CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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Marijuana use during pregnancy affects babies' brain development (study)	false
What do you call 50cent in zimbabwe a millionare	true
Wish i had a dollar for every time i've heard, actually sir, we have you on camera.	true
What do you call someone who makes cakes in san francisco? a bayyyyker	true
Anyone know any good optometry jokes? all the ones i know are cornea.	true
A catholic priest walks into a bar he shits all over the floor. it's disgusting. customers leave.	true
On balancing prayer and action after national tragedies	false
Flash mob marriage proposal: woman pops the question to boyfriend (video)	false
When news is no longer news and when denial is still denial	false
What did the italian diver say when he saw an eel? that's a moray!	true
I like my women how i like my buscuits covered in semen.	true
Have you seen human centipede 3? its the same shit.	true
5 things that happened when i stopped caring what people thought of me	false
Ok, another grandfather joke. just kidding, they're both dead.	true
I was writing a paper on my grandfather... but had to stop because he was moving so much.	true
Charlie sheen lied.. he told us he had tiger blood. it seems as though he had magic's blood.	true
How did the tree get on to reddit? it just logged on...	true
Eddie huang says he was sexually assaulted as a teen on a baptist ski trip	false
Facebook features three types of women: hot, photoshopped hot, and a dog for a profile pic.	true
Innovation in legal practice: beyond the current model of professionalism	false
Calling trans kids by their chosen name lowers risk of depression, suicide	false
Why more states are getting serious about sunscreen	false
I'm reading a book titled the indestructible dog. i just can't put it down.	true
10 states where people hate going to work: 24/7 wall st.	false
Hair 'em, scare 'em: ''i'm afraid to remember what my natural hair looks like'	false
Emma watson dedicates award to her dead hamster	false
Consumers still want to switch banks but few do so, report says	false
A horse and a squeaky rubber chicken make lasting memories	false
When life gets tough, remember this: you were the strongest sperm.	true
Emmanuelle seigner in venus in fur: the interview	false
How do tree surgeons live? life on the hedge!	true
Hillary clinton attempts to distance herself from the 'truly well off'	false
Salar de uyuni, bolivia's blissfully beautiful salt flat, is our travel tuesday	false
Connecting time: make the time to connect with others	false
China hack of u.s. government gave unprecedented access	false
September 11 memorial: migrating bird flocks may pass over ceremony if weather holds	false
What's the difference between jam and jelly? you can't jelly someone into a wood chipper.	true
Democratic governor confronts trump: 'less tweeting ... more listening'	false
What did the hopeless romantic baker say to the dough? you're my life's devotion. i knead you!	true
Blue monday: is january 6 really the most depressing day of the year?	false
A fruit probably wouldn't travel to australia but a veggie might	true
Colin kaepernick celebrates his quest for true 'independence' on trip to ghana	false
Vegetarian food porn that'll convert the carnivores (photos)	false
Jackpot is like regular pot, but with a questionable added ingredient...	true
I asked my girlfriend to try anal, she got all butthurt.	true
Here’s why your favorite sites and services haven't been working	false
What do singers get during their periods? minstrel cramps.	true
Be here now: where does your mind go when things appear to be going wrong?	false
I wonder about the people who unfollow after one day. what were they expecting, louis c.k.?	true
I'm having a hard time... contrtolling my erections.	true
For tentative people there's no place like erm.	true
How come americans never play chess? because they are missing two towers.	true
mass text girl, you know you're the only one.	true
Date: i don't like taco bell. pushes her in front of a bus.	true
Have they tried turning him off and then on again? - me, suggesting a cure for stephen hawking.	true
What do crocodiles serve at dinner time? death rolls	true
Where does a hillbilly go to learn about his family's history? ~~ancestry.com~~ incestry.com	true
Why does the squirrel swim on his back? to keep his nuts dry.	true
Words cannot describe your beauty... but numbers can. 4/10.	true
The tpp is corporate america's 'precious,' but the house is mount doom	false
Why are men smarter during sex? because during sex they're plugged into a fucking know-it-all!	true
Why did the jellyfish's wife leave him? he stung her into action.	true
Nominees debate less than 15 miles from ferguson, don't discuss police reform	false
Want green grass the easy way? follow these 4 low-maintenance summer lawn care tips	false
Starbucks hops on the granita trend just in time for summer	false
Scientists have discovered a fantastic new shade of the colour green. its sublime	true
Got a question about prep? look no further	false
Somewhere in the world, a woman gives birth once a minute. it must suck to be her.	true
It might be just me but csi seems a little like scooby doo for old people.	true
Americans think the 2016 presidential race is even more boring than soccer	false
He's a few clowns short of a circus.	true
Following sniper attacks, images of love profess support for dallas	false
Police officer assigned to guard nyc mayor shot with pellet gun	false
Here's why you should never bong rip the world's hottest chili pepper. ever.	false
Revolutionary advances in abortion access: why not in the u.s., too?	false
If a man uses pickup lines on a girl... would you call it clitbait?	true
Jessica alba pulls off the perfect combination of looking tough, yet sweet (photo)	false
Knock knock! who's there... no one because you have no friends.	true
Top nyc officials condemn justice department's claim city 'soft on crime'	false
What's green, fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? a pool table	true
Black friday got really out of hand at a nike store near seattle	false
Bourbon is sacred in kentucky horse country. here’s where to drink up	false
I once had a goldfish that could break-dance on a carpet, but only for like 20 seconds...	true
Woman 'seduces' gas repair guy to try to get her water heater fixed (photo)	false
What's the difference between god and pilots? god doesn't think he's a pilot.	true
Hello 911 what's your emergency? yeah a bunch of pricks are holding me hostage.	true
Gwyneth paltrow shares adorable beach selfie with daughter apple on instagram	false
What do books and sex have in common? they both have a climax.	true
G20 leaders must turn the tide on inequality and climate change	false
Did you hear about the newly sponsored gay nascar team? its always in the rear of the field.	true
'mad men' inspired nails and more of our weekend manicures (photos)	false
Eva longoria says latina wage gap is like ripping a dollar in half	false
Chuck norris won the origami championship in 1983...folding a rock	true
Emily ratajkowski writhes around in spaghetti in the name of feminism	false
That lonely feeling when you oust your ex as mayor of your genitals on foursquare	true
Major tech leaders pen brutal condemnation of donald trump	false
4 things you need to know about matt damon and ben affleck's new show, 'the runner'	false
Is there a mind/body connection in hypertension? part iii	false
60 real women front the limited's 'new look of leadership' campaign	false
Rebecca black & dave days party all day in 'saturday' music video	false

