CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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Why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a six offender!!!	true
Ate a hot dog at the food court today and four gay men gave me a standing ovation.	true
Ben carson suggests some 'lifestyles' are more valuable than others	false
The best way to lie is to tell the truth, carefully edited truth.	true
Yo' mama is so classless she could be a marxist utopia	true
Of course the gop women who opposed aca repeal are facing a sexist backlash	false
I want to make my racing snail like turbo snail	true
That time kevin hart saved lady gaga's life at the golden globes	false
Marc jacobs' louis vuitton fall 2012 show turned into a train station (photos)	false
10 things you never want to hear your daughter say	false
What do you call a stoner when horny? a weed wacker! - now please post weed related jokes	true
Kin by mania: the bond i feel with other bipolar people is inexplicable	false
Berlin's nightlife: 48 hours you might not remember (photos)	false
Here are the new shows that have been picked up for a full season so far	false
Happy halloween... may all of your skeletons stay in the closet where they belong!	true
It's called a runway. but you taxi there. in a plane. go home english, you're drunk.	true
What do you call a broken statue with nice tits? a busted busty bust.	true
Spanish fireman has twin boys, he names them jose and hose b	true
Welcome to the plastic surgery addicts association, nice to see a lot of new faces here today.	true
Everything that's wrong with advertising in one video	false
Exploring the yucatan in cancun and chichen itza	false
You know what would be better than trump 2016? kony 2016.	true
How do you lead a horse to water? with carrots	true
Spray tan meltdown: where christina aguilera and keira knightley's faux glows went wrong	false
Taxi driver calls john elway the greatest quarterback, unaware elway is in his car	false
Daniel st. hubert and why the criminal-justice system needs more mental-health oversight	false
New 'amazing spider-man 2' teaser soars through times square on new year's eve	false
What would one call a movie about meth addictions? need for speed.	true
Drunk me would really appreciate a light switch on the floor.	true
Kentucky newspaper’s windows shattered amid rising anti-press climate	false
Thousands of crime victims get worrying notices about perpetrators	false
Katy perry shows her support for hillary clinton in typical sparkly fashion	false
I hate waiting in line. i wish this guy would hurry up and pick a suspect.	true
What do you call a black widow trapped in a bowl of noodles? natasha ramenoff	true
Girl, you must be saint peter... cuz you've denied me three times already.	true
From america's west coast to east of the jordan river: caffe strada in amman	false
Dear trans persons everywhere, i'm sorry for being a bad gay	false
A man walks into a bar and says ouch	true
Why did everyone hate the window? he was a pane in the glass! credit: 12 year old me	true
Prison escapee caught in florida after 56 years on the run	false
Queer dance party to protest 'religious liberty' executive order at white house	false
One hump, two humps, no humps - camelids, section 1: animal planet on the looney front, part 17	false
So there we were, 2 vs 100. we prepared our attack and started off strong... killed 'em both.	true
All of your varicose vein questions answered, in one simple chart	false
Heard about the toilet that quit his job? he was tired of dealing with that shit every day	true
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long? because then it would be a foot..	true
Are you fluent in the language of love?	false
Q: why do blondes drive bmws? a1: because they can spell it. a2: because they can spell bwm.	true
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? the p is silent	true
Remember girls, you can't say happiness... without saying penis	true
Beyonce's makeup artist says the star buys fur lashes 'by the ton'	false
Did you hear about the new divorcee barbie? she comes with all of ken's stuff.	true
Food hubs could be revolutionary -- but they're not as simple as they seem	false
Candle soot may be the key to a better battery for electric cars	false
Something besides trump’s hands that is way too small	false
Nephews joke... what do you call a witch that goes to the beach? sandwich(sandwitch) -my nephew	true
Hula painted frog, newly rediscovered species in israel, reclassified into 'extinct' genus	false
Rose byrne will return as moira mactaggert for 'x-men: apocalypse'	false
Father's day index 2013: dad's housework is worth less than mom's, according to insure.com	false
Things that shock the 'fun mom dinner' cast: vajazzling, scaramucci's firing, bono's glasses	false
Nobody lives forever, but especially not that homeless person i just ran over.	true
Thursday's morning email: gop presses forward with tax plan despite election shellacking	false
By iphone 30, you'll have a choice. whether to buy an iphone or an island in the caribbean.	true
Watch conan o'brien lose his mind after downing espresso in italy	false
An 11-year-old student of mine just told me this. what do you call a singing computer? adele.	true
Dung beetles' favorite feces comes from omnivores, research shows	false
I was gonna make a gay joke but thats intolerant.	true
Weeklings!: how to survive a straight christmas party (video)	false
What's the difference between 9/11 and your birth? one was planned.	true
Healthy living comics: today, your introduction to surgery and your first close shave	false
My daughter said she needs a bag of skittles for a class project. starting to get suspicious.	true
It’s 2016, and even the dictionary is full of sexist disses	false
An irish man left the bar...... no, really, it happened......	true
Michelle obama pledges $100 million for girls' education in morocco	false
Irs has $1 billion for those who did not file tax returns in 2008	false
Fcc faces scrutiny for refusing to turn over evidence on net neutrality comments	false
Careful, this is an alphabet bomb! if it goes off, it could spell disaster!	true
Espn turns 8 athletes into marvel superheroes in new series	false
The 10 most beautiful botanical gardens across the united states (photos)	false
Vintage postcard completely oversells mobile homes as living 'like a millionaire' (photo)	false
The company you work for is destroying your morale and what you can do about it	false
Melania trump pulls off perfect state dinner with kfc in 'jimmy kimmel' bit	false
What joe biden gave up to run with obama	false
The wildest beauty looks from paris fashion week fall 2014	false
What does a 500 pound parakeet say? tweet!!! * (http://i.imgur.com/jr1vta0.jpg)	true
Hillary clinton and donald trump are in a plane crash. who survives? not the joke.	true
What's another name for the child sex offender registry? the pedo file.	true
Why don't gay necrophiles like to talk about their pasts? too many skeletons in their closets.	true
Why did turkey disappear? because austria was hungary.	true
Easy way to wake up in the morning involves a cookie tin lid	false
Autocorrect is like my girlfriend. it always changes what i said to something i didn't mean.	true
'fear the walking dead' star says season 2 is like a 'war zone'	false
Any party is an ugly sweater party if you're ugly and you sweat a lot	true
Clowns assaulted haunted house visitors with sex toys: lawsuit	false
Gwist recap: the best video clips from the gay youtube channel, march 18 - march 24	false
What did julius caesar ask when finding a color to paint the senate? ecru, brute?	true
It's dangerous to chase the moon: 9 things every cyclist should know	false
Have you heard that hilarious joke about hellen keller? neither has she.	true
Big cities, small stays: intimate boutiques in bustling metropolises (photos)	false
What cops need to know to better understand transgender people	false

