CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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10 things to consider if your ex-wife has breast cancer	false
32nd rule of fight club is no peanut products are allowed at fight club	true
Why don't jews eat pussy? it's too close to the gas chamber.	true
Jewel chats about touring, her cirque du soleil show and new music	false
What do you call a barbarian you can't see? an invisigoth.	true
Giraffes were invented in 1780 when three horses accidentally swallowed a ladder	true
What do you do with a green monster? put it in the sun until it ripens!	true
What do north korea and my girlfriend have in common? neither want me coming inside them.	true
The thanksgiving i ruined by yelling at my kids	false
I just ordered a door bell on amazon... shit, how am i gonna know when it gets here?	true
Princess madeleine's elle cover is absolutely gorgeous (photo)	false
Bartolo colon hits first career home run and makes history	false
What's the difference between a peeping tom and a pickpocket? one snatches watches and the other...	true
Delta deals the 99 percent out: one-percenters get twice as many miles	false
So a frog parked his car in a no parking zone..... his ride got toad away.	true
What animal brings the most boys to the yard? the (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/milk_snake)	true
I just met a black vegan... all i kept asking was so you don't eat chicken?	true
Recipe of the day: warm double-chocolate brownie cake	false
Why do raindrops like lightning at night? -so they can see where they are going	true
Ben carson defends trump's flip-flop on abortion and only makes trump look worse	false
20 most romantic u.s. cities, according to misstravel.com	false
Michael wright found dead and covered in trash bags in brooklyn	false
What's the difference between math and meth? one of them ruins your life. the other's just meth.	true
I took a laxative and smoked some weed. you know just for shits and giggles.	true
Street artist gives johannesburg's decrepit landmarks a neon pink makeover	false
Are you the fourth derivative of a position function? cause you're a jerk!	true
I recently won the local innuendo competition after coming from behind.	true
Ikea houses: ikea and ideabox debut prefab homes at portland home and garden show (photos)	false
Massive pro-independence rallies fill the streets in catalonia	false
Why is the sea so salty? because the land didn't wave back.	true
Muslims are good people because they take people around them along to meet allah.	true
Obesity gene makes people fat by triggering hunger, scientists find	false
The most common reasons we move in america	false
Gop senator really doesn't want to talk about donald trump	false
Farrah abraham celebrates her 24th birthday in a bikini	false
Trump's tweet condemning al franken assault allegations backfires spectacularly	false
Dying from cancer, 11-year old's last wish feeds the hungry	false
Two blondes walk into a library that's the joke	true
Today my wife was on her knees before me. ...screaming: don't you hide under the bed, asshole!	true
I used to be addicted to soap but im clean now	true
What did the plant say to the runaway melons in love? you cantelope!	true
So afraid of commitment i only play words with acquaintances.	true
Q: what cows give each other when they meet? a: a milkshake.	true
What do you call a man who's always in high spirits? an alcoholic.	true
I'm gonna color my hair ... or dye tryin'	true
In ancient days, newscasters kept you updated on the latest news happening flat the world.	true
House republicans don't regret passing their health care bill	false
What do you call a snarky criminal walking down stairs? a condescending con descending.	true
You act like no one at work has ever asked you to apply ointment to a bunion before.	true
What's long, dark, hard and grotesque but very satisfying to beat? bloodborne	true
Who is the only person to get 15 million dollars from a nigerian prince? hillary clinton.	true
Hand. cannot. erase. -- an interview with steven wilson	false
Taylor swift steps out in a sultry new look	false
What the stylelist staff bought this weekend: february 11th-12th (photos)	false
Meet the cast of 'rupaul's all stars drag race'	false
How can you tell when a politician is lying? when their lips move	true
Huffpost arts interviews 'bel borba' filmmakers burt sun and andre costantini (video)	false
What's you're biggest weakness? whispers sorry i couldn- i cant control my volume	true
How long do you have to wear a soul patch before your cravings for souls goes away completely?	true
I like my beers how i like my nba players with hops.	true
Dreamlike photos capture the 'vanishing landscape' of black life in america	false
Rick scott won't be endorsing a republican presidential primary candidate	false
I haven't slept for ten days because that would be too long.	true
Pick a card, any card. no, not that one. not that one, either.	true
Defrauded student loan borrowers face potential obama administration 'boondoggle'	false
Have you heard the joke about the pencil? it's not really worth it, it doesn't have a point.	true
You know how to scare a bunch of bees? boobies!!!	true
I used to be a banker.... but then i lost interest	true
Do u know why all the pills are white colored? because they work	true
Ted cruz, marco rubio rip justin trudeau for praising fidel castro	false
G20 leadership on beneficial ownership is good for business, and the world	false
99% of the world can't count. i'm just glad i'm part of the other 4%.	true
Meatball madness 2012: donatella, l'apicio win top honors (photos)	false
What do you call a condom within a condom? contraception.	true
I asked the nazi store for a discount they gave me 8 off.	true
Tropical storm erika leaves death and destruction in caribbean	false
What do we want? a 2016 calendar! when do we want it? late 2015!	true
Donald trump formally announces indiana gov. mike pence as vp pick	false
Former joint chiefs chairman: 'sad kelly supports trump no matter what'	false
I joined a cold war reenactment group. we just sit around and act nervous about the ussr.	true
Ariana grande shuts down fan blaming her for ‘heartbreaking’ mac miller split	false
Pigs can fly... they just gotta pay for two seats.	true
I'm a recovering alcoholic do you have any actual blood?	true
3 simple tips to cut through holiday stress	false
Dem group boosts rep's gop challenger in hopes of splitting primary vote	false
I'm reading this thesaurus. it's really interesting, or should i say... very interesting.	true
Dangerous tornado threat to arise from texas to nebraska this weekend	false
Why was helen keller a bad driver? 'cause she's a woman!	true
Georgia lawmaker withdraws bill targeting islamic veils after backlash	false
What is long, green, and smells like bacon? kermit the frog's fingers.	true
Have you seen stevie wonder's new house? neither has he.	true
Two fish in a tank... ...one turns to the other and says, how do you drive this thing?	true
Here's how you can justify buying a powerball lottery ticket	false
Q: why did the mummy go to the bathroom? a: to wrap itself in toilet paper!	true
What do you call a bird with 3 wings and 3 legs? triangull	true
Michael cera probably apologizes and gives back cars in grand theft auto	true
Back to school, back to sports, time to huddle up about sports safety	false
Why's everyone so afraid of clowns? well.. you know what they say about big feet.	true
What do you get if you cross a rethorical question and a joke?	true
You won't believe where this key got stuck	false

