CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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How do you get a post that's not a joke into /r/jokes? like this.	true
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? someone else's cheese.	true
Yale could rename calhoun college. why hasn't it made a decision yet?	false
Why does the corn hate the farmer? because he picks his ears!	true
What famous american filmmaker lived in a safe? vault disney	true
Taste test: the best store-bought french roast coffee	false
Pessimist: oh, this can't get any worse! optimist: yes, it can!	true
Yoga and the workplace: a practice that works wherever you do	false
I asked my friend about their new glass dildo apparently it's a pane in the ass	true
The first year of the iraq war, as told through late night tv jokes	false
Put your pants on grandma, you're scaring the reptiles! - me, camping	true
What does fast and furious 5 and the walking dead have in common? they both have dead walkers.	true
Quinoa sounds like something a ninja would say before kicking you.	true
What do you call an egyption's butt muscle? a sphinxster	true
Not funny, people. i lost both my parents to a hot tub time machine.	true
A nail walks into a bar and gets hammered.	true
What is the hardest part of watching an orphanage burn down? my dick.	true
What do we want? time travel! when do we want it? it's irrelevant!	true
Ridiculous baby products: absurd things people are actually trying to sell to parents	false
I don't have any of friends to share my video game screenshots with... because i play video games.	true
What did the snail say when put on top of a turtle? weeeeeeeeeeee	true
You love the baby more than you love me, don't you?	false
Who runs the 100 acre wood website? www.innie the pooh.	true
These action figures have a lot to say about gay culture	false
J.k. rowling's new show is nothing like 'harry potter'	false
What does a communist prostitute do? seizes the means of reproduction	true
Live from the karlovy vary international film festival: saturday, june 29	false
Turkish media denounce 'biggest crackdown on press in republic’s history'	false
What kind of amphibian is in charge of the salad bar? a salad-manager	true
Katie couric puts mom (and huffpost parents) in the picture	false
What happens to the cow on her period? she gets moooooody	true
The european parliamentary elections provide stability and warnings	false
Why is it wrong to be on the left? because it's not right.	true
What's a jew's favorite classic rock song? money - pink floyd	true
Thank you, slamdance: the new york neo-futurists and their f.u. (a.k.a. the fair use show)	false
What car does woody drive? audi adui adui!	true
Long commute takes away from healthy activities, study suggests	false
What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? yell at her.	true
What do you call a dog who sits on a bench and reads his newspaper? a human-dog xddd	true
Everyone romanticizes the past until they get horribly sick and wake up covered in leeches.	true
What do you call a paper car? a paper-machacedes	true
I heard a great joke in the elevator today it was funny on so many levels.	true
You knew who trump was when you endorsed him, republican leaders	false
North carolina news anchor grips handcuffs during election polling segment	false
What did cinderella say when her photos didn't arrive on time? one day my prints will come.	true
Lana del rey wants you to know how many men she's slept with	false
Samantha bee: 'indiana hates mike pence as much as indiana jones hates snakes'	false
Did you hear about the indian restaurant that ran out of bread? it was a naan issue sorry	true
Everything i touch just turns to shit! - large intestines	true
Don't give people who take selfies a hard time they're just trying to save face	true
What is the difference between a church and a cult? their punch.	true
The perfect couple: what i learned about romance from my 8-year-old	false
26 letters, minus the u. what do you get? a solipsistic alphabet.	true
50-plus votes to repeal obamacare, but not one on the minimum wage	false
Someone threw nacl at me that's a salt	true
What happened to the over amorous clam? it pulled a mussel.	true
I'm the best at procrastinating.. or the worst. maybe i'll decide tomorrow	true
Listen: radio hosts fired over shocking transphobic broadcast	false
Did you hear about the storm down at the docks last weekend? you didn't? it was breaking canoes.	true
I like my coffee like i like my slaves... free.	true
This man made an airbnb for refugees looking for a place to stay	false
Every time beyonce types out her name, she has to google pokemon and then copy/paste the e.	true
Gothic mexico: mazatlan's day of the dead (videos)	false
The nintendo 64 turned 18 today now you can legally blow the cartridges.	true
Beauty street style: anna marcum, art production intern, tames static-y hair with sea salt spray	false
Khizr khan urges senators to reject jeff sessions for attorney general	false
Surprise your coworkers by hiding in the utility closet until you're dead.	true
Veteran indian character actor om puri dead at 66	false
Former dhs director chertoff: 'you can't have privacy without security'	false
You know what really gets my goat? the chupacabra.	true
Reports: patriots may have used deflated balls during win over colts	false
The power of the feminine self: manhood liberated from violence against women	false
Hey southpaw, going to lunch? of course, i also have the right ...	true
Jeb bush: trump 'not a serious candidate,' but i’d vote for him	false
Me and the baby belly: a pregnancy to postpartum photo diary	false
50 years of beatles: 'the bigger they are, the harder they fall'	false
Damn girl, are you nutella? because i want to spread you and eat you.	true
Selfless boy uses make-a-wish to bring free food truck to his supportive community	false
Which fish go to heaven when they die ? angelfish !	true
Karen mcdougal released from contract restricting her from discussing trump affair	false
Why do lesbians go to modells? because they don't like dicks	true
Why do white people shop from black people's yard sales? to get their stuff back.	true
I liked that new movie about the masseuse. it had a happy ending.	true
If you're starved for time, eat a watch.	true
Celine dion handles dry-humping woman with the power of love	false
The third option: how parents can respond to in-between behaviors (part 1)	false
A cook married a hacker, on their first night. there is a cock and a hooker	true
Exercise, not diet, has most impact on weight as we age	false
Democrats are walking a careful line in criticism of trump’s syria strike	false
If hillary clinton and bernie sanders are on a boat together, and it sinks, who survives? america	true
What does a paedophile do at the beach? lilo.	true
Three russians walk into a bar just kidding. they never left.	true
Summer job tax implications for students and parents	false
What do you call a blond standing on her head? a brunette with bad breath.	true
A pagan sees a particularly shocking event ... deer god!	true
I can totally keep secrets! it's the people i tell them to that can't!	true
Actually, such an element does not exist. hi, i'm ne	true
Common leads vmas audience in moment of silence for michael brown	false
Gop posts fake lincoln quote, twitter appropriately goes nuts	false
I still see some of my ex-girlfriends. well, not so much see, more like...watch.	true