Why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a six offender!!!

true

Ate a hot dog at the food court today and four gay men gave me a standing ovation.

true

Ben carson suggests some 'lifestyles' are more valuable than others

false

The best way to lie is to tell the truth, carefully edited truth.

true

Yo' mama is so classless she could be a marxist utopia

true

Of course the gop women who opposed aca repeal are facing a sexist backlash

false

I want to make my racing snail like turbo snail

true

That time kevin hart saved lady gaga's life at the golden globes

false

Marc jacobs' louis vuitton fall 2012 show turned into a train station (photos)

false

10 things you never want to hear your daughter say

false

What do you call a stoner when horny? a weed wacker! - now please post weed related jokes

true

Kin by mania: the bond i feel with other bipolar people is inexplicable

false

Berlin's nightlife: 48 hours you might not remember (photos)

false

Here are the new shows that have been picked up for a full season so far

false

Happy halloween... may all of your skeletons stay in the closet where they belong!

true

It's called a runway. but you taxi there. in a plane. go home english, you're drunk.

true

What do you call a broken statue with nice tits? a busted busty bust.

true

Spanish fireman has twin boys, he names them jose and hose b

true

Welcome to the plastic surgery addicts association, nice to see a lot of new faces here today.

true

Everything that's wrong with advertising in one video

false

Exploring the yucatan in cancun and chichen itza

false

You know what would be better than trump 2016? kony 2016.

true

How do you lead a horse to water? with carrots

true

Spray tan meltdown: where christina aguilera and keira knightley's faux glows went wrong

false

Taxi driver calls john elway the greatest quarterback, unaware elway is in his car

false

Daniel st. hubert and why the criminal-justice system needs more mental-health oversight

false

New 'amazing spider-man 2' teaser soars through times square on new year's eve

false

What would one call a movie about meth addictions? need for speed.

true

Drunk me would really appreciate a light switch on the floor.

true

Kentucky newspaper’s windows shattered amid rising anti-press climate

false

Thousands of crime victims get worrying notices about perpetrators

false

Katy perry shows her support for hillary clinton in typical sparkly fashion

false

I hate waiting in line. i wish this guy would hurry up and pick a suspect.

true

What do you call a black widow trapped in a bowl of noodles? natasha ramenoff

true

Girl, you must be saint peter... cuz you've denied me three times already.