10 things to consider if your ex-wife has breast cancer

false

32nd rule of fight club is no peanut products are allowed at fight club

true

Why don't jews eat pussy? it's too close to the gas chamber.

true

Jewel chats about touring, her cirque du soleil show and new music

false

What do you call a barbarian you can't see? an invisigoth.

true

Giraffes were invented in 1780 when three horses accidentally swallowed a ladder

true

What do you do with a green monster? put it in the sun until it ripens!

true

What do north korea and my girlfriend have in common? neither want me coming inside them.

true

The thanksgiving i ruined by yelling at my kids

false

I just ordered a door bell on amazon... shit, how am i gonna know when it gets here?

true

Princess madeleine's elle cover is absolutely gorgeous (photo)

false

Bartolo colon hits first career home run and makes history

false

What's the difference between a peeping tom and a pickpocket? one snatches watches and the other...

true

Delta deals the 99 percent out: one-percenters get twice as many miles

false

So a frog parked his car in a no parking zone..... his ride got toad away.

true

What animal brings the most boys to the yard? the (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/milk_snake)

true

I just met a black vegan... all i kept asking was so you don't eat chicken?

true

Recipe of the day: warm double-chocolate brownie cake

false

Why do raindrops like lightning at night? -so they can see where they are going

true

Ben carson defends trump's flip-flop on abortion and only makes trump look worse

false

20 most romantic u.s. cities, according to misstravel.com

false

Michael wright found dead and covered in trash bags in brooklyn

false

What's the difference between math and meth? one of them ruins your life. the other's just meth.

true

I took a laxative and smoked some weed. you know just for shits and giggles.

true

Street artist gives johannesburg's decrepit landmarks a neon pink makeover

false

Are you the fourth derivative of a position function? cause you're a jerk!

true

I recently won the local innuendo competition after coming from behind.

true

Ikea houses: ikea and ideabox debut prefab homes at portland home and garden show (photos)

false

Massive pro-independence rallies fill the streets in catalonia

false

Why is the sea so salty? because the land didn't wave back.

true

Muslims are good people because they take people around them along to meet allah.

