CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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I'm not crying those damn ninjas are cutting onions again	true
The battle for the future of the internet?	false
Can't miss things to do in europe this summer	false
The secrets of the baking industry are given out only on a knead to dough basis.	true
I wish there was a sarcasm font so people could read my humour and not be offended.	true
How did the blonde burn her ear? the telephone rang while she was ironing.	true
I masterbate because i'm the only one with standards low enough to fuck me. - bo burnham	true
8 mascaras top celebrity makeup artists swear by	false
How to (fabulously) freshen up your home for spring!	false
France to ban domestic production of oil and gas by 2040	false
Did you hear about our camping trip? it was in tents! i'll see myself out.	true
I blame everything on the illuminati. stale bread? illuminati.	true
North korea state media warns of nuclear strike if provoked as u.s. warships approach	false
Where do you find monster snails? on the end of monsters fingers.	true
What did obama say to michelle when he proposed? i don't wanna be obama self	true
My pizza store delivers weed as well. lol just kidding. he doesn't sell pizza.	true
Two toms and a hi-hat fall off a cliff... bu-dum tss	true
Where do all the orphan chickens end up? foster farms	true
Watch a young jennifer lawrence in a high school shakespeare play	false
Katie mcginty defeats joe sestak in pennsylvania senate democratic primary	false
Chick-fil-a takes yet another healthy step with new grain bowls	false
So, i've recently started a whiskey diet... i've lost three days already.	true
tries to discreetly wipe up my spilled drink with your cat	true
Q: what does a proud computer call his little son? a: a microchip off the old block.	true
How do astronomers organize a party? they planet.	true
Teacher: what can we do to stop polluting our waters ? pupil: stop taking baths ?	true
Why can't blondes finish software updates? they can never find the any key.	true
What do you call bruce lee's mom when she's making obvious statements? a parent, lee.	true
Why was the broom late to the meeting? it over swept	true
A nonprofit's reputation rests on the quality of its directors	false
On what should you mount a statue of your cat ? a caterpillar !	true
What part of new york has the most feminists? manhatin'	true
This is what barely making ends meet in america sounds like	false
Actor/photographer brad everett young wants you to dream loud	false
What do indian mice do when they get scared? they scurry!	true
Report: clinton campaign pushes supporters to o'malley, to block sanders	false
Why did the book get stitches? because he had his appendix removed. note: books can also be female.	true
Why was harry potter surprised when ferrari won the f1 race? because he expecto'd petronas.	true
Man tracks down long-lost daughter on social media after 9 years, grandma refuses to let them meet	false
Have you guys tried wookie meat? i heard that it's a little chewy	true
My dog left me christmas present under the tree i had to clean it up	true
12 baby boy names that bring out the best of the wild, wild west	false
Tifu by farting in my girlfriend's face it was a shitty thing to do.	true
You ever heard about the transsexual light bulb? it just needed a switch	true
What is worse to injest than e coli? broc coli	true
Sandy's wake up call: disaster planning for your family	false
Last night i dreamed about eating a huge cotton candy. when i woke up, my pillow was missing.	true
Let's go! shania twain drops new single off first album in 15 years	false
Even though i'm a guy i still get nervous when i pee on a pregnancy test.	true
What happens if you steel? you have to get alloy-er	true
How dealing with adversity can make you more successful (video)	false
Never confuse a kiwi with an aussie. one's a soft, hairy fruit and the other's a kiwi!	true
In the age of 'fake,' these surprising adversaries are keeping it real on donald trump	false
What do you call a tree that you can fit in your hand? a palm tree!!!	true
Possession is nine-tenths of the law. the other tenth must be exorcism.	true
Rick perry to join 'dancing with the stars'	false
Texas public school districts may now store, not trash, leftover food	false
The local chinese restaurant has creme brulee, but it's not on the menu. it's secret asian flan	true
How one california city pays its most violent offenders to stay out of trouble	false
Why you shouldn't put your child on a diet	false
Drugs used in newborns need more research, doctors say	false
What do you call the musical messiah? gsus	true
Colleges are the next battleground in the fight for free tampons	false
Westerners join iraqi christian militia to fight isis	false
How to get a job without experience ? just run for office!	true
One day my gps is gonna say, you should know this one by now and shut off.	true
I have electrified a clickbait journalist's toilet. number 2 will shock them.	true
Columbus short ordered to pay spousal, child support to estranged wife	false
The good, bad and ugly of what happened when my husband came out as trans	false
Where the woman's neck ends the infinity begins.	true
What do a dead vibrator and a moving bus have in common? you can't get off.	true
Why is my girlfriend like a deep fat fryer? they're both dangerously hot and belong in the kitchen.	true
Obama slams republicans after 'heartbreaking' supreme court ruling on immigration	false
At this stage of my life, good in bed means not snoring or stealing the covers.	true
14 things 'parks & recreation' taught us about food	false
The heartbreaking sound of a voice from the past	false
Big sunglasses are an ugly girl's best friend.	true
What has happened to common sense these days? its become nothing but pocket change.	true
My new thesaurus is terrible in fact i'd go as far to say that it's terrible	true
Craft of the day: create a fun and funky elephant planter	false
What do you call a dock that lost it's cock? a transport	true
Chuck schumer trolls gop over donald trump's comparison of america to vladimir putin	false
Brad pitt and angelina jolie wanted to have 12 kids	false
Isis bombers launch deadly attack near top shia shrine in damascus	false
I know my limits. i don't pay any attention to them, but i know them.	true
People who replace christ with x are missing the whole point of what the christbox 360 is about.	true
I gave away all of my dead batteries free of charge.	true
The real secret to long, lean muscles (video)	false
I haven't showered since last year. it's still 2014, right?	true
'avengers: infinity war' directors reveal who died and survived off screen	false
Comedian to upset white people: black people have felt this way forever	false
In 218 bc hannibal crossed the alps with elephants. he got a mountain range that never forgets.	true
The most popular dog names of 2013 (photos)	false
Maybe democrat tim ryan is challenging nancy pelosi; maybe something else is going on	false
How do you get a kleenex to dance? you put a little boogie in it	true
Confucius say when mosquito land on testicle, you learn to solve problem without violence	true
No one told him syria borders iraq why did obama provide weapons to al-qaeda in syria	true
What did the heatsink say to the cpu? i'm a huge fan!	true
Soho house founder nick jones on hotel bête noirs and falling for south america	false
George clooney has some harsh words for 'failed screenwriter' steve bannon	false

