CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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I still stumble over the question, how many children do you have?	false
Now i ain't saying she's a gold digger but she did move to california in 1849...	true
It is amazing how many problems you can solve by ignoring them.	true
How many kids with add does it take to screw in a lightbulb? wanna go bike riding?	true
Some worlds just want to watch the men burn like hell, and the sun.	true
Meet the federal prisoners about to be released	false
Watch martha stewart and snoop dogg make mashed potatoes (video)	false
A u.s. president's great-great-grandson's big gay vampire novel	false
Why did the cs major quit his job? he didn't get arrays.	true
How to make a trump sandwich white bread lots of baloney russian dressing and a small pickle	true
Did you know that miley has a twin sister? her name is tyranna and she's a palaeontologist.	true
If someone is cramping your style, tell they, go masturbate elsewhere you pedophile!	true
It's common knowledge talking shit will result in dental work.	true
Quick ways to dress up a farm for a wedding	false
I woke up to find that someone pooped in my slow cooker. what a crock of shit!	true
Word of the day: exhaustipated. too tired to give a shit.	true
Johnny knoxville, bam margera and steve-o honor ryan dunn	false
This is exactly how spring break evolves throughout your life	false
These under-the-radar travel destinations will be huge this year	false
Someone is watching you... and his name is john seenya!	true
Donald trump for president! that was the joke	true
Why didn't the marshmallow peep cross the road on easter? because it was a little chicken.	true
Interview with the metropolitan museum of art's limor tomer	false
John harbaugh supports donald trump's plan to build a border wall	false
It's time to get your salsa recipe playbook in order (photos)	false
Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof? because he wanted to feel his oats!	true
What's a pirate's least favorite letter? a cease and desist.	true
Kesha’s album is not only an inspiration, but also just really good	false
10 lessons we learned from diane keaton's new book	false
Kanye west, apc collaboration is officially happening (photo)	false
Why was fernando alonso upside down? because he haas been hit!	true
I sent my wife a card that said, i don't like any of the babies you've made.	true
Love wins: these marriage equality reactions are giving us all the feels	false
What do you call the secret eskimo organization that controls the world? the igloominati.	true
Eric mccormack on new rules for 'will & grace'	false
If you ever feel like your job is meaningless, remember.. there is someone crash testing volvos	true
Mutter museum to put woven hair art on display next month	false
Even the defense department is questioning obama's isis strategy	false
Cute proposal photo shows dog 'begging' his owner's girlfriend to say 'yes!'	false
Ireland's first openly gay prime minister celebrates pride in belfast	false
Buckets are for filling up, not kicking over	false
A fish swam into a concrete wall... he said damn	true
If quitters never win and winners never quit, what fool came up with, quit while your ahead?!	true
What do you call a mexican midget? a paragraph. he's too short to be an ese	true
Q: what's the richest kind of air? a: a millionaire.	true
How does moses make his tea? hebrews it. i'm serious. that israeli how he does it.	true
Farting in an elevator is.... wrong.....on so many levels.....	true
Orange county cases that used jailhouse snitch evidence must be re-examined, experts say	false
4 dead in shooting over laundry, police say	false
What's bill clinton's favorite pink floyd jam? have a cigar	true
8 desserts you can make in mason jars (photo)	false
All my life, i've wanted to learn how to juggle... but i never had the balls to try	true
Should we make marriage harder to stop divorce?	false
My wife is such a bad cook,if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves.	true
Conservatives take a hard line on obamacare repeal, putting gop in a bind	false
Uncover your airline personality with this highly scientific quiz	false
Who was the naughtiest character in star wars? r2d2. all of his lines are bleeped out.	true
The best gluten-free, vegan, and vegetarian food items, tried and tested!	false
Why did the feminist fail in programming? she hated objectification.	true
Where is wallace at? where is his oscar nomination?	true
Report: ray rice told nfl commish in june he had hit wife	false
Politicians have history of pandering to white supremacist group	false
My son said he wanted to get into organized crime when he grew up. government or private sector?	true
Facebook pledges to add more local news to newsfeeds	false
Church honors ‘dearly beloved’ prince by putting his lyrics on sign	false
Washpost: warren 'the modern liberal movement's political godfather'	false
Congress reaches deal on sanctions bill for russia, iran, north korea	false
Facebook friends help diagnose a 3-year-old with eye disease	false
Amanda seales claims russell simmons asked if they 'ever f**ked' during meeting	false
What do you get when you run a canary over with the lawnmower? shredded tweet.	true
I don't throw snowballs because i believe snowman life begins at snowball conception.	true
Gop rep tries rare tactic: touting her bipartisan record	false
Oily skin products that beat the shine (video)	false
Fill the 'crimson peak'-size hole in your heart with this guillermo del toro art show	false
Where do dads keep their jokes? in their dadabase.	true
The life and not-so crazy times of a travel writer	false
I'm an actress i watched your web series, and i disagree.	true
What's the similarity between a spanish prison and leonardo dicaprio? now, both have an oscar.	true
There are 10 types of people in the world... those that can read binary and those that can't.	true
I like my women like i like my coffee sent back for not being hot enough	true
A relationship is like a fart if you have to force it, it's probably shit.	true
What do you call a blind hooker free	true
Kate middleton does the wave while watching andy murray at the olympics (photos)	false
There's something about curling... ... that rubs me the wrong way.	true
Hamilton's schuyler sisters are singing at super bowl li	false
What do you call cheese that is by itself? provolone	true
How i knew my gf was playing with herself on her period... i caught her red-handed.	true
What human organ would survive the longest in the hunger games? the liver	true
The happiest meal: how servers can help diners with kids	false
My phone battery can last longer than most relationships these days.	true
Why does the mushroom get invited to all the parties? because he's a fungi.	true
Why are broken vibrators so rare? because they are hard to come by.	true
This bathing suit with guy fieri’s face on it isn’t exactly appetizing	false
Senator tight with special interests traveled the world on their dime	false
Ancient fossil of bizarre pig-snouted turtle unearthed in utah	false
Congress won’t act; now community health centers weigh closures	false
'pain and gain' box office impresses as film wins the weekend	false
What do you get when you cross a paraplegic and a pentecostal? faith-masturbation.	true
How do you make people lose faith in this sub? this.	true
Hey, single mama: it's ok to not be ok	false

