CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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What made gandalf spend most of his time in the shire at brothels? love of the halflings' queef.	true
What do you do if an elephant breaks his big toe? call a big toe truck.	true
Why were the indians here first? because they had reservations	true
Pizza deliveryman checks on stranger's grandma after hurricane	false
What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild? deez nuts	true
Lobbyists swarm congress to protect interests in gop tax bill	false
I saw trump's tax returns. you should, too.	false
Reading about how much daniel craig hates bond is like the pope visiting kim davis all over again.	true
Private prison companies will still lock up immigrants, despite doj decision	false
Why can't you find any painkillers in the jungle? because the paracetomol	true
Tokyo's robot restaurant: a bonus level for adventurous diners	false
Chris martin performs beautiful tribute to george michael at homeless shelter	false
Dallas police chief defends decision to use robot to kill gunman	false
The only thing bill cosby did wrong was pudding. ...pudding his dick where it doesn't belong.	true
What's long and hard on a black person? first grade	true
Charlie and the chocolate factory is basically saw, but with desserts.	true
What machine should i use at the gym to impress girls? the atm	true
How can you help a starving cannibal? give them a hand !	true
James franco directs new ads for seven for all mankind (photos, video)	false
Dark carnival: ghost clown shot in dunk tank	false
Michigan governor asks obama to declare emergency over flint water crisis	false
Pope admits he made 'serious errors' in handling chile sex abuse allegations	false
Senate dems ready to 'fight back hard' on anti-abortion bill	false
Money stress: why we use money to feel bad about ourselves	false
Due to my lack of sexual experience... i prematurely ejaculate every time i watch a baseball game.	true
New zealand prime minister john key unexpectedly announces resignation	false
Dying puppy found alone in forest makes miracle transformation	false
My visit with the lord of the startups: y combinator's paul graham	false
Reverse psychology is like regular psychology except the woman is facing the other way.	true
I asked rihanna where chris brown was she just shrugged her shoulders. beats me!	true
White people 'are a lot more blind than i thought,' killer mike tells stephen colbert	false
How do you make the best americanized chinese food? like tso.	true
Bill de blasio wants to see a vision from hillary clinton before endorsing her	false
Man ejected from football game gets sweet revenge with doughnuts	false
Why did the gamer refuse to join the boy scouts? he hates camping	true
When it comes to volunteering on my gynaecology residency, i'm the first to put my hand up.	true
What back to school really means for moms	false
Why the f**k can't i go to sleep?: pregnancy and postpartum sleep issues	false
Adele covers vogue march 2012: see the pics! (photos)	false
Vaginas are like the weather if its wet, its time to go inside.	true
Street artist mocks 'cry baby' jimmy kimmel in fake ads around l.a.	false
The horror of hearing the anesthesiologist say, yolo, as he puts you under.	true
These wacky vintage beauty products look like torture devices	false
The best juice boxes: our taste test results	false
You know why i love space murph? you keep gettin older. i stay the same age.	true
38-year-old defends his questionable behavior with 16-year-old niece	false
I hate fake girls. a nearby girl's coat busts open and four dogs tumble out	true
'evil sodomites' now being blamed for hurricane matthew	false
-i can't stand liars and fakes -you are so pretty -see? why can't everyone be honest like you	true
Japan has a clever solution to overcome the language barrier	false
Guide to making everyone hate you: step 1) turn your hat backwards	true
What did the boy pee say to the girl pee? urine angel.	true
bumps into an acquaintance in a world where there's no such thing as weather uhhhhhhhhhhh	true
Michelle obama won't stop encouraging kids to pursue college	false
Who made you the boss of me? reclaiming authority in our own lives	false
What do you call a liquid that spent all its money dissolving solute? solvent	true
Open up. this is the police. thank you. can we use your bathroom	true
Frank ocean's interview with timothée chalamet is pretty darn charming	false
Tired of hearing the same song over and over again? try being in marching band.	true
Two chinese guys walk into a bar.. the bartender says why the same face?	true
What do you call a faked pregnancy? a misconception.	true
Light travels faster than sound. this is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.	true
If awards season teaches us anything, it’s that everyone is problematic	false
New 'don't be mean to people' beer is fighting bigotry in north carolina	false
Political eye: a comprehensive master plan for addressing racial inequality	false
My poem to you roses are 0xff0000 violets are 0x0000ff return(success);	true
What is a stealth bombers favorite banana from bananas in pajamas? b2	true
This coming-out will make you want to ... redecorate?	false
Knock knock who's there? the pilot! let me in! . . . too soon?	true
Never lose your luggage again with these 4 tips	false
We should build a wall that keeps burning man attendees from coming home	false
Trump threatens to veto spending bill over border wall funding, then signs it	false
Who called it your 4th stepfather instead of mom beau number 5	true
What is the difference between jelly and jam? i dont jelly my dick down your throat.	true
What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? the wheelchair.	true
If you've ever watched a butcher wrap pork chops, you've seen me wrapping christmas presents.	true
What do you call an expensive circumcision? a bloody rip-off	true
Reese witherspoon cleaning her own hollywood star is next-level extra	false
If you do not say it, they can't repeat it.	true
Did you know jesus was gay? he was nailed by a bunch of guys.	true
What do gyms and prisons have in common? they're both full of ripped assholes.	true
I pinched out a bowel movement while reaching for a stool.	true
Something to celebrate: 17 of the best lgbt moments from march 11 - march 17	false
Kate upton in louboutin heels: swimsuit model proves she can toss a football in pumps (video)	false
What is the difference between tiger woods and ted cruz? heidi cannot swing a golf club.	true
Anything can be sexual if you think about it long and hard enough.	true
The 25 things moms really don't want to hear this thanksgiving	false
Lupita nyong'o wants to fill the 'gaping hole of representation' in hollywood	false
Leprosy joke what did the leper say to the hooker after they had sex? keep the tip.	true
What's a kidnapper's favorite kind of shoes? white vans	true
How very is a very good dinosaur? very. (thought of this idk if it was good)	true
Millions of 'shade balls' protect la's water during drought	false
Bigfoot versions differ across cultures, but rooted in common 'wild man' myth, expert suggests	false
Imagine a world where the nra used positive messaging and preached responsibility	false
I make spelling mistakes alot and when i say alot i mean a lot.	true
I bet george washington's favorite drinking game had to have been quarters.	true
My girlfriend was upset when i brought home a vibrator... it rubbed her the wrong way.	true
What do you name a dog with no legs? cigarette because you take him out for a drag.	true
What do tight jeans and a cheap hotel have in common? no ballroom	true
If jack helped you off the horse... ... would you help jack off the horse? i tried.	true