How do you get a post that's not a joke into /r/jokes? like this.

true

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? someone else's cheese.

true

Yale could rename calhoun college. why hasn't it made a decision yet?

false

Why does the corn hate the farmer? because he picks his ears!

true

What famous american filmmaker lived in a safe? vault disney

true

Taste test: the best store-bought french roast coffee

false

Pessimist: oh, this can't get any worse! optimist: yes, it can!

true

Yoga and the workplace: a practice that works wherever you do

false

I asked my friend about their new glass dildo apparently it's a pane in the ass

true

The first year of the iraq war, as told through late night tv jokes

false

Put your pants on grandma, you're scaring the reptiles! - me, camping

true

What does fast and furious 5 and the walking dead have in common? they both have dead walkers.

true

Quinoa sounds like something a ninja would say before kicking you.

true

What do you call an egyption's butt muscle? a sphinxster

true

Not funny, people. i lost both my parents to a hot tub time machine.

true

A nail walks into a bar and gets hammered.

true

What is the hardest part of watching an orphanage burn down? my dick.

true

What do we want? time travel! when do we want it? it's irrelevant!

true

Ridiculous baby products: absurd things people are actually trying to sell to parents

false

I don't have any of friends to share my video game screenshots with... because i play video games.

true

What did the snail say when put on top of a turtle? weeeeeeeeeeee

true

You love the baby more than you love me, don't you?

false

Who runs the 100 acre wood website? www.innie the pooh.

true

These action figures have a lot to say about gay culture

false

J.k. rowling's new show is nothing like 'harry potter'

false

What does a communist prostitute do? seizes the means of reproduction

true

Live from the karlovy vary international film festival: saturday, june 29

false

Turkish media denounce 'biggest crackdown on press in republic’s history'

false

What kind of amphibian is in charge of the salad bar? a salad-manager

true

Katie couric puts mom (and huffpost parents) in the picture

false

What happens to the cow on her period? she gets moooooody

true

The european parliamentary elections provide stability and warnings

false

Why is it wrong to be on the left? because it's not right.

