CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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Just got a package in the mail today... deez nuts! hahhhhhhh got-eeem	true
Mom's 'salary' in 2013 is $59,862 for 90-hour work week, according to insure.com	false
Trump’s budget will harm the planet and the economy	false
This artist gives renaissance-style sculptures a goofy modern twist	false
Clinton email controversy gives 2016 race its first dose of high anxiety	false
The gulf between what you weigh and what you want to weigh	false
Bruno mars and mark ronson sued over alleged 'uptown funk' rip	false
Hell hath no fury like 2 women in a car accident...	true
A movement to finally end the 'mommy wars'?	false
The two things i'm carrying with me as i evacuate for hurricane irma	false
Justice breyer is dying for a case that will kill the death penalty for good	false
'hedwig' takes a dip with taye diggs in title role	false
Samantha bee gets candid about dealing with twitter haters post-election	false
What did the gay frenchman say to his boyfriend right before sucking his dick? boner appetit.	true
Me and justin trudeau have alot in common... we both hope our budget will balance itself	true
Ferguson police seek to restore trust with new initiative	false
Help i'm addicted to skin i can't stop wearing it!	true
What's the difference between asians and caucasians? asians don't have the cauc.	true
Oklahoma teachers begin massive walkout over school funding	false
Just turned my welcome mat into an unwelcome mat by spray painting cancer across it	true
Republicans didn't convince many people that they were really trying to fix health care	false
My local steak house serves nothing but vegetarian bc cows are vegetarian	true
Gladys knight sues to remove name from chicken and waffle restaurant	false
Retro holiday foods we're glad are history (photos)	false
Donald trump and hillary clinton are on a sinking boat. who survives? america	true
Q: how many russians does it take to change a light bulb? a: that's a military secret.	true
Rights groups decry new travel restrictions: 'this is still a muslim ban'	false
What is the date in germany/brasil in about a month from now? germany/brasil 7-1	true
Whats the difference between my sex life and racism racism actually exists	true
Alcohol has an odd way of revealing who we really are. turns out, i'm batman.	true
5 tips for hosting an allergy-friendly holiday party	false
Award givers should shop at the dallas buyers club for winners	false
New year's resolutions are broken: try creating life goals	false
Here's how to stay on leonardo dicaprio's private island	false
Taylor swift has a new covergirl campaign & she gave refinery29 a sneak peak	false
My penis was in the guinness book of world records until they kicked me out of the library	true
Did you hear about the cannibal? he dumped his girlfriend...flies away	true
Pilot in fatal hot air balloon crash had drunk driving, drug convictions	false
I have parrot-like reflexes. don't you mean cat-like reflexes? don't you mean cat-like reflexes?	true
Colleges of the future must go back to the future	false
A gift wrapping idea using paint chips that's beautiful and easy to do	false
Which plant talks the most crap? shiitake mushrooms.	true
Spike lee lauds academy changes, still plans to skip oscars	false
Who's the fastest runner in the chinese olympic team? mr. do ping	true
A greek guy is bullied on the interwebs... grekt	true
New york fashion week: dj cory kennedy wants to play m.i.a., azealia banks and jay-z	false
Barista: name? benedict cumberbatch: benedict cumberbatch barista benedict cumberbatch: holy shit	true
Just saw a fiat 500 smash into a smart car on i-95. cutest. thing. ever.	true
Woman and suspect in swiss train attack die of their injuries	false
7 unconventionally awesome ways to deal with a breakup	false
Men have stylists, too -- just don't call them that	false
Why do buddhist make bad vacuum salesman? they can't deal with attachments.	true
I started observing extremists wanted to find out what made them tick... tock... boom	true
Let's have phone sex over walkie talkies. bend over. bend what? over.	true
Bobak ferdowsi, nasa 'mohawk guy,' inundated with marriage proposals on twitter	false
The xbox is being attacked! here comes the ambulance wii u wii u wii u	true
The kardashians make rob's birthday celebration a family affair	false
What do grateful dead fans say when they run out if weed? who's playing this shit?	true
Why does c. ronaldo comb his hair every game break? so it won't get too messi.	true
Jesus would be a great porn star. his second cumming is biblical in proportion.	true
I will never vaccinate my child. i'd rather a doctor or nurse do it.	true
What do you call a banker's disgusting fetish? his gross interest.	true
Baltimore judge says second officer must testify in freddie gray case	false
What time is it when. you have to go to the dentist? tooth-hurty.	true
Financial infidelity: what to do when someone financially cheats?	false
What do boobs and margaritas have in common? one is not enough. three is to many.	true
One of my dad's why do serial killers do what they do? for the kix	true
Computers don't detect breast cancer better than doctors	false
9 surprising lessons we've learned about aging now that we're over 50	false
What do you call a pile of cats? a meowtian.	true
Barry manilow in a pink sparkly top is a sight to behold (photos)	false
What starts with f and ends with uck? fuck	true
Weight watchers changed my life and my style (photos)	false
Kasich says humans cause climate change, then proposes more ways to cause climate change	false
What do computers & old testament gods have in common lots of rules and no mercy	true
Social media tools to get you to the altar	false
Cnn's wolf blitzer suggests barcelona attack is a 'copycat' of charlottesville	false
I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah. i thought he's trying to pull a fast one.	true
Why couldn't the teddy bear smell? because his nose was stuffed	true
Carkoon, u.k. car seat, is designed to be the 'safest' on the market	false
My heart health story: i thought i'd pulled a muscle	false
100% legal to pay a kid to punch another kid in the face.	true
Why do failing college girls always screw their professors? cause they want the d.	true
I accidentally pooed my pants in an elevator. i'm taking this shit to a whole new level.	true
I would describe your butt as a 7/10... ...there's a crack and a hole in it.	true
Why do ducks try to avoid eating out? they're always stuck with a bill.	true
What's pink and hard? a pig with a knife.	true
Saturday tip: simply because mother has fallen asleep that's no reason to stop the footrub	true
I would tell the one about jonestown.. but the punch line is too long	true
I went the school of hard knocks... my knuckles are still sore.	true
Dreamers hold vigil outside jared kushner and ivanka trump's home to save daca	false
A toast to wives...girlfriends and lovers... may they never meet...	true
What do you call a gay man's paradise? a fruitopia.	true
Reddit is a meltigpot there are rants about melts and 420 blaze it crickets chirping	true
What did the 7-eleven employee say to his wife after sex? thank you, cum again.	true
Twitter...because if it can't be described in 140 characters or less, did it really ever happen?	true
Earth day / earth night: how green is your sleep?	false
Did justin timberlake respond to kanye west's 'suit & tie' dig during 'snl' gig? (video)	false
Ho ho ha? neymar goes with santa look for christmas	false
How to save money on your monthly rent	false

