CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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Gyms are full of people that haven't found the right couch.	true
If you tickle a billionaire, will he trickle himself?	true
Ron bruder: 'there's a social and structural barrier' toward women	false
If homework goes too easy you are doing it wrong.	true
The infuriating reason that car repairs are so expensive	false
Multiple sclerosis may originate in brains' gray matter, not white, study suggests	false
Is your business ready for the world's emerging middle class?	false
Why i love the realistic fashion on 'girls'	false
If she is married or has a boyfriend make sure she swallows the evidence.	true
Ms. frizzle made the march for science protests magical	false
Mike diamond of the beastie boys designs wallpaper, seen in new york city club marquee (photo)	false
Montana lawmakers denounce plans for armed anti-semitic rally	false
Is 'bitch better have my money' a song about reparations?	false
The biggest heart health studies of the past year	false
Why does snoop carry an umbrella? fo drizzle	true
What job can you see yourself doing? inspecting mirrors	true
New york knicks waste more money than any other team in u.s. sports, analysis finds	false
What do you call a dead magician? abra cadaver.	true
What's the part of a book that's most likely to explode? the appendix.	true
An atheist's response to witnessing the second coming of christ. well, i'll be damned.	true
Meg ryan is done talking about women's appearances	false
Barbie dreamhouse 2013 gets a makeover now that our favorite doll is staying in malibu (photos)	false
Barack obama, ann romney wear coordinating outfits... and it's awesome (photos, poll)	false
Hispanic and asian american homeowner's market heats up	false
Samantha bee is falling a little bit in love with 'walking hug' tim kaine	false
'luke cage' trailer proves he's the badass of the marvel family	false
Most kids don't like broccoli and spinach but do eat other veggies	false
What is the longest sentence that a man can make? i do.	true
You know why you like stupid pun-y jokes? because they /r/funny	true
Oxytocin boosts 'tend and befriend' tendencies after social rejection, study finds	false
One of my mates told me that he has a pregnant rabbit. it has an ingrown hare,	true
American pharoah ends career with breeders' cup win	false
What do you call a robot that doesn't support his children? nuts and bolts	true
How many germans does it take to change a light bulb? a lot. many hans make light work.	true
Reyn schadt cries after hearing herself for first time with cochlear implant (video)	false
Why do they call camels 'ships of the desert'? because they are full of arab semen.	true
Whats the difference between isaac newton and the baby i just killed? newton died a virgin	true
Ariel winter shuts down body-shamers saying she's 'squeezing' into shorts	false
Why was the polaroid fanfiction ignored by the photography community? because it wasn't canon.	true
Enter password: scoobydoo sorry password must contain a special character scoobydoofeaturingbatman	true
My dentist told me i need a crown. i was like i know, right?	true
Rape such a short word for such a long sentence.	true
What's gray and all around? everything. i'm a dog.	true
What is justin beiber's favourite hozier song? take me to christian bell.	true
Why doesn't a chicken wear underwear? because his pecker is on his face!	true
The reason why i only date black girls is because i don't like meeting dads.	true
What are you going to be when you get out of school? an old man!	true
How many americans does it take to change a bulb? none, mexicans do it for them.	true
What do you call someone who's been kicked out of a fraternity? hasbro.	true
My ex wrote to me: can you delete my number? i responded: who is this?	true
4 notorious hurricane names you'll never hear again	false
Los angeles police shot and killed a 14-year-old boy after responding to a vandalism report	false
Lena dunham shares a bikini selfie intended for an old crush	false
Third time's a charm... is a much darker phrase in germany	true
9 rare 'star wars' posters that every fan will love	false
It's time to leave for camp/school... how do we get out the door?	false
U.s. close to major strategy shift in iraq	false
Q: why do southern guys go to family reunions? a: to meet chicks.	true
I made a gun in the style of a social justice warrior it has too many triggers though.	true
White house leaning toward exiting paris agreement by next week, sources say	false
These vintage hair dryer photos make it seem cool under the hood	false
Joely fisher: i knew debbie reynolds wouldn't survive if carrie didn't	false
What do you call shooting yourself in the face with jiz? homo-cide	true
Ancient sculpture garden hints neanderthals were more creative than we thought	false
Mimosa's the morning after pill for an alcoholic's hangover.	true
1 in 3 people admit to lying about money to their partner, survey shows	false
I went to south america and bought some frozen peppers. chile's chilly chilis	true
What do you call a disabled cub scout? a nub scout.	true
New egg is so corny (have they always done this) http://oi61.tinypic.com/33kak2a.jpg	true
Why do baptists have so many children? they only use holy condoms.	true
Cop caught apparently kicking, punching bystanders in graphic video	false
Hurricane isaac photo from airplane: chris butler snaps picture of storm from 30,000 feet	false
How can you tell oriental dynasties are obese? because they have hundreds of qins	true
What men want: teeth more important than hair, clothes in match.com survey	false
Lebanon's ex-pm says he will return amid claims he was being held captive by saudis	false
Sen. patrick leahy giving harvey weinstein donations to charity	false
What did the polygamist horse get on his wedding night? a double bridle	true
What is benedict cumberbatch going as for halloween? benedict pumpkinpatch	true
Want to hear a sports joke? lance armstrong	true
How your credit card limit affects your ability to get a job	false
I'm gonna win that ps4 from taco bell tomorrow	true
What's worse: eating no veggies or eating cheesy, buttery veggies?	false
What's a python's favourite pop group ? squeeze !	true
A blue fuzzy fighter stole the spotlight before mayweather-mcgregor fight	false
Epipen's 500 percent price hike leaves patients scrambling	false
What is better than roses on your piano? tulips on your organ	true
Cbs boss admits network needs to 'do better' in terms of diversity	false
Phone sex is not prostitution, italian court rules	false
What do you call 10 lawyers chained to the bottom of the ocean? a good start.	true
The best color for a restful, relaxing room is a cool blue (photos)	false
Did kaitlyn bristowe reveal 'bachelorette' winner on snapchat?	false
How brains forget memories through two distinct mechanisms	false
Sled prices are too damn high but you can find a good deal if you're willing toboggan.	true
The norwegian curling team should win gold for their pants	false
Police search for boyfriend of woman found dead near big sur car wreck	false
To raise the voice in view of the massacre in gaza	false
Isis destroys the mosul mosque where it declared its 'caliphate'	false
At the school for the hearing impaired... ...no one can hear you scream!	true
Someone abandoned 2 sick foals in a field and left them to die	false
What has four legs and one arm? a rottweiler on a playground.	true

