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Watch anna kendrick lip sync to jennifer lopez (with jennifer lopez)
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How loving myself helps me to love others
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What's a vice presidents favorite type of math function? an al gore-ithm
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Trump's 'scorched earth' policy will likely leave us in tatters for years to come
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What do 7 out of 8 people enjoy? gang rape.
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Why do girls like me more when i'm preparing potatoes? because they find me more appealing.
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What kind of monster can sit on the end of your finger? the bogeyman.
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Rex tillerson calls reports of his ouster 'laughable'
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What happened when we dressed a conservative banker in the top fall 2012 fashion trends (photos)
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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them.
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Lapd names two officers involved in killing of mentally ill man
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Twitter users slam tech bros' 'bodega' box that intends to replace real ones
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What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? rawr!
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Haha yeah totally - me to cab drivers
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When you get sloppy seconds and get her pregnant. you get a sloppy joe.
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German teen made up story about being raped by refugee
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I slept like a log, which means my underside was moist and bugs kept crawling up my crack.
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How many optometrists does it take to change a lightbulb? one? or two?
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No, women voters don't want to be 'seduced'
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Facing the coach that gave my rapists a one-game suspension
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U.s. reaches trump's desired refugee cap as revised travel ban goes into effect
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4 children flee from car driven by allegedly drunk mom
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There are 3 types of people in the world those who can count and can't count
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Donald trump visits capitol hill in advance of lame-duck spending fight
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This couple's beyoncé flash mob proposal will give you life goals
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Waiting forever to vote? this website wants to hand you free pizza.
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I like taking pictures with my friends but my mom says she didn't raise a thief
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Why did tim tebow's mom protest against the russian soup truck? it contained a borscht ton.
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Woman says alabama senate nominee roy moore sexually assaulted her when she was 14
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My hamster died as he lived... in the microwave.
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Think his heart will hold out? lol attendent: excuse me, sir? depart out, what time do we leave?
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I know my limits: if i fell down it means enough.
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Ransomware attack locks democratic state senators out of their computers
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Have you heard the new yoga joke? it's kind of a stretch...
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What do you call a latina with varicose veins? vein-a-swellin'.
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It's time to fulfill the promise to end violence against women
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12 surprising things you didn't know about paint
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Huffpollster: why reaching latinos is a challenge for pollsters
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I fell off a 40 foot ladder luckily it was the first step
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What do you do if you come across a tiger? wipe it off and apologise.
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What do you hear if you hold a kebap to your ear? the silence of the lambs
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Buffalo bills hire first full-time woman coach in nfl history
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Old chinese proverb says man who walk through airport turnstile sideways is going to bangkok
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My jewish family banned beans, ever since my grandfather died of uncontrollable gas.
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Why do jews make good philosophers? they think that everything israel.
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Sotu: obama now sounds like a candidate for high school class president
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Urgent warning: time to hit the reset button on u.s.-korean policy
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A son falls and lifts mothers up: for sybrina, a mother's day salute to trayvon's mom
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Trump took a dump. he pumped. he jumped. thump thump. whump!
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Pennsylvania woman shocked by $284 billion electric bill
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I injured my back in egypt... and had to see a cairo-practor
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Amnesty international calls for investigation of ferguson police tactics
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Are you today's date? because you're only 1/10.
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Miss america ceo and board chair resign under pressure amid scandal
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Senate gets around to filling court vacancy after 1,069 days
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Oh, i'll just have a water *winks at camera*
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When summer comes and california starts burning, try to act surprised.
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Sometimes when i feel stupid, i look at the comments on the walmart facebook page and feel better.
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That one time you lifted the one thing is probably not what's causing your back pain
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Find your ultra-self according to fitness guru rich roll
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Why is eastern europe filled with strippers? because they like poles.
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My friend told me to stop pretending to be a flamingo. i had to put my foot down.
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What do you call an asian getting mugged? black and yellow
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What's 16 centimetres long and makes every girl happy? a 500 bill.
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Even rihanna couldn't handle this fan's version of 'fourfiveseconds'
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This gop senator still can't bring himself to endorse donald trump
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Runway to bridesway: translating runway looks to your wedding dress
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Eating disorder experts on lessons learned by smash star katharine mcphee
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The 'trump effect': positive attitudes toward arabs and muslims are up; so is hate
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What do you call the act of press-ganging someone into a monastery? force of habit.
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How is the 85 year old contractor that survived lung cancer doing? asbestos he can. i'm so sorry.
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Trump's failures place focus back on the bigger problem: congress
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My grandfather had the heart of a lion and... a lifetime ban from the new york city zoo.
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In the winter you just need to find a corner... because its 90^o degrees there...
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Shooting in central maine leaves 4 dead, including the gunman
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Half house: toronto house illustrates unusual solution to dividing the assets (photo)
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My friend told me a joke about a tv controller. it wasn't remotely funny.
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What is the hardest part in coming out of the closet? telling your parents you are gay.
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Why was six afraid of seven? seven is a registered six offender.
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Well, you know what they say about nice guys... ..they always let girls come first.
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Manny pacquiao continues to spew homophobic trash after nike cuts ties
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Snl's cathy anne tells the south what they can really be proud of
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Two guys walk into a bar... the next one ducks.
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What do you call a women who always knows where her husband is? a widow
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Donald trump attacks sally yates ahead of her senate testimony on russia
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The first h&m x balmain campaign images are finally here
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I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went... ...then it dawned on me.
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Paradox corporation just opened. they're doing everything they can to go out of business.
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Jack daniel's taste taster, lynne tolley, has a whiskey lover's dream job
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Nelson mandela's clothing line '46664' debuts in the u.s. (photos)
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Lpt: how to get out of murder/manslaughter charges. become a police officer.
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Duterte: western threats of icc indictment are 'bullshit'
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I found out today that french fries were weren't created in france. they were created in greece.
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A windmill asked me for an autograph... i said you must be a big fan
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How do you make a hormone? refuse to pay her
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What is that job ad trying to tell you?
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Best-dressed list: demi lovato, anne hathaway and more leather-lovin' gals this week (photos)
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Epic doug the pug music video compilation is giving us lyfe
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These backseat taxi photos are an incredible fashion time capsule
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Kate middleton and prince william's cute graduation style (photo)
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