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Mike pence defends donald trump: 'stay tuned, it's still early'
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Chicago area officials demand accountability for drugmakers 'complicit' in opioid crisis
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Top doj official implies reporter may not be jailed in leak case
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Suggestions for national democrats, from a texas democrat
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How many add/adhd kids does it take to change a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?
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Laughing octopus q:how many tickles would it take to make an octopus laugh? a:ten
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A joke my girlfriend came up with today... can you let me out the basement for 5 minutes?
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Top isis commander killed in iraqi air strike: iraqi military
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Gwist recap: the best video clips from the gay youtube channel, july 27 - august 3
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How the morality of 'star trek' could help today's chaotic world
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5 fun & free ways for single moms to entertain their kids this summer
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America’s health is in the hands of gop frat boys
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What's the best thing about a blowjob? the five minutes of peace and quiet
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What does your mom and pac-man have in common? she eats balls all day. woka woka woka woka!!!!!
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What do you call a nice canadian meal on a colorful roof? poutina.
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Men are like cement. after getting laid they take a long time to get hard.
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What do you call a white slave? whipped cream.
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Asteroid vesta's surface features revealed in colorful new nasa video
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Did you hear about the two gay basketball players? they went head to head.
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The other day my friend threw up grapes.... and wouldn't stop wine-ing about it
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Update: 2 marines dead after military aircraft crashes at bellows air force station in hawaii
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Fear in hollywood that oscar acting nominees will be exclusively white
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Steve bannon did business with harvey weinstein in 2005: report
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Lone trees we wish we were under (or in the general vicinity of)
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Just got my nipples pierced! and they gave me a discount because i have so many!
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Ex girlfriends are like a box of chocolates... ...they'll kill your dog.
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Why i won't explain what happened in boston to my toddler
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Jon stewart's best lines from 'rumble' debate with bill o'reilly (list)
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Charles koch: clinton might make better president than republican candidates
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Whats the definition of love true love and showing off? spitting swallowing and gargling.
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Do you know why i stopped playing uno with my mexican friends? they steal all the green cards.
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Why couldn't the anthropologist find any lomekwian tools? they were looking in oldowan places
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What's a jewish person's least favourite subreddit? r/showerthoughts
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Had a near death experience last night a cop pulled me over.
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What do you call a jewish baby who isn't circumcised? a girl.
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15 pixie haircuts that make us want to chop off our hair (photos)
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My girlfriend told me she was retaining water and gaining weight... i told her not to sweat it.
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It was love at first sight. then i took a second look!
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Rajon rondo is quietly back to being rajon rondo
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The worst question to ask your teenage son
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Theoretically, you can't really complain if there's a pubic hair on your everything bagel.
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How to make a pear and fig galette (video)
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Me: i have crab like reflexes dad:i think you mean cat like reflexes me: what
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Test your color matching skills with this addictive web quiz (quiz)
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Financial security of americans declines in july, the biggest drop in nearly a year
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See lebron james age before your very eyes in 1 glorious gif
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Hugh jackman is so thirsty to win this game of catchphrase
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Karlie kloss paris fashion week 2012: is a major moment in store?
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19 clever products for people who do not, cannot, will not cook
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Mummified dog and other oddities 'shatter your senses' in new ripley's book
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Here's how trump's rage campaign opened the door to the james comey firing
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What's easier to pick up the heavier it gets? women.
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Sasha hunt stuffed a sock in her baby son's mouth and left him to die: police
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San bernardino victim shielded others as the bullets flew
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Is there life after debt for puerto rico?
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How come apple-products have so small transistors? children have very small hands
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What do you call a whistleblower stuck in a blizzard? snowd-en
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What do you get if you cross a skunk and a dinosaur? a stinkasaurus!
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'carol,' 'the danish girl' and 'i am cait' among glaad media awards nominees
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Don't call it pampering: massage wants to be medicine
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Hillary clinton: after orlando, we can't demonize muslim people
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How do you get the emo out of the tree? cut the rope.
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Why this ballet dancer wants to stand out, and stand up for workers' rights
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Brock turner lied about his past with drugs and alcohol
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How to stay strong and prevent muscle loss
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Why did the horse run into the bar? he didn't jump high enough.
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I've decided that i'm going to start texting people back. that's it. that's the joke.
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Q: why did the blonde snort sweet-n-low? a: she thought it was diet coke.
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Vin diesel reveals big reason 'fast and furious 8' is headed to new york
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States crack down on police 'stingray' tech that can intercept your texts
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Zombies are categorically asexual as they are more interested in taking head than giving head.
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What did the magician say when he a did a magic trick on the spaghetti? pesto chango
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Arctic town heads to canada’s supreme court to battle fuel exploration
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What do you call a lazy fan of the old price is right? a barker lounger !
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Health care spending is rising faster, but don't panic
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Beyond borders: an unexpected trip to mexico with a dying man
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Prominent neuroscientist documents cognitive benefits of exercise at all ages
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Miley cyrus and liam hemsworth remember meeting muhammad ali with touching photo
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What do call a potato that knows martial arts? jacket chan
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What's the difference between hungry and horny? where you put the cucumber!
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Raging california wildfires drive 13,000 from their homes
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I find my own face to be scary... but i guess that's just me
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My friend told me he broke my lamp he said i hope you're not mad. no, im delighted
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Dear apple, sorry to hear that you're still figuring out how cell phones work.
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How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan? take away their tiny brooms!
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Cats really hate dryers. however, patches has never looked this fluffy
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If i had a face like yours, i'd sue my parents.
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One last plea to the city of belfast: save lennox and save face
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Why do blondes have bruises on their bellybuttons? because blonde guys aren't that smart either
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I hope the new royal baby girl doesn't follow in her grandmother's tire tracks .
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How do you like your eggs? i like 'em just fine
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Malaysia detains woman in connection with assassination of north korean leader's half-brother
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Why didn't the electron leave it's house? because it was grounded.
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How can you tell when someone is vegan? don't worry, they'll tell you.
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Scott disick's mom, bonnie disick, dies at 63
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The last thing on earth you want to do will be the last thing you do.
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Women need to stop giving away their services
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Why did the hobbit put his phone on silent? because he was bored of the rings!
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I lost weight: ella ricker wanted to become a runner and lost 116 pounds
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Knock, knock. who's there? annie. annie who? annie body home?
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