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The rnc will support roy moore after pulling funding over misconduct allegations
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5 things we did as children in the 1970s that kids today don't do
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How to say goodbye to a summer love
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Is your county elections clerk ready for russian hackers?
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What do you call a whore house with only men? a bro-thel
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I can't do this anymore, congress. i can't.
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'belle' of the ball: the best disney princesses
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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory? she threw away all of the w's.
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'comedians in cars getting coffee' outtakes with brian regan & jerry seinfeld (video)
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Proposal video: new jersey town hall meeting engagement (video)
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How to say 'no' to everything ever: a universal script for... well, everything ever
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What do the montreal canadians and marijuana addicts have in common? both of them smoke the leafs
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What is the difference between a man and a woman? wo
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The chilling texts a mother received from her son in orlando gay bar: 'he has us' (update)
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Wonder what a black guy would look like without a diamond earring.
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What do you a call a pc without garage band? a dell
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How does big boss store his photos? on a solid snake drive 120 gb sorry :\
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What's a boomerang called that's not coming back? a stick.
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Kentucky clerk kim davis suffers yet another loss in federal court
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People tend to make rules for others and exceptions for themselves.
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What did the depressed dolphin say? i need a porpoise.
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What's the difference between a baby shower and a bukkake? nothing.
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Exclusion of blacks from juries raises renewed scrutiny
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What do you call a big pile of kittens? a meowntain
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What do you call a cow with epilepsy? beef jerky!
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Nothing is more frightening than accidentally making eye contact with a guy who runs a mall kiosk.
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John stamos gets engaged to caitlin mchugh at the 'happiest place on earth'
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Donald trump tweeted about enlisting the full potential of women. it fell short.
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Q: how did a blind woman pierce her ear? a: answering the stapler.
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Top 9 things my kids have done that seem like april fools' day jokes but aren't
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Air force one's new refrigerators will cost taxpayers nearly $24 million
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What do you call a bread that's not too bright? a dimwheat
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Beautiful black men and women flaunt their looks with #flexinmycomplexion
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New house gop rule lets lawmakers fire individual federal workers
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What do you call a shitty bungalow? dungalow.
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Genre-defying talent soars at red wing roots iii, floydfest 14
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Fashion face-off: east coast vs. west coast (photos)
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Bill nye: creationism is 'raising a generation of young people who can't think'
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What's the fastest way to earn money as a photographer? by selling your camera.
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Nothing says i hope your birthday sucks as much as you do like an applebees' gift card.
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What do you call two crows sitting on a branch? attempted murder.
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Empire state building turns 'blood red' to celebrate trump victory in gop primary
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Fighting a lion is on my bucket list but i should probably make it the last thing.
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Eduard erlikh: what fashion dreams are made of
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Watch kids try 100 years of cookies with dessert-eating pro cookie monster
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Jennifer lawrence geeks out over bill murray at comic-con
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Lawrence o'donnell mocks donald trump's return to fox: 'he is the worst boycotter'
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What do you do if your daughter starts smoking? slow down and use lube.
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Rift with greece sets europe into uncharted territory
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Heart ct scans in ers could save hospitals billions, study shows
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What's the difference between pussy and parsley? i don't eat parsley. -andrew dice clay
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1. that's not a pregnancy test, and 2. you're pissing on my flash drive
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What is the favorite christmas carol of the aryan brotherhood? i'm dreaming of a white christmas.
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What has 6 legs bits and talks in code ? a morese-quito !
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Americans know too much to be conned into another war
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Teaching kids to budget: a simple, yet not-so-simple concept
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Review of the hunger games movie: catching fire
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My dog is sleeping soundly now that i've removed myself from his king sized bed.
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Naming a cockroach after your valentine is actually really romantic
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Food cravings: what do they really mean and how to beat them
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Trevor noah explains why donald trump is actually a stand-up comedian
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'work bitch' leaks ahead of britney spears' official release (updated)
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Emerald green wedding inspiration for may babies (photos)
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First oil could flow through the dakota access pipeline next week
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My dream car is shaq wearing heelys holding me up by my hips like simba
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Family tree your family tree is a cactus, because everyone on it is a prick.
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Buddy guy wants to keep the blues alive for the late b.b. king
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Family travel: tips for making holiday travel easier on your family
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And now: watch a bunch of people fainting on live tv
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I asked my friend in north korea what it was like living there.... he said he couldn't complain.
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Invest $500,000 in the kushner family, 'immigrate to the united states'
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Being a journalism student in the age of trump
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Turkish air strikes hit pkk camps in northern iraq after ankara bombing
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White house website removes the judicial branch (update: it's back)
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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? fish.
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Katie couric on the time's up movement: now what?
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An immigration agent could be placed in georgia jail, to activists' dismay
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Protecting freedom of expression in newsrooms and mosques: unity and dialogue
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This 3-year-old has the cutest hair tutorial on instagram
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Gravity is such a slut she goes down on everything
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Steven powell's journals reveal sexual obsession with susan powell
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What did the snail on the turtles back say? weeeeeeeeee!
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Katy perry grabs her bikini and parties like an average citizen
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Thousands arrested worldwide in raids targeting soccer gambling
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I just had a nice lunch in the park; homeless people don't have it so bad after all.
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Reddit's biggest april fool's day joke yet http://i.imgur.com/at7qoyw.png
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David koechner talks 'anchorman 2,' new web series (video)
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Why isn't there a price is right porn yet? nobody's willing to cum on down
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You live in your body, not your doctor -- part i
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After his passing... ...his re-released albums will officially be reprince.
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What do you call a psychic midget on the run from the law? a small medium at large.
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Ghassan's prediction and the emerging new palestinian reality
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Cheese makes everything better... *sprinkles parmesan on broken leg*
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9 traps you fall into that limit your happiness
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If a tree falls in the forest & nobody hears it... does a hipster buy its album?
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Why did god create gay men? so fat girls could dance.
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Big sale in the perfume department ... it's all 50 per scent off.
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Fortyhood: why you're too old to have a baby after 40
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8 obscure national parks worth the visit (photos)
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If by free spirits you mean an open bar, then yes i love free spirits.
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