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Rejoice: the trailer for andie macdowell and chris o'dowd's mother-son movie is here
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Let's call the conspiracy theories about hillary's health what they are
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The hypocrisy behind mississippi's resistance to marriage equality
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Roses get the 'kill bill' treatment in breathtaking slow-motion video
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Christian bale: we’d be better off if ‘white dudes’ weren’t running everything
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What did the homeless man get for christmas? hungry.
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I'm like a fireman, i turn the hoes on.
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Why did the redditor cross the subreddit? to recycle a joke from the other side.
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Trump is still #1 in polls after the republican debate oh wait, wrong sub-forum.
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Watch jimmy fallon and glenn close eat spaghetti with whisks
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What's black and white and goes on eight wheels? a nun on roller skates. - kills self
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In the future the only two jobs left are uber driver and escape room planner.
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Exercise bacon shirt has given us a new work-out plan (photo)
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Why doesn't hitler like jewish wivern's? because they're a dragon the state
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I feel bad for that goober from the mucinex commercials. it's not his fault he's a little snot.
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Gus kenworthy shuts down homophobic twitter troll in olympic medal-worthy style
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Get ready! mormon lgbt superheroes could soon be a reality
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What is it about public bathrooms that brings out the white supremacist artist in people?
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Q: what dinosaur loves pancakes? a: a tri-syrup-tops.
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I like the way you weigh the way i like you.
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What did the black pedophile say? hey kid, wanna help me snatch some candy?
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'roe v. wade' play shows how much is at stake for young women today
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How to fly through airport security: 7 tips for a speedy screening
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What's the most disappointing country in the middle east? oman
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Country living appraises a circa-1941 steelcraft toy bus: what's the worth?
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Facebook a place where couples wish they were single and the singles wish they were couples.
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More than just versailles: grand châteaux near paris
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Jaime king's preppy ensemble: look of the day (photos)
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Cute kid note of the day: why being a girl is wonderful
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How bout a fortune cookie that tells you not to take advice from shitty dessert.
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How did hitler pick up jewish girls? with a dustpan...
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Rogue twitter employee deletes donald trump’s account on last day
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Jameis winston is even better than we thought
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What's the best part of a baker's body? their buns.
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Ensuring the voices of government reflect the people they represent
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Naomi judd opens up to katie couric about health benefits of mind-body practice
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I don't normally cook. how much vodka do you add to the mashed potatoes?
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Sorry, everyone -- joe arpaio is not running for governor
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Kanye & drake appear on the same song for the first time in forever
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When is a pig an ecologist? when he recycles garbage into ham.
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Are you healed or whole? how to tell the difference
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Army officer recommends no jail time for bergdahl
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It was the busta rhymes, it was the worsta rhymes
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Someone told me: don't fall in love, you might get hurt. i said: don't live, you might die..
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Why does al gore hate oil spills? they get all over the sheets.
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What's the biggest type of tree? a country.
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Why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get to hungary.
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Unique engagement rings from our readers that will make you swoon
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If kevin spacey doesn't sign his name like this kevin e then he's pretty damn stupid...
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What do you call a hurtful play on words? a punjab.
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Puppy bowl 2012: video highlights from game day
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Hidden costs from our dependence on fossil fuels
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How did dairy queen get pregnant? burger king forgot to wrap his whopper.
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Someone called me selfish and then paused as if they expected me to argue.
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How gardening helps mental health: the benefits of nature in therapy
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Know why jedi don't get married? because they know divorce will be with them. always.
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What's the difference between a government bond and a man? *the bond matures.*
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Ucla basketball players freed before trump intervened: report
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Stephen colbert rips apart donald trump's first major speech to congress
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Mother's day 2012: lgbt readers and bloggers on their moms and mother figures
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Why should you never pick a fight with an israeli baker? because they know jew dough
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Kanye west tweets fake harriet tubman quote after saying slavery was 'a choice'
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People are freaking out over what this sign means for the super bowl
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Right on time, the 2013 kips bay show house listed for sale
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Gonorrhea is the name of the medication used to treat diarrhea, right?
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Meet the man replacing lin-manuel miranda in 'hamilton'
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The more you pay, the more it's worth
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I'm sexually attracted to metal boxes with locking systems. but don't worry. it's safe sex.
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I am an agent of satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
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Why do women live longer than men? they're not married to women.
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Arkansas can block planned parenthood funding, court rules
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Someone tried to subtweet chrissy teigen, but of course she found it
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Facebook's new ad rules prove it's basically in charge of regulating elections now
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What do russians use to censor websites? the inter-nyet.
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I almost had a threesome last night, all i needed was two more women.
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Donald trump’s idea to cut national debt: get creditors to accept less
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Hang glider cop: i see a crime happening directly below me not much i can do
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The top 20 small cities for growing older in the u.s.
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Why did the man cross the road? because his dick was in the chicken!
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Trump’s ‘good’ and ‘easy to win’ trade war actually might be neither
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Lazy thought by my girlfriend her: why is it bees knees, why not bees nuts? (deez nuts)
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Chrissy teigen got grilled by some vegetarians about her eating habits
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What room does a ghost not need? a living room
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Wash your face and remove your makeup with one product
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What's the most privileged fish? a great white shark.
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Whoever coined the phrase smooth as a baby's bottom must have been a real creep.
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5 books to get you out of your literary comfort zone
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Al pacino's brother is steaming that his parents... named him cap.
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What's a feminist's least favorite food? gender rolls
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The week that tested the hearts of mothers
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Weekday date ideas that won't leave you exhausted
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Whaazzuupp!? lemme gets 12 tacos, 6 burritos, and a diet coke. booyah! neighbor's mailbox: ...
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'brady bunch' star responds to claims that she's homophobic
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You must be from pearl harbor, 'cause baby, you're the bomb.
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What do you call a planned organised rebellion gone wrong? a coup d'isaster.
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Why can't my girlfriend perform at open mic night? because she's a cover thief.
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Presidents day travel: a visit to the homes of america's first 10 presidents (photos)
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Dave chappelle teases upcoming netflix gig with trump voters gag
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'bob dylan' covering 'hotline bling' can only mean one thing
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Uk government defends trump's state visit amid protests
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