CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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What do you call someone who serves smelly drinks? a fartender	true
How running a tough mudder taught me to trust again	false
Everybody left the world cup party when her left tit popped	false
Tonys makes history when actors of color sweep musical categories	false
28 signs you're dealing with an oldest child	false
Bill clinton has been battling the same illness for 17 years. pneumonica.	true
Tales of the waria: inside indonesia's third-gender community	false
Last-minute easter sunday tips for procrastinating parents & bunnies	false
Redefining u.s. policy in the middle east: finding coherence in 2017	false
Why was the monster standing on his head? he was turning things over in his mind.	true
Nyfw day 3 was filled with statement accessories	false
Tifu by eating my coworkers sandwich oops, wrong sub	true
What warren buffett can teach us about personal finances	false
Fusion gps co-founder tells congress he thinks russians 'infiltrated' the nra	false
I'm 100% sure zebra's didn't earn those things.	true
Q: what was bob the builder called after he retired? a: bob.	true
Australia's prime minister defends religious liberty amid same-sex marriage poll	false
Watch gigi hadid walk the runway in just one shoe	false
Greek wisdom for a healthier state of mind	false
Robert saylor's death ruled a homicide: man with down syndrome died in police custody	false
How many tickles does it take for an octopus to laugh? tentickles.	true
Steve bannon removed from the national security council	false
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories ? a shaggy dogs tale !	true
Did you hear about the latest thing affected by recession? my hairline!	true
What did the tricep say to the muscular receptionist bye, 'cep!	true
What's the perfect line of work for a lizard? re-tail.	true
Husband: i love you. me: bullshit name 2 of my albums.	true
Hillary clinton gets a clean bill of health from her doctor	false
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh ten tickles	true
I just found out that those cows from the chick-fil-a commercials teach black people how to text.	true
We found the instagram account of our dreams	false
Vanessa paradis, brigitte bardot and more french style icons we can learn from (photos)	false
When the imaginary zebras start sawing off your legs, it's time to lay off the hard stuff.	true
The best things to eat and drink right now, according to 'gq' (photos)	false
The cutest thing my so does... her handwriting looks like she has parkinson's	true
This federal program is the reason anyone can access hiv care, regardless of ability to pay	false
If you eat skittles while drinking nyquil, you can taste the rainbows on pluto.	true
What do you call a chinese crab who just got dumped? a frustacean	true
How did the hipster burn his tongue? he drank the coffee before it was cool.	true
Coldplay & jay-z: music acts collaborate for new year's eve show	false
The hardest dinner conversation i've had with my kids as a lesbian mom	false
What kind of comedian becomes more famous if they bomb than if they don't? an islamic one.	true
I used to remember leonardo dicaprio when i was feeling down. unfortunately i still remember him.	true
Hiking in the swiss alps doesn't have to cost a fortune	false
Somebody get me a maple tree ... asap!	true
It's too hot outside, and these cute pups just can't keep their eyes open	false
What did the mexican fire chief name his two sons? hose a and hose b	true
How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex? call her and tell her.	true
I think inception really hit home with me because it's basically a story about sleeping.	true
Obama's budget calls for billions in climate funding	false
Lynda carter, the original 'wonder woman,' finally gets a hollywood walk of fame star	false
Nearly two-thirds of marketers are not giving consumers what they want	false
I like my women like i like my coffee... lukewarm and bitter.	true
I want to be an astronaut when i grow up. what high hopes you have !	true
What is a queens job? she queens and vacuums	true
Nfl player jon dorenbos wows 'america's got talent' judges with insane magic trick	false
Watch: nyc vendy awards finalist, luke's lobster: ambassadors of maine	false
Obama still has time to curb a toxic waste crisis caused by gadgets	false
America's clergy: the overlooked champions in the fight against food waste	false
How did the alien tie his shoes? with an astroknot.	true
Why do programmers celebrate christmas on halloween? because oct 31 == dec 25	true
I'm so sad because my friend is moving to shanghai. more like shang-bye.	true
Glass ceiling and class ceiling: can hillary smash both?	false
You need glasses when you do maths because it helps with division. -barbara from rooster teeth	true
Kate middleton and the mom in the mirror	false
A roman walks into a bar holds up two fingers and says 5 beers please.	true
6 things to keep in mind while shopping on amazon black friday	false
40 percent of cancer cases in us linked to weight	false
The punchline comes first. how can you be sure that a comedian has traveled back in time?	true
Louisiana protesters and activists demand justice for alton sterling	false
Ginger ale tastes so much worse outside an airplane.	true
Masochist meets sadist. torture me, saids masochists. sadist replies: no way	true
I don't know why a dingo would steal a baby when you can steal cool stuff like rollerblades.	true
Top 10 best ways we should start measuring black success	false
The trick to raising kids who love themselves	false
Rose, hibiscus, and thai basil lemon granitas: three frozen lemonades	false
Here's why polls got the republican caucus wrong	false
Madonna says 'rebel heart' photos are not racist	false
Why is chili so annoying? because it's always jalopeno business.	true
10 amazing visuals from a trip around the world	false
Some folks just can't pull off a bow tie... ...and they choke to death.	true
Where do cats go once they have used up all nine of their lives? purrgatory.	true
Full disclosure: i get most of my jokes from a 13 year old amish kid named caleb.	true
What did the bra say to the hat? you go on ahead. i'll give these two a lift.	true
A gardener fell from grace and forgot how she once was. so she went back to her roots.	true
3 drunk men walked into a bar, but another man came with them. he ducked.	true
Opinions are like assholes... everyone has one, and some just taste better than others.	true
Dramatic art finds of 2012: from the flea market renoir to a dali at goodwill (photos)	false
Amy poehler book: 7 more celebs who penned books after divorce	false
I think tuesdays are worse than mondays. you can't use it's monday as an excuse.	true
The man and art behind andy warhol's silver factory	false
What's more fun than swinging a dead baby by a string? stopping it with a shovel!	true
How to get a faux bob hairstyle, beth of 'b. jones style' gives us her tips	false
Got a job at mcdonald's as a secret agent for the burger king.	true
Alabama christmas tickets: crimson tide fan taking dad to bcs national championship (video)	false
3 tips to find inner peace with lyme disease or chronic illness	false
Are we still burning witches? it's the 21st century. we should be microwaving them.	true
Who is the director of the first wireless movie? christopher no-lan	true
We plan. god laughs. even during the holidays.	false
What do you call the dollar tree stores in britain? pound town	true

