CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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A blind man walks in to a fish shop and says hello there lady s	true
One great thing you can do for your business career in 2015	false
What goes; green-red-green-red-green-red-green-red? a frog in my blender	true
What do you call a russian with tourettes syndrome? yukanol fukov	true
What gets louder as its gets smaller? a baby in a trash compactor.	true
What did jay sherman say about your breath? it stinks!	true
That awkward moment you run into someone in public that you know, and there is nowhere to hide.	true
Does anyone need a vacuum cleaner? i have one here, it's just collecting dust.	true
Justin bieber wore a nirvana shirt and people got really pissed off	false
Texas gop lawmaker hangs 'former fetus' sign outside his office in state capitol	false
Philip seymour hoffman's story and obamacare coverage of drug addiction	false
Where do you find a dog with no arms or legs? right where ya left him.	true
Throw an easy outdoor cocktail party (without stressing out)	false
How is cat food sold ? usually purr can !	true
Why did the lion lose at poker? he was playing with a cheetah.	true
What does the husband say to his wife whose nose is bleeding? nothing, he already said it twice.	true
11 makeup counter dilemmas that drive us bananas (gifs)	false
Judge requires drunk drivers to download uber or lyft	false
This house is not going to clean itself. apparently, i'm not either.	true
Living in the shadow of a gun crime: 14 years later	false
Metlife peanuts super bowl commercial reminds us why we love charlie brown (video)	false
Hundreds of icebergs have clogged shipping routes in the north atlantic	false
11 valuable lessons to help women of color thrive in the workplace	false
What hillary clinton has learned from the kids she's met through the years	false
Two wrongs don't make a right... but three rights make a left	true
Kanye west calls slavery a ‘choice,’ gets schooled on history	false
How gays decide who will be on the top? with a swordfight.	true
The real heroes are the people who live within driving distance of their in-laws.	true
Most smokers have tried to quit smoking before, survey shows	false
What's the difference between jesus and other carpenters? jesus may actually return some day.	true
Rihanna throws support behind hillary clinton with perfect throwback tee	false
20 ways not to talk to your teenage daughter - then how to fix things	false
Watch: netflix is riding high but it's still early days	false
How do you kill a circus? you stab it in the juggler.	true
What's the last thing that goes through a bugs mind when it hits your windshield? it's ass.	true
What do you give a sick snake ? asp-rin !	true
Huffpost rise: what you need to know on may 25	false
South and north korea gymnasts' selfie scores a 10 for diplomacy	false
6 legit ways to make money from home that you've never heard of	false
Why did god invent patchouli? so blind people can hate hippies too.	true
Why did the nsa worker have to stay in russia? he was snowed in(snowden) ;)	true
Drone base closure doesn't end u.s. drone wars in africa	false
Either narnia has really gone downhill or i'm just sitting in some guy's closet.	true
What do you call a lazy immigrant ? a united states citizen	true
Police in death penalty states must be required to record interrogations	false
Swap your white pasta for one of these 6 healthier varieties	false
What do you call a battered irish man? mashed potatoes.	true
I taught my son never to quit ... ... now he always uses force quit.	true
I was so close to a threesome last night... i was only missing 2 people	true
Boston celtics: will rajon rondo's injury end the team's playoff hopes?	false
Conde nast traveler explores 25 years of travel, 1987-2012 (infographic)	false
The most beautiful instagram pics from the northeast snowstorm (photos)	false
Obama grants 330 drug prisoners early freedom on final day of presidency	false
Tater tot recipes that make potatoes proud (photos)	false
Hot pocket alternatives: 8 recipes for flaky, filled treats	false
Cal's ryan mason throws the most precise pitch you'll ever see	false
What is a crocodile's favorite food? post to /r/askscience asshole	true
Did you hear about the new jewish sports car? it stops on a dime then picks it up.	true
Job applications to dallas police surge following shooting	false
Hunt underway for 10-foot snake seen feeding near maine playground	false
Heart benefits of losing weight may depend on whether the pounds stay off	false
What do you call a fish that operates on brains? a brain sturgeon.	true
Steve wynn accused of rape in new police filings: report	false
How many potheads does it take to change a lightbulb? it was too bright in here anyway.	true
Vanilla ice is selling more records lately guess his fans are seminemtal	true
Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door? he wanted to win the no-bell prize!	true
The simple way to make the most beautiful pie crust	false
What the democrats need is a defensive president	false
Castles are great but i wish you could rent other forms of bouncy architecture	true
Tribes come together for fight to bring back protections for bears ears national monument	false
Shot fired through indiana synagogue was meant to 'instill fear,' rabbi says	false
It is known... ..by everyone except jon snow. he knows nothing.	true
Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp.	true
Yup, we can't believe these were taken free of charge either	false
Belgium reports first case of doctor-assisted death for a minor	false
I think my cat is a communist. he keeps saying mao	true
How do you know if you are at a gay picnic? the hot dogs taste like shit.	true
Know any swedish jokes? i've heard they don't finnish very well	true
What did earth say to the other planets? wow, you guys have no life.	true
Why did the girl take a ruler to bed? she wanted to see how long she slept.	true
I love linguistics its the only class where i can talk about vowel movements.	true
Five secrets of successful people:1. don't 2. tell 3. anyone 4. your 5. secrets	true
What do you call an alligator in a vest? an in-vest-igator ( )	true
Did you hear about the stormtrooper who became a kamikaze pilot? he survived 99 missions.	true
More berkeley professors shown to have violated sexual misconduct policy	false
This 'giraffe' will woo you with some marvin gaye	false
Our girl in havana: the artists of camagüey	false
How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs? none, he just fell	true
What's a pedophile's favorite musical score? the magic flute in a minor	true
Syria ceasefire, backed by russia and turkey, holds after initial clashes	false
China warns donald trump against pulling u.s. out of paris climate pact	false
Why was hitler confused when he arrived in hell? he did nazi the aryan his ways.	true
Your home in 2030 will be smarter than you (photos)	false
Which film star is always jumping around the forest? john treevaulter.	true
5 things you should buy at estate sales (and 3 to skip)	false
Let's have a heart-to-heart: tips for preventing heart disease	false
Do the best work of your life or get your $#*! together	false
Mountain biker suffers severe burns after fall sparks iphone explosion	false
The list of american food tourists are most excited to try will surprise you	false
Britney spears totally forgets that time she met taylor swift	false

