CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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The time trump slammed 'black-ish' for being a 'racist' show	false
What's the hardest part of a gardener's job? getting to the root of the problem.	true
Spanish commentator absolutely loses it over country's first olympic medal	false
Amber rose's childhood photo will give you hope for the future	false
Trip to monopoli: do not pass go, do not collect $200	false
Kosciuszko park gang rape: 2 women allegedly assaulted by nearly a dozen juveniles	false
Judge says you can't lock up people on probation for being poor	false
Why do north americans hate playing chess? cause they lack the towers.	true
Activists hope pope can change climate conversation in washington	false
Why is leather armor the best for sneaking? because it's made of hide	true
What did the nsa agent say when the blizzard hit? looks like we're snowed in.	true
My toddler appears to know a magic spell to transform any space into a hoarders episode.	true
In the spirit of the season: charity and vintage port	false
I tried to learn how to drive a stick shift but i couldn't locate the manual.	true
What's the difference between jews and harry potter? harry potter escaped the chamber	true
Scottie nell hughes called molotov cocktail a 'mazel tov cocktail' on cnn	false
5 things you should never say to a new mom	false
We will not deviate from our moral heritage	false
What do you call a blonde that dyed her hair brown? artificial intelligence.	true
Burning barricades, a tiananmen vigil and d-day on normandy's beaches: week in photos	false
Frank sinatra once told donald trump to 'go f**k yourself,' new book claims	false
What do you find in a church's bathroom? holy shit.	true
Ecuador declares emergency after volcano erupts near capital	false
So my pen died today... unfortunately, it was decapitated.	true
Where do americans buy their groceries in afghanistan? at the infideli counter.	true
An open letter to the president of the united states. dear mr. president i know where you live.	true
What is a east indian child's favourite game? hide and go sikh	true
What kind of jokes do filipinos make? punny ones	true
One terrorist says to another: did you hear, malala is single?... ...you should take a shot.	true
My retirement plan is to die young and broke.	true
John calipari was super duper pumped to see the pope	false
Roses are red violets are red grass are red i think my lawn is on fire	true
Maisie williams adds a hollywood legend to arya stark’s 'kill list'	false
If dracula was gay... ...he'd be a fruit bat.	true
I can tell how uncomfortable a person is just by hugging them for 17 minutes.	true
What do you call a snake with a degree in engineering? a boa constructor	true
All the living former u.s. presidents rally to help hurricane victims	false
I probably wouldn't even use the gym if i were in prison.	true
Your mom is like a vacuum cleaner. she sucks balls and then gets laid in the closet.	true
I'd hit that! -- me gazing at rock bottom	true
I just watched a documentary about ships... ...riveting...	true
Live like a local in koh phangan, thailand	false
Gwyneth paltrow: ex-husband chris martin is now 'like my brother'	false
Watch john legend show the world chrissy teigen's underwear drawer	false
Stanford's research provides hope for patients with narcolepsy	false
How do salespeople traditionally greet each other? hi. nice to meet you. i'm better than you.	true
State department embraces cities as key to meeting climate goals	false
My girlfriend says i can't visualise things i can't imagine why.	true
What? huh? talk louder. nope, still nothing. -5 minutes after receiving the deaf penalty	true
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question? -	true
For lack of a better word... buy a thesaurus	true
I heard that being the one to circumcise elephants doesn't pay too well but the tips are huge!!	true
Melania trump condemns donald's comments, says people should vote for him anyway	false
Why the nation’s premier health care wonk has given up on congress	false
Virginia supreme court rules against restoring voting rights to 200,000 ex-offenders	false
Lakeside wildlife haven and raj opulence in south india	false
Did you ever blow bubbles as a kid? well, he's back in town and wants your number	true
Spinach recipes for when you're sick of kale	false
Weekend box office: 'warm bodies' wins opening weekend while 'bullet to the head' stumbles	false
How views on guns have changed since the parkland shooting	false
Jimmy fallon and justin bieber's secret handshake puts all others to shame	false
Tom cotton wants to make medicare doubly dead... attacks from two fronts	false
In a few years its gonna be really cold hands them mixtape you're gone need this	true
The coolest looking bridges in the world (photos)	false
Normal people are the most fucked up people you will ever meet.	true
Interviewer: may we contact your previous employers? me: lol you could try	true
I've never met a weekend that i didn't like.	true
What do you call a truck with only five mexican passengers? under capacity	true
What's a japanese person's hangover cure? soba noodles	true
I have a love-hate relationship with my wife... i love her, she hates me! ho-ho!	true
A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall off a cliff... ba dum tss!	true
Jimmy kimmel brings down the house with some advice for donald trump jr.	false
How do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back ? a stick	true
Car plunges off 200-foot sea cliff on hawaii's hana highway	false
Evan rachel wood says 'westworld' season 1 finale will blow your mind	false
What does a lifeguard and a manager of a curves have in common? they both watch whales.	true
I sold my vacuum the other day... all it was doing was collecting dust!	true
Weekend my life is a constant cycle of waiting for the weekend.	true
New map proves astronauts really are tweeting the best pictures of earth	false
I started a company.. ...with my wife. then my sister in law joined us, now it's a crowd.	true
Crazy ex-girlfriends are like a box of chocolate... they'll kill your dog.	true
Chris christie slammed over beach debacle by his own running mate	false
What do yo call a gay dinosaur that's a transgendered bottom? trannysoreass!	true
Pumpkin seed recipes: ways to use jack-o-lantern leftovers (photos)	false
The issue again won't be loretta lynch but president obama	false
What do ryan giggs and imogen thomas have in common? i'm not allowed to tell you	true
How many feminists does it takes to change a lightbulb? one. ###and it's not funny!!!	true
Powerball jackpot at $214 million; next drawing saturday nov. 17	false
Penelope cruz cover is basically a repeat of all her past ones (but we're not complaining)	false
'started from the bottom': drake releases a new track	false
Conjunctivitis.com now that's a site for sore eye's!	true
Your smartphone may be tracking your every move	false
4 classic italian wines that are easily available in the u.s.	false
Invite 100 european guides into your home and get ready for fun	false
I beat my chess opponent in less than five moves with a baseball bat.	true
Watch: this high schooler's reverse 360 dunk just isn't fair	false
What's the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer the taste	true
I'd like to give a shout out to the sidewalk.... for keeping me off the streets.	true
Not everyone has the tools to become rich: how our childhood shapes our ability to succeed	false
I recently got a job in the fast food industry, changed my name to fedora everyone tips fedora!	true

