CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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Q: how do you get a cellist to play fortissimo? a: write 'pp espressivo'.	true
Top five huffpost science stories this week, march 3-8	false
There's just something funny about this photo of deandre jordan and a tiny gymnast	false
National ice cream day: how to choose healthier ice cream (video)	false
Republicans just cannot let the clinton emails go	false
Politico admits ‘mistake’ in sending dnc an article in advance	false
... and on the eighth day, satan created teenagers.	true
Why can't a soldier look wistfully across the horizon? because there are no gaze in the military	true
The week's best style moments: kerry washington, zoe kravitz and aisha tyler (photos)	false
How sixty million refugees can prove who they are	false
Woman's last words before alleged killing: 'whoa, you scared me'	false
#explainafilmplotbadly a raccoon and a tree commit multiple felonies	true
Baby are you an iphone encryption? because i want to go through your backdoor	true
Donald trump will be president in just over a month and the constitution is already under attack	false
Study: do supermarkets promote what's good for you?	false
Bringing down the barriers for a better education in arizona	false
5 things brittany maynard's example teaches us about death and dying	false
Hedge fund to launch proxy fight to remove yahoo's entire board: report	false
Even in philadelphia, plenty of people are voting for trump	false
People who say watching golf on tv is boring have obviously never listened to golf on the radio	true
Michigan lawmakers to introduce 21 bills targeting kids in adult corrections	false
Greek mythology in 3 words zeus got horny	true
With senate within reach, gop tries to become the party of 'yes'	false
Photographer's marriage proposal utilizes camera in unusual way (photos)	false
What did the homeless man say to barack obama? can i have some 'change'?	true
I wrote lunchbox notes to my daughter for a year. here's what i learned.	false
Deja moo when you are sure you have heard this bullshit before.	true
Why didn't the buzzard have any luggage on the airplane? because he ate his carrion.	true
Super bowl xlvi: greening efforts to reduce environmental impact	false
Meryl streep is doing a 'mamma mia' sequel so we can dance, we can jive	false
Tifu by serving a hasidic man a footlong italian bmt. oops, wrong sub.	true
Aly raisman just accepted a date with an oakland raider	false
I just won an innuendo competition. i had to beat off some stiff competition though.	true
Did you watch the movie constipation? it never came out.	true
What do elephants do in the evenings ? watch elevision !	true
Emma stone still feels some type of way about andrew garfield over one year after split	false
I'm so good at making puns they call me the punisher.	true
Down syndrome: a year of grief and joy	false
Here's what the first 100 days of a gop presidency could look like	false
Yoga-finding apps search for upcoming yoga classes wherever you are	false
Madeleine albright congratulates jen welter on becoming first female nfl coach	false
Ohio player wins $200 million in mega millions lottery	false
Hillary clinton, bernie sanders react to joe biden's 2016 announcement	false
What is the sexiest pair of lingerie? your mother's thigh highs and a freudian slip.	true
What did the athletic trainer say to the body builder who was allergic to protein powder? no whey.	true
The control for the air conditioner was so far away it was not even remotely close	true
What the black guy get on his sat's? bbq sauce	true
One of sao paulo's biggest reservoirs is nearly dry	false
The 5 types of moms at the children's museum	false
Airstrike reportedly hits third syrian hospital in 24 hours	false
Please describe your moustache: strange visa questions revealed	false
Being a virgin is sort of like owning a used prius. you've never had sex.	true
The six states of matter solid liquid gas plasma bose-einstein condensate black lives	true
Mike wazowski opens up a tattoo shop called monsters ink	true
What do you call a chicken surrounded by men? a buk-buk-bukkake!	true
What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord. my ass!	true
Why couldn't the children see their father after his sex change? because he was trans-parent	true
I hate people who buy gym memberships just to walk on a treadmill. walking is free.	true
After k-9's death, internet raises money to get police dogs new bulletproof vests	false
Why did princess diana cross the road? no seatbelt.	true
How did the hipster burn his tongue? he drank his coffee before it was cool. :-)	true
Why did simba have trouble returning to pride rock? he ran into trafiki.	true
What's the definition of macho? jogging home from your vasectomy.	true
Review: oz, the great and powerful -- yes!	false
What programming language was used to create piratebay? r.	true
An idiot abroad as well: my travel diaries	false
Dem senator doesn't like florida's direction under rick scott	false
Chris stapleton had no idea who adele was when she covered his song	false
House oversight committee investigating michael flynn's russia speaking gig	false
Obama administration backs off pacific trade deal vote effort	false
What the stylelist staff bought this weekend: march 31st-april 1st (photos)	false
Calling all foodies: vote now for america's favorite food truck, donut and more!	false
Doing the lido shuffle out of venice (photos)	false
What's 12 long, rock hard in the morning, and makes a woman cry? a dead baby.	true
A progressive third party just picked up its third ever seat in a state legislature	false
Jeb bush says 'my bad' after flubbing answer about tamir rice	false
How do you make a fire with two sticks? you make sure one is a match !	true
A baby seal walked into a club ba dum tss	true
What's the difference between your dad and this joke? this joke will be back someday	true
A budget is a moral document. the one trump produced is dark.	false
Fall foliage: the top five places on the east coast	false
I bet slash has a lot of trouble trying to tell people how to get to his website	true
Man: what can i do you for? woman: a bottle of wine and cab fare	true
Mothers who breastfeed might have lower multiple sclerosis risk	false
Trump nominates john kelly's deputy as new homeland security secretary	false
How to have an unforgettable date? 1. have a date. 2. try not to forget it.	true
What's the definition of irony? an incongruity between expectation and result.	true
What sits in the middle of the world wide web ? a very very big spider !	true
On the toilet for 20 minutes. wish you were here.	true
Don't expect the warriors' rocky stretch to define their year	false
Here's a toad wearing a top hat, because what else do you have going on?	false
Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions? i do.	true
My grade for geography will be out of this world.	true
How do you keep a moron in suspense for 24 hours? i'll post the answer tomorrow.	true
Alec baldwin's donald trump wreaks world havoc with a skeletal steve bannon on 'snl'	false
Kristen stewart balenciaga show appearance ups paris fashion week's celeb factor (photos)	false
I hate political jokes and it disgusts me that two are running for president.	true
What did one lesbian vampire say to another? see you next month.	true
Paul pierce accidentally proves la is still a lakers town	false
My cooking is so great.... ...that firefighters like to come and watch.	true

