CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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Why wouldn't the snake go on the weighing maching ? because he had his own scales !	true
Why did the japanese american bring his server with him? he thought they said internet camp	true
How does tom brady like his soda? flat.	true
I think i burn most my calories at the gym untangling headphones.	true
Serial killer's ohio home available for rent during republican convention	false
Introducing the perfect smartphone for filming police brutality	false
Gop fears donald trump as a zombie candidate: damaged but unstoppable	false
The 'blade runner 2049' teaser looks pretty damn cool	false
Hundreds dead after powerful earthquake hits border between iran and iraq	false
Did you hear about the new mike tyson computer? it has two bytes and no memory	true
Finding a modicum of normalcy 5 months after losing my spouse	false
People want bill maher fired after he uses a racial slur as a joke	false
Do her by the ocean. beaches love crabs.	true
This little piggy escaped slaughter and now trots around a sanctuary	false
Poet nails what president obama means to young black men	false
I once tried to be a cat... it didn't go pur-fectly, but it went well... ( )	true
If you could choose between world peace and 1 million dollars... what would you buy?	true
New stephen colbert sketch has donald trump fleeing from cops like o.j. simpson	false
Amherst president tells grads to take pride in starting a national movement	false
In blur of a.d.h.d., sleep troubles may be a culprit	false
dog runs for president dog sits for president *dog rolls over fo	true
I found out why i'm still single. apparently, you have to go outside and let people see you.	true
What's the difference between a zippo and a hippo ? ones a little lighter	true
What is expected from isis women? blow jobs.	true
How do you catch a squirrel? climb a tree and act like a nut.	true
Countries are banning rapists from marrying their victims to avoid punishment: report	false
If wings mean diabetes then yes, red bull gave me that.	true
Gsa of the year: this is the beginning, not the end	false
Cop: did the suspect have a birthmark? mark: he's alive so i'm assuming he had a birth, yes.	true
What's one thing you hated as a kid but love as an adult? molestation.	true
Afternoon delight breaks taboos and barriers for women on screen	false
Agyness deyn admits she's been lying about her age, is actually 29	false
Camille cosby ordered to testify in defamation suit against bill cosby	false
Inside edition visits nearly abandoned brownsville, pennsylvania (video)	false
7 ways fashion shows were different in the 1950s	false
Here's what lesbian moms need to know about picking a donor	false
Mesmerizing photos from the largest spiritualist community in the world	false
Doc watson hospitalized after falling in his home: why are falls so dangerous for the elderly?	false
Donald trump claims barack obama ordered wire tap on trump tower before election	false
Trump's america first security strategy imperils the u.s.	false
Why couldn't robin play cricket? because he lost his bat, man.	true
Mit announces 'action plan' to combat global warming	false
Gop senator schools donald trump on the definition of racism	false
Once again, i've forgotten what time class starts... when will i ever learn?	true
The only acceptable man buns... ...are the buns men are born with below the waist. #datass	true
Meghan trainor parodies 'all about that bass' for the new year	false
Isis has a lot in common with little miss muffet they've both got kurds in their way	true
Happy birthday richard pryor: 25 reasons to love the legendary comedian	false
Bloomberg: why obama is wrong and elizabeth warren is right on trade bill dispute	false
Let's pause this conversation until your transition lenses catch up.	true
Meet the ceo of one of the most iconic gay clubs in america	false
Ewan family to donate ex-enforcer's brain to cte research	false
Luck vs. empowerment: 5 tools to claim your power	false
Why did the programmer visit the city tour? because they were handing out guides for the deaf.	true
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe..... fur traders	true
(nsfw) what's the difference between jam and jelly ...you can't jelly your dick down a girls throat	true
Teen becomes his school football team's first transgender player	false
My father, the late king hussein, and fifa	false
What about trump's campaign promise of 'america first'?	false
Shortest joke in the world an irishman walks out of a bar. ...could happen.	true
What is the most popular dating website in the south? ancestry.com	true
Veteran dem mike honda survives challenge from ro khanna	false
Michael douglas oral sex: ex-wife says she doesn't have hpv, which may have caused his cancer	false
I always use chloroform when stealing a child. really puts the nap in kidnap.	true
Love, forgiveness & gratitude: lessons from an uninvited guest	false
Why did the feminist cross the road to suck my dick.	true
'la boheme' at philadelphia opera uses high-tech van goghs and renoirs (photos)	false
Whosoever stole my copy of microsoft office is in big trouble... you have my word.	true
U have one (1) new dad. click here to accept todd.	true
How do you assemble a computer? bit by bit.	true
What every parent needs to understand about consent	false
Christina aguilera wants 'crackhead' acting role to sink her teeth into something more challenging	false
What did joan rivers say to god when she arrived? get a new robe!	true
What do you call a group of gay cavemen? homo erectus.	true
How do you sell a chicken to a deaf man? (pause....) want to buy a chicken??!! (shouting)	true
Time out tip of the day: september 14, 2013	false
Horsehead nebula image from hubble telescope offers new view of iconic space cloud (video)	false
Super snacks for super bowl sunday: part 2	false
The dictionary shuts down kellyanne conway's idea of 'alternative facts'	false
What's the best part of a pregnancy joke? the delivery.	true
What do you call a snail on a ship? a snailor. hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha	true
Why do hunters close one eye when they aim? because they can't see if they close both.	true
How to make a grown man cry. take him shopping with you.	true
Crespi/hicks estate: a cultural icon comes on the market	false
What do you give a kid with no hands for christmas? doesnt matter, he'll never unwrap the gift	true
Another state just banned abortion after 19 weeks	false
What do you call a pig who is a rapper piggy smalls	true
When chuck norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the earth down.	true
Whimsical cupcakes that feed the soul in phnom penh, cambodia	false
Where does donald trump store his books? the fireplace.	true
I call my dick hard times.. cuz birches always be falling on it	true
31 tips to make sure you enjoy your wedding day	false
Life is like huffing butane... first you huff the butane, then you die	true
I told my ex girlfriend i'll never get over you. i'll have to get up and go around.	true
I wish i was your derivative, so i can lie tangent to your curves.	true
What's better than winning the special olympics? not being in the special olympics	true
Huffpost rise: what you need to know on march 3	false
I got fired from my job at the orange juice factory they said i couldn't concentrate	true
Who did e.coli call after it lost a fight in school? broccoli	true
36 reasons seattle not only won the super bowl, but also wins at life	false

