CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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Miley cyrus and liam hemsworth step out for colorful date night in la	false
Congressman vapes during debate to protest e-cigarette flight ban	false
Lgbtq march on washington joins forces with major pride festival	false
I recently joined a group for ambidextrous people. it didn't feel right, so i left.	true
Fired walker aide explains why walker bid failed	false
I went camping last week... and oh boy, it was in tents.	true
Generic doxil: fda approves non-brand-name version of cancer drug	false
Russell crowe had an affair with meg ryan he's gladiator.	true
Should i eat it? a dining guide for toddlers	false
What did the tectonic plate say when it had a collision? it's not my fault.	true
I don't trust stairs they are always up to something.	true
Report: gop candidate against gay marriage was once a gay female impersonator	false
Bill o'reilly blames 'reverse mccarthyism' for celebs shunning donald trump's inauguration	false
Frances mcdormand takes 'inclusion rider' to the oscars. here's what it means.	false
Abigail breslin had a powerful response to commenter who said only reported rapes 'count'	false
Fewer u.s. adults physically inactive, new report finds	false
Why my husband and i are so horrible	false
The year is 2057. iphone 742 is released. the screen touches you.	true
Kiki, a pit bull who uses a wheelchair, has a can-do spirit and needs a forever home	false
What happened to the man who died from drinking shellac? he had a lovely finish.	true
We had a nice, quiet dinner last night... except for the celery, of course!	true
Q: how many pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb? a: none: only the inner light matters.	true
What do you call an alligator that always starts fights? an instigator!	true
Leaked racist emails reveal 'toxic' culture at university of chicago fraternity	false
I like to finish other people's sentences because... my version is better.	true
Depressing new study shows know-it-alls get better grades	false
Is she hot?- a guy's reply to any story that starts with this girl i know..	true
The woman who cleaned trump's hollywood star inspired a new meme	false
Daily news chief: paper will continue in print seven days a week	false
This 'bachelorette' fight about what engagement means is too real	false
Why cant you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? because the p is silent	true
I'm too old to still be getting too old for this. i've arrived.	true
Q: what do teddy bears like to have in their houses? a: fur-niture.	true
watches movie sees a scene with full frontal male nudity pauses for three months	true
Waffle recipes that will make your breakfast better	false
Thank you, u.s. senate. i've been asking and telling people things all day!	true
Why was avogadro executed? he was a mole	true
This project powerfully captures the wonders of black joy	false
After finally coming to believe he deserved better, mark monacelli lost 300 pounds	false
What sound does a horny toad make? .....rub it rub it.	true
This is what i hear every time hillary speaks	false
How does a woman go about inventing something? she gives birth to a boy.	true
Why are pigs such great football fans? they're always rooting.	true
This u.s. runner predicted her olympic trip on twitter 5 years ago	false
I think i've lost an electron. ion a minute, are you positive?	true
Leading climate scientists: ‘we have a global emergency'	false
The crisis in medical research portends a tsunami of disease	false
Fashion arts society in chicago: the best part of the day	false
I like jokes that don't take long to read.	true
pets a blob in the dark to see if its my cat i'm still not sure	true
What's so fragile that even mentioning it breaks it? the male ego.	true
The pentagon's response to ted cruz regarding jade helm 15	false
Forget mexico, trump can't even get congress to pay for his wall	false
Alec baldwin ridicules donald trump over his disgusting comments about women on 'snl'	false
It was fortunate that hillary had a moderator lester temper get out of hand.	true
How i found opportunity in sharing my secret disorder	false
Where do one-legged people go to eat? ihop.	true
Inspirational tweets: 12 of the wisest twitter accounts worth following	false
What runs faster? hot or cold? hot because everyone can catch a cold!	true
Paul manafort and rick gates plead not guilty in federal court	false
Have you heard the joke about the butter? i better not tell you, you might spread it!!!	true
Too much sitting raises early death risk for women	false
I read quantum physics magazines for the particles.	true
Why did the chef invest in chicken and cow bones? he wanted to buy stock options.	true
Climate scientist and mom will be first lady's guest at the state of the union	false
Did you hear about the fly stuck on the toilet bowl? he got pissed off.	true
What do you call a hoarse putin? rasputin	true
I find humour in the simple things... that's why i am banned from all special olympics events.	true
What is another name for a jewish guest? a visitorah sorry	true
The elephant in the exam room: how insurance companies affect the doctor-patient relationship	false
Dysfunction in the nonprofit sector -- reality or myth?	false
I hope this week’s graduates acquired what i did at college: lifelong friendships	false
Peru celebrates the absurdity of the past by embracing it (photos)	false
What kind of degrees do slaves get in college? their master's.	true
Can someone please help jay z figure out snapchat?	false
Henry cavill goes undercover to prank will smith at comic-con	false
Jail official sentenced to prison for denying medical care to dying diabetic inmate	false
Be sure to use the word irony correctly. it means when something's, you know, just weird.	true
For spring, the 10 best road movies ever	false
My myplate experiment, day three: struggling with restaurants and empty calories	false
A colorful living room decorating idea: one room, three ways	false
What does a whore call a bus load of men? meals on wheels	true
Anti-valentine's day gifts: 5 last-minute gifts your ex deserves	false
Ray crockett, nashville man, mistakenly charged $84,000 for tank of gas that only cost $30 (video)	false
I didn't have fun at the boston marathon this year ... back in 2013 it was a blast.	true
Matthew weiner denies sexual harassment but admits to being 'demanding' boss	false
Here's what the cast of 'rugrats' would look like as parents	false
If history repeats itself, i'm totally getting a dinosaur!	true
Dreamer sues to unblock the president's biggest immigration proposal yet	false
How does nasa organize a party they planet	true
Jason chaffetz still obsessed with hillary clinton, wants chelsea to testify	false
Just found my birth certificate. ugh, it's official: i've gained weight.	true
4 reasons to go without a plus one as a bridesmaid	false
A sandwich walks into a bar... the barman says ''sorry we don't serve food in here''	true
Why did trump have to legally change his first name to donad? because hillary took the l.	true
This spinach dip says 'best before 9/11' and i'm like wasn't everything?	true
I once wrestled an anaconda for 3 days... then realized i was masturbating.	true
Guaranteed smile... possible snigger if carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be fucked up	true
Take control of day one onboarding into a new job	false
House republicans are happy to dither as zika threat looms	false