I still stumble over the question, how many children do you have?

false

Now i ain't saying she's a gold digger but she did move to california in 1849...

true

It is amazing how many problems you can solve by ignoring them.

true

How many kids with add does it take to screw in a lightbulb? wanna go bike riding?

true

Some worlds just want to watch the men burn like hell, and the sun.

true

Meet the federal prisoners about to be released

false

Watch martha stewart and snoop dogg make mashed potatoes (video)

false

A u.s. president's great-great-grandson's big gay vampire novel

false

Why did the cs major quit his job? he didn't get arrays.

true

How to make a trump sandwich white bread lots of baloney russian dressing and a small pickle

true

Did you know that miley has a twin sister? her name is tyranna and she's a palaeontologist.

true

If someone is cramping your style, tell they, go masturbate elsewhere you pedophile!

true

It's common knowledge talking shit will result in dental work.

true

Quick ways to dress up a farm for a wedding

false

I woke up to find that someone pooped in my slow cooker. what a crock of shit!

true

Word of the day: exhaustipated. too tired to give a shit.

true

Johnny knoxville, bam margera and steve-o honor ryan dunn

false

This is exactly how spring break evolves throughout your life

false

These under-the-radar travel destinations will be huge this year

false

Someone is watching you... and his name is john seenya!

true

Donald trump for president! that was the joke

true

Why didn't the marshmallow peep cross the road on easter? because it was a little chicken.

true

Interview with the metropolitan museum of art's limor tomer

false

John harbaugh supports donald trump's plan to build a border wall

false

It's time to get your salsa recipe playbook in order (photos)

false

Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof? because he wanted to feel his oats!

true

What's a pirate's least favorite letter? a cease and desist.

true

Kesha’s album is not only an inspiration, but also just really good

false

10 lessons we learned from diane keaton's new book

false

Kanye west, apc collaboration is officially happening (photo)

false

Why was fernando alonso upside down? because he haas been hit!

true

I sent my wife a card that said, i don't like any of the babies you've made.

true

Love wins: these marriage equality reactions are giving us all the feels

false

What do you call the secret eskimo organization that controls the world? the igloominati.