What do you call someone who serves smelly drinks? a fartender

true

How running a tough mudder taught me to trust again

false

Everybody left the world cup party when her left tit popped

false

Tonys makes history when actors of color sweep musical categories

false

28 signs you're dealing with an oldest child

false

Bill clinton has been battling the same illness for 17 years. pneumonica.

true

Tales of the waria: inside indonesia's third-gender community

false

Last-minute easter sunday tips for procrastinating parents & bunnies

false

Redefining u.s. policy in the middle east: finding coherence in 2017

false

Why was the monster standing on his head? he was turning things over in his mind.

true

Nyfw day 3 was filled with statement accessories

false

Tifu by eating my coworkers sandwich oops, wrong sub

true

What warren buffett can teach us about personal finances

false

Fusion gps co-founder tells congress he thinks russians 'infiltrated' the nra

false

I'm 100% sure zebra's didn't earn those things.

true

Q: what was bob the builder called after he retired? a: bob.

true

Australia's prime minister defends religious liberty amid same-sex marriage poll

false

Watch gigi hadid walk the runway in just one shoe

false

Greek wisdom for a healthier state of mind

false

Robert saylor's death ruled a homicide: man with down syndrome died in police custody

false

How many tickles does it take for an octopus to laugh? tentickles.

true

Steve bannon removed from the national security council

false

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories ? a shaggy dogs tale !

true

Did you hear about the latest thing affected by recession? my hairline!

true

What did the tricep say to the muscular receptionist bye, 'cep!

true

What's the perfect line of work for a lizard? re-tail.

true

Husband: i love you. me: bullshit name 2 of my albums.

true

Hillary clinton gets a clean bill of health from her doctor

false

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh ten tickles

true

I just found out that those cows from the chick-fil-a commercials teach black people how to text.

true

We found the instagram account of our dreams

false

Vanessa paradis, brigitte bardot and more french style icons we can learn from (photos)

false

When the imaginary zebras start sawing off your legs, it's time to lay off the hard stuff.

true

The best things to eat and drink right now, according to 'gq' (photos)

false

The cutest thing my so does... her handwriting looks like she has parkinson's

true

This federal program is the reason anyone can access hiv care, regardless of ability to pay

false

If you eat skittles while drinking nyquil, you can taste the rainbows on pluto.

