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Jennifer lopez makes a hilarious flub at the 2014 hollywood film awards
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13 things duke haters absolutely loved about seeing coach k's team flop in march, again
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Trump tower was a 'war room' as campaign's damage control effort kicked in
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What to expect on this season of 'american horror story: freak show'
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Why can't bears get jobs in australia? they don't have the right koalfications!
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I don't have a beer gut, i have a protective covering for my rock hard abs.
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Where do we go from here? on carrie fisher's death
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What do you call a transformer who always sees the glass as half full? optimist prime
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Coca-cola is getting into the bottled coffee game
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Annie, are you ok? you sure? cool that's how long that song would've lasted if i sang it.
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Hunting for covered bridges in new england (photos)
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What does bill clinton say to hilary after sex? i'll be home in 20 minutes
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Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar... and doesn't.
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What’s really behind trump’s clinical fixation with obama
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Why don't blind people go skydiving? it scares their dogs.
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Sunday meal planner: get through the week with cheesy quinoa and more
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Powerful clinton allies launch coordinated attack on trump vp mike pence
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I made a song about a tortilla. (http://i.imgur.com/clj36.jpg)
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With this $17 razor, you'll never be embarrassed again
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Emilia clarke's nude dress on jimmy fallon looks gorgeous on her (photos)
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How this 'chicana' writer is breaking the mold when it comes to strong women
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Pastor blasts supreme court’s gay wedding cake case in unhinged rant
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Nfl style series: nfl's revamped women's clothing line (photos)
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Punchline wait, i probably wasn't supposed to put that in the title.
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Gluten sensitivity elimination diet not always warranted, study says
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Can sex work make more sense than working at walmart? hell, yes
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Julius caesar bought a google gps and said, 'youtube, route us'.
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Here's how bendy your body actually gets during yoga class
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Salmonella sushi: 200 now sickened, so what are the symptoms of salmonella infection?
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Organizing tips: how to keep cords neat and tidy
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Share your gift-giving rules without looking like a control freak
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I take my women just how i take my hair conditioner with silicone
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3 bad habits that are making your skin age faster (video)
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I found a new passion yesterday pairing socks. i guess i just enjoy bringing sole mates together.
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What we've failed to learn about mass shootings fueled by hate
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Bffs give birth within minutes of each other in adjoining hospital rooms
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What do you call a mentally impaired french man that cant say no? a oui-tard
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Islamist attack on somali hotel kills at least 29, police say
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Don't bring up something i said 30 minutes ago. i'm a different person, i've changed since then.
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Knock knock. (who's there?) ric flair. ric flair whooo?!
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I get grumpy when i run out of dopey.
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What did batman tell robin before robin got in the car? hey robin get in the car!
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Pajamas you should never, ever wear on christmas morning
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Science builds airplanes and skycrapers faith brings them together
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Southeast asia isn't known for their wine. but i'll never say no to a filipino grigio
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What do ray charles and stevie wonder have in common? they're both niggers!!!
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What's dj khaled's favorite number? 11, because it has another one.
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I started crossfit yesterday and my throat is killing me
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Then-and-now photos of the girl from that iconic lego ad show just how much has changed
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Knock knock who's there olivia olivia who? olivia, so let me in my bloody house!
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Did anyone see apple's new device targeted for women consumers? its called the maxipad
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Why don't taxi drivers talk to each other? they already know everything.
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School walkouts were just the beginning of students’ activism on gun violence
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Sleeping in tomorrow so i have to put my phone on lebron mode... no ring
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Girl walks into a bar she asks the bartender for a double entendre, *so he gave her one.*
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My girlfriend was on her. so i put it in her:
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I have sex almost every day. today i almost had sex, yesterday i almost had sex...
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What do you call it when someone shoots a group of fish in a barrel? a school shooting
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Channing tatum is a 1950s singing sailor in 'hail caesar' sneak peek
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The worst part about being a pedophile is trying to fit in.
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Men are like horoscopes. they always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
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Questionable kitchen tools: good idea or bad idea? (poll)
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Dear k, thanks for being there for me when times get awkward. sincerely, got nothing to say.
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Kylie jenner's musical debut is nothing short of underwhelming
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Turkish fishermen rescue baby syrian refugee from sea
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A man proposes to his girlfriend. she has one condition. syphilis.
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Here's how to beat the heat -- fight forest fires with fire
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How do you organise a space party? you planet!
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I'm not in a relationship, i'm in a relationbarge that's towing emotional garbage all day long.
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How to cut the wedding speeches without offending friends and family
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These 3 numbers may make you think twice about black friday shopping
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Christine sadler's gps guide for sleeping when you're homesick
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Cinnamon has a whole new reason to be dubbed a 'superfood'
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Black filmmakers make history at the box office this weekend
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What to eat to get a good night's sleep
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Help me obi won bacardi, i'm sobering up.
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I do not have an obsession with tidiness. i just wanted to clear that up.
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What do you get when you cross a hotdog and a potato? a dictator.
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Jerry seinfeld’s slow clapping is magic for the mets
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This 'stranger things' spoof is a freakin' good summary of season 1
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Report: deutsche bank flags 'suspicious' kushner company transactions
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Mmm..i love your cooking darling. that's the male equivalent to a fake orgasm.
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Extreme body painting takes halloween costumes to a new level
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'revenge from a kid': children recap 'intuition,' latest episode of abc's 'revenge'
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A priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walks into a bar he orders a beer
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You know what they say about blind prostitutes... you really gotta hand it to them.
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Chuck norris found the ark of the covenant... he currently uses it as a coffee table.
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I used to think drinking alcohol was bad for me... so i gave up thinking.
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Kristen stewart, kim kardashian and 53 more celebrities in animal print (photos)
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California's thomas fire now ranks among largest in state history
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Lady gaga shuts down piers morgan's faulty assumptions about ptsd and rape
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5 kitchen remodeling trends that are here to stay (for now)
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Remember that you are unique. just like everyone else
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A porn site wants to revive 'sense8,' and not as a parody
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Batman tried to warn us about robots 23 years ago
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Ragwitek: fda panel says new ragweed allergy drug appears safe and effective
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How the washington nationals won over a young atlanta braves fan
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Would you like to hear a good joke? me too. it's ages since i've heard one.
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I just had sex i don't know where else to post it
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Why do girls prefer to drive auto cars, instead of manual? because they want the d.
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