true

Eric mccormack on new rules for 'will & grace'

false

If you ever feel like your job is meaningless, remember.. there is someone crash testing volvos

true

Mutter museum to put woven hair art on display next month

false

Even the defense department is questioning obama's isis strategy

false

Cute proposal photo shows dog 'begging' his owner's girlfriend to say 'yes!'

false

Ireland's first openly gay prime minister celebrates pride in belfast

false

Buckets are for filling up, not kicking over

false

A fish swam into a concrete wall... he said damn

true

If quitters never win and winners never quit, what fool came up with, quit while your ahead?!

true

What do you call a mexican midget? a paragraph. he's too short to be an ese

true

Q: what's the richest kind of air? a: a millionaire.

true

How does moses make his tea? hebrews it. i'm serious. that israeli how he does it.

true

Farting in an elevator is.... wrong.....on so many levels.....

true

Orange county cases that used jailhouse snitch evidence must be re-examined, experts say

false

4 dead in shooting over laundry, police say

false

What's bill clinton's favorite pink floyd jam? have a cigar

true

8 desserts you can make in mason jars (photo)

false

All my life, i've wanted to learn how to juggle... but i never had the balls to try

true

Should we make marriage harder to stop divorce?

false

My wife is such a bad cook,if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves.

true

Conservatives take a hard line on obamacare repeal, putting gop in a bind

false

Uncover your airline personality with this highly scientific quiz

false

Who was the naughtiest character in star wars? r2d2. all of his lines are bleeped out.

true

The best gluten-free, vegan, and vegetarian food items, tried and tested!

false

Why did the feminist fail in programming? she hated objectification.

true

Where is wallace at? where is his oscar nomination?

true

Report: ray rice told nfl commish in june he had hit wife

false

Politicians have history of pandering to white supremacist group

false

My son said he wanted to get into organized crime when he grew up. government or private sector?

true

Facebook pledges to add more local news to newsfeeds

false

Church honors ‘dearly beloved’ prince by putting his lyrics on sign

false

Washpost: warren 'the modern liberal movement's political godfather'

false

Congress reaches deal on sanctions bill for russia, iran, north korea

false

Facebook friends help diagnose a 3-year-old with eye disease

false

Amanda seales claims russell simmons asked if they 'ever f**ked' during meeting

false

What do you get when you run a canary over with the lawnmower? shredded tweet.

true

I don't throw snowballs because i believe snowman life begins at snowball conception.

true

Gop rep tries rare tactic: touting her bipartisan record

false

Oily skin products that beat the shine (video)

false

Fill the 'crimson peak'-size hole in your heart with this guillermo del toro art show

false

Where do dads keep their jokes? in their dadabase.

true

The life and not-so crazy times of a travel writer

false

I'm an actress i watched your web series, and i disagree.

true

What's the similarity between a spanish prison and leonardo dicaprio? now, both have an oscar.

true

There are 10 types of people in the world... those that can read binary and those that can't.

true

I like my women like i like my coffee sent back for not being hot enough

true

A relationship is like a fart if you have to force it, it's probably shit.

true

What do you call a blind hooker free

true

Kate middleton does the wave while watching andy murray at the olympics (photos)

false

There's something about curling... ... that rubs me the wrong way.

true

Hamilton's schuyler sisters are singing at super bowl li

false

What do you call cheese that is by itself? provolone

true

How i knew my gf was playing with herself on her period... i caught her red-handed.

true

What human organ would survive the longest in the hunger games? the liver

true

The happiest meal: how servers can help diners with kids

false

My phone battery can last longer than most relationships these days.

true

Why does the mushroom get invited to all the parties? because he's a fungi.

true

Why are broken vibrators so rare? because they are hard to come by.

true

This bathing suit with guy fieri’s face on it isn’t exactly appetizing

false

Senator tight with special interests traveled the world on their dime

false

Ancient fossil of bizarre pig-snouted turtle unearthed in utah

false

Congress won’t act; now community health centers weigh closures

false

'pain and gain' box office impresses as film wins the weekend

false

What do you get when you cross a paraplegic and a pentecostal? faith-masturbation.

true

How do you make people lose faith in this sub? this.

true

Hey, single mama: it's ok to not be ok

false