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Heidi riess learned not to attach morality to food and lost 165 pounds
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What's the best way to get a punjab in india? hire a cunning linguist.
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My ex-girlfriend was a magician... she made all of my money disappear...
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Sun poisoning: what you need to know to keep your skin safe
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Was the film 'heavenly creatures' good for the gay community?
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What did hitler get for christmas? an easy-bake oven.
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Father's day gift guide for your super star dad
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Why was there so much chaos at the sperm bank? because it was first cum first serve.
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Recipe: the best blue crab mac & cheese
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Celebrities are so rich because they save money every time they attend a movie premiere for free.
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What don diva magazine means to the incarcerated
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My uncle saved a crumbling cartography business needless to say he put them on the map.
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What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish ? tweetie pie !
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What does a crappy carpenter make? loose stools
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Celebrate leap day, or any other minor holiday
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This simple menu change could finally get us to stop overeating
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What do you call a destroyed bomb shelter in poland? a helter-skelter hitler shelter.
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42,000 pounds of trash removed from hawaii home
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Half of young adults have gotten sunburned in past year: study
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Why i worry about kansas, my home state
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Two-thirds of soccer fans worldwide want more women in charge at fifa
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What's the best thing to say if a pizzaman does an ama? op delivers.
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Bernie sanders as george costanza is real and it's spectacular
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Johnny depp would have made an excellent catwoman.
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What's the biggest sign she's just not into you? a restraining order.
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New evidence this simple reform would get a lot more people registered to vote
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Justin timberlake confirms jessica biel's pregnancy with sweetest photo ever
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14 little ways to make your spouse's day
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Melissa joan hart explains it all about being a '90s queen
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There's a free 270-foot waterslide coming to new york city
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It's like grandma used to say, all men are hilarious, until you marry one.
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A vagina is like the weather. once it's wet, it's time to head in that's all folks.
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I hate the alphabet so much... i'm thinking about burning an f or g.
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Nfl arrogance has temporarily made rice a standard-bearer against injustice
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Anti-trump protesters say u.s. denied them entry at canada border
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Macron pulls a trudeau and fills half his cabinet with women
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Mila kunis talks old navy cargo pants & rachel weisz admits to fashion faux pas in instyle (photo)
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'revenge' actress ashley madekwe has a fabulous home -- and a must-see blog (photos)
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Why did mickey get hit but donald didn't because donald duck.
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Knock knock who's there? to to who? to whom.
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Every person behind this music festival is a woman. here's why that matters.
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What's the longest word in the dictionary? smiles because there is a mile between each s!
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There is a new barbie doll on the market - roadkill barbie ...unrecognizable
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Lay's cheesy garlic bread potato chips wins 'do us a flavor' contest
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Tattoos tell a story, like tribal tattoos tell a story of a guy that wears sunglasses indoors.
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Why does waldo wear stripes? because he doesn't want to be spotted!!!
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A man took an airline to court because his luggage was stolen. unfortunately, he lost his case.
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If a bulldog and a shitzu mated, their off-spring would be called a dog-zu
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Congressman introduces the covfefe act because the universe won't let this joke die
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If i win the lottery my cats are getting gold teeth and canopy beds
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Senate's turn to act on patent reform this week
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What do dark humour and food have in common? only some people get it.
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Why did the comedian without a tongue lose his job? all his jokes were a bit tasteless.
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And this blood shall be called a+ all the other blood types: k wow we're like right here
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What do you do when your apple device gets warm? ask apple to open the backdoor.
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Here are some of the shortest celebrity marriages
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This simple idea gives homeless people a way to get ahead
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Mike medavoy: movies are 'not like manufacturing a pair of shoes'
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1 out of every 5 kids face hunger the other 4 turn away
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*walks up to bouncer* sorry pal, this is a private country club *peeks inside*
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Obama didn't mention deportation raid rift in state of the union
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The 10 most ridiculous ice cube trays ever made (photos)
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Trump lawyer says president is innocent because collusion is not a crime
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Chemists confirm the existence of new type of bond james bond
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Danny devito divorce? 6 other celeb couples who split after decades together
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What did the officials say whenever systematic punishment was banned? there's no punchline.
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Whats the difference between the government and a stripper? strippers don't rig their polls.
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Chris rock's girl scout moment wasn't a big lie after all (update)
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I'm like a kid. people like me best when i'm quiet or sleeping.
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What do you call a woman in thailand? a three-legged lady
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Why do hamburgers make good baseball players? they're great at the plate!
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What does trump say when he can't find his viagra? this erection is rigged
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Married men live longer then single men. so if you want a slow death...... ;-)
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Ever wonder why you never see the headline. physic wins the lottery.
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I don't know what i would do if i got to greece... ...and couldn't get a single gyro.
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And god said, let there be light... ..and american beer turned into water. and it was bad.
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How do you date a ghost? you 'woooo' him!
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Why doesn't democracy work in china? because no one wants to hold an erection.
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Here's what bernie sanders had to say about donald trump's rnc speech
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San bernardino nurses, medical staff send love to orlando hospital after shooting
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Hey, do you guys remember sex ed from high school? he's in jail now.
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Donald trump still not convinced obama's birth certificate is real
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Only one man has ever entered parliament with honest intentions... ... guy fawkes
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How many teamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 19 . got a problem with that?
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Supercut of screams in wes craven films is ear-splitting eulogy
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How to build a 6-figure business while traveling around the world
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Johnny bravo would be so perfect for jersey shore.
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How parenting is like groundhog day and mad libs
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I wish mirrors and pictures would get together already and agree on what i really look like.
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I've just bought myself a hyena. finally my jokes will be appreciated.
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Mexican state bans 61 baby names including scrotum, hitler, facebook, burger king
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Hey baby, do you smell that? no. me neither, start cooking.
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I wish all tests were things you peed on
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What did hitler say to the chinese food delivery guy that stole his chinese food? mein lomein!
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Did you hear about the patriots? i personally think it's all overblown.
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How does a girl get a guy to eat shit? she wipes back to front.
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I think what i did to get away from that spider could qualify as parkour.
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7 wonderfully candid quotes about fatherhood from celebrity dads (and one random guy on the street)
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What kids today can learn from gen-xers about sick days
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Jennifer lawrence after thinking her bafta win was a prank: 'oh, go f--k yourself'
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