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Red balloons are popping up on storm grates ahead of 'it' movie
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What do you call old, expired neosporin? paleosporin
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Attention carnivores: meat 'sushi' wrapped in bacon can be yours
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Trump's environmental actions spark resistance in many states
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Zac posen wedding dresses: designer reveals his least favorite bridal trends (video)
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'religious freedom' clauses are point of contention as australia crafts marriage equality laws
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Pretty little liars fans still reeling from mona's death
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Home alone is my favorite movie about how child neglect and bad parenting is hilarious
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Why did lebron change his name to ebron because the cavaliers toke the l
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This instagram artist is the bob ross of mixing paints
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What do you call an immature carrot? a baby carrot.
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My favorite book is a stephen king novel... but you've probably never heard of it
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Where children's problems stem from: nature's blueprint part 3 -- parent beyond love
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Fbi official trump loathes may be fired for disclosing info that helped trump's campaign
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Apigenin, found in celery and parsley, could help fight breast cancer
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What is the opposite of a meme? a youyou
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A buenos aires nursing home’s success with voluntary socialism
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What is green and smells like paint? green paint.
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What is oedipus rex's mom's favorite elton john song? don't let the son go down on me
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Seth meyers and kelly clarkson get daytime drunk, take trump's cognitive test
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Flight of the living dead! tsa screens creepy zombie corpse
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According to my mate 3 genders exist. female male and mental illness
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British baker recreates little town of bethlehem from fruitcake
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What's the difference between you and a dead prostitute? your job still sucks....
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Senate prepares to make truck safety even worse, advocates warn
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Nsfw how did the mother know her daughter was on her period? daddy's dick tasted funny
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Progressives losing their way, at home and abroad
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The wikipedia entry for 'toe injury' is a stub.
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How 'hamilton' won the tonys red carpet, too
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You're so pretty, you could be in a beer commercial.
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How many potatoes a day will make you fat? 00000
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Her: stop being absurd. just be yourself. me: make up your mind.
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Want to hear a good construction joke? i'm working on it.
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Huffpost readers share who they wish would come out in support of marriage equality
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What did o say to q? hey man, your dick's hanging out.
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One teen's fate: the math of a 100-year sentence
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'zombie cat' claws way out of grave and into our hearts (updated)
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There's a wine better than prosecco and you've never heard of it
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Crist woos crucial voters in race against rick scott
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How nyc's new homeless outreach teams are actually going to work
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After refusing to resign, u.s. attorney preet bharara says he was fired by trump justice department
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Joshua hoffine's horror photographs of his daughters are the stuff of nightmares
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Where does an octopus go to buy shoes? inke
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I finally stopped the annoying noise in my car. i just opened the door and shoved her out.
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Why are white people racist against black people? cause they have smaller pps lol
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Why do pirates wake up early on saturday? to watch dablooney toons!
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Little girls are better at designing superheroes than you: a project by alex law (photos)
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Healthy food options at schools could help kids eat better
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Jay z is working on a new docuseries on race in trump's america
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Don't feed the animals at the zoo! you should better feed the security guard!
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10 signs you're probably reading this article right now
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Celebrities made really bad wardrobe choices on this week's worst dressed list
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If you want to save the planet, watch this video
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Olympian mo farah slams trump's executive order against muslims
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What delaware's special election reveals about the trump resistance
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Carrying these stylish backpacks could be a great move for your health
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Modern feminism saw this subreddit so i thought i'd pitch in my two cents.
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Mormon tabernacle choir singer resigns because trump reminds her of hitler
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Cavaliers' kyrie irving and j.r. smith silence golden state with game 3 heroics
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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? ...to get to the same side
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When i'm sad.. i sing, then realize my voice is worse than my problems.
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What do they call mosquitoes in pakistan? churchitoes
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10 common food terms that have lost all meaning
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Why plastic bag bans are being fought by the recycling industry
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One bad apple and the soils of injustice
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I can't believe i'm in class on presidents' day. this is an obamanation.
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What kind of dog should you get a spanish speaker? a spaniel.
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We'll all be making some serious zellweger face on the toilet tomorrow.
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I saw some snails fighting in my driveway... they were really slugging it out.
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Kelly ripa a no-show on 'live' after michael strahan announces exit
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It's impossible to run in campsites. you can only ran. because it's past tents.
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Kim jong un met with xi jinping, china confirms
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Obama applauds 'quick reaction' against racist fraternity video
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Grimes shocked by faulty stage equipment during performance in dublin
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This acrobatic hoverboard routine to justin bieber's 'sorry' is absolutely nuts
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What do you call a dog with no legs? why call him? he ain't coming!
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Grow a pear. - how to insult an apple tree
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House republicans vote to penalize local law enforcement over immigration policies
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Today i felt like a giant mushroom i get kept in the dark and fed shite
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Try to score a goal. don't use your hands. see you afterwards. - soccer coaches
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Asia argento's fiery speech closes cannes: ‘i was raped by harvey weinstein here’
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99 lessons reluctantly learned from a guru master
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The like button: also for choosing sides in a facebook argument without saying anything.
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What do performing bears at the circus get for lunch? 30 minutes.
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The army halted the dakota access pipeline, but no one is sure what that means
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If you hold your pee.. then your hands would get wet.
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Why do wrestlers love video games? because of the lutte
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Remember, your toilet is just afraid of you as you are of it.
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There's furniture items that allow sfw swearing. that's sofa king nice.
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Heading out for drinks, bail money's on top of the fridge.
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Out with the dead, in with the old. - nursing homes
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Black teen tortured in idaho didn't get benefit of facebook live
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How do you confuse a daily mail reader? tell him that asylum seekers kill pedophiles.
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She said yes! unfortunately, the question was are you sure you want to break up?
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What do you call a stripper with a cattle prod? electrifying entertainment.
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Quitting tobacco is not that hard i do it several times a year
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South korean sinking ferry videos reportedly capture passengers in their final moments
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I'm undressing you with my ey... oh god, no no no i'm redressing you.
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What is the poor part of italy called? the spaghetto
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New robot stingray is part biological — it’s powered by living heart cells
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