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Why is donald trump such a surprise? people did nazi him coming.
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My life was depressing and miserable but i turned that around, now it's miserable and depressing.
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How donald trump’s pick for health secretary could really hurt the lgbtq community
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The internet is obsessed with this man carrying around 30 gallons of frosting
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What is it called when a chemist has a really great winter break? litmus
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What is it called when weather in central america breaks the news? a topical climate.
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Senate's new plan to repeal but not replace obamacare is dead
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Trump campaign manager corey lewandowski will oversee the vice-presidential search
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*throws caution to the wind* *blows right back into face*
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It’s not just trump, federal law enforcement is not very focused on far-right extremism
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My local police stations toilet was stolen.... the cops have nothing to go on.
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It's funny how your tweets are funnier now that i know you're hot. -everyone on twitter
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12 top religious leaders on why we need an open internet
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What did the tumblr user do when she got arthritis? massage a knee.
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Wise people think all they say, fools say all they think.
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Iran says it has options if nuclear deal fails
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Cheating signs: 20 indications your partner may be cheating on you
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What is the best way to deal with anger?
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Who would guess that people will fight to get into trains heading for german camps.
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What's the difference between new york city and the land of mordor? two towers.
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Acupuncture could relieve dry mouth in head and neck cancer patients, study suggests
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Knock knock who's there? hatch. hatch who? bless you.
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I'm mexican and my teacher asked me to turn in my essay. but i ain't no snitch.
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7 inspirational quotes that remind us to find comfort in our homes (photos)
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Ebola walks into a bar.... ....and all of west africa
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I like my games like i like my women cheap and used
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Umass students' hold 's**t in' demanding gender neutral bathrooms
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Why do mermaids wear seashells? because their boobs are too big for b-shells.
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Why do young adults start smoking? researchers identify 3 risk factors
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My girlfriend told me to roleplay as her daddy. so i left her.
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Getting grey hair hurts less when you say you're sprouting tinsel instead.
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What do you call a group of hookers? a whorde.
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What is the difference between a gay mans mustache and a straight mans mustache? andwer: the smell.
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Rosario dawson's undercut: awesome or awful? (photos, poll)
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Being a new york jets fan is like watching titanic every sunday and cheering for the boat.
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Taylor swift's bff todrick hall says she's 'very sensitive' to criticism
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A new hair trend, badass hats and more accessories we loved this week
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How about four new scalias on the supreme court
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A bird can fly... but a fly can't bird.
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Gas pipeline accident kills 1, injures 2 in louisiana
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Why do cows from the south make the best sandwiches? because they are in bread.
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Sean hannity wants roseanne on his show so bad he offered to let her host
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David harbour just made another amazing twitter promise to a fan
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California makes history, calls on insurance companies to divest from coal
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H&m's 'fashion family' advocates matching mother-daughter outfits (video)
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*forgets to talk to friends for 4 weeks*
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I wrote a really cheesy joke today... kso you're probably wondering what the joke is.
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How many jews does it take to kill jesus? you can't kill a myth.
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Same sex marriage, taxes and winning the lottery
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Another top gop congressman is calling it quits
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Every song on kendrick lamar's new album is charting on billboard's hot 100
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Amy adams golden globes dress 2013: see her red carpet look! (photos)
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Sad trump cake inspires the best memes of the election
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Why did hitler suicide? because he saw the gas expense
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If i watch a meteor shower does it feel violated? (x-post shittyaskscience)
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Michigan teen believes shirt was left on her car windshield as a trap
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What did the mexican-american say when two houses landed on him? get off me holmes!
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What do you get when you combine avogadro's number of avocados? guacamole!
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Virginia catholic priest opens up about his past in the ku klux klan
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Wildest alaska: i swear by my tattoo (photos)
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The killer questionnaire? what fans of whodunnit? are dying to know
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Trump's north korea red line could come back to haunt him
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More than half of doctors support national legalization of marijuana, survey shows
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Would the nfl owners really listen to kaepernick?
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You're drinking beer wrong: 7 reasons basic pint glasses suck
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What month was king kong born in? ape-ril
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Brendan fraser says he was groped by former hfpa president
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I had a sip of the milky way galaxy. it turns out i'm galactose intolerant.
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North korean human rights: it's time to end impunity for human rights violators
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How do you get a blonde to marry you? tell her she's pregnant.
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Can a ninja throw any pointy object with lethal accuracy ? shuriken
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What do you get when you mix a penis with a bug a cockroach
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Woman who spent 2 months in solitary confinement for being transgender scores legal victory
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Why did the rabbi walk into the bar? because he likes oldfashioned jokes.
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The bold italic's office space designed by kelly malone on california home+design (photos)
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Why did the mushroom go to the party? he was a fun-gui!
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How do you start a rave in ethiopia? tie a piece of bread to the roof..
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Obamacare coders working down to the wire to fix online glitches
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14 ski resort events delivering holiday cheer this season
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How to ride an escalator: -step 1 -now just chill for a bit
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There's now a morning after pill for guys. it changes your blood type.
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What if fox news is just an 18 year long infomercial for teeth whitener?
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You know what i hate? people that start their statements with rhetorical questions.
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Cooking off the cuff: making a meal of it ('it' being cauliflower)
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I haven't talked to my wife in three weeks. i didn't want to interrupt her.
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Judicial correction services kevin egan criticizes judge suspending harpersville probation
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Why is yoda afraid of 7? because 9, 7 8.
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Lpt: if a stranger offers you drugs... say thank you!, as drugs are expensive.
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Republicans happy to have trump distract the press as they move their agenda
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Former la mayor antonio villaraigosa is running for california governor
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Rise of machines in surgery lowers costs, improves patient outcomes
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Watch: nebraska's wild, last-minute touchdown was 58 yards of game-winning power
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Andrew wiggins demoralizes 7-footer with potential dunk of the year
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Wonder what facebook employees do to waste time at work?
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I was gonna tell a pedophile joke but i always come in a little behind.
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What do you call a dumb seal? an imbeseal
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Time really flies by. seems like only yesterday i was just a young apprentice-bater.
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What did the peruvian defense lawyer say to the peruvian prosecutor? peruve it!
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My wife hates it when i introduce her as my ex-girlfriend.
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*gets pulled over* officer: how high are u me: no officer, it's hi, how are u
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