A blind man walks in to a fish shop and says hello there lady s

true

One great thing you can do for your business career in 2015

false

What goes; green-red-green-red-green-red-green-red? a frog in my blender

true

What do you call a russian with tourettes syndrome? yukanol fukov

true

What gets louder as its gets smaller? a baby in a trash compactor.

true

What did jay sherman say about your breath? it stinks!

true

That awkward moment you run into someone in public that you know, and there is nowhere to hide.

true

Does anyone need a vacuum cleaner? i have one here, it's just collecting dust.

true

Justin bieber wore a nirvana shirt and people got really pissed off

false

Texas gop lawmaker hangs 'former fetus' sign outside his office in state capitol

false

Philip seymour hoffman's story and obamacare coverage of drug addiction

false

Where do you find a dog with no arms or legs? right where ya left him.

true

Throw an easy outdoor cocktail party (without stressing out)

false

How is cat food sold ? usually purr can !

true

Why did the lion lose at poker? he was playing with a cheetah.

true

What does the husband say to his wife whose nose is bleeding? nothing, he already said it twice.

true

11 makeup counter dilemmas that drive us bananas (gifs)

false

Judge requires drunk drivers to download uber or lyft

false

This house is not going to clean itself. apparently, i'm not either.

true

Living in the shadow of a gun crime: 14 years later

false

Metlife peanuts super bowl commercial reminds us why we love charlie brown (video)

false

Hundreds of icebergs have clogged shipping routes in the north atlantic

false

11 valuable lessons to help women of color thrive in the workplace

false

What hillary clinton has learned from the kids she's met through the years

false

Two wrongs don't make a right... but three rights make a left

true

Kanye west calls slavery a ‘choice,’ gets schooled on history

false

How gays decide who will be on the top? with a swordfight.

true

The real heroes are the people who live within driving distance of their in-laws.

true

Most smokers have tried to quit smoking before, survey shows

false

What's the difference between jesus and other carpenters? jesus may actually return some day.

true

Rihanna throws support behind hillary clinton with perfect throwback tee

false

20 ways not to talk to your teenage daughter - then how to fix things

false

Watch: netflix is riding high but it's still early days

false

How do you kill a circus? you stab it in the juggler.

