CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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Protesters blame karzai for creating afghanistan election crisis	false
Opinions are like mixtapes... i don't want to hear yours.	true
Can i use cash to pay for a new electric car? no, you have to charge it.	true
Did you hear about the man who faked leprosy to get charity handouts? it was a leper con.	true
A woman says to her cat go and make me a sandwich the cat says me? how?	true
Plot twist: luke, i am your mother. - yoda	true
Trump white house bars news organizations from press briefing	false
Til that during wwii 3 u.s. submarines sank due to friendly fire. whoops, wrong sub.	true
Marco rubio backs rex tillerson for secretary of state	false
Salesman: that suit looks nice. it fits like a bandage. customer: thanks. i bought it by accident.	true
Give me your best jokes regarding or featuring animals. for science.	true
Twitter was distracted by trump's super long necktie last night	false
What do you call a dictionary that smokes weed? high definition	true
Money & divorce: keeping it together when your marriage falls apart	false
What sentence is vastly shorter after you remove one word from it? child porn	true
Dna storage advance: entire genetics textbook encoded in less than one trillionth of a gram	false
Chawanmushi: the japanese egg custard recipe we love (video)	false
Why are brides so happy on their wedding days? no more blowjobs.	true
Interior whistleblower quits, lambastes ryan zinke's 'resume of failure'	false
This nyc circus bill has the meat industry scared	false
Waiter: what dressing would you like on your salad? me: ice cream	true
What do you call a constipated german? farfrompoopin	true
Ralph northam rejects his 'family's heritage' over monuments, virginia gop charges	false
Hey vegans. making a salad is not cooking. making a salad is assembling.	true
Thanksgiving thoughts for parents of pre-college and college kids	false
Why are the best accountants twins from prague? because they always double czech their work!	true
1 dead, 7 injured in shooting at san diego-area swimming pool	false
Could letting go be the secret to happiness in 2014?	false
The basics of male masturbation are easy to grasp.	true
Lawmakers are again fighting over drilling in the fragile arctic wildlife refuge	false
I like my women how i like my cars safe and reliable	true
Mom makes a heart-wrenching case for why tips matter so much to families	false
8 ways to roast chicken with compound butters from around the world	false
Anti-trump protest in san diego ends in fights, arrests	false
How many kids with adhd does it take to change a lightbulb? let's go ride our bikes!	true
Tia mowry's cute family photo serves as an adorable pregnancy announcement	false
Why do indigenous people hate snow? it's white and on their land.	true
Couple of the year countdown: eric holder and dr. sharon malone	false
Letterman remembers his friend of 38 years in touching tribute	false
Polish lawmakers approve controversial holocaust bill despite international criticism	false
Dana cole's gps guide for focusing on your wellness	false
I joined a cribbage cult recently they practice peggin' rituals	true
Kate moss fan art: from handkerchiefs to clothing, the supermodel inspires etsy tributes (photos)	false
Watch: restaurant thinks it won powerball, then reality hits hard	false
I used to be a banker... but then i lost interest.	true
11 secrets our kids have shared that will make you cringe	false
How subway dancing became a new york art form -- and a crime	false
Superman and a boy alone in new york city	false
Out of the woods: the tale you tell in 2015	false
Keystone xl decision may not come until later in the year, u.s. official says	false
Are you involved in isis? because i'm falling head over heels for you.	true
How do you recycle a condom? turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it.	true
Did you hear about the protestors killing the circus? they went straight for the juggler.	true
I tried making jokes about fat people ... but none of them worked out.	true
What is the difference between a duck? one of it's legs are both the same.	true
What do you call a civil rights activists who's also a shower sponge? martin loofah king	true
My twin brother is a retarded thief. he stole my chromosome.	true
It's a bird! it's a plane!... what the hell were those two so excited about?	true
What is the most sensitive part of your body when masturbating? your ears	true
In marlee roberts' debut feature, little miss perfect, beauty and beast collide	false
Anthony anderson recalls the time he was mistaken for idris elba	false
Melania trump called out for anti-bullying campaign that ignores her husband's actions	false
If 2 vegetarians argue... ... do they have beef?	true
7 ways to have a better workout this week	false
Rinkins report: bill cosby reflects on entertainment and education	false
What would you get if you crossed a snowman and a vampire? frostbite !	true
Prediction: facebook hits 2 billion users in 2014	false
What animal has more lives than a cat? a frog...because it croaks every night	true
You want to know what marriage is like? think of a prison... now don't change anything.	true
Brown entertainers are having a moment and it’s f*cking awesome	false
We really need to respect organ donors... it takes guts to do what they do! (i'm sorry)	true
Don't tell coal country, 'that's what you get for voting for trump.'	false
I hate all these posts they're so last year	true
A nurse found a rectal thermometer in her pocket and thought... some asshole's got my pen	true
Kids are like debit cards. i get yelled at when i accidentally leave them at the store.	true
Police attacked in several states in wake of police killings	false
See the stars that wowed us on this week's best dressed list	false
'kate moss: the making of an icon,' new book reveals vintage photos	false
Healthy breakfast ideas: what pro athletes eat in the morning	false
Hillary's proposal for paid family leave will likely look like this	false
Even these gop presidential candidates agree with elizabeth warren on obama's trade deal	false
How to wear your boyfriends jeans all week long	false
What did the new zealand naval officer say to his crew? all hands on dick....	true
How does hillary clinton say goodbye? seizure later!	true
Dracula had impeccable hair for a guy who couldn't see himself in a mirror.	true
What do you call 4 mexicans in a boat with a whole in it? quattro cinco	true
Jimmy fallon's makeup skills tested by drew barrymore in game of 'russian rouge-ette' (video)	false
How comics can help us understand the refugee crisis	false
Never underestimate the power of the web. -charlotte	true
China's new big brother law is a clone of the west's bad ideas	false
What is a male porn actor's favorite one hit wonder song? come on eileen.	true
How bacteria stay in contact while they're in jail? they exchange cell numbers.	true
A moonshot in education innovation: amsterdam goes bottoms up	false
Hey procter & gamble, what happened to dad?	false
5 great, affordable beaches in latin america (photos)	false
Missouri congresswoman: eric greitens 'is unfit to lead our state'	false
Breaion king's arrest reminds us black women face police brutality, too	false
Antarctica's winds are the horsemen of cold (photos)	false
How did i win a super smash bros. brawl tournament? i met a knight	true
Ever since i read an article about the danger of smoking i stopped reading.	true