Gyms are full of people that haven't found the right couch.

true

If you tickle a billionaire, will he trickle himself?

true

Ron bruder: 'there's a social and structural barrier' toward women

false

If homework goes too easy you are doing it wrong.

true

The infuriating reason that car repairs are so expensive

false

Multiple sclerosis may originate in brains' gray matter, not white, study suggests

false

Is your business ready for the world's emerging middle class?

false

Why i love the realistic fashion on 'girls'

false

If she is married or has a boyfriend make sure she swallows the evidence.

true

Ms. frizzle made the march for science protests magical

false

Mike diamond of the beastie boys designs wallpaper, seen in new york city club marquee (photo)

false

Montana lawmakers denounce plans for armed anti-semitic rally

false

Is 'bitch better have my money' a song about reparations?

false

The biggest heart health studies of the past year

false

Why does snoop carry an umbrella? fo drizzle

true

What job can you see yourself doing? inspecting mirrors

true

New york knicks waste more money than any other team in u.s. sports, analysis finds

false

What do you call a dead magician? abra cadaver.

true

What's the part of a book that's most likely to explode? the appendix.

true

An atheist's response to witnessing the second coming of christ. well, i'll be damned.

true

Meg ryan is done talking about women's appearances

false

Barbie dreamhouse 2013 gets a makeover now that our favorite doll is staying in malibu (photos)

false

Barack obama, ann romney wear coordinating outfits... and it's awesome (photos, poll)

false

Hispanic and asian american homeowner's market heats up

false

Samantha bee is falling a little bit in love with 'walking hug' tim kaine

false

'luke cage' trailer proves he's the badass of the marvel family

false

Most kids don't like broccoli and spinach but do eat other veggies

false

What is the longest sentence that a man can make? i do.

true

You know why you like stupid pun-y jokes? because they /r/funny

true

Oxytocin boosts 'tend and befriend' tendencies after social rejection, study finds

false

One of my mates told me that he has a pregnant rabbit. it has an ingrown hare,

true

American pharoah ends career with breeders' cup win

false

What do you call a robot that doesn't support his children? nuts and bolts

true

How many germans does it take to change a light bulb? a lot. many hans make light work.