Marijuana use during pregnancy affects babies' brain development (study)

false

What do you call 50cent in zimbabwe a millionare

true

Wish i had a dollar for every time i've heard, actually sir, we have you on camera.

true

What do you call someone who makes cakes in san francisco? a bayyyyker

true

Anyone know any good optometry jokes? all the ones i know are cornea.

true

A catholic priest walks into a bar he shits all over the floor. it's disgusting. customers leave.

true

On balancing prayer and action after national tragedies

false

Flash mob marriage proposal: woman pops the question to boyfriend (video)

false

When news is no longer news and when denial is still denial

false

What did the italian diver say when he saw an eel? that's a moray!

true

I like my women how i like my buscuits covered in semen.

true

Have you seen human centipede 3? its the same shit.

true

5 things that happened when i stopped caring what people thought of me

false

Ok, another grandfather joke. just kidding, they're both dead.

true

I was writing a paper on my grandfather... but had to stop because he was moving so much.

true

Charlie sheen lied.. he told us he had tiger blood. it seems as though he had magic's blood.

true

How did the tree get on to reddit? it just logged on...

true

Eddie huang says he was sexually assaulted as a teen on a baptist ski trip

false

Facebook features three types of women: hot, photoshopped hot, and a dog for a profile pic.

true

Innovation in legal practice: beyond the current model of professionalism

false

Calling trans kids by their chosen name lowers risk of depression, suicide

false

Why more states are getting serious about sunscreen

false

I'm reading a book titled the indestructible dog. i just can't put it down.

true

10 states where people hate going to work: 24/7 wall st.

false

Hair 'em, scare 'em: ''i'm afraid to remember what my natural hair looks like'

false

Emma watson dedicates award to her dead hamster

false

Consumers still want to switch banks but few do so, report says

false

A horse and a squeaky rubber chicken make lasting memories

false

When life gets tough, remember this: you were the strongest sperm.

true

Emmanuelle seigner in venus in fur: the interview

false

How do tree surgeons live? life on the hedge!