true

Obesity gene makes people fat by triggering hunger, scientists find

false

The most common reasons we move in america

false

Gop senator really doesn't want to talk about donald trump

false

Farrah abraham celebrates her 24th birthday in a bikini

false

Trump's tweet condemning al franken assault allegations backfires spectacularly

false

Dying from cancer, 11-year old's last wish feeds the hungry

false

Two blondes walk into a library that's the joke

true

Today my wife was on her knees before me. ...screaming: don't you hide under the bed, asshole!

true

I used to be addicted to soap but im clean now

true

What did the plant say to the runaway melons in love? you cantelope!

true

So afraid of commitment i only play words with acquaintances.

true

Q: what cows give each other when they meet? a: a milkshake.

true

What do you call a man who's always in high spirits? an alcoholic.

true

I'm gonna color my hair ... or dye tryin'

true

In ancient days, newscasters kept you updated on the latest news happening flat the world.

true

House republicans don't regret passing their health care bill

false

What do you call a snarky criminal walking down stairs? a condescending con descending.

true

You act like no one at work has ever asked you to apply ointment to a bunion before.

true

What's long, dark, hard and grotesque but very satisfying to beat? bloodborne

true

Who is the only person to get 15 million dollars from a nigerian prince? hillary clinton.

true

Hand. cannot. erase. -- an interview with steven wilson

false

Taylor swift steps out in a sultry new look

false

What the stylelist staff bought this weekend: february 11th-12th (photos)

false

Meet the cast of 'rupaul's all stars drag race'

false

How can you tell when a politician is lying? when their lips move

true

Huffpost arts interviews 'bel borba' filmmakers burt sun and andre costantini (video)

false

What's you're biggest weakness? *whispers* sorry i couldn- i cant control my volume

true

How long do you have to wear a soul patch before your cravings for souls goes away completely?

true

I like my beers how i like my nba players with hops.

true

Dreamlike photos capture the 'vanishing landscape' of black life in america

false

Rick scott won't be endorsing a republican presidential primary candidate

false

I haven't slept for ten days because that would be too long.

true

Pick a card, any card. no, not that one. not that one, either.

true

Defrauded student loan borrowers face potential obama administration 'boondoggle'

false

Have you heard the joke about the pencil? it's not really worth it, it doesn't have a point.

true

You know how to scare a bunch of bees? boobies!!!

true

I used to be a banker.... but then i lost interest

true

Do u know why all the pills are white colored? because they work

true

Ted cruz, marco rubio rip justin trudeau for praising fidel castro

false

G20 leadership on beneficial ownership is good for business, and the world

false

99% of the world can't count. i'm just glad i'm part of the other 4%.

true

Meatball madness 2012: donatella, l'apicio win top honors (photos)

false

What do you call a condom within a condom? contraception.

true

I asked the nazi store for a discount they gave me 8 off.

true

Tropical storm erika leaves death and destruction in caribbean

false

What do we want? a 2016 calendar! when do we want it? late 2015!

true

Donald trump formally announces indiana gov. mike pence as vp pick

false

Former joint chiefs chairman: 'sad kelly supports trump no matter what'

false

I joined a cold war reenactment group. we just sit around and act nervous about the ussr.

true

Ariana grande shuts down fan blaming her for ‘heartbreaking’ mac miller split

false

Pigs can fly... they just gotta pay for two seats.

true

I'm a recovering alcoholic do you have any actual blood?

true

3 simple tips to cut through holiday stress

false

Dem group boosts rep's gop challenger in hopes of splitting primary vote

false

I'm reading this thesaurus. it's really interesting, or should i say... very interesting.

true

Dangerous tornado threat to arise from texas to nebraska this weekend

false

Why was helen keller a bad driver? 'cause she's a woman!

true

Georgia lawmaker withdraws bill targeting islamic veils after backlash

false

What is long, green, and smells like bacon? kermit the frog's fingers.

true

Have you seen stevie wonder's new house? neither has he.

true

Two fish in a tank... ...one turns to the other and says, how do you drive this thing?

true

Here's how you can justify buying a powerball lottery ticket

false

Q: why did the mummy go to the bathroom? a: to wrap itself in toilet paper!

true

What do you call a bird with 3 wings and 3 legs? triangull

true

Michael cera probably apologizes and gives back cars in grand theft auto

true

Back to school, back to sports, time to huddle up about sports safety

false

Why's everyone so afraid of clowns? well.. you know what they say about big feet.

true

What do you get if you cross a rethorical question and a joke?

true

You won't believe where this key got stuck

false