CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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Do me a solid just sounds like you're asking someone to poop for you and that's kinda gross.	true
Venezuela security agents seize opposition leaders in overnight raids, families say	false
North carolina republicans would give themselves a huge advantage with new electoral maps	false
Fitness chain bans cable news for not being part of a healthy lifestyle	false
'the birth of a nation' is the toast of sundance	false
Thought experiment: what if everything was your fault?	false
Hey girl, are you a fire alarm? 'cause you get triggered from the smallest of things	true
What do you call the irish guy who always brings flan to the potluck? shaun o'flanagan	true
Minnesota under fire for banning coverage of gender confirmation surgery	false
Afghan and american: a father and son bridge a cultural divide	false
Did you hear about the jewish couple that met during the holocaust? they were star-crossed lovers.	true
George clooney talks about his love for amal, and it’s devastatingly romantic	false
Michelle obama olympics look: flotus represents in a mixed-print outfit (photos)	false
What do you call the skin around a vagina a woman	true
Malia, sasha and flotus look stunning at president's swearing-in ceremony (photos)	false
'pandora's lunchbox': new book reveals how processed food took over the american meal	false
How did the art student make a million dollar work of art? he started with 2 million.	true
Mini pop-tarts are easier to make than you'd think	false
A small tattoo i'd hate to be a midget into tattoos...only get half the canvas space	true
The top 7 reasons black parents are magical	false
Me: a wise man once said... wife: stop quoting yourself!	true
What do you call the slums in paris? the baghetto	true
No retrial for white cop who killed unarmed black man jonathan ferrell	false
Why is manna from heaven like horse hay? both are food from aloft!	true
About a 50/50 chance a computer will be doing your job in 20 years	false
What's the difference between lobsters and crabs? i don't have lobsters!	true
According to my neighbor's journal, i have boundary issues.	true
Hey girl, are you a gorilla enclosure.. because i wanna drop a baby in you	true
'oitnb' star laura gómez advocates for lgbt rights in latin america	false
Students offer touching take on christmas classic during tornado warning	false
Where do you see yourself in 5 years? probably photos, reflective surfaces, things of that nature.	true
A patella throws a party because he's fun-knee	true
How do we know paul walker had dandruff? we found his heads & shoulders in the glove box.	true
Why is poop tapered? so your butt hole doesn't slam shut!	true
What's the difference between tequila, and all of my relationships? tequila never goes bad	true
Stella the dog discovers the joys of fall in a pile of leaves	false
This is what it's like to be the only black kid in class	false
It's not the fall that kills you; it's the sudden stop at the end.	true
Cherish your high school friendships, those people will be strangers for the rest of your life.	true
Did you hear about the irish paper boy? he blew away.	true
A parent's full focus is a form of love	false
Did you hear about the new chinese rap duo? 2 changz	true
What is the hardest thing to do after starting a family? ending them.	true
What do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot	true
How can i convince my buddhist friend that he owes me money from 3 lifetimes ago?	true
All the jokes about iphone 6s are just slightly improved jokes about iphone 6.	true
The newfronts are essential but schedule is a challenge, medialink's michael kassan (video)	false
You can thank a guy named bob butt for the long island iced tea	false
What did jay say when adnan opened the trunk? hae girl hae	true
Who takes the best selfies in la? i need someone good to do mine.	true
Why are led's a good investment? because they always diode.	true
What does the neckbeard say when asked what he did last weekend? m'laundry.	true
Vanuatu develops drought-resistant crops in response to climate change	false
'indivisible' at london film fest: italian cinema is alive and well	false
Summing up things about this year 2015: i am officially the worst year ever! 2016: hold my beer.	true
I know who tweeted that! -me when reading ecards on facebook	true
The 21st century: deleting history is often more important than making it.	true
I always cry before getting intimate with a girl does someone have tips against pepperspray?	true
The top 5 people donald trump might pick as his vice president	false
Me: sorry i can't go to the farmer's market with you. allergies. friend: pollen? me: hipsters.	true
Spray tan risks: dihydroxyacetone chemical could damage dna, abc news finds	false
How does stevie wonder check facebook? with his eyephone	true
A buddhist monk goes to a hot dog stall... and says make me one with everything.	true
Yes, ashanti is still here and ready for you to ‘say less’	false
Why are there no fertility clinics in arkansas? sooner or later they find a potent cousin.	true
Infographic: where's the party for new year's eve?	false
What do you call a turtle with an erection? a slow poke!	true
To curb rising health insurance costs, some states try 'reinsurance pools'	false
What happens when you want to work with a personal trainer, but you're too intimidated to ask?	false
The worst thing about being british with crohns... ...is all the the bloody shits you take.	true
Life is like a penis its very short but when it gets hard it seems very long	true
Massive protests in poland as government takes aim at courts	false
Will global warming influence women's risk for pregnancy diabetes?	false
How did the farmer find the sheep in the tall grass? very satisfying.	true
Hillary clinton assails donald trump's business record from atlantic city's boardwalk	false
You show me a piano falling down,a mine shaft, and i'll show you a flat miner.	true
What's the worst part about watching porn? ... the climax is always the same.	true
I will not sleep until i find a cure for my insomnia.	true
Supplements could have negative effect on endurance training	false
Beer-tapping physics: a scientific explanation behind fun bar trick (video)	false
Knock knock who's there ! crewcut ! crewcut who? crewcut and i'm the only one left !	true
Chipotle ordered to rehire fired worker who joined fight for $15	false
Tracy morgan says he was a 'crack dealer with a heart of gold'	false
Tiger woods nike 'apologies' commercial showcases covert driver (video)	false
Get a womb! - me when i see two newborns making out.	true
Why did the apple pie get fired from his job? because he showed up baked.	true
The new psychiatry: forget everything you think you know about mental health	false
Hillary clinton aiming for rout in south carolina	false
University of akron president resigns after financial controversies	false
Mlb sports agent accused of filming his clients in the shower	false
Why are there trees in harlem? public transport	true
Laughter is the best medicine -doctor who failed med school	true
What does a junkie use for protection during sex? a bus shelter	true
What happens when a sweatshop gets busted? the entire outfit is compromised.	true
Common sense is a flower that doesn't grow in everyone's garden.	true
Confucius say breasts without nipples would be pointless.	true
Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs? to avoid being mistaken for feminists.	true
Avoiding china's wrath, philippines defers upgrades to south china sea	false
Hear the one about the deaf man who went fishing? neither did he.	true
Why did the vegetables hop into the boiling pot of water? they were part of a stewicide pact.	true