true

What's the last thing that goes through a bugs mind when it hits your windshield? it's ass.

true

What do you give a sick snake ? asp-rin !

true

Huffpost rise: what you need to know on may 25

false

South and north korea gymnasts' selfie scores a 10 for diplomacy

false

6 legit ways to make money from home that you've never heard of

false

Why did god invent patchouli? so blind people can hate hippies too.

true

Why did the nsa worker have to stay in russia? he was snowed in(snowden) ;)

true

Drone base closure doesn't end u.s. drone wars in africa

false

Either narnia has really gone downhill or i'm just sitting in some guy's closet.

true

What do you call a lazy immigrant ? a united states citizen

true

Police in death penalty states must be required to record interrogations

false

Swap your white pasta for one of these 6 healthier varieties

false

What do you call a battered irish man? mashed potatoes.

true

I taught my son never to quit ... ... now he always uses force quit.

true

I was so close to a threesome last night... i was only missing 2 people

true

Boston celtics: will rajon rondo's injury end the team's playoff hopes?

false

Conde nast traveler explores 25 years of travel, 1987-2012 (infographic)

false

The most beautiful instagram pics from the northeast snowstorm (photos)

false

Obama grants 330 drug prisoners early freedom on final day of presidency

false

Tater tot recipes that make potatoes proud (photos)

false

Hot pocket alternatives: 8 recipes for flaky, filled treats

false

Cal's ryan mason throws the most precise pitch you'll ever see

false

What is a crocodile's favorite food? post to /r/askscience asshole

true

Did you hear about the new jewish sports car? it stops on a dime then picks it up.

true

Job applications to dallas police surge following shooting

false

Hunt underway for 10-foot snake seen feeding near maine playground

false

Heart benefits of losing weight may depend on whether the pounds stay off

false

What do you call a fish that operates on brains? a brain sturgeon.

true

Steve wynn accused of rape in new police filings: report

false

How many potheads does it take to change a lightbulb? it was too bright in here anyway.

true

Vanilla ice is selling more records lately guess his fans are seminemtal

true

Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door? he wanted to win the no-bell prize!

true

The simple way to make the most beautiful pie crust

false

What the democrats need is a defensive president

false

Castles are great but i wish you could rent other forms of bouncy architecture

true

Tribes come together for fight to bring back protections for bears ears national monument

false

Shot fired through indiana synagogue was meant to 'instill fear,' rabbi says

false

It is known... ..by everyone except jon snow. he knows nothing.

true

Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp.

true

Yup, we can't believe these were taken free of charge either

false

Belgium reports first case of doctor-assisted death for a minor

false

I think my cat is a communist. he keeps saying mao

true

How do you know if you are at a gay picnic? the hot dogs taste like shit.

true

Know any swedish jokes? i've heard they don't finnish very well

true

What did earth say to the other planets? wow, you guys have no life.

true

Why did the girl take a ruler to bed? she wanted to see how long she slept.

true

I love linguistics its the only class where i can talk about vowel movements.

true

Five secrets of successful people:1. don't 2. tell 3. anyone 4. your 5. secrets

true

What do you call an alligator in a vest? an in-vest-igator ( )

true

Did you hear about the stormtrooper who became a kamikaze pilot? he survived 99 missions.

true

More berkeley professors shown to have violated sexual misconduct policy

false

This 'giraffe' will woo you with some marvin gaye

false

Our girl in havana: the artists of camagüey

false

How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs? none, he just fell

true

What's a pedophile's favorite musical score? the magic flute in a minor

true

Syria ceasefire, backed by russia and turkey, holds after initial clashes

false

China warns donald trump against pulling u.s. out of paris climate pact

false

Why was hitler confused when he arrived in hell? he did nazi the aryan his ways.

true

Your home in 2030 will be smarter than you (photos)

false

Which film star is always jumping around the forest? john treevaulter.

true

5 things you should buy at estate sales (and 3 to skip)

false

Let's have a heart-to-heart: tips for preventing heart disease

false

Do the best work of your life or get your $#*! together

false

Mountain biker suffers severe burns after fall sparks iphone explosion

false

The list of american food tourists are most excited to try will surprise you

false

Britney spears totally forgets that time she met taylor swift

false