Why wouldn't the snake go on the weighing maching ? because he had his own scales !

true

Why did the japanese american bring his server with him? he thought they said internet camp

true

How does tom brady like his soda? flat.

true

I think i burn most my calories at the gym untangling headphones.

true

Serial killer's ohio home available for rent during republican convention

false

Introducing the perfect smartphone for filming police brutality

false

Gop fears donald trump as a zombie candidate: damaged but unstoppable

false

The 'blade runner 2049' teaser looks pretty damn cool

false

Hundreds dead after powerful earthquake hits border between iran and iraq

false

Did you hear about the new mike tyson computer? it has two bytes and no memory

true

Finding a modicum of normalcy 5 months after losing my spouse

false

People want bill maher fired after he uses a racial slur as a joke

false

Do her by the ocean. beaches love crabs.

true

This little piggy escaped slaughter and now trots around a sanctuary

false

Poet nails what president obama means to young black men

false

I once tried to be a cat... it didn't go pur-fectly, but it went well... ( )

true

If you could choose between world peace and 1 million dollars... what would you buy?

true

New stephen colbert sketch has donald trump fleeing from cops like o.j. simpson

false

Amherst president tells grads to take pride in starting a national movement

false

In blur of a.d.h.d., sleep troubles may be a culprit

false

*dog runs for president* *dog sits for president* *dog rolls over fo

true

I found out why i'm still single. apparently, you have to go outside and let people see you.

true

What's the difference between a zippo and a hippo ? ones a little lighter

true

What is expected from isis women? blow jobs.

true

How do you catch a squirrel? climb a tree and act like a nut.

true

Countries are banning rapists from marrying their victims to avoid punishment: report

false

If wings mean diabetes then yes, red bull gave me that.

true

Gsa of the year: this is the beginning, not the end

false

Cop: did the suspect have a birthmark? mark: he's alive so i'm assuming he had a birth, yes.

true

What's one thing you hated as a kid but love as an adult? molestation.

