
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Women in business q&a: tooba marwat, owner, signarama
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Are you intimidated by yoga? get over it and get into the practice
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Smartphone battery explodes after man inexplicably bites into it
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My wife told me she thinks men in camouflage look sexy... i just can't see it.
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If the black man got shot, these guys get fired. secret service guys, cuz you know.
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Why do actors like snooker halls? because that's where they get their best cues.
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H&m's feminist ad completely destroys what it means to be a 'lady'
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Will the yankees' patched-up lineup make the playoffs?
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Daily news: 'only a matter of time' before someone is killed at trump rally
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People think ivanka trump's memorial day popsicles are insensitive
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'going back to mexico would be like returning to nothing': dreamers process daca's end
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You have to kiss a lot of short, black, flamboyant musicians before you can find your prince.
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Coal miner's union wins big victory for retired members
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America's housing crisis is spreading to smaller cities
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Hoda kotb says she's 'not making matt lauer money' on 'today'
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What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat ? 'here kitty kitty kitty' !
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You mama's so skinny ....she can hang glide with a dorito!
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Calm down! i'm not officially late until i actually get there.
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Here's a genius way to respond to anti-semitism
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