CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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It's really hard to balance work, family, and not caring about anything.	true
The maddening reason food waste is on the rise among the rich	false
Honeymoon prank leaves newlyweds with bright pink house (photo)	false
Michelle obama's talbots dress leads our 'cheap celeb finds of the week' (photos)	false
Cat will take your call now: cute/ridiculous animal thing of the day (video)	false
Alexandra ramos committed to tracking calories and lost 174 pounds	false
My computer just said 'hello' to me. i think it might be a dell.	true
Winter- pros: chestnuts roasting. cons: deez nuts freezing.	true
What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? he wipes his ass	true
Knock knock who's there ! abe ! abe who ? abe c d e f g h... !	true
Make the little things count... teach midgets math.	true
U.s. should host 2022 world cup, not qatar	false
What's worse than a plastic bag filled with dead babies? nickelback	true
How do you make a 5yr old cry twice? when you rub your dick on her teddy bear.	true
A very lame hitler wordplay joke. what does hitler hate most about breakfast? the juice.	true
Want to be a better leader? let's follow the science	false
Coffee so strong, you finish the to do list, that you haven't even written yet.	true
My sex face is the same as my first pee in three hours face.	true
It must be so good to speak signal language. you can talk with your mouth full	true
Kids and phones: how do you take your smartphone back from your child?	false
Creative tots: 5 easy art projects to do with toddlers	false
I was changing some fuses at buzzfeed... ... number 14 shocked me.	true
There is nothing wrong with window puns, i just don't like to shed light on them.	true
4 words to solve anything -- part 2	false
Lazy person fact #4523974903 you were too lazy to read that number.	true
Fire at south korean hospital claims dozens of lives	false
What were the last words of king laius? mother fucker.	true
I don't see why everybody wants a white iphone... everyone knows the black ones run faster!	true
I bought a muzzle for my pet duck.... nothing flashy, but it fits the bill.	true
A terrible name for an r&b group would be boyz iv men.	true
What's yellow and lives off dead beetles? yoko ono	true
What do fat people do in the summer? stink	true
The end of splash gay chelsea gay new york new york	false
Ever have sex while camping? it's fucking in tents	true
Kelly clarkson announces new children's book about her daughter	false
Why did julius caesar want to quit politics? all that backstabbing was too much for him.	true
The s7's are exploding as much as muslims in the middle east.	true
Artist turns vintage library of congress photos into awesomely creepy gifs	false
13 reasons we have gratitude for our dads (photos)	false
Tragic sewing accident kills woman and three children... whoops, wrong thread.	true
If i didn't have to pee, i'd probably never get out of bed.	true
What do you call a snail in the sea? a snailor.	true
11 of the best doughnut recipes you've ever seen	false
Why do you never find elephants hiding in trees? because they are really good at it.	true
Hilary swank and brother goof on wine tasters in hilarious prank	false
13 classic photos of phil jackson back when he was the knicks' hipster iconoclast	false
What was the only thing missing from phil hughes' last innings???? -a duck	true
Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 always follows 6!	true
Why is paul walker and rihannas new song the same? they both went up in flames.	true
Why don't blind people like skydiving? it scares the crap out of the dog.	true
Larry lessig believes democracy is screwed. so he's running for president to save it.	false
Jay-z honors colin kaepernick on 'saturday night live'	false
What do you call a redhead with a yeast infection? gingerbread	true
Senate health care bill still on brink of passage as moderate critics lie low	false
Knock knock who's there ! abba ! abba who ? abba'out turn ! quick march!	true
Q: what is a dentist's favorite musical instrument? a: a tuba toothpaste.	true
Uganda's only lgbtq film festival shut down by police	false
A man threw milk at an old woman before... i said how dairy	true
'rupaul's drag race' star ongina talks all things drag	false
My wife: me: that's from both of us	true
I have a magic dog... it's a labracadabrador.	true
President's call for action on inequality rings urgently for latinos	false
Ted cruz says he won't use special force to deport undocumented immigrants	false
What do you get when you mix an elephant and a rhino? hell if i know! (elephino)	true
Would headphones get tangled in space? no, they would knot	true
Our daughter's childhood, 140 characters at a time	false
Photo of cop and his daughter having a tea party is arrestingly adorable	false
3 ideas to solve the inequality crisis in america	false
Why i plan to let my gradeschooler taste alcohol	false
What do you call a dwarf without a mouth? short for words.	true
Eric schneiderman has always been a con man	false
Infographic: the top 5 happiest careers in the u.s.	false
Native american protesters halt pipeline construction near north dakota reservation	false
Why doesn't jesus play hockey? he's scared of getting nailed into the boards	true
I just donated money to help create water reservoirs for families in need. it was money well spent!	true
Bees what kind of scary bees can produce milk? - boo bees	true
I have an asian cat. her name is mi yao.	true
Two tips for suburban motherhood: miranda and mary poppins	false
My bad and i'm sorry mean the same thing unless you're at a funeral.	true
Medical schools for primary care: u.s. news releases top 10 ranking	false
Amazon exec suggests publishers could promote books by slashing prices	false
I found a dead bird outside. it smelt fowl.	true
5 political operatives just hammered women and workers	false
I'll never forget the first time i had sex that's because i kept the receipt!	true
Charlene johnstone, mom with gastroparesis: 'i'm trying not to die' (video)	false
Cancer patient sticks it to disease, says she's 'gangster for life' in farewell message	false
Wrestlemania 29: woman gets back at cheating husband with sign (photo)	false
Thousands of eligible dreamers may miss the deadline to renew protections	false
America’s friends and foes alike ask: who is in charge of u.s. foreign policy?	false
Did you hear about the explosion in the cheese factory? all that was left was de-brie	true
'who makes the game?' donald sterling certainly asked the right question	false
Nasa volcano image captured by radar plane on trip to central and south america	false
I was playing the valve trombone today. i tried to put a mute in, but it charged me.	true
How do you circumcise a hillbilly? kick his mother in the jaw.	true
What's a pedophile's favorite pair of shoes? white vans.	true
Want to know why? or do you want to know z?	true
Man does strip routine in movie theater following 'magic mike xxl' screening	false
12 tweets that reveal the life-changing power of therapy	false
What did o say to q? put that thing away, there's kids around here	true
So you want to talk about ghost in the shell, the whitewashed edition?	false

