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Canada's support for u.s. strikes on syria harms international law
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Burger king tests chicken waffle sandwich, apparently looks like 'struggle'
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Five tips to rock your wedding this spring and summer
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Will your free credit score soon be on your bills?
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Police in north dakota clash with oil pipeline protesters
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There are thirty cows and twenty eight chickens. how many didn't? ten of them.
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Jordan klepper ruins fox news' latest slogan on 'the opposition'
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Vladimir putin trolls james comey over 'strange' memo leak
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What do you tell a woman with black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.
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What noise does a train say when it eats chew chew *crap joke*
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I went to a shredded cheese convention the other day... it was grate
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Italian regional cuisine: part 3 of 3 (southern italy)
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How do you get stoned in ancient rome? start shouting jehovah.
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Free at last! how to spend your post-bar exam days
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Nobody believes in racial profiling until they get a sushi chef with red hair.
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House republicans take 'extraordinary step' against deportation relief
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What do you call a woman that has a penis. pregnant. with a boy. (mwah mwah mwah mwuaahh)
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We're all sex addicts. some of us just have better dealers.
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Nearly 2 million americans have chlamydia, estimates show
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Busy philipps ticked after she's mistaken for sarah huckabee sanders
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These celebs gave us lessons on how not to wear eye makeup (photos)
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Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow mines made of mammary foam
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Bill maher announces 'winning loser' of his 'flip a district' campaign
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What's the three fastest ways of communication? telephone, telegraph, and tell-a-woman.
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Jimmy fallon reveals the silliest bets his viewers have made
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Men who care about the covers being stolen fail to utilize the warm body next to them properly.
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Poll: majority of americans favor government shutdown to secure spending cuts
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Microsoft’s holiday ad celebrates the people who made 2016 a better year for everyone
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Bubble 'life cycle' described with help of climate modeling technique
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Trump's name stripped off panama hotel after ugly fight over 'tarnished brand'
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I'm so high, i just tried to google my favorite songs.
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Huffpost rise: what you need to know on august 2
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Take the vow 2012: the stress stops here
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Yoga therapy, krishnamacharya and desikachar: an interview with sonia nelson
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Beloved archie comics get a dark makeover in new tv series 'riverdale'
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Why trump's evangelical base won't much care if we leave the paris accord
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Here's what's at stake for the russia sanctions under president donald trump
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Podcast: students say 'we don't want to become robots'
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Seagull joke q: what do you call a seagull that knows martial arts? a: steven seagull
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Former defense secretary chuck hagel calls donald trump 'an embarrassment'
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The shortest joke ever two women were sitting quietly.
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What is the #1 book that teaches you all about business the book of job
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Jared fogle's career ending the same way it started.... trying to get into smaller pants
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Handmade things always seem to sell for extra. apparently that doesn't apply to semen.
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Waiter ! have you got frogs' legs ? no sir i always walk this way
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What did the vampire say to the teacher? see ya next period.
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Why did luke skywalker never really know his father? because he was a child of da'force
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I try to do my job the way i have sex. work fast and and get done quick
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I like musical dramas. they really strike a chord with me.
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If bernie sanders wanted to solve problems like donald trump
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A nurse finds a rectal thermometer in her pocket ...and says some asshole's got my pen
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Michelle rodriguez will star in virtual reality series ‘the limit'
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How does ebenezer scrooge make phone calls? collect!
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The rock just announced he's having a baby girl... i bet he names her marble.
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Remember, he who laughs last is the idiot who took forever to get it.
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Student fell through bathroom ceiling naked, bit man's ear off: cops
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I bet today is the most confusing day in harlem!
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If a church congregation from massachusetts goes on a bus ride it would be mass mass mass transit
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What do you call the person that cleans the mafia's hotel rooms? a maid man.
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4 (more) early warning signs of a toxic relationship
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But officer, i put the phone down as soon as i saw that you saw me using it...
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The most dire of jay-z's 99 problems is his inability to properly delegate minor problems.
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Where does walmart keep the terminator toys? aisle b, back.
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I think it's cool that our galaxy is named after a chocolate bar.
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Don't break anybody's heart, they have only one........ break their bones, they have 206.
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A tale of two sisters: coping with a family health crisis
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This looks like an open and shut case! a police detective buying luggage.
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What world athletic sporting event is held every four years? the olympigs!
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Q: why does father time wear bandages? a: because day breaks and night falls.
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Roger stone pressed for damaging emails about hillary clinton from wikileaks: report
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What do you call someone who take things literally a kleptomaniac!
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Things you didn't know about gerber baby food
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What do you call a fish with three eyes? fiiish. (works when spoken :-/)
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Canadian company turns air into fuel in climate change fight
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So, tell me a little about yourself. me: *dressed in camouflage* wait, you can see me?!
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Kate moss' esquire cover is model's first men's magazine appearance in 17 years (photos)
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What does a kangaroo and a banana have in common? they both can't ride a bike.
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Really cute animals: all the cutest cute animals in one epically cute video
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Homemade ricotta and 11 ways to use it
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'silver linings playbook' wins tiff people's choice award, becomes major oscar contender
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Are you a gorilla exhibit? because i want to drop a baby in you.
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What if in airbud they put the dog in and they didnt win that coach would feel stupid
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Bees added to endangered species list for the first time
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7 things you didn't know you could buy at trader joe's (photos)
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Congrats young scientists, you face the worst research funding in 50 years
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Tinder tv: wtf happened to dating on my tv?
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What's the difference between a lawyer and an irishman? one has passed a bar.
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Democrats who support neil gorsuch will pay a price, progressive groups warn
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What do vegetables that go to college do on the weekends? they turnip
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Have a trans kid? don't know what to do? we've got a treat for you!
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Donald trumps presidential campaign i'd say thats a good enough joke...
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Gavin grimm: the fight for transgender rights is bigger than me
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Pilots sure do like dick holes... sorry, im just testing out my new thesaurus
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Embarrassing dads: survey finds 60% of kids think dads are 'lame'
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Me: no, you hang up first pizza hut: *click*
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Ashley madison chief just resigned over hacking scandal
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Facebook sees minimal growth in diversity, says it 'desperately' wants a change
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Anybody know where i can get a game of thrones valentine's day card? it's for my sister.
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What is a hemophiliac's least favorite song? don't stop ble-eding (the pause is necessary)
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Got a problem with me? i'm pretty sure a status on facebook won't fix it.
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