CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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Here is the 8th person who was at donald trump jr.'s meeting with russians	false
I've got washboard abs. but unfortunately there is a load of laundry sitting on the washboard.	true
Supreme court to weigh divisive social issues in new session	false
Why did the chicken cross op's mother? .	true
Paul ryan declines to say if he'll run for another term in congress	false
Why do hurricanes have girl names? first they are all wild and wet, then they take your house.	true
What is the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer? the taste.	true
Y combinator: how the top start-up creator works	false
How do mexicans cut their pizza? with little caesars!	true
Q: what did the cook say to the dough? a: i need you!	true
Do you like oranges? well i am bad at colloquialisms! how you like them oranges?!?!	true
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs that can breathe underwater? gil.	true
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist ? to improve his bite !	true
Here's the only proof you need that renting in nyc is absurd	false
Island nations lead where all must follow in a looming climate crisis	false
Claire mccaskill's daughters are pleasant surprise at 2012 election (photos)	false
Jesus loves you is always great to hear unless you're in a mexican prison.	true
Stephen colbert is sick of donald trump stealing his act	false
How do you catch a unique rabbit? unique up on him.. heh	true
Who is this rorschach guy..... and why does he paint all these pictures of my parents fighting.	true
In germany, we know of a joke the french military.	true
Is the western wall a kind of idolatry?	false
Andrew lincoln and his cue cards are back in 'love actually' reunion teaser	false
Thursday's morning email: momentum grows in congress for 'bump stock' ban	false
What do you call a t-rex that's been weightlifting all day? dino-sore	true
I was going to tell you a joke about women's rights... ...but it would have been too funny	true
Census funding cuts might cost rural america billions	false
Why don't monkeys gamble in the jungle? there are too many cheetahs.	true
Why can't mites race in nascar? because mites make rights, not lefts.	true
Why did the cat get arrested for playing a violin? because it was a kitty fiddler.	true
Why do they call them rapeseeds? it's not like the flowers ever consented.	true
To all the ananda's out there.. what's better than eating a mandarin? eating amanda out.	true
The drunker i get, the more dance moves i know.	true
What do you call an asexual who tries to be hetero? an ace in the hole.	true
One day i shall solve my problems with maturity. today, however, it will be alcohol.	true
Man jailed in suspected hate crime after mosque worshiper is stabbed in california	false
Here is about 2 minutes of flies getting capped with a plastic gun that shoots salt	false
Senate democrats would like to remind you that donald trump still hasn't released his tax returns	false
It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs. they always take things literally.	true
Laser joke a blue laser hertz twice as much as a red laser.	true
Saudi attack on yemen aims to prevent thaw between iran and the west	false
What do u call 1,000 black people on a plane back to africa? a good start.	true
A brief history of venus williams' braided hairstyles	false
Why did aristotle hate french fries? they were fried in ancient grease!	true
Brad pitt is a rock star general in absurdist 'war machine' trailer	false
Tom jones honors elvis presley in the first video and single from his new cd, long lost suitcase	false
Press-on nails: the '80s beauty trend makes a comeback (poll, photos)	false
Girls expelled for getting pregnant during ebola crisis back in school	false
Mitch mcconnell says elections are 'not an excuse' for senators to skip work	false
June squibb's oscar nomination means she no longer has to audition for parts	false
What does a spanish speaking ghost say when they like you? mi ghosta!!	true
Pet custody: divorced couples fighting over fido (video)	false
Can you pass the science quiz that too many americans failed?	false
Obama's endorsement of debbie wasserman schultz brings in serious money... for her challenger	false
After years of birther conspiracies, trump aide claims gop never questioned obama's legitimacy	false
Little girl's drawing of mom is probably completely accurate (photo)	false
Conan celebrates his film debut like only conan would	false
Pirates didn't want the fountain of youth, they wanted a cure to scurvy a vitamin sea	true
Tiger woods live updates: round 3 at pga championship	false
The duchess of cambridge can't get enough of these classic white sneakers	false
Fun fact about germany... fooled ya... there's nothing funny about germany	true
Do not dismiss my grief just because drugs killed my loved one	false
What do pirates and strip clubs have in common? neither can get enough booty	true
Parents are like future electric cars they can go for years without recharging	true
The best food processors, according to amazon reviewers	false
Bill maher slams undecided swing state voters and the media for celebrating them (video)	false
I have glasses but cannot see. i have feet but cannot walk. what am i? a riddle.	true
First nighter: pushkin's eugene onegin, poe's the raven take flight	false
Maybe i should get married. its not like i have sex anyway.	true
Cumin recipes to spice up your life (photos)	false
Tv wives: 14 most memorable wives on television	false
How many dead babies can fit inside a bio-dumpster? 16.	true
Is trump trying to goad kim jong-un into war?	false
The last word on the ban bossy campaign	false
Too little sleep increases heart disease risk in obese adolescents (study)	false
Why did the suicide bomber explode on the train? to get to the other side.	true
I once met a man from nantucket... ...he didn't understand limericks, either.	true
How many vegans does it take to eat a bacon cheeseburger? one if nobody's looking.	true
What do you call houses who have good behavior? manors.	true
Anthony 'treach' criss of naughty by nature arrested in new jersey: report	false
Hilary duff says aaron carter makes her 'uncomfortable'	false
Toby keith won't apologize for performing at donald trump's inauguration celebration	false
I tried to eat soup with a fork. it was a strain.	true
Youtube star logan paul sparks outrage with disturbing 'dead body' video	false
My friend oscar met leonardo dicaprio and told him a joke. he didn't get it.	true
My wife had the best mother's day i didn't ask her for sex, not even once.	true
Why don't the dutch have a space program? their spaceships netherland.	true
Did you hear about the woman with 12 breasts? sounds crazy, dozen tit?	true
I hate being friends with the repo-guy he only comes around when he wants something.	true
Alex garant's 'queen of double eyes' will break your brain	false
My friend told me to stop singing wonderwall i said maaaybe	true
Black ice is just like regular ice except it dies first in movies.	true
An alligator decided to have unprotected sex... now he has gatorades.	true
Everything's made in china except babies... ...those are made in vachina.	true
Keeping all the balls in the air, or 'calgon, take me away!'	false
What to do when your teen hates you	false
Yes, men are still harassing people on the street. no, it's still not okay.	false
In living color: plant dyeing with sasha duerr	false
My fantasy is having two men at once. one cooking. one cleaning.	true
There was a murder at the mime convention everyone was left speechless	true