What made gandalf spend most of his time in the shire at brothels? love of the halflings' queef.

true

What do you do if an elephant breaks his big toe? call a big toe truck.

true

Why were the indians here first? because they had reservations

true

Pizza deliveryman checks on stranger's grandma after hurricane

false

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild? deez nuts

true

Lobbyists swarm congress to protect interests in gop tax bill

false

I saw trump's tax returns. you should, too.

false

Reading about how much daniel craig hates bond is like the pope visiting kim davis all over again.

true

Private prison companies will still lock up immigrants, despite doj decision

false

Why can't you find any painkillers in the jungle? because the paracetomol

true

Tokyo's robot restaurant: a bonus level for adventurous diners

false

Chris martin performs beautiful tribute to george michael at homeless shelter

false

Dallas police chief defends decision to use robot to kill gunman

false

The only thing bill cosby did wrong was pudding. ...pudding his dick where it doesn't belong.

true

What's long and hard on a black person? first grade

true

Charlie and the chocolate factory is basically saw, but with desserts.

true

What machine should i use at the gym to impress girls? the atm

true

How can you help a starving cannibal? give them a hand !

true

James franco directs new ads for seven for all mankind (photos, video)

false

Dark carnival: ghost clown shot in dunk tank

false

Michigan governor asks obama to declare emergency over flint water crisis

false

Pope admits he made 'serious errors' in handling chile sex abuse allegations

false

Senate dems ready to 'fight back hard' on anti-abortion bill

false

Money stress: why we use money to feel bad about ourselves

false

Due to my lack of sexual experience... i prematurely ejaculate every time i watch a baseball game.

true

New zealand prime minister john key unexpectedly announces resignation

false

Dying puppy found alone in forest makes miracle transformation

false

My visit with the lord of the startups: y combinator's paul graham

false

Reverse psychology is like regular psychology except the woman is facing the other way.

true

I asked rihanna where chris brown was she just shrugged her shoulders. beats me!

true

White people 'are a lot more blind than i thought,' killer mike tells stephen colbert

false

How do you make the best americanized chinese food? like tso.

