CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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What do you call a kid with no arms or legs at the front door? matt.	true
Trump's transgender military ban sparks negative comments from facebook community	false
You really have to hand it to blind prostitutes.	true
I was dating a girl with a lazy eye... but caught her seeing someone on the side.	true
Disabled kitten uses walker to take first steps	false
Two satellites get married the wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!	true
Honeymoon tips to help you relax and recharge	false
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? fish.	true
Baltimore police: we don't have enough info to find ben carson's popeyes holdup	false
Riding an amtrak train cross-country: a unique view of america (photos)	false
The 8 biggest mistakes generation y is making	false
When you rob an ikea store they probably make you put all the money in the bag yourself.	true
Cop who killed philando castile said he feared for his life, 'had no other choice'	false
I learned to crochet in prison... now you say something.	true
Why did the virus get a ticket? because he was driving under the influenza......	true
Tiny towns, small states bet on bitcoin even as some shun its miners	false
Trump touts tariffs at rally for embattled pennsylvania republican	false
As fast track/tpp becomes new third rail, where is clinton?	false
At the university of texas, echoes of its confederate past reverberate in the present	false
The misinformation age: exposing fake news does not absolve mainstream media's own failures	false
What's the opposite of stephen hawking? stephen talking.	true
I'm new in town. could you give me directions to your apartment?	true
Whats the difference between a corvette and a blowjob? your mom didnt give me a corvette	true
Paul ryan: ‘anti-semitic images' have no place in presidential campaigns	false
If i reject your call the first two times, ring me again. i'm really just testing your resolve.	true
Had a summer job helping to make art out of elephant dung. it was pretty shit.	true
Margot robbie is the perfect ivanka trump for 'celebrity family feud' on 'snl'	false
Joint facebook accounts are the couples sitting on the same side of the booth of the internet.	true
Symantec says 'highly likely' north korean hacking group behind ransomware attack	false
You know what i love about having kids? not having them.	true
5 surprising ways to wear a grey sweatshirt (photos)	false
If olive oil comes from olives where does baby oil come from?	true
Even as california burned, fox news favored trump's nfl controversy	false
Here's the real reason why martha stewart refuses to watch 'orange is the new black'	false
The cow says moo. the pig says oink. the dog says ed..ward.	true
Why are mexicans good at bow hunting? because they hav-an-arrow! :d	true
An englishman , irishman and scotsman walk in to a bar the bar was set too low.	true
Google will now help you register to vote	false
Q: why do cats like to hear other cats make noise? - a: it's meow-sic to their ears!	true
If you see an apple store getting robbed.... does that make you an iwitness?	true
Why are lazy farmers so great? because they are just out standing in their fields.	true
Why did the lawyer of a satanist go to hell because he was playing devils advocate	true
If you show me a piano falling down a mine shaft... i'll show you aflat minor.	true
Dentist: you need a crown. patient: finally someone who understands me	true
Iraq: be careful how you mess with the sunni world	false
Calls for calm, curfew bring quieter night after milwaukee riots	false
Whats the number one reason for pedophilia? sexy children.	true
What fiona apple and jimmy stewart know about loving -- and losing -- a dog	false
Destination daydream: 14 thai resorts to ignite your wanderlust	false
'my daughter is not a princess': an essay from the 'listen to your mother' reading series	false
I love how xanax spelled backwards is retard	true
Apple announces revamped apple tv that will double as gaming system	false
'moana' comes out on top at the box office for third consecutive weekend	false
What was alex rodriguez's last hit? who gives a shit, he's finally done ruining the sport.	true
What's the difference between a sociopath and a psychopath? you can't ride your bike on a sociopath	true
What do you call a steer playing with itself? beef stroganoff	true
St. vincent's tweets on nutella, werther's originals and more	false
Just because you have one doesn't mean you have to act like one.	true
The rest they need: the role of the parent in pediatric sleep	false
Roy moore believes america was great during slavery. twitter users detonate.	false
Most u.s. dermatologists receive money from drug companies	false
You would have thought that someone would have invented hindsight sooner.	true
Senate dems urge nih to renew gun violence research funding	false
What song does a car radio play? a cartoon (car tune).	true
Huffpost rise: what you need to know on february 15	false
Losing control of my car and my life	false
My penis is so big... the only relationships i can have are long distance	true
This tweet has been a test of the emergency procrastination system.	true
What do you get when you cross two thieves with a carpenter ... good friday!!!	true
Lapd officer involved in ezell ford shooting found to have acted 'out of policy'	false
Nice to meet you. i'm from philadelphia. welcome to the united states.	true
The little-known story behind the most famous movie quote ever	false
Why did the console peasant cross the road? to render the buildings on the other side.	true
Never mind what the constitution says, our prison system has run amok	false
Mixed weight relationships: no one prepared us for the biggest conflict in our marriage	false
Jane seymour, james keach: actress opens up about divorce on 'the view'	false
Shout out... ...to the people who don't know what the opposite of in is.	true
Megan mullally didn't realize ellen was gay when they became friends	false
13 of the most butt-clenching race walking photos	false
Roberto unger, obama's former harvard law school professor, says the president 'must be defeated'	false
What did king midas say to get peoples attention? eh you!!	true
John mayer is ready to treat someone else's body like a wonderland	false
There are just too many blogs and i will talk about it more during my next podcast.	true
Claressa shields is first u.s. boxer in a century to win gold twice	false
Radiation technique for knockoffs may be the coolest way to spot a fake	false
For the record, riding my unicycle to the bank robbery was a terrible idea.	true
At the bar last evening, there was a blackout.... ..good thing, i had a light beer.	true
'htgawm' star karla souza explains why she's a 'spoiled american'	false
Saturn's rings, surface, moons captured in incredible photos by nasa's cassini spacecraft	false
Why did the plumber kill himself? he was sewericidal.	true
Jason ritter talks 'gilmore girls,' 'us & them' and 'parenthood'	false
The secret behind her smile: mary tyler moore	false
What do you call a 1 ton toilet? el-ton john	true
Jimmy fallon's rosetta stone spoof will help anyone translate donald trump	false
Stop catching foul balls while holding your babies, you lunatics	false
So i drew a perfect circle today. you could say i finally got around to it.	true
The clean & easy way to roast beets	false
What was sisyphus's favourite type of music? rock 'n' roll	true
A unique norwegian choir is united by coal as mining industry suffers	false
Mom shows why mothers have 'earned' their postpartum 'stripes'	false