Miley cyrus and liam hemsworth step out for colorful date night in la

false

Congressman vapes during debate to protest e-cigarette flight ban

false

Lgbtq march on washington joins forces with major pride festival

false

I recently joined a group for ambidextrous people. it didn't feel right, so i left.

true

Fired walker aide explains why walker bid failed

false

I went camping last week... and oh boy, it was in tents.

true

Generic doxil: fda approves non-brand-name version of cancer drug

false

Russell crowe had an affair with meg ryan he's gladiator.

true

Should i eat it? a dining guide for toddlers

false

What did the tectonic plate say when it had a collision? it's not my fault.

true

I don't trust stairs they are always up to something.

true

Report: gop candidate against gay marriage was once a gay female impersonator

false

Bill o'reilly blames 'reverse mccarthyism' for celebs shunning donald trump's inauguration

false

Frances mcdormand takes 'inclusion rider' to the oscars. here's what it means.

false

Abigail breslin had a powerful response to commenter who said only reported rapes 'count'

false

Fewer u.s. adults physically inactive, new report finds

false

Why my husband and i are so horrible

false

The year is 2057. iphone 742 is released. the screen touches you.

true

Kiki, a pit bull who uses a wheelchair, has a can-do spirit and needs a forever home

false

What happened to the man who died from drinking shellac? he had a *lovely finish*.

true

We had a nice, quiet dinner last night... except for the celery, of course!

true

Q: how many pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb? a: none: only the inner light matters.

true

What do you call an alligator that always starts fights? an instigator!

true

Leaked racist emails reveal 'toxic' culture at university of chicago fraternity

false

I like to finish other people's sentences because... my version is better.

true

Depressing new study shows know-it-alls get better grades

false

Is she hot?- a guy's reply to any story that starts with this girl i know..

true

The woman who cleaned trump's hollywood star inspired a new meme

false

Daily news chief: paper will continue in print seven days a week

false

This 'bachelorette' fight about what engagement means is too real

false

Why cant you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? because the p is silent

true

I'm too old to still be getting too old for this. i've arrived.

true

Q: what do teddy bears like to have in their houses? a: fur-niture.