true

From america's west coast to east of the jordan river: caffe strada in amman

false

Dear trans persons everywhere, i'm sorry for being a bad gay

false

A man walks into a bar and says ouch

true

Why did everyone hate the window? he was a pane in the glass! credit: 12 year old me

true

Prison escapee caught in florida after 56 years on the run

false

Queer dance party to protest 'religious liberty' executive order at white house

false

One hump, two humps, no humps - camelids, section 1: animal planet on the looney front, part 17

false

So there we were, 2 vs 100. we prepared our attack and started off strong... killed 'em both.

true

All of your varicose vein questions answered, in one simple chart

false

Heard about the toilet that quit his job? he was tired of dealing with that shit every day

true

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long? because then it would be a foot..

true

Are you fluent in the language of love?

false

Q: why do blondes drive bmws? a1: because they can spell it. a2: because they can spell bwm.

true

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? the p is silent

true

Remember girls, you can't say happiness... without saying penis

true

Beyonce's makeup artist says the star buys fur lashes 'by the ton'

false

Did you hear about the new divorcee barbie? she comes with all of ken's stuff.

true

Food hubs could be revolutionary -- but they're not as simple as they seem

false

Candle soot may be the key to a better battery for electric cars

false

Something besides trump’s hands that is way too small

false

Nephews joke... what do you call a witch that goes to the beach? sandwich(sandwitch) -my nephew

true

Hula painted frog, newly rediscovered species in israel, reclassified into 'extinct' genus

false

Rose byrne will return as moira mactaggert for 'x-men: apocalypse'

false

Father's day index 2013: dad's housework is worth less than mom's, according to insure.com

false

Things that shock the 'fun mom dinner' cast: vajazzling, scaramucci's firing, bono's glasses

false

Nobody lives forever, but especially not that homeless person i just ran over.

true

Thursday's morning email: gop presses forward with tax plan despite election shellacking

false

By iphone 30, you'll have a choice. whether to buy an iphone or an island in the caribbean.

true

Watch conan o'brien lose his mind after downing espresso in italy

false

An 11-year-old student of mine just told me this. what do you call a singing computer? adele.

true

Dung beetles' favorite feces comes from omnivores, research shows

false

I was gonna make a gay joke but thats intolerant.

true

Weeklings!: how to survive a straight christmas party (video)

false

What's the difference between 9/11 and your birth? one was planned.

true

Healthy living comics: today, your introduction to surgery and your first close shave

false

My daughter said she needs a bag of skittles for a class project. starting to get suspicious.

true

It’s 2016, and even the dictionary is full of sexist disses

false

An irish man left the bar...... no, really, it happened......

true

Michelle obama pledges $100 million for girls' education in morocco

false

Irs has $1 billion for those who did not file tax returns in 2008

false

Fcc faces scrutiny for refusing to turn over evidence on net neutrality comments

false

Careful, this is an alphabet bomb! if it goes off, it could spell disaster!

true

Espn turns 8 athletes into marvel superheroes in new series

false

The 10 most beautiful botanical gardens across the united states (photos)

false

Vintage postcard completely oversells mobile homes as living 'like a millionaire' (photo)

false

The company you work for is destroying your morale and what you can do about it

false

Melania trump pulls off perfect state dinner with kfc in 'jimmy kimmel' bit

false

What joe biden gave up to run with obama

false

The wildest beauty looks from paris fashion week fall 2014

false

What does a 500 pound parakeet say? tweet!!! * (http://i.imgur.com/jr1vta0.jpg)

true

Hillary clinton and donald trump are in a plane crash. who survives? not the joke.

true

What's another name for the child sex offender registry? the pedo file.

true

Why don't gay necrophiles like to talk about their pasts? too many skeletons in their closets.

true

Why did turkey disappear? because austria was hungary.

true

Easy way to wake up in the morning involves a cookie tin lid

false

Autocorrect is like my girlfriend. it always changes what i said to something i didn't mean.

true

'fear the walking dead' star says season 2 is like a 'war zone'

false

Any party is an ugly sweater party if you're ugly and you sweat a lot

true

Clowns assaulted haunted house visitors with sex toys: lawsuit

false

Gwist recap: the best video clips from the gay youtube channel, march 18 - march 24

false

What did julius caesar ask when finding a color to paint the senate? ecru, brute?

true

It's dangerous to chase the moon: 9 things every cyclist should know

false

Have you heard that hilarious joke about hellen keller? neither has she.

true

Big cities, small stays: intimate boutiques in bustling metropolises (photos)

false

What cops need to know to better understand transgender people

false