Q: how do you get a cellist to play fortissimo? a: write 'pp espressivo'.

true

Top five huffpost science stories this week, march 3-8

false

There's just something funny about this photo of deandre jordan and a tiny gymnast

false

National ice cream day: how to choose healthier ice cream (video)

false

Republicans just cannot let the clinton emails go

false

Politico admits ‘mistake’ in sending dnc an article in advance

false

... and on the eighth day, satan created teenagers.

true

Why can't a soldier look wistfully across the horizon? because there are no gaze in the military

true

The week's best style moments: kerry washington, zoe kravitz and aisha tyler (photos)

false

How sixty million refugees can prove who they are

false

Woman's last words before alleged killing: 'whoa, you scared me'

false

#explainafilmplotbadly a raccoon and a tree commit multiple felonies

true

Baby are you an iphone encryption? because i want to go through your backdoor

true

Donald trump will be president in just over a month and the constitution is already under attack

false

Study: do supermarkets promote what's good for you?

false

Bringing down the barriers for a better education in arizona

false

5 things brittany maynard's example teaches us about death and dying

false

Hedge fund to launch proxy fight to remove yahoo's entire board: report

false

Even in philadelphia, plenty of people are voting for trump

false

People who say watching golf on tv is boring have obviously never listened to golf on the radio

true

Michigan lawmakers to introduce 21 bills targeting kids in adult corrections

false

Greek mythology in 3 words zeus got horny

true

With senate within reach, gop tries to become the party of 'yes'

false

Photographer's marriage proposal utilizes camera in unusual way (photos)

false

What did the homeless man say to barack obama? can i have some 'change'?

true

I wrote lunchbox notes to my daughter for a year. here's what i learned.

false

Deja moo when you are sure you have heard this bullshit before.

true

Why didn't the buzzard have any luggage on the airplane? because he ate his carrion.

true

Super bowl xlvi: greening efforts to reduce environmental impact

false

Meryl streep is doing a 'mamma mia' sequel so we can dance, we can jive

false

Tifu by serving a hasidic man a footlong italian bmt. oops, wrong sub.

true

Aly raisman just accepted a date with an oakland raider

false

I just won an innuendo competition. i had to beat off some stiff competition though.