The time trump slammed 'black-ish' for being a 'racist' show

false

What's the hardest part of a gardener's job? getting to the root of the problem.

true

Spanish commentator absolutely loses it over country's first olympic medal

false

Amber rose's childhood photo will give you hope for the future

false

Trip to monopoli: do not pass go, do not collect $200

false

Kosciuszko park gang rape: 2 women allegedly assaulted by nearly a dozen juveniles

false

Judge says you can't lock up people on probation for being poor

false

Why do north americans hate playing chess? cause they lack the towers.

true

Activists hope pope can change climate conversation in washington

false

Why is leather armor the best for sneaking? because it's made of hide

true

What did the nsa agent say when the blizzard hit? looks like we're snowed in.

true

My toddler appears to know a magic spell to transform any space into a hoarders episode.

true

In the spirit of the season: charity and vintage port

false

I tried to learn how to drive a stick shift but i couldn't locate the manual.

true

What's the difference between jews and harry potter? harry potter escaped the chamber

true

Scottie nell hughes called molotov cocktail a 'mazel tov cocktail' on cnn

false

5 things you should never say to a new mom

false

We will not deviate from our moral heritage

false

What do you call a blonde that dyed her hair brown? artificial intelligence.

true

Burning barricades, a tiananmen vigil and d-day on normandy's beaches: week in photos

false

Frank sinatra once told donald trump to 'go f**k yourself,' new book claims

false

What do you find in a church's bathroom? holy shit.

true

Ecuador declares emergency after volcano erupts near capital

false

So my pen died today... unfortunately, it was decapitated.

true

Where do americans buy their groceries in afghanistan? at the infideli counter.

true

An open letter to the president of the united states. dear mr. president i know where you live.

true

What is a east indian child's favourite game? hide and go sikh

true

What kind of jokes do filipinos make? punny ones

true

One terrorist says to another: did you hear, malala is single?... ...you should take a shot.

true

My retirement plan is to die young and broke.

true

John calipari was super duper pumped to see the pope

false

Roses are red violets are red grass are red i think my lawn is on fire

true

Maisie williams adds a hollywood legend to arya stark’s 'kill list'

false

If dracula was gay... ...he'd be a fruit bat.