Here is the 8th person who was at donald trump jr.'s meeting with russians

false

I've got washboard abs. but unfortunately there is a load of laundry sitting on the washboard.

true

Supreme court to weigh divisive social issues in new session

false

Why did the chicken cross op's mother? .

true

Paul ryan declines to say if he'll run for another term in congress

false

Why do hurricanes have girl names? first they are all wild and wet, then they take your house.

true

What is the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer? the taste.

true

Y combinator: how the top start-up creator works

false

How do mexicans cut their pizza? with little caesars!

true

Q: what did the cook say to the dough? a: i need you!

true

Do you like oranges? well i am bad at colloquialisms! how you like them oranges?!?!

true

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs that can breathe underwater? gil.

true

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist ? to improve his bite !

true

Here's the only proof you need that renting in nyc is absurd

false

Island nations lead where all must follow in a looming climate crisis

false

Claire mccaskill's daughters are pleasant surprise at 2012 election (photos)

false

Jesus loves you is always great to hear unless you're in a mexican prison.

true

Stephen colbert is sick of donald trump stealing his act

false

How do you catch a unique rabbit? unique up on him.. heh

true

Who is this rorschach guy..... and why does he paint all these pictures of my parents fighting.

true

In germany, we know of a joke the french military.

true

Is the western wall a kind of idolatry?

false

Andrew lincoln and his cue cards are back in 'love actually' reunion teaser

false

Thursday's morning email: momentum grows in congress for 'bump stock' ban

false

What do you call a t-rex that's been weightlifting all day? dino-sore

true

I was going to tell you a joke about women's rights... ...but it would have been too funny

true

Census funding cuts might cost rural america billions

false

Why don't monkeys gamble in the jungle? there are too many cheetahs.

true

Why can't mites race in nascar? because mites make rights, not lefts.

true

Why did the cat get arrested for playing a violin? because it was a kitty fiddler.

true

Why do they call them rapeseeds? it's not like the flowers ever consented.

true

To all the ananda's out there.. what's better than eating a mandarin? eating amanda out.

true

The drunker i get, the more dance moves i know.

true

What do you call an asexual who tries to be hetero? an ace in the hole.