It's really hard to balance work, family, and not caring about anything.

true

The maddening reason food waste is on the rise among the rich

false

Honeymoon prank leaves newlyweds with bright pink house (photo)

false

Michelle obama's talbots dress leads our 'cheap celeb finds of the week' (photos)

false

Cat will take your call now: cute/ridiculous animal thing of the day (video)

false

Alexandra ramos committed to tracking calories and lost 174 pounds

false

My computer just said 'hello' to me. i think it might be a dell.

true

Winter- pros: chestnuts roasting. cons: deez nuts freezing.

true

What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? he wipes his ass

true

Knock knock who's there ! abe ! abe who ? abe c d e f g h... !

true

Make the little things count... teach midgets math.

true

U.s. should host 2022 world cup, not qatar

false

What's worse than a plastic bag filled with dead babies? nickelback

true

How do you make a 5yr old cry twice? when you rub your dick on her teddy bear.

true

A very lame hitler wordplay joke. what does hitler hate most about breakfast? the *juice*.

true

Want to be a better leader? let's follow the science

false

Coffee so strong, you finish the to do list, that you haven't even written yet.

true

My sex face is the same as my first pee in three hours face.

true

It must be so good to speak signal language. you can talk with your mouth full

true

Kids and phones: how do you take your smartphone back from your child?

false

Creative tots: 5 easy art projects to do with toddlers

false

I was changing some fuses at buzzfeed... ... number 14 shocked me.

true

There is nothing wrong with window puns, i just don't like to shed light on them.

true

4 words to solve anything -- part 2

false

Lazy person fact #4523974903 you were too lazy to read that number.

true

Fire at south korean hospital claims dozens of lives

false

What were the last words of king laius? mother fucker.

true

I don't see why everybody wants a white iphone... everyone knows the black ones run faster!

true

I bought a muzzle for my pet duck.... nothing flashy, but it fits the bill.

true

A terrible name for an r&b group would be boyz iv men.

true

What's yellow and lives off dead beetles? yoko ono

true

What do fat people do in the summer? stink

true

The end of splash gay chelsea gay new york new york

false

Ever have sex while camping? it's fucking in tents

true

Kelly clarkson announces new children's book about her daughter

false

Why did julius caesar want to quit politics? all that backstabbing was too much for him.