What do you call a kid with no arms or legs at the front door? matt.

true

Trump's transgender military ban sparks negative comments from facebook community

false

You really have to hand it to blind prostitutes.

true

I was dating a girl with a lazy eye... but caught her seeing someone on the side.

true

Disabled kitten uses walker to take first steps

false

Two satellites get married the wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!

true

Honeymoon tips to help you relax and recharge

false

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? fish.

true

Baltimore police: we don't have enough info to find ben carson's popeyes holdup

false

Riding an amtrak train cross-country: a unique view of america (photos)

false

The 8 biggest mistakes generation y is making

false

When you rob an ikea store they probably make you put all the money in the bag yourself.

true

Cop who killed philando castile said he feared for his life, 'had no other choice'

false

I learned to crochet in prison... now you say something.

true

Why did the virus get a ticket? because he was driving under the influenza......

true

Tiny towns, small states bet on bitcoin even as some shun its miners

false

Trump touts tariffs at rally for embattled pennsylvania republican

false

As fast track/tpp becomes new third rail, where is clinton?

false

At the university of texas, echoes of its confederate past reverberate in the present

false

The misinformation age: exposing fake news does not absolve mainstream media's own failures

false

What's the opposite of stephen hawking? stephen talking.

true

I'm new in town. could you give me directions to your apartment?

true

Whats the difference between a corvette and a blowjob? your mom didnt give me a corvette

true

Paul ryan: ‘anti-semitic images' have no place in presidential campaigns

false

If i reject your call the first two times, ring me again. i'm really just testing your resolve.

true

Had a summer job helping to make art out of elephant dung. it was pretty shit.

true

Margot robbie is the perfect ivanka trump for 'celebrity family feud' on 'snl'

false

Joint facebook accounts are the couples sitting on the same side of the booth of the internet.

true

Symantec says 'highly likely' north korean hacking group behind ransomware attack

false

You know what i love about having kids? not having them.

true

5 surprising ways to wear a grey sweatshirt (photos)

false

If olive oil comes from olives where does baby oil come from?

true

Even as california burned, fox news favored trump's nfl controversy

false

Here's the real reason why martha stewart refuses to watch 'orange is the new black'

false

The cow says moo. the pig says oink. the dog says ed..ward.