true

*watches movie* *sees a scene with full frontal male nudity* *pauses for three months*

true

Waffle recipes that will make your breakfast better

false

Thank you, u.s. senate. i've been asking and telling people things all day!

true

Why was avogadro executed? he was a mole

true

This project powerfully captures the wonders of black joy

false

After finally coming to believe he deserved better, mark monacelli lost 300 pounds

false

What sound does a horny toad make? .....rub it rub it.

true

This is what i hear every time hillary speaks

false

How does a woman go about inventing something? she gives birth to a boy.

true

Why are pigs such great football fans? they're always rooting.

true

This u.s. runner predicted her olympic trip on twitter 5 years ago

false

I think i've lost an electron. ion a minute, are you positive?

true

Leading climate scientists: ‘we have a global emergency'

false

The crisis in medical research portends a tsunami of disease

false

Fashion arts society in chicago: the best part of the day

false

I like jokes that don't take long to read.

true

*pets a blob in the dark to see if its my cat* *i'm still not sure*

true

What's so fragile that even mentioning it breaks it? the male ego.

true

The pentagon's response to ted cruz regarding jade helm 15

false

Forget mexico, trump can't even get congress to pay for his wall

false

Alec baldwin ridicules donald trump over his disgusting comments about women on 'snl'

false

It was fortunate that hillary had a moderator lester temper get out of hand.

true

How i found opportunity in sharing my secret disorder

false

Where do one-legged people go to eat? ihop.

true

Inspirational tweets: 12 of the wisest twitter accounts worth following

false

What runs faster? hot or cold? hot because everyone can catch a cold!

true

Paul manafort and rick gates plead not guilty in federal court

false

Have you heard the joke about the butter? i better not tell you, you might spread it!!!

true

Too much sitting raises early death risk for women

false

I read quantum physics magazines for the particles.

true

Why did the chef invest in chicken and cow bones? he wanted to buy stock options.

true

Climate scientist and mom will be first lady's guest at the state of the union

false

Did you hear about the fly stuck on the toilet bowl? he got pissed off.

true

What do you call a hoarse putin? rasputin

true

I find humour in the simple things... that's why i am banned from all special olympics events.

true

What is another name for a jewish guest? a visitorah sorry

true

The elephant in the exam room: how insurance companies affect the doctor-patient relationship

false

Dysfunction in the nonprofit sector -- reality or myth?

false

I hope this week’s graduates acquired what i did at college: lifelong friendships

false

Peru celebrates the absurdity of the past by embracing it (photos)

false

What kind of degrees do slaves get in college? their master's.

true

Can someone please help jay z figure out snapchat?

false

Henry cavill goes undercover to prank will smith at comic-con

false

Jail official sentenced to prison for denying medical care to dying diabetic inmate

false

Be sure to use the word irony correctly. it means when something's, you know, just weird.

true

For spring, the 10 best road movies ever

false

My myplate experiment, day three: struggling with restaurants and empty calories

false

A colorful living room decorating idea: one room, three ways

false

What does a whore call a bus load of men? meals on wheels

true

Anti-valentine's day gifts: 5 last-minute gifts your ex deserves

false

Ray crockett, nashville man, mistakenly charged $84,000 for tank of gas that only cost $30 (video)

false

I didn't have fun at the boston marathon this year ... back in 2013 it was a blast.

true

Matthew weiner denies sexual harassment but admits to being 'demanding' boss

false

Here's what the cast of 'rugrats' would look like as parents

false

If history repeats itself, i'm totally getting a dinosaur!

true

Dreamer sues to unblock the president's biggest immigration proposal yet

false

How does nasa organize a party they planet

true

Jason chaffetz still obsessed with hillary clinton, wants chelsea to testify

false

Just found my birth certificate. ugh, it's official: i've gained weight.

true

4 reasons to go without a plus one as a bridesmaid

false

A sandwich walks into a bar... the barman says ''sorry we don't serve food in here''

true

Why did trump have to legally change his first name to donad? because hillary took the l.

true

This spinach dip says 'best before 9/11' and i'm like wasn't everything?

true

I once wrestled an anaconda for 3 days... then realized i was masturbating.

true

Guaranteed smile... possible snigger if carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be fucked up

true

Take control of day one onboarding into a new job

false

House republicans are happy to dither as zika threat looms

false