true

Hillary clinton attempts to distance herself from the 'truly well off'

false

Salar de uyuni, bolivia's blissfully beautiful salt flat, is our travel tuesday

false

Connecting time: make the time to connect with others

false

China hack of u.s. government gave unprecedented access

false

September 11 memorial: migrating bird flocks may pass over ceremony if weather holds

false

What's the difference between jam and jelly? you can't jelly someone into a wood chipper.

true

Democratic governor confronts trump: 'less tweeting ... more listening'

false

What did the hopeless romantic baker say to the dough? you're my life's devotion. i knead you!

true

Blue monday: is january 6 really the most depressing day of the year?

false

A fruit probably wouldn't travel to australia but a veggie might

true

Colin kaepernick celebrates his quest for true 'independence' on trip to ghana

false

Vegetarian food porn that'll convert the carnivores (photos)

false

Jackpot is like regular pot, but with a questionable added ingredient...

true

I asked my girlfriend to try anal, she got all butthurt.

true

Here’s why your favorite sites and services haven't been working

false

What do singers get during their periods? minstrel cramps.

true

Be here now: where does your mind go when things appear to be going wrong?

false

I wonder about the people who unfollow after one day. what were they expecting, louis c.k.?

true

I'm having a hard time... contrtolling my erections.

true

For tentative people there's no place like erm.

true

How come americans never play chess? because they are missing two towers.

true

**mass text** girl, you know you're the only one.

true

Date: i don't like taco bell. *pushes her in front of a bus.*

true

Have they tried turning him off and then on again? - me, suggesting a cure for stephen hawking.

true

What do crocodiles serve at dinner time? death rolls

true

Where does a hillbilly go to learn about his family's history? ~~ancestry.com~~ incestry.com

true

Why does the squirrel swim on his back? to keep his nuts dry.

true

Words cannot describe your beauty... but numbers can. 4/10.

true

The tpp is corporate america's 'precious,' but the house is mount doom

false

Why are men smarter during sex? because during sex they're plugged into a fucking know-it-all!

true

Why did the jellyfish's wife leave him? he stung her into action.

true

Nominees debate less than 15 miles from ferguson, don't discuss police reform

false

Want green grass the easy way? follow these 4 low-maintenance summer lawn care tips

false

Starbucks hops on the granita trend just in time for summer

false

Scientists have discovered a fantastic new shade of the colour green. its sublime

true

Got a question about prep? look no further

false

Somewhere in the world, a woman gives birth once a minute. it must suck to be her.

true

It might be just me but csi seems a little like scooby doo for old people.

true

Americans think the 2016 presidential race is even more boring than soccer

false

He's a few clowns short of a circus.

true

Following sniper attacks, images of love profess support for dallas

false

Police officer assigned to guard nyc mayor shot with pellet gun

false

Here's why you should never bong rip the world's hottest chili pepper. ever.

false

Revolutionary advances in abortion access: why not in the u.s., too?

false

If a man uses pickup lines on a girl... would you call it clitbait?

true

Jessica alba pulls off the perfect combination of looking tough, yet sweet (photo)

false

Knock knock! who's there... no one because you have no friends.

true

Top nyc officials condemn justice department's claim city 'soft on crime'

false

What's green, fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? a pool table

true

Black friday got really out of hand at a nike store near seattle

false

Bourbon is sacred in kentucky horse country. here’s where to drink up

false

I once had a goldfish that could break-dance on a carpet, but only for like 20 seconds...

true

Woman 'seduces' gas repair guy to try to get her water heater fixed (photo)

false

What's the difference between god and pilots? god doesn't think he's a pilot.

true

Hello 911 what's your emergency? yeah a bunch of pricks are holding me hostage.

true

Gwyneth paltrow shares adorable beach selfie with daughter apple on instagram

false

What do books and sex have in common? they both have a climax.

true

G20 leaders must turn the tide on inequality and climate change

false

Did you hear about the newly sponsored gay nascar team? its always in the rear of the field.

true

'mad men' inspired nails and more of our weekend manicures (photos)

false

Eva longoria says latina wage gap is like ripping a dollar in half

false

Chuck norris won the origami championship in 1983...folding a rock

true

Emily ratajkowski writhes around in spaghetti in the name of feminism

false

That lonely feeling when you oust your ex as mayor of your genitals on foursquare

true

Major tech leaders pen brutal condemnation of donald trump

false

4 things you need to know about matt damon and ben affleck's new show, 'the runner'

false

Is there a mind/body connection in hypertension? part iii

false

60 real women front the limited's 'new look of leadership' campaign

false

Rebecca black & dave days party all day in 'saturday' music video

false