Do me a solid just sounds like you're asking someone to poop for you and that's kinda gross.

true

Venezuela security agents seize opposition leaders in overnight raids, families say

false

North carolina republicans would give themselves a huge advantage with new electoral maps

false

Fitness chain bans cable news for not being part of a healthy lifestyle

false

'the birth of a nation' is the toast of sundance

false

Thought experiment: what if everything was your fault?

false

Hey girl, are you a fire alarm? 'cause you get triggered from the smallest of things

true

What do you call the irish guy who always brings flan to the potluck? shaun o'flanagan

true

Minnesota under fire for banning coverage of gender confirmation surgery

false

Afghan and american: a father and son bridge a cultural divide

false

Did you hear about the jewish couple that met during the holocaust? they were star-crossed lovers.

true

George clooney talks about his love for amal, and it’s devastatingly romantic

false

Michelle obama olympics look: flotus represents in a mixed-print outfit (photos)

false

What do you call the skin around a vagina a woman

true

Malia, sasha and flotus look stunning at president's swearing-in ceremony (photos)

false

'pandora's lunchbox': new book reveals how processed food took over the american meal

false

How did the art student make a million dollar work of art? he started with 2 million.

true

Mini pop-tarts are easier to make than you'd think

false

A small tattoo i'd hate to be a midget into tattoos...only get half the canvas space

true

The top 7 reasons black parents are magical

false

Me: a wise man once said... wife: stop quoting yourself!

true

What do you call the slums in paris? the baghetto

true

No retrial for white cop who killed unarmed black man jonathan ferrell

false

Why is manna from heaven like horse hay? both are food from aloft!

true

About a 50/50 chance a computer will be doing your job in 20 years

false

What's the difference between lobsters and crabs? i don't *have* lobsters!

true

According to my neighbor's journal, i have boundary issues.

true

Hey girl, are you a gorilla enclosure.. because i wanna drop a baby in you

true

'oitnb' star laura gómez advocates for lgbt rights in latin america

false

Students offer touching take on christmas classic during tornado warning

false

Where do you see yourself in 5 years? probably photos, reflective surfaces, things of that nature.

true

A patella throws a party because he's fun-knee

true

How do we know paul walker had dandruff? we found his heads & shoulders in the glove box.

