CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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Q: what is 61 to a blonde? a: she wants 8 (ate) more.	true
Why does waldo wear stripes? because he doesn't want to be spotted	true
'anna rexia' costume resurfaces after being pulled from online retailers	false
Kelly wearstler's desk is pink, gold and fabulous (photo)	false
How do you find will smith when he's lost in the snow? you look for the fresh prints.	true
Watch gwen ifill call out fellow journalists for not standing up to racism	false
16 times amy poehler hilariously summed up parenting	false
Jimmy kimmel hilariously mocks hollywood's diversity problem in emmys opener	false
Oh my god, hotels. relax. my stay was fine.	true
Medical fact-checking the republican party platform: truth or truthiness?	false
What was philip seymour hoffman's favorite album this year? pure heroine by lorde.	true
One of pope francis's top u.s. allies to become vatican delegate	false
When i hear the national anthem, i will kneel and bow my head	false
9 ways families can waste less food and stash more cash in 2014	false
So anyway, one of my favorite pastimes is not drowning.	true
See the latest empowering breastfeeding photo that's causing controversy on facebook	false
New documents reveal michael flynn had deeper financial ties to russia	false
Tom price's views could feed the anti-vaccine sentiment brewing in texas	false
Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation; the other eight are unimportant.	true
Why are postal carriers the most masculine profession? because they're male men	true
Sorry for illegally downloading your music, guy who mostly makes songs about doing crime.	true
Why are there more female than male archeologists? they always want to find a new bone.	true
Prince harry & prince william polo match includes a cute baby (photos)	false
Some of us are quiet because we're worried our thoughts might come out.	true
George lucas had other plans for luke skywalker, mark hamill says	false
I think ugly people have children just to prove to everyone they had sex.	true
Priscilla presley's style: the fashion lessons we can learn from the icon (photos)	false
Why did they bury the fireman beneath the hill? because he was dead	true
Shakespeare: what's this? me: that's a meme shakespeare: what the hell is wrong with you people	true
What's chris brown's favourite game? mortal kombat ex	true
Community teams up to save cat found hanging from garage door	false
Monstrous harvey weinstein effigy to be burned in england	false
What do you call a pair of twins who live together? womb-mates	true
Humility is one of those things you can't really brag about having.	true
Movie trailer perfectly captures the horrors of flying coach	false
What is the difference between a woman and a terrorist? with a terrorist you can negotiate	true
I woke up one day and your name just didn't make me smile anymore.	true
How does a skeleton call her friends? on a telebone.	true
What is the worst place to have the you break it, you buy it rule? the pet store	true
My gran'dad made moonshine and died at the ripe old age of 38... ellen degeneris	true
12 juicy berry recipes that taste like summer	false
Daphne guinness performs jefferson airplane at arlene's grocery with element 4 (video)	false
Why would gabe newell be a better world leader than hitler? there'd be no world war 3.	true
Parents really don't want their kids looking up to donald trump	false
If brands want trust, they can't have slaves	false
Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes? because it's a fast food!	true
Poodle cat: new breed of feline is adorably fluffy (video)	false
Abandoned wizard of oz amusement park reopens once a year for 'autumn at oz' (photos)	false
Has gaudí’s sagrada familia grown out of touch?	false
Why do egyptian warships have glass floors? so they can see their air force	true
'mapplethorpe' documentary directors reflect on the artist and their film	false
Hairy eyeball caused by rare tumor; teen has surgery to remove it (photo)	false
Spiders have it about right. if he doesn't bring her a snack when he courts her it's curtains..	true
Breaking news: cheese factory explosion de brie everywhere.	true
What's green and smells like bacon? kermit the frog's dick...	true
Thursday's morning email: where the new house health repeal bill stands	false
Merle butler, illinois mega millions winner, claims jackpot share	false
If we were compressed down to a single dimension ... what would be the point of it all?	true
R. kelly accused of 'knowingly and intentionally' infecting woman with std	false
What kind of tie does a pig wear ? pig's tie !	true
Chicken superbugs may be responsible for drug-resistant bladder infections in 8 million women	false
I've never been a great salesman i'll tell you that for free	true
Why did the kid drop his ice cream? because the bus hit him.	true
Rio summer games go down as the queerest olympics ever	false
My resolution this year was to learn spanish, and that only lasted about dos weekos.	true
How trump's education department could actually help some muslim schools	false
Michael brown's family: what else do they need to arrest killer of our son?	false
What black and latina women want you to know about hillary clinton	false
Dear fcc: net neutrality is part of a social contract	false
I needed the loo, and only a wishing well was in sight. well. shit.	true
What do you call two detectives tracking down a ghost? pair-a-normal investigators.	true
Nypd union has attacked every mayor in recent history	false
Facebook tightens rules on who can cash in on ads	false
100-foot-long joint is a big hit at massachusetts pot fest	false
Whats the perfect place to hide a body on the internet? the second page of a youtube search.	true
I was always really bad with numbers but i think my 34 inch dick makes up for it.	true
Did you hear about the italian chef that died? he pasta way	true
How to spot youtube videos and shows that are disturbing for children	false
Dad with 350,000 airline miles helps families who can’t afford holiday travel	false
What's the cheapest type of meat? deer balls, because they're under a buck.	true
Everything i know about sex i learned from tetris: rotate it and hope it fits in another slot	true
Justice department sues to block at&t's merger with time warner	false
Has anyone heard the joke about the baby with aids? it never gets old.	true
I really hate picketing but i don't know how to show it! rip mitch	true
Lizard soup and 7 other cold remedies from around the world	false
If my girlfriend and i were stoners, i would propose by asking ... ...marriage, you wanna?	true
Notre dame football players arrested on gun, marijuana, battery charges	false
What is a lesbians favorite day of the week? tuesday	true
I'd rather get killed by the blair witch on the first night than have to camp another night.	true
Your 'chemistry' with your girlfriend is great if you remember her 'periodic table'.	true
...it's like what the mussel said to the clam... i wouldn't wish that on an anemone!	true
What do you call a baseball player who watches porn? a master batter	true
Why do lawyers have so much anal sex? because they are fucking assholes.	true
Day 28: 31 days of daily inspiration from brilliant women	false
What's the difference between your work and your wife ? in 5 years, your work will still suck	true
alcohol kills germs. vodka is alcohol. flu is germs. vodka kills the flu. *you're welcome!	true
We broke up, but she said we could still be cousins. merica.	true
Excuses are like asses: everyone has them and they all stink.	true
5 reasons why getting a divorce is the best new year's resolution you can make in 2014	false
The wife shares my sense of humour. she hasn't fcuking got one of her own.	true