true

The s7's are exploding as much as muslims in the middle east.

true

Artist turns vintage library of congress photos into awesomely creepy gifs

false

13 reasons we have gratitude for our dads (photos)

false

Tragic sewing accident kills woman and three children... whoops, wrong thread.

true

If i didn't have to pee, i'd probably never get out of bed.

true

What do you call a snail in the sea? a snailor.

true

11 of the best doughnut recipes you've ever seen

false

Why do you never find elephants hiding in trees? because they are really good at it.

true

Hilary swank and brother goof on wine tasters in hilarious prank

false

13 classic photos of phil jackson back when he was the knicks' hipster iconoclast

false

What was the only thing missing from phil hughes' last innings???? -a duck

true

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 always follows 6!

true

Why is paul walker and rihannas new song the same? they both went up in flames.

true

Why don't blind people like skydiving? it scares the crap out of the dog.

true

Larry lessig believes democracy is screwed. so he's running for president to save it.

false

Jay-z honors colin kaepernick on 'saturday night live'

false

What do you call a redhead with a yeast infection? gingerbread

true

Senate health care bill still on brink of passage as moderate critics lie low

false

Knock knock who's there ! abba ! abba who ? abba'out turn ! quick march!

true

Q: what is a dentist's favorite musical instrument? a: a tuba toothpaste.

true

Uganda's only lgbtq film festival shut down by police

false

A man threw milk at an old woman before... i said how dairy

true

'rupaul's drag race' star ongina talks all things drag

false

My wife: me: that's from both of us

true

I have a magic dog... it's a labracadabrador.

true

President's call for action on inequality rings urgently for latinos

false

Ted cruz says he won't use special force to deport undocumented immigrants

false

What do you get when you mix an elephant and a rhino? hell if i know! (elephino)

true

Would headphones get tangled in space? no, they would knot

true

Our daughter's childhood, 140 characters at a time

false

Photo of cop and his daughter having a tea party is arrestingly adorable

false

3 ideas to solve the inequality crisis in america

false

Why i plan to let my gradeschooler taste alcohol

false

What do you call a dwarf without a mouth? short for words.

true

Eric schneiderman has always been a con man

false

Infographic: the top 5 happiest careers in the u.s.

false

Native american protesters halt pipeline construction near north dakota reservation

false

Why doesn't jesus play hockey? he's scared of getting nailed into the boards

true

I just donated money to help create water reservoirs for families in need. it was money well spent!

true

Bees what kind of scary bees can produce milk? - boo bees

true

I have an asian cat. her name is mi yao.

true

Two tips for suburban motherhood: miranda and mary poppins

false

My bad and i'm sorry mean the same thing unless you're at a funeral.

true

Medical schools for primary care: u.s. news releases top 10 ranking

false

Amazon exec suggests publishers could promote books by slashing prices

false

I found a dead bird outside. it smelt fowl.

true

5 political operatives just hammered women and workers

false

I'll never forget the first time i had sex that's because i kept the receipt!

true

Charlene johnstone, mom with gastroparesis: 'i'm trying not to die' (video)

false

Cancer patient sticks it to disease, says she's 'gangster for life' in farewell message

false

Wrestlemania 29: woman gets back at cheating husband with sign (photo)

false

Thousands of eligible dreamers may miss the deadline to renew protections

false

America’s friends and foes alike ask: who is in charge of u.s. foreign policy?

false

Did you hear about the explosion in the cheese factory? all that was left was de-brie

true

'who makes the game?' donald sterling certainly asked the right question

false

Nasa volcano image captured by radar plane on trip to central and south america

false

I was playing the valve trombone today. i tried to put a mute in, but it charged me.

true

How do you circumcise a hillbilly? kick his mother in the jaw.

true

What's a pedophile's favorite pair of shoes? white vans.

true

Want to know why? or do you want to know z?

true

Man does strip routine in movie theater following 'magic mike xxl' screening

false

12 tweets that reveal the life-changing power of therapy

false

What did o say to q? put that thing away, there's kids around here

true

So you want to talk about ghost in the shell, the whitewashed edition?

false