true

Did you watch the movie constipation? it never came out.

true

What do elephants do in the evenings ? watch elevision !

true

Emma stone still feels some type of way about andrew garfield over one year after split

false

I'm so good at making puns they call me the punisher.

true

Down syndrome: a year of grief and joy

false

Here's what the first 100 days of a gop presidency could look like

false

Yoga-finding apps search for upcoming yoga classes wherever you are

false

Madeleine albright congratulates jen welter on becoming first female nfl coach

false

Ohio player wins $200 million in mega millions lottery

false

Hillary clinton, bernie sanders react to joe biden's 2016 announcement

false

What is the sexiest pair of lingerie? your mother's thigh highs and a freudian slip.

true

What did the athletic trainer say to the body builder who was allergic to protein powder? no whey.

true

The control for the air conditioner was so far away it was not even remotely close

true

What the black guy get on his sat's? bbq sauce

true

One of sao paulo's biggest reservoirs is nearly dry

false

The 5 types of moms at the children's museum

false

Airstrike reportedly hits third syrian hospital in 24 hours

false

Please describe your moustache: strange visa questions revealed

false

Being a virgin is sort of like owning a used prius. you've never had sex.

true

The six states of matter solid liquid gas plasma bose-einstein condensate black lives

true

Mike wazowski opens up a tattoo shop called monsters ink

true

What do you call a chicken surrounded by men? a buk-buk-bukkake!

true

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord. my ass!

true

Why couldn't the children see their father after his sex change? because he was trans-parent

true

I hate people who buy gym memberships just to walk on a treadmill. walking is free.

true

After k-9's death, internet raises money to get police dogs new bulletproof vests

false

Why did princess diana cross the road? no seatbelt.

true

How did the hipster burn his tongue? he drank his coffee *before* it was cool. :-)

true

Why did simba have trouble returning to pride rock? he ran into trafiki.

true

What's the definition of macho? jogging home from your vasectomy.

true

Review: oz, the great and powerful -- yes!

false

What programming language was used to create piratebay? r.

true

An idiot abroad as well: my travel diaries

false

Dem senator doesn't like florida's direction under rick scott

false

Chris stapleton had no idea who adele was when she covered his song

false

House oversight committee investigating michael flynn's russia speaking gig

false

Obama administration backs off pacific trade deal vote effort

false

What the stylelist staff bought this weekend: march 31st-april 1st (photos)

false

Calling all foodies: vote now for america's favorite food truck, donut and more!

false

Doing the lido shuffle out of venice (photos)

false

What's 12 long, rock hard in the morning, and makes a woman cry? a dead baby.

true

A progressive third party just picked up its third ever seat in a state legislature

false

Jeb bush says 'my bad' after flubbing answer about tamir rice

false

How do you make a fire with two sticks? you make sure one is a match !

true

A baby seal walked into a club ba dum tss

true

What's the difference between your dad and this joke? this joke will be back someday

true

A budget is a moral document. the one trump produced is dark.

false

Fall foliage: the top five places on the east coast

false

I bet slash has a lot of trouble trying to tell people how to get to his website

true

Man: what can i do you for? woman: a bottle of wine and cab fare

true

Mothers who breastfeed might have lower multiple sclerosis risk

false

Trump nominates john kelly's deputy as new homeland security secretary

false

How to have an unforgettable date? 1. have a date. 2. try not to forget it.

true

What's the definition of irony? an incongruity between expectation and result.

true

What sits in the middle of the world wide web ? a very very big spider !

true

On the toilet for 20 minutes. wish you were here.

true

Don't expect the warriors' rocky stretch to define their year

false

Here's a toad wearing a top hat, because what else do you have going on?

false

Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions? i do.

true

My grade for geography will be out of this world.

true

How do you keep a moron in suspense for 24 hours? i'll post the answer tomorrow.

true

Alec baldwin's donald trump wreaks world havoc with a skeletal steve bannon on 'snl'

false

Kristen stewart balenciaga show appearance ups paris fashion week's celeb factor (photos)

false

I hate political jokes and it disgusts me that two are running for president.

true

What did one lesbian vampire say to another? see you next month.

true

Paul pierce accidentally proves la is still a lakers town

false

My cooking is so great.... ...that firefighters like to come and watch.

true