true

Afternoon delight breaks taboos and barriers for women on screen

false

Agyness deyn admits she's been lying about her age, is actually 29

false

Camille cosby ordered to testify in defamation suit against bill cosby

false

Inside edition visits nearly abandoned brownsville, pennsylvania (video)

false

7 ways fashion shows were different in the 1950s

false

Here's what lesbian moms need to know about picking a donor

false

Mesmerizing photos from the largest spiritualist community in the world

false

Doc watson hospitalized after falling in his home: why are falls so dangerous for the elderly?

false

Donald trump claims barack obama ordered wire tap on trump tower before election

false

Trump's america first security strategy imperils the u.s.

false

Why couldn't robin play cricket? because he lost his bat, man.

true

Mit announces 'action plan' to combat global warming

false

Gop senator schools donald trump on the definition of racism

false

Once again, i've forgotten what time class starts... when will i ever learn?

true

The only acceptable man buns... ...are the buns men are born with below the waist. #datass

true

Meghan trainor parodies 'all about that bass' for the new year

false

Isis has a lot in common with little miss muffet they've both got kurds in their way

true

Happy birthday richard pryor: 25 reasons to love the legendary comedian

false

Bloomberg: why obama is wrong and elizabeth warren is right on trade bill dispute

false

Let's pause this conversation until your transition lenses catch up.

true

Meet the ceo of one of the most iconic gay clubs in america

false

Ewan family to donate ex-enforcer's brain to cte research

false

Luck vs. empowerment: 5 tools to claim your power

false

Why did the programmer visit the city tour? because they were handing out guides for the deaf.

true

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe..... fur traders

true

(nsfw) what's the difference between jam and jelly ...you can't jelly your dick down a girls throat

true

Teen becomes his school football team's first transgender player

false

My father, the late king hussein, and fifa

false

What about trump's campaign promise of 'america first'?

false

Shortest joke in the world an irishman walks out of a bar. ...could happen.

true

What is the most popular dating website in the south? ancestry.com

true

Veteran dem mike honda survives challenge from ro khanna

false

Michael douglas oral sex: ex-wife says she doesn't have hpv, which may have caused his cancer

false

I always use chloroform when stealing a child. really puts the nap in kidnap.

true

Love, forgiveness & gratitude: lessons from an uninvited guest

false

Why did the feminist cross the road to suck my dick.

true

'la boheme' at philadelphia opera uses high-tech van goghs and renoirs (photos)

false

Whosoever stole my copy of microsoft office is in big trouble... you have my word.

true

U have one (1) new dad. click here to accept todd.

true

How do you assemble a computer? bit by bit.

true

What every parent needs to understand about consent

false

Christina aguilera wants 'crackhead' acting role to sink her teeth into something more challenging

false

What did joan rivers say to god when she arrived? get a new robe!

true

What do you call a group of gay cavemen? homo erectus.

true

How do you sell a chicken to a deaf man? (pause....) want to buy a chicken??!! (shouting)

true

Time out tip of the day: september 14, 2013

false

Horsehead nebula image from hubble telescope offers new view of iconic space cloud (video)

false

Super snacks for super bowl sunday: part 2

false

The dictionary shuts down kellyanne conway's idea of 'alternative facts'

false

What's the best part of a pregnancy joke? the delivery.

true

What do you call a snail on a ship? a snailor. hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

true

Why do hunters close one eye when they aim? because they can't see if they close both.

true

How to make a grown man cry. take him shopping with you.

true

Crespi/hicks estate: a cultural icon comes on the market

false

What do you give a kid with no hands for christmas? doesnt matter, he'll never unwrap the gift

true

Another state just banned abortion after 19 weeks

false

What do you call a pig who is a rapper piggy smalls

true

When chuck norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the earth down.

true

Whimsical cupcakes that feed the soul in phnom penh, cambodia

false

Where does donald trump store his books? the fireplace.

true

I call my dick hard times.. cuz birches always be falling on it

true

31 tips to make sure you enjoy your wedding day

false

Life is like huffing butane... first you huff the butane, then you die

true

I told my ex girlfriend i'll never get over you. i'll have to get up and go around.

true

I wish i was your derivative, so i can lie tangent to your curves.

true

What's better than winning the special olympics? not being in the special olympics

true

Huffpost rise: what you need to know on march 3

false

I got fired from my job at the orange juice factory they said i couldn't concentrate

true

Who did e.coli call after it lost a fight in school? broccoli

true

36 reasons seattle not only won the super bowl, but also wins at life

false