Q: what is 61 to a blonde? a: she wants 8 (ate) more.

true

Why does waldo wear stripes? because he doesn't want to be spotted

true

'anna rexia' costume resurfaces after being pulled from online retailers

false

Kelly wearstler's desk is pink, gold and fabulous (photo)

false

How do you find will smith when he's lost in the snow? you look for the fresh prints.

true

Watch gwen ifill call out fellow journalists for not standing up to racism

false

16 times amy poehler hilariously summed up parenting

false

Jimmy kimmel hilariously mocks hollywood's diversity problem in emmys opener

false

Oh my god, hotels. relax. my stay was fine.

true

Medical fact-checking the republican party platform: truth or truthiness?

false

What was philip seymour hoffman's favorite album this year? pure heroine by lorde.

true

One of pope francis's top u.s. allies to become vatican delegate

false

When i hear the national anthem, i will kneel and bow my head

false

9 ways families can waste less food and stash more cash in 2014

false

So anyway, one of my favorite pastimes is not drowning.

true

See the latest empowering breastfeeding photo that's causing controversy on facebook

false

New documents reveal michael flynn had deeper financial ties to russia

false

Tom price's views could feed the anti-vaccine sentiment brewing in texas

false

Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation; the other eight are unimportant.

true

Why are postal carriers the most masculine profession? because they're male men

true

Sorry for illegally downloading your music, guy who mostly makes songs about doing crime.

true

Why are there more female than male archeologists? they always want to find a new bone.

true

Prince harry & prince william polo match includes a cute baby (photos)

false

Some of us are quiet because we're worried our thoughts might come out.

true

George lucas had other plans for luke skywalker, mark hamill says

false

I think ugly people have children just to prove to everyone they had sex.

true

Priscilla presley's style: the fashion lessons we can learn from the icon (photos)

false

Why did they bury the fireman beneath the hill? because he was dead

true

Shakespeare: what's this? me: that's a meme shakespeare: what the hell is wrong with you people

true

What's chris brown's favourite game? mortal kombat ex

true

Community teams up to save cat found hanging from garage door

false

Monstrous harvey weinstein effigy to be burned in england

false

What do you call a pair of twins who live together? womb-mates

true

Humility is one of those things you can't really brag about having.