Just got a package in the mail today... deez nuts! hahhhhhhh got-eeem

true

Mom's 'salary' in 2013 is $59,862 for 90-hour work week, according to insure.com

false

Trump’s budget will harm the planet and the economy

false

This artist gives renaissance-style sculptures a goofy modern twist

false

Clinton email controversy gives 2016 race its first dose of high anxiety

false

The gulf between what you weigh and what you want to weigh

false

Bruno mars and mark ronson sued over alleged 'uptown funk' rip

false

Hell hath no fury like 2 women in a car accident...

true

A movement to finally end the 'mommy wars'?

false

The two things i'm carrying with me as i evacuate for hurricane irma

false

Justice breyer is dying for a case that will kill the death penalty for good

false

'hedwig' takes a dip with taye diggs in title role

false

Samantha bee gets candid about dealing with twitter haters post-election

false

What did the gay frenchman say to his boyfriend right before sucking his dick? boner appetit.

true

Me and justin trudeau have alot in common... we both hope our budget will balance itself

true

Ferguson police seek to restore trust with new initiative

false

Help i'm addicted to skin i can't stop wearing it!

true

What's the difference between asians and caucasians? asians don't have the cauc.

true

Oklahoma teachers begin massive walkout over school funding

false

Just turned my welcome mat into an unwelcome mat by spray painting cancer across it

true

Republicans didn't convince many people that they were really trying to fix health care

false

My local steak house serves nothing but vegetarian bc cows are vegetarian

true

Gladys knight sues to remove name from chicken and waffle restaurant

false

Retro holiday foods we're glad are history (photos)

false

Donald trump and hillary clinton are on a sinking boat. who survives? america

true

Q: how many russians does it take to change a light bulb? a: that's a military secret.

true

Rights groups decry new travel restrictions: 'this is still a muslim ban'

false

What is the date in germany/brasil in about a month from now? germany/brasil 7-1

true

Whats the difference between my sex life and racism racism actually exists

true

Alcohol has an odd way of revealing who we really are. turns out, i'm batman.