Protesters blame karzai for creating afghanistan election crisis

false

Opinions are like mixtapes... i don't want to hear yours.

true

Can i use cash to pay for a new electric car? no, you have to charge it.

true

Did you hear about the man who faked leprosy to get charity handouts? it was a leper con.

true

A woman says to her cat go and make me a sandwich the cat says me? how?

true

Plot twist: luke, i am your mother. - yoda

true

Trump white house bars news organizations from press briefing

false

Til that during wwii 3 u.s. submarines sank due to friendly fire. whoops, wrong sub.

true

Marco rubio backs rex tillerson for secretary of state

false

Salesman: that suit looks nice. it fits like a bandage. customer: thanks. i bought it by accident.

true

Give me your best jokes regarding or featuring animals. for science.

true

Twitter was distracted by trump's super long necktie last night

false

What do you call a dictionary that smokes weed? high definition

true

Money & divorce: keeping it together when your marriage falls apart

false

What sentence is vastly shorter after you remove one word from it? child porn

true

Dna storage advance: entire genetics textbook encoded in less than one trillionth of a gram

false

Chawanmushi: the japanese egg custard recipe we love (video)

false

Why are brides so happy on their wedding days? no more blowjobs.

true

Interior whistleblower quits, lambastes ryan zinke's 'resume of failure'

false

This nyc circus bill has the meat industry scared

false

Waiter: what dressing would you like on your salad? me: ice cream

true

What do you call a constipated german? *farfrompoopin*

true

Ralph northam rejects his 'family's heritage' over monuments, virginia gop charges

false

Hey vegans. making a salad is not cooking. making a salad is assembling.

true

Thanksgiving thoughts for parents of pre-college and college kids

false

Why are the best accountants twins from prague? because they always double czech their work!

true

1 dead, 7 injured in shooting at san diego-area swimming pool

false

Could letting go be the secret to happiness in 2014?

false

The basics of male masturbation are easy to grasp.

true

Lawmakers are again fighting over drilling in the fragile arctic wildlife refuge

false

I like my women how i like my cars safe and reliable

true

Mom makes a heart-wrenching case for why tips matter so much to families

false

8 ways to roast chicken with compound butters from around the world

false

Anti-trump protest in san diego ends in fights, arrests

false

How many kids with adhd does it take to change a lightbulb? let's go ride our bikes!