true

Why are mexicans good at bow hunting? because they hav-an-arrow! :d

true

An englishman , irishman and scotsman walk in to a bar the bar was set too low.

true

Google will now help you register to vote

false

Q: why do cats like to hear other cats make noise? - a: it's meow-sic to their ears!

true

If you see an apple store getting robbed.... does that make you an iwitness?

true

Why are lazy farmers so great? because they are just out standing in their fields.

true

Why did the lawyer of a satanist go to hell because he was playing devils advocate

true

If you show me a piano falling down a mine shaft... i'll show you aflat minor.

true

Dentist: you need a crown. patient: finally someone who understands me

true

Iraq: be careful how you mess with the sunni world

false

Calls for calm, curfew bring quieter night after milwaukee riots

false

Whats the number one reason for pedophilia? sexy children.

true

What fiona apple and jimmy stewart know about loving -- and losing -- a dog

false

Destination daydream: 14 thai resorts to ignite your wanderlust

false

'my daughter is not a princess': an essay from the 'listen to your mother' reading series

false

I love how xanax spelled backwards is retard

true

Apple announces revamped apple tv that will double as gaming system

false

'moana' comes out on top at the box office for third consecutive weekend

false

What was alex rodriguez's last hit? who gives a shit, he's finally done ruining the sport.

true

What's the difference between a sociopath and a psychopath? you can't ride your bike on a sociopath

true

What do you call a steer playing with itself? beef stroganoff

true

St. vincent's tweets on nutella, werther's originals and more

false

Just because you have one doesn't mean you have to act like one.

true

The rest they need: the role of the parent in pediatric sleep

false

Roy moore believes america was great during slavery. twitter users detonate.

false

Most u.s. dermatologists receive money from drug companies

false

You would have thought that someone would have invented hindsight sooner.

true

Senate dems urge nih to renew gun violence research funding

false

What song does a car radio play? a cartoon (car tune).

true

Huffpost rise: what you need to know on february 15

false

Losing control of my car and my life

false

My penis is so big... the only relationships i can have are long distance

true

This tweet has been a test of the emergency procrastination system.

true

What do you get when you cross two thieves with a carpenter ... good friday!!!

true

Lapd officer involved in ezell ford shooting found to have acted 'out of policy'

false

Nice to meet you. i'm from philadelphia. welcome to the united states.

true

The little-known story behind the most famous movie quote ever

false

Why did the console peasant cross the road? to render the buildings on the other side.

true

Never mind what the constitution says, our prison system has run amok

false

Mixed weight relationships: no one prepared us for the biggest conflict in our marriage

false

Jane seymour, james keach: actress opens up about divorce on 'the view'

false

Shout out... ...to the people who don't know what the opposite of in is.

true

Megan mullally didn't realize ellen was gay when they became friends

false

13 of the most butt-clenching race walking photos

false

Roberto unger, obama's former harvard law school professor, says the president 'must be defeated'

false

What did king midas say to get peoples attention? eh you!!

true

John mayer is ready to treat someone else's body like a wonderland

false

There are just too many blogs and i will talk about it more during my next podcast.

true

Claressa shields is first u.s. boxer in a century to win gold twice

false

Radiation technique for knockoffs may be the coolest way to spot a fake

false

For the record, riding my unicycle to the bank robbery was a terrible idea.

true

At the bar last evening, there was a blackout.... ..good thing, i had a light beer.

true

'htgawm' star karla souza explains why she's a 'spoiled american'

false

Saturn's rings, surface, moons captured in incredible photos by nasa's cassini spacecraft

false

Why did the plumber kill himself? he was sewericidal.

true

Jason ritter talks 'gilmore girls,' 'us & them' and 'parenthood'

false

The secret behind her smile: mary tyler moore

false

What do you call a 1 ton toilet? el-ton john

true

Jimmy fallon's rosetta stone spoof will help anyone translate donald trump

false

Stop catching foul balls while holding your babies, you lunatics

false

So i drew a perfect circle today. you could say i finally got around to it.

true

The clean & easy way to roast beets

false

What was sisyphus's favourite type of music? rock 'n' roll

true

A unique norwegian choir is united by coal as mining industry suffers

false

Mom shows why mothers have 'earned' their postpartum 'stripes'

false