true

What do you call a chinese crab who just got dumped? a frustacean

true

How did the hipster burn his tongue? he drank the coffee before it was cool.

true

Coldplay & jay-z: music acts collaborate for new year's eve show

false

The hardest dinner conversation i've had with my kids as a lesbian mom

false

What kind of comedian becomes more famous if they bomb than if they don't? an islamic one.

true

I used to remember leonardo dicaprio when i was feeling down. unfortunately i still remember him.

true

Hiking in the swiss alps doesn't have to cost a fortune

false

Somebody get me a maple tree ... asap!

true

It's too hot outside, and these cute pups just can't keep their eyes open

false

What did the mexican fire chief name his two sons? hose a and hose b

true

How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex? call her and tell her.

true

I think inception really hit home with me because it's basically a story about sleeping.

true

Obama's budget calls for billions in climate funding

false

Lynda carter, the original 'wonder woman,' finally gets a hollywood walk of fame star

false

Nearly two-thirds of marketers are not giving consumers what they want

false

I like my women like i like my coffee... lukewarm and bitter.

true

I want to be an astronaut when i grow up. what high hopes you have !

true

What is a queens job? she queens and vacuums

true

Nfl player jon dorenbos wows 'america's got talent' judges with insane magic trick

false

Watch: nyc vendy awards finalist, luke's lobster: ambassadors of maine

false

Obama still has time to curb a toxic waste crisis caused by gadgets

false

America's clergy: the overlooked champions in the fight against food waste

false

How did the alien tie his shoes? with an astroknot.

true

Why do programmers celebrate christmas on halloween? because oct 31 == dec 25

true

I'm so sad because my friend is moving to shanghai. more like shang-bye.

true

Glass ceiling and class ceiling: can hillary smash both?

false

You need glasses when you do maths because it helps with division. -barbara from rooster teeth

true

Kate middleton and the mom in the mirror

false

A roman walks into a bar holds up two fingers and says 5 beers please.

true

6 things to keep in mind while shopping on amazon black friday

false

40 percent of cancer cases in us linked to weight

false

The punchline comes first. how can you be sure that a comedian has traveled back in time?

true

Louisiana protesters and activists demand justice for alton sterling

false

Ginger ale tastes so much worse outside an airplane.

true

Masochist meets sadist. torture me, saids masochists. sadist replies: no way

true

I don't know why a dingo would steal a baby when you can steal cool stuff like rollerblades.

true

Top 10 best ways we should start measuring black success

false

The trick to raising kids who love themselves

false

Rose, hibiscus, and thai basil lemon granitas: three frozen lemonades

false

Here's why polls got the republican caucus wrong

false

Madonna says 'rebel heart' photos are not racist

false

Why is chili so annoying? because it's always jalopeno business.

true

10 amazing visuals from a trip around the world

false

Some folks just can't pull off a bow tie... ...and they choke to death.

true

Where do cats go once they have used up all nine of their lives? purrgatory.

true

Full disclosure: i get most of my jokes from a 13 year old amish kid named caleb.

true

What did the bra say to the hat? you go on ahead. i'll give these two a lift.

true

A gardener fell from grace and forgot how she once was. so she went back to her roots.

true

3 drunk men walked into a bar, but another man came with them. he ducked.

true

Opinions are like assholes... everyone has one, and some just taste better than others.

true

Dramatic art finds of 2012: from the flea market renoir to a dali at goodwill (photos)

false

Amy poehler book: 7 more celebs who penned books after divorce

false

I think tuesdays are worse than mondays. you can't use it's monday as an excuse.

true

The man and art behind andy warhol's silver factory

false

What's more fun than swinging a dead baby by a string? stopping it with a shovel!

true

How to get a faux bob hairstyle, beth of 'b. jones style' gives us her tips

false

Got a job at mcdonald's as a secret agent for the burger king.

true

Alabama christmas tickets: crimson tide fan taking dad to bcs national championship (video)

false

3 tips to find inner peace with lyme disease or chronic illness

false

Are we still burning witches? it's the 21st century. we should be microwaving them.

true

Who is the director of the first wireless movie? christopher no-lan

true

We plan. god laughs. even during the holidays.

false

What do you call the dollar tree stores in britain? pound town

true