true

Bill de blasio wants to see a vision from hillary clinton before endorsing her

false

Man ejected from football game gets sweet revenge with doughnuts

false

Why did the gamer refuse to join the boy scouts? he hates camping

true

When it comes to volunteering on my gynaecology residency, i'm the first to put my hand up.

true

What back to school really means for moms

false

Why the f**k can't i go to sleep?: pregnancy and postpartum sleep issues

false

Adele covers vogue march 2012: see the pics! (photos)

false

Vaginas are like the weather if its wet, its time to go inside.

true

Street artist mocks 'cry baby' jimmy kimmel in fake ads around l.a.

false

The horror of hearing the anesthesiologist say, yolo, as he puts you under.

true

These wacky vintage beauty products look like torture devices

false

The best juice boxes: our taste test results

false

You know why i love space murph? you keep gettin older. i stay the same age.

true

38-year-old defends his questionable behavior with 16-year-old niece

false

I hate fake girls. *a nearby girl's coat busts open and four dogs tumble out*

true

'evil sodomites' now being blamed for hurricane matthew

false

-i can't stand liars and fakes -you are so pretty -see? why can't everyone be honest like you

true

Japan has a clever solution to overcome the language barrier

false

Guide to making everyone hate you: step 1) turn your hat backwards

true

What did the boy pee say to the girl pee? urine angel.

true

*bumps into an acquaintance in a world where there's no such thing as weather* uhhhhhhhhhhh

true

Michelle obama won't stop encouraging kids to pursue college

false

Who made you the boss of me? reclaiming authority in our own lives

false

What do you call a liquid that spent all its money dissolving solute? solvent

true

Open up. this is the police. thank you. can we use your bathroom

true

Frank ocean's interview with timothée chalamet is pretty darn charming

false

Tired of hearing the same song over and over again? try being in marching band.

true

Two chinese guys walk into a bar.. the bartender says why the same face?

true

What do you call a faked pregnancy? a misconception.

true

Light travels faster than sound. this is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

true

If awards season teaches us anything, it’s that everyone is problematic

false

New 'don't be mean to people' beer is fighting bigotry in north carolina

false

Political eye: a comprehensive master plan for addressing racial inequality

false

My poem to you roses are 0xff0000 violets are 0x0000ff return(success);

true

What is a stealth bombers favorite banana from bananas in pajamas? b2

true

This coming-out will make you want to ... redecorate?

false

Knock knock who's there? the pilot! let me in! . . . too soon?

true

Never lose your luggage again with these 4 tips

false

We should build a wall that keeps burning man attendees from coming home

false

Trump threatens to veto spending bill over border wall funding, then signs it

false

Who called it your 4th stepfather instead of mom beau number 5

true

What is the difference between jelly and jam? i dont jelly my dick down your throat.

true

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? the wheelchair.

true

If you've ever watched a butcher wrap pork chops, you've seen me wrapping christmas presents.

true

What do you call an expensive circumcision? a bloody rip-off

true

Reese witherspoon cleaning her own hollywood star is next-level extra

false

If you do not say it, they can't repeat it.

true

Did you know jesus was gay? he was nailed by a bunch of guys.

true

What do gyms and prisons have in common? they're both full of ripped assholes.

true

I pinched out a bowel movement while reaching for a stool.

true

Something to celebrate: 17 of the best lgbt moments from march 11 - march 17

false

Kate upton in louboutin heels: swimsuit model proves she can toss a football in pumps (video)

false

What is the difference between tiger woods and ted cruz? heidi cannot swing a golf club.

true

Anything can be sexual if you think about it long and hard enough.

true

The 25 things moms really don't want to hear this thanksgiving

false

Lupita nyong'o wants to fill the 'gaping hole of representation' in hollywood

false

Leprosy joke what did the leper say to the hooker after they had sex? keep the tip.

true

What's a kidnapper's favorite kind of shoes? white vans

true

How very is a very good dinosaur? very. (thought of this idk if it was good)

true

Millions of 'shade balls' protect la's water during drought

false

Bigfoot versions differ across cultures, but rooted in common 'wild man' myth, expert suggests

false

Imagine a world where the nra used positive messaging and preached responsibility

false

I make spelling mistakes alot and when i say alot i mean a lot.

true

I bet george washington's favorite drinking game had to have been quarters.

true

My girlfriend was upset when i brought home a vibrator... it rubbed her the wrong way.

true

What do you name a dog with no legs? cigarette because you take him out for a drag.

true

What do tight jeans and a cheap hotel have in common? no ballroom

true

If jack helped you off the horse... ... would you help jack off the horse? i tried.

true