true

I can tell how uncomfortable a person is just by hugging them for 17 minutes.

true

What do you call a snake with a degree in engineering? a boa constructor

true

All the living former u.s. presidents rally to help hurricane victims

false

I probably wouldn't even use the gym if i were in prison.

true

Your mom is like a vacuum cleaner. she sucks balls and then gets laid in the closet.

true

I'd hit that! -- me gazing at rock bottom

true

I just watched a documentary about ships... ...riveting...

true

Live like a local in koh phangan, thailand

false

Gwyneth paltrow: ex-husband chris martin is now 'like my brother'

false

Watch john legend show the world chrissy teigen's underwear drawer

false

Stanford's research provides hope for patients with narcolepsy

false

How do salespeople traditionally greet each other? hi. nice to meet you. i'm better than you.

true

State department embraces cities as key to meeting climate goals

false

My girlfriend says i can't visualise things i can't imagine why.

true

What? huh? talk louder. nope, still nothing. -5 minutes after receiving the deaf penalty

true

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question? -

true

For lack of a better word... buy a thesaurus

true

I heard that being the one to circumcise elephants doesn't pay too well but the tips are huge!!

true

Melania trump condemns donald's comments, says people should vote for him anyway

false

Why the nation’s premier health care wonk has given up on congress

false

Virginia supreme court rules against restoring voting rights to 200,000 ex-offenders

false

Lakeside wildlife haven and raj opulence in south india

false

Did you ever blow bubbles as a kid? well, he's back in town and wants your number

true

Spinach recipes for when you're sick of kale

false

Weekend box office: 'warm bodies' wins opening weekend while 'bullet to the head' stumbles

false

How views on guns have changed since the parkland shooting

false

Jimmy fallon and justin bieber's secret handshake puts all others to shame

false

Tom cotton wants to make medicare doubly dead... attacks from two fronts

false

In a few years its gonna be really cold *hands them mixtape* you're gone need this

true

The coolest looking bridges in the world (photos)

false

Normal people are the most fucked up people you will ever meet.

true

Interviewer: may we contact your previous employers? me: lol you could try

true

I've never met a weekend that i didn't like.

true

What do you call a truck with only five mexican passengers? under capacity

true

What's a japanese person's hangover cure? soba noodles

true

I have a love-hate relationship with my wife... i love her, she hates me! ho-ho!

true

A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall off a cliff... ba dum tss!

true

Jimmy kimmel brings down the house with some advice for donald trump jr.

false

How do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back ? a stick

true

Car plunges off 200-foot sea cliff on hawaii's hana highway

false

Evan rachel wood says 'westworld' season 1 finale will blow your mind

false

What does a lifeguard and a manager of a curves have in common? they both watch whales.

true

I sold my vacuum the other day... all it was doing was collecting dust!

true

Weekend my life is a constant cycle of waiting for the weekend.

true

New map proves astronauts really are tweeting the best pictures of earth

false

I started a company.. ...with my wife. then my sister in law joined us, now it's a crowd.

true

Crazy ex-girlfriends are like a box of chocolate... they'll kill your dog.

true

Chris christie slammed over beach debacle by his own running mate

false

What do yo call a gay dinosaur that's a transgendered bottom? trannysoreass!

true

Pumpkin seed recipes: ways to use jack-o-lantern leftovers (photos)

false

The issue again won't be loretta lynch but president obama

false

What do ryan giggs and imogen thomas have in common? i'm not allowed to tell you

true

How many feminists does it takes to change a lightbulb? one. ###and it's not funny!!!

true

Powerball jackpot at $214 million; next drawing saturday nov. 17

false

Penelope cruz cover is basically a repeat of all her past ones (but we're not complaining)

false

'started from the bottom': drake releases a new track

false

Conjunctivitis.com now that's a site for sore eye's!

true

Your smartphone may be tracking your every move

false

4 classic italian wines that are easily available in the u.s.

false

Invite 100 european guides into your home and get ready for fun

false

I beat my chess opponent in less than five moves with a baseball bat.

true

Watch: this high schooler's reverse 360 dunk just isn't fair

false

What's the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer the taste

true

I'd like to give a shout out to the sidewalk.... for keeping me off the streets.

true

Not everyone has the tools to become rich: how our childhood shapes our ability to succeed

false

I recently got a job in the fast food industry, changed my name to fedora everyone tips fedora!

true