true

Reyn schadt cries after hearing herself for first time with cochlear implant (video)

false

Why do they call camels 'ships of the desert'? because they are full of arab semen.

true

Whats the difference between isaac newton and the baby i just killed? newton died a virgin

true

Ariel winter shuts down body-shamers saying she's 'squeezing' into shorts

false

Why was the polaroid fanfiction ignored by the photography community? because it wasn't canon.

true

Enter password: scoobydoo sorry password must contain a special character scoobydoofeaturingbatman

true

My dentist told me i need a crown. i was like i know, right?

true

Rape such a short word for such a long sentence.

true

What's gray and all around? everything. i'm a dog.

true

What is justin beiber's favourite hozier song? take me to christian bell.

true

Why doesn't a chicken wear underwear? because his pecker is on his face!

true

The reason why i only date black girls is because i don't like meeting dads.

true

What are you going to be when you get out of school? an old man!

true

How many americans does it take to change a bulb? none, mexicans do it for them.

true

What do you call someone who's been kicked out of a fraternity? hasbro.

true

My ex wrote to me: can you delete my number? i responded: who is this?

true

4 notorious hurricane names you'll never hear again

false

Los angeles police shot and killed a 14-year-old boy after responding to a vandalism report

false

Lena dunham shares a bikini selfie intended for an old crush

false

Third time's a charm... is a much darker phrase in germany

true

9 rare 'star wars' posters that every fan will love

false

It's time to leave for camp/school... how do we get out the door?

false

U.s. close to major strategy shift in iraq

false

Q: why do southern guys go to family reunions? a: to meet chicks.

true

I made a gun in the style of a social justice warrior it has too many triggers though.

true

White house leaning toward exiting paris agreement by next week, sources say

false

These vintage hair dryer photos make it seem cool under the hood

false

Joely fisher: i knew debbie reynolds wouldn't survive if carrie didn't

false

What do you call shooting yourself in the face with jiz? homo-cide

true

Ancient sculpture garden hints neanderthals were more creative than we thought

false

Mimosa's the morning after pill for an alcoholic's hangover.

true

1 in 3 people admit to lying about money to their partner, survey shows

false

I went to south america and bought some frozen peppers. chile's chilly chilis

true

What do you call a disabled cub scout? a nub scout.

true

New egg is so corny (have they always done this) http://oi61.tinypic.com/33kak2a.jpg

true

Why do baptists have so many children? they only use holy condoms.

true

Cop caught apparently kicking, punching bystanders in graphic video

false

Hurricane isaac photo from airplane: chris butler snaps picture of storm from 30,000 feet

false

How can you tell oriental dynasties are obese? because they have hundreds of qins

true

What men want: teeth more important than hair, clothes in match.com survey

false

Lebanon's ex-pm says he will return amid claims he was being held captive by saudis

false

Sen. patrick leahy giving harvey weinstein donations to charity

false

What did the polygamist horse get on his wedding night? a double bridle

true

What is benedict cumberbatch going as for halloween? benedict pumpkinpatch

true

Want to hear a sports joke? lance armstrong

true

How your credit card limit affects your ability to get a job

false

I'm gonna win that ps4 from taco bell tomorrow

true

What's worse: eating no veggies or eating cheesy, buttery veggies?

false

What's a python's favourite pop group ? squeeze !

true

A blue fuzzy fighter stole the spotlight before mayweather-mcgregor fight

false

Epipen's 500 percent price hike leaves patients scrambling

false

What is better than roses on your piano? tulips on your organ

true

Cbs boss admits network needs to 'do better' in terms of diversity

false

Phone sex is not prostitution, italian court rules

false

What do you call 10 lawyers chained to the bottom of the ocean? a good start.

true

The best color for a restful, relaxing room is a cool blue (photos)

false

Did kaitlyn bristowe reveal 'bachelorette' winner on snapchat?

false

How brains forget memories through two distinct mechanisms

false

Sled prices are too damn high but you can find a good deal if you're willing toboggan.

true

The norwegian curling team should win gold for their pants

false

Police search for boyfriend of woman found dead near big sur car wreck

false

To raise the voice in view of the massacre in gaza

false

Isis destroys the mosul mosque where it declared its 'caliphate'

false

At the school for the hearing impaired... ...no one can hear you scream!

true

Someone abandoned 2 sick foals in a field and left them to die

false

What has four legs and one arm? a rottweiler on a playground.

true