true

One day i shall solve my problems with maturity. today, however, it will be alcohol.

true

Man jailed in suspected hate crime after mosque worshiper is stabbed in california

false

Here is about 2 minutes of flies getting capped with a plastic gun that shoots salt

false

Senate democrats would like to remind you that donald trump still hasn't released his tax returns

false

It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs. they always take things literally.

true

Laser joke a blue laser hertz twice as much as a red laser.

true

Saudi attack on yemen aims to prevent thaw between iran and the west

false

What do u call 1,000 black people on a plane back to africa? a good start.

true

A brief history of venus williams' braided hairstyles

false

Why did aristotle hate french fries? they were fried in ancient grease!

true

Brad pitt is a rock star general in absurdist 'war machine' trailer

false

Tom jones honors elvis presley in the first video and single from his new cd, long lost suitcase

false

Press-on nails: the '80s beauty trend makes a comeback (poll, photos)

false

Girls expelled for getting pregnant during ebola crisis back in school

false

Mitch mcconnell says elections are 'not an excuse' for senators to skip work

false

June squibb's oscar nomination means she no longer has to audition for parts

false

What does a spanish speaking ghost say when they like you? mi ghosta!!

true

Pet custody: divorced couples fighting over fido (video)

false

Can you pass the science quiz that too many americans failed?

false

Obama's endorsement of debbie wasserman schultz brings in serious money... for her challenger

false

After years of birther conspiracies, trump aide claims gop never questioned obama's legitimacy

false

Little girl's drawing of mom is probably completely accurate (photo)

false

Conan celebrates his film debut like only conan would

false

Pirates didn't want the fountain of youth, they wanted a cure to scurvy a vitamin sea

true

Tiger woods live updates: round 3 at pga championship

false

The duchess of cambridge can't get enough of these classic white sneakers

false

Fun fact about germany... fooled ya... there's nothing funny about germany

true

Do not dismiss my grief just because drugs killed my loved one

false

What do pirates and strip clubs have in common? neither can get enough booty

true

Parents are like future electric cars they can go for years without recharging

true

The best food processors, according to amazon reviewers

false

Bill maher slams undecided swing state voters and the media for celebrating them (video)

false

I have glasses but cannot see. i have feet but cannot walk. what am i? a riddle.

true

First nighter: pushkin's eugene onegin, poe's the raven take flight

false

Maybe i should get married. its not like i have sex anyway.

true

Cumin recipes to spice up your life (photos)

false

Tv wives: 14 most memorable wives on television

false

How many dead babies can fit inside a bio-dumpster? 16.

true

Is trump trying to goad kim jong-un into war?

false

The last word on the ban bossy campaign

false

Too little sleep increases heart disease risk in obese adolescents (study)

false

Why did the suicide bomber explode on the train? to get to the other side.

true

I once met a man from nantucket... ...he didn't understand limericks, either.

true

How many vegans does it take to eat a bacon cheeseburger? one if nobody's looking.

true

What do you call houses who have good behavior? manors.

true

Anthony 'treach' criss of naughty by nature arrested in new jersey: report

false

Hilary duff says aaron carter makes her 'uncomfortable'

false

Toby keith won't apologize for performing at donald trump's inauguration celebration

false

I tried to eat soup with a fork. it was a strain.

true

Youtube star logan paul sparks outrage with disturbing 'dead body' video

false

My friend oscar met leonardo dicaprio and told him a joke. he didn't get it.

true

My wife had the best mother's day i didn't ask her for sex, not even once.

true

Why don't the dutch have a space program? their spaceships netherland.

true

Did you hear about the woman with 12 breasts? sounds crazy, dozen tit?

true

I hate being friends with the repo-guy he only comes around when he wants something.

true

Alex garant's 'queen of double eyes' will break your brain

false

My friend told me to stop singing wonderwall i said maaaybe

true

Black ice is just like regular ice except it dies first in movies.

true

An alligator decided to have unprotected sex... now he has gatorades.

true

Everything's made in china except babies... ...those are made in vachina.

true

Keeping all the balls in the air, or 'calgon, take me away!'

false

What to do when your teen hates you

false

Yes, men are still harassing people on the street. no, it's still not okay.

false

In living color: plant dyeing with sasha duerr

false

My fantasy is having two men at once. one cooking. one cleaning.

true

There was a murder at the mime convention everyone was left speechless

true