true

5 tips for hosting an allergy-friendly holiday party

false

Award givers should shop at the dallas buyers club for winners

false

New year's resolutions are broken: try creating life goals

false

Here's how to stay on leonardo dicaprio's private island

false

Taylor swift has a new covergirl campaign & she gave refinery29 a sneak peak

false

My penis was in the guinness book of world records until they kicked me out of the library

true

Did you hear about the cannibal? he dumped his girlfriend...*flies away*

true

Pilot in fatal hot air balloon crash had drunk driving, drug convictions

false

I have parrot-like reflexes. don't you mean cat-like reflexes? don't you mean cat-like reflexes?

true

Colleges of the future must go back to the future

false

A gift wrapping idea using paint chips that's beautiful and easy to do

false

Which plant talks the most crap? shiitake mushrooms.

true

Spike lee lauds academy changes, still plans to skip oscars

false

Who's the fastest runner in the chinese olympic team? mr. do ping

true

A greek guy is bullied on the interwebs... grekt

true

New york fashion week: dj cory kennedy wants to play m.i.a., azealia banks and jay-z

false

Barista: name? benedict cumberbatch: benedict cumberbatch barista benedict cumberbatch: holy shit

true

Just saw a fiat 500 smash into a smart car on i-95. cutest. thing. ever.

true

Woman and suspect in swiss train attack die of their injuries

false

7 unconventionally awesome ways to deal with a breakup

false

Men have stylists, too -- just don't call them that

false

Why do buddhist make bad vacuum salesman? they can't deal with attachments.

true

I started observing extremists wanted to find out what made them tick... tock... boom

true

Let's have phone sex over walkie talkies. bend over. bend what? over.

true

Bobak ferdowsi, nasa 'mohawk guy,' inundated with marriage proposals on twitter

false

The xbox is being attacked! here comes the ambulance wii u wii u wii u

true

The kardashians make rob's birthday celebration a family affair

false

What do grateful dead fans say when they run out if weed? who's playing this shit?

true

Why does c. ronaldo comb his hair every game break? so it won't get too messi.

true

Jesus would be a great porn star. his second cumming is biblical in proportion.

true

I will never vaccinate my child. i'd rather a doctor or nurse do it.

true

What do you call a banker's disgusting fetish? his gross interest.

true

Baltimore judge says second officer must testify in freddie gray case

false

What time is it when. you have to go to the dentist? tooth-hurty.

true

Financial infidelity: what to do when someone financially cheats?

false

What do boobs and margaritas have in common? one is not enough. three is to many.

true

One of my dad's why do serial killers do what they do? for the kix

true

Computers don't detect breast cancer better than doctors

false

9 surprising lessons we've learned about aging now that we're over 50

false

What do you call a pile of cats? a meowtian.

true

Barry manilow in a pink sparkly top is a sight to behold (photos)

false

What starts with f and ends with uck? fuck

true

Weight watchers changed my life and my style (photos)

false

Kasich says humans cause climate change, then proposes more ways to cause climate change

false

What do computers & old testament gods have in common lots of rules and no mercy

true

Social media tools to get you to the altar

false

Cnn's wolf blitzer suggests barcelona attack is a 'copycat' of charlottesville

false

I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah. i thought he's trying to pull a fast one.

true

Why couldn't the teddy bear smell? because his nose was stuffed

true

Carkoon, u.k. car seat, is designed to be the 'safest' on the market

false

My heart health story: i thought i'd pulled a muscle

false

100% legal to pay a kid to punch another kid in the face.

true

Why do failing college girls always screw their professors? cause they want the d.

true

I accidentally pooed my pants in an elevator. i'm taking this shit to a whole new level.

true

I would describe your butt as a 7/10... ...there's a crack and a hole in it.

true

Why do ducks try to avoid eating out? they're always stuck with a bill.

true

What's pink and hard? a pig with a knife.

true

Saturday tip: simply because mother has fallen asleep that's no reason to stop the footrub

true

I would tell the one about jonestown.. but the punch line is too long

true

I went the school of hard knocks... my knuckles are still sore.

true

Dreamers hold vigil outside jared kushner and ivanka trump's home to save daca

false

A toast to wives...girlfriends and lovers... may they never meet...

true

What do you call a gay man's paradise? a fruitopia.

true

Reddit is a meltigpot there are rants about melts and 420 blaze it *crickets chirping*

true

What did the 7-eleven employee say to his wife after sex? thank you, cum again.

true

Twitter...because if it can't be described in 140 characters or less, did it really ever happen?

true

Earth day / earth night: how green is your sleep?

false

Did justin timberlake respond to kanye west's 'suit & tie' dig during 'snl' gig? (video)

false

Ho ho ha? neymar goes with santa look for christmas

false

How to save money on your monthly rent

false