true

Tia mowry's cute family photo serves as an adorable pregnancy announcement

false

Why do indigenous people hate snow? it's white and on their land.

true

Couple of the year countdown: eric holder and dr. sharon malone

false

Letterman remembers his friend of 38 years in touching tribute

false

Polish lawmakers approve controversial holocaust bill despite international criticism

false

Dana cole's gps guide for focusing on your wellness

false

I joined a cribbage cult recently they practice peggin' rituals

true

Kate moss fan art: from handkerchiefs to clothing, the supermodel inspires etsy tributes (photos)

false

Watch: restaurant thinks it won powerball, then reality hits hard

false

I used to be a banker... but then i lost interest.

true

11 secrets our kids have shared that will make you cringe

false

How subway dancing became a new york art form -- and a crime

false

Superman and a boy alone in new york city

false

Out of the woods: the tale you tell in 2015

false

Keystone xl decision may not come until later in the year, u.s. official says

false

Are you involved in isis? because i'm falling head over heels for you.

true

How do you recycle a condom? turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it.

true

Did you hear about the protestors killing the circus? they went straight for the juggler.

true

I tried making jokes about fat people ... but none of them worked out.

true

What is the difference between a duck? one of it's legs are both the same.

true

What do you call a civil rights activists who's also a shower sponge? martin loofah king

true

My twin brother is a retarded thief. he stole my chromosome.

true

It's a bird! it's a plane!... what the hell were those two so excited about?

true

What is the most sensitive part of your body when masturbating? your ears

true

In marlee roberts' debut feature, little miss perfect, beauty and beast collide

false

Anthony anderson recalls the time he was mistaken for idris elba

false

Melania trump called out for anti-bullying campaign that ignores her husband's actions

false

If 2 vegetarians argue... ... do they have beef?

true

7 ways to have a better workout this week

false

Rinkins report: bill cosby reflects on entertainment and education

false

What would you get if you crossed a snowman and a vampire? frostbite !

true

Prediction: facebook hits 2 billion users in 2014

false

What animal has more lives than a cat? a frog...because it croaks every night

true

You want to know what marriage is like? think of a prison... now don't change anything.

true

Brown entertainers are having a moment and it’s f*cking awesome

false

We really need to respect organ donors... it takes guts to do what they do! (i'm sorry)

true

Don't tell coal country, 'that's what you get for voting for trump.'

false

I hate all these posts they're so last year

true

A nurse found a rectal thermometer in her pocket and thought... some asshole's got my pen

true

Kids are like debit cards. i get yelled at when i accidentally leave them at the store.

true

Police attacked in several states in wake of police killings

false

See the stars that wowed us on this week's best dressed list

false

'kate moss: the making of an icon,' new book reveals vintage photos

false

Healthy breakfast ideas: what pro athletes eat in the morning

false

Hillary's proposal for paid family leave will likely look like this

false

Even these gop presidential candidates agree with elizabeth warren on obama's trade deal

false

How to wear your boyfriends jeans all week long

false

What did the new zealand naval officer say to his crew? all hands on dick....

true

How does hillary clinton say goodbye? seizure later!

true

Dracula had impeccable hair for a guy who couldn't see himself in a mirror.

true

What do you call 4 mexicans in a boat with a whole in it? quattro cinco

true

Jimmy fallon's makeup skills tested by drew barrymore in game of 'russian rouge-ette' (video)

false

How comics can help us understand the refugee crisis

false

Never underestimate the power of the web. -charlotte

true

China's new big brother law is a clone of the west's bad ideas

false

What is a male porn actor's favorite one hit wonder song? come on eileen.

true

How bacteria stay in contact while they're in jail? they exchange cell numbers.

true

A moonshot in education innovation: amsterdam goes bottoms up

false

Hey procter & gamble, what happened to dad?

false

5 great, affordable beaches in latin america (photos)

false

Missouri congresswoman: eric greitens 'is unfit to lead our state'

false

Breaion king's arrest reminds us black women face police brutality, too

false

Antarctica's winds are the horsemen of cold (photos)

false

How did i win a super smash bros. brawl tournament? i met a knight

true

Ever since i read an article about the danger of smoking i stopped reading.

true