true

Movie trailer perfectly captures the horrors of flying coach

false

What is the difference between a woman and a terrorist? with a terrorist you can negotiate

true

I woke up one day and your name just didn't make me smile anymore.

true

How does a skeleton call her friends? on a telebone.

true

What is the worst place to have the you break it, you buy it rule? the pet store

true

My gran'dad made moonshine and died at the ripe old age of 38... ellen degeneris

true

12 juicy berry recipes that taste like summer

false

Daphne guinness performs jefferson airplane at arlene's grocery with element 4 (video)

false

Why would gabe newell be a better world leader than hitler? there'd be no world war 3.

true

Parents really don't want their kids looking up to donald trump

false

If brands want trust, they can't have slaves

false

Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes? because it's a fast food!

true

Poodle cat: new breed of feline is adorably fluffy (video)

false

Abandoned wizard of oz amusement park reopens once a year for 'autumn at oz' (photos)

false

Has gaudí’s sagrada familia grown out of touch?

false

Why do egyptian warships have glass floors? so they can see their air force

true

'mapplethorpe' documentary directors reflect on the artist and their film

false

Hairy eyeball caused by rare tumor; teen has surgery to remove it (photo)

false

Spiders have it about right. if he doesn't bring her a snack when he courts her it's curtains..

true

Breaking news: cheese factory explosion de brie everywhere.

true

What's green and smells like bacon? kermit the frog's dick...

true

Thursday's morning email: where the new house health repeal bill stands

false

Merle butler, illinois mega millions winner, claims jackpot share

false

If we were compressed down to a single dimension ... what would be the point of it all?

true

R. kelly accused of 'knowingly and intentionally' infecting woman with std

false

What kind of tie does a pig wear ? pig's tie !

true

Chicken superbugs may be responsible for drug-resistant bladder infections in 8 million women

false

I've never been a great salesman i'll tell you that for free

true

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? because the bus hit him.

true

Rio summer games go down as the queerest olympics ever

false

My resolution this year was to learn spanish, and that only lasted about dos weekos.

true

How trump's education department could actually help some muslim schools

false

Michael brown's family: what else do they need to arrest killer of our son?

false

What black and latina women want you to know about hillary clinton

false

Dear fcc: net neutrality is part of a social contract

false

I needed the loo, and only a wishing well was in sight. well. shit.

true

What do you call two detectives tracking down a ghost? pair-a-normal investigators.

true

Nypd union has attacked every mayor in recent history

false

Facebook tightens rules on who can cash in on ads

false

100-foot-long joint is a big hit at massachusetts pot fest

false

Whats the perfect place to hide a body on the internet? the second page of a youtube search.

true

I was always really bad with numbers but i think my 34 inch dick makes up for it.

true

Did you hear about the italian chef that died? he pasta way

true

How to spot youtube videos and shows that are disturbing for children

false

Dad with 350,000 airline miles helps families who can’t afford holiday travel

false

What's the cheapest type of meat? deer balls, because they're under a buck.

true

Everything i know about sex i learned from tetris: rotate it and hope it fits in another slot

true

Justice department sues to block at&t's merger with time warner

false

Has anyone heard the joke about the baby with aids? it never gets old.

true

I really hate picketing but i don't know how to show it! rip mitch

true

Lizard soup and 7 other cold remedies from around the world

false

If my girlfriend and i were stoners, i would propose by asking ... ...marriage, you wanna?

true

Notre dame football players arrested on gun, marijuana, battery charges

false

What is a lesbians favorite day of the week? tuesday

true

I'd rather get killed by the blair witch on the first night than have to camp another night.

true

Your 'chemistry' with your girlfriend is great if you remember her 'periodic table'.

true

...it's like what the mussel said to the clam... i wouldn't wish that on an anemone!

true

What do you call a baseball player who watches porn? a master batter

true

Why do lawyers have so much anal sex? because they are fucking assholes.

true

Day 28: 31 days of daily inspiration from brilliant women

false

What's the difference between your work and your wife ? in 5 years, your work will still suck

true

*alcohol kills germs. *vodka is alcohol. *flu is germs. *vodka kills the flu. *you're welcome!

true

We broke up, but she said we could still be cousins. merica.

true

Excuses are like asses: everyone has them and they all stink.

true

5 reasons why getting a divorce is the best new year's resolution you can make in 2014

false

The wife shares my sense of humour. she hasn't fcuking got one of her own.

true