true

What's a jew's favorite classic rock song? money - pink floyd

true

Thank you, slamdance: the new york neo-futurists and their f.u. (a.k.a. the fair use show)

false

What car does woody drive? audi adui adui!

true

Long commute takes away from healthy activities, study suggests

false

What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? yell at her.

true

What do you call a dog who sits on a bench and reads his newspaper? a human-dog xddd

true

Everyone romanticizes the past until they get horribly sick and wake up covered in leeches.

true

What do you call a paper car? a paper-machacedes

true

I heard a great joke in the elevator today it was funny on so many levels.

true

You knew who trump was when you endorsed him, republican leaders

false

North carolina news anchor grips handcuffs during election polling segment

false

What did cinderella say when her photos didn't arrive on time? one day my prints will come.

true

Lana del rey wants you to know how many men she's slept with

false

Samantha bee: 'indiana hates mike pence as much as indiana jones hates snakes'

false

Did you hear about the indian restaurant that ran out of bread? it was a naan issue sorry

true

Everything i touch just turns to shit! - large intestines

true

Don't give people who take selfies a hard time they're just trying to save face

true

What is the difference between a church and a cult? their punch.

true

The perfect couple: what i learned about romance from my 8-year-old

false

26 letters, minus the u. what do you get? a solipsistic alphabet.

true

50-plus votes to repeal obamacare, but not one on the minimum wage

false

Someone threw nacl at me that's a salt

true

What happened to the over amorous clam? it pulled a mussel.

true

I'm the best at procrastinating.. or the worst. maybe i'll decide tomorrow

true

Listen: radio hosts fired over shocking transphobic broadcast

false

Did you hear about the storm down at the docks last weekend? you didn't? it was breaking canoes.

true

I like my coffee like i like my slaves... *free*.

true

This man made an airbnb for refugees looking for a place to stay

false

Every time beyonce types out her name, she has to google pokemon and then copy/paste the e.

true

Gothic mexico: mazatlan's day of the dead (videos)

false

The nintendo 64 turned 18 today now you can legally blow the cartridges.

true

Beauty street style: anna marcum, art production intern, tames static-y hair with sea salt spray

false

Khizr khan urges senators to reject jeff sessions for attorney general

false

Surprise your coworkers by hiding in the utility closet until you're dead.

true

Veteran indian character actor om puri dead at 66

false

Former dhs director chertoff: 'you can't have privacy without security'

false

You know what really gets my goat? the chupacabra.

true

Reports: patriots may have used deflated balls during win over colts

false

The power of the feminine self: manhood liberated from violence against women

false

Hey southpaw, going to lunch? of course, i also have the right ...

true

Jeb bush: trump 'not a serious candidate,' but i’d vote for him

false

Me and the baby belly: a pregnancy to postpartum photo diary

false

50 years of beatles: 'the bigger they are, the harder they fall'

false

Damn girl, are you nutella? because i want to spread you and eat you.

true

Selfless boy uses make-a-wish to bring free food truck to his supportive community

false

Which fish go to heaven when they die ? angelfish !

true

Karen mcdougal released from contract restricting her from discussing trump affair

false

Why do lesbians go to modells? because they don't like dicks

true

Why do white people shop from black people's yard sales? to get their stuff back.

true

I liked that new movie about the masseuse. it had a happy ending.

true

If you're starved for time, eat a watch.

true

Celine dion handles dry-humping woman with the power of love

false

The third option: how parents can respond to in-between behaviors (part 1)

false

A cook married a hacker, on their first night. there is a cock and a hooker

true

Exercise, not diet, has most impact on weight as we age

false

Democrats are walking a careful line in criticism of trump’s syria strike

false

If hillary clinton and bernie sanders are on a boat together, and it sinks, who survives? america

true

What does a paedophile do at the beach? lilo.

true

Three russians walk into a bar just kidding. they never left.

true

Summer job tax implications for students and parents

false

What do you call a blond standing on her head? a brunette with bad breath.

true

A pagan sees a particularly shocking event ... deer *god*!

true

I can totally keep secrets! it's the people i tell them to that can't!

true

Actually, such an element does not exist. hi, i'm ne

true

Common leads vmas audience in moment of silence for michael brown

false

Gop posts fake lincoln quote, twitter appropriately goes nuts

false

I still see some of my ex-girlfriends. well, not so much see, more like...watch.

true