true

Why is poop tapered? so your butt hole doesn't slam shut!

true

What's the difference between tequila, and all of my relationships? tequila never goes bad

true

Stella the dog discovers the joys of fall in a pile of leaves

false

This is what it's like to be the only black kid in class

false

It's not the fall that kills you; it's the sudden stop at the end.

true

Cherish your high school friendships, those people will be strangers for the rest of your life.

true

Did you hear about the irish paper boy? he blew away.

true

A parent's full focus is a form of love

false

Did you hear about the new chinese rap duo? 2 changz

true

What is the hardest thing to do after starting a family? ending them.

true

What do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot

true

How can i convince my buddhist friend that he owes me money from 3 lifetimes ago?

true

All the jokes about iphone 6s are just slightly improved jokes about iphone 6.

true

The newfronts are essential but schedule is a challenge, medialink's michael kassan (video)

false

You can thank a guy named bob butt for the long island iced tea

false

What did jay say when adnan opened the trunk? hae girl hae

true

Who takes the best selfies in la? i need someone good to do mine.

true

Why are led's a good investment? because they always diode.

true

What does the neckbeard say when asked what he did last weekend? m'laundry.

true

Vanuatu develops drought-resistant crops in response to climate change

false

'indivisible' at london film fest: italian cinema is alive and well

false

Summing up things about this year 2015: i am officially the worst year ever! 2016: hold my beer.

true

I know who tweeted that! -me when reading ecards on facebook

true

The 21st century: deleting history is often more important than making it.

true

I always cry before getting intimate with a girl does someone have tips against pepperspray?

true

The top 5 people donald trump might pick as his vice president

false

Me: sorry i can't go to the farmer's market with you. allergies. friend: pollen? me: hipsters.

true

Spray tan risks: dihydroxyacetone chemical could damage dna, abc news finds

false

How does stevie wonder check facebook? with his eyephone

true

A buddhist monk goes to a hot dog stall... and says make me one with everything.

true

Yes, ashanti is still here and ready for you to ‘say less’

false

Why are there no fertility clinics in arkansas? sooner or later they find a potent cousin.

true

Infographic: where's the party for new year's eve?

false

What do you call a turtle with an erection? a slow poke!

true

To curb rising health insurance costs, some states try 'reinsurance pools'

false

What happens when you want to work with a personal trainer, but you're too intimidated to ask?

false

The worst thing about being british with crohns... ...is all the the bloody shits you take.

true

Life is like a penis its very short but when it gets hard it seems very long

true

Massive protests in poland as government takes aim at courts

false

Will global warming influence women's risk for pregnancy diabetes?

false

How did the farmer find the sheep in the tall grass? very satisfying.

true

Hillary clinton assails donald trump's business record from atlantic city's boardwalk

false

You show me a piano falling down,a mine shaft, and i'll show you a flat miner.

true

What's the worst part about watching porn? ... the climax is always the same.

true

I will not sleep until i find a cure for my insomnia.

true

Supplements could have negative effect on endurance training

false

Beer-tapping physics: a scientific explanation behind fun bar trick (video)

false

Knock knock who's there ! crewcut ! crewcut who? crewcut and i'm the only one left !

true

Chipotle ordered to rehire fired worker who joined fight for $15

false

Tracy morgan says he was a 'crack dealer with a heart of gold'

false

Tiger woods nike 'apologies' commercial showcases covert driver (video)

false

Get a womb! - me when i see two newborns making out.

true

Why did the apple pie get fired from his job? because he showed up baked.

true

The new psychiatry: forget everything you think you know about mental health

false

Hillary clinton aiming for rout in south carolina

false

University of akron president resigns after financial controversies

false

Mlb sports agent accused of filming his clients in the shower

false

Why are there trees in harlem? public transport

true

Laughter is the best medicine -doctor who failed med school

true

What does a junkie use for protection during sex? a bus shelter

true

What happens when a sweatshop gets busted? the entire outfit is compromised.

true

Common sense is a flower that doesn't grow in everyone's garden.

true

Confucius say breasts without nipples would be pointless.

true

Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs? to avoid being mistaken for feminists.

true

Avoiding china's wrath, philippines defers upgrades to south china sea

false

Hear the one about the deaf man who went fishing? neither did he.

true

Why did the vegetables hop into the boiling pot of water? they were part of a stewicide pact.

true