I'm not crying those damn ninjas are cutting onions again

true

The battle for the future of the internet?

false

Can't miss things to do in europe this summer

false

The secrets of the baking industry are given out only on a knead to dough basis.

true

I wish there was a sarcasm font so people could read my humour and not be offended.

true

How did the blonde burn her ear? the telephone rang while she was ironing.

true

I masterbate because i'm the only one with standards low enough to fuck me. - bo burnham

true

8 mascaras top celebrity makeup artists swear by

false

How to (fabulously) freshen up your home for spring!

false

France to ban domestic production of oil and gas by 2040

false

Did you hear about our camping trip? it was in tents! i'll see myself out.

true

I blame everything on the illuminati. stale bread? illuminati.

true

North korea state media warns of nuclear strike if provoked as u.s. warships approach

false

Where do you find monster snails? on the end of monsters fingers.

true

What did obama say to michelle when he proposed? i don't wanna be obama self

true

My pizza store delivers weed as well. lol just kidding. he doesn't sell pizza.

true

Two toms and a hi-hat fall off a cliff... bu-dum tss

true

Where do all the orphan chickens end up? foster farms

true

Watch a young jennifer lawrence in a high school shakespeare play

false

Katie mcginty defeats joe sestak in pennsylvania senate democratic primary

false

Chick-fil-a takes yet another healthy step with new grain bowls

false

So, i've recently started a whiskey diet... i've lost three days already.

true

*tries to discreetly wipe up my spilled drink with your cat*

true

Q: what does a proud computer call his little son? a: a microchip off the old block.

true

How do astronomers organize a party? they planet.

true

Teacher: what can we do to stop polluting our waters ? pupil: stop taking baths ?

true

Why can't blondes finish software updates? they can never find the any key.

true

What do you call bruce lee's mom when she's making obvious statements? a parent, lee.

true

Why was the broom late to the meeting? it over swept

true

A nonprofit's reputation rests on the quality of its directors

false

On what should you mount a statue of your cat ? a caterpillar !

true

What part of new york has the most feminists? manhatin'

true

This is what barely making ends meet in america sounds like

false

Actor/photographer brad everett young wants you to dream loud

false

What do indian mice do when they get scared? they scurry!

true

Report: clinton campaign pushes supporters to o'malley, to block sanders

false

Why did the book get stitches? because he had his appendix removed. note: books can also be female.

true

Why was harry potter surprised when ferrari won the f1 race? because he expecto'd petronas.

true

Man tracks down long-lost daughter on social media after 9 years, grandma refuses to let them meet

false

Have you guys tried wookie meat? i heard that it's a little chewy

true

My dog left me christmas present under the tree i had to clean it up

true

12 baby boy names that bring out the best of the wild, wild west

false

Tifu by farting in my girlfriend's face it was a shitty thing to do.

true

You ever heard about the transsexual light bulb? it just needed a switch

true

What is worse to injest than e coli? broc coli

true

Sandy's wake up call: disaster planning for your family

false

Last night i dreamed about eating a huge cotton candy. when i woke up, my pillow was missing.

true

Let's go! shania twain drops new single off first album in 15 years

false

Even though i'm a guy i still get nervous when i pee on a pregnancy test.

true

What happens if you steel? you have to get alloy-er

true

How dealing with adversity can make you more successful (video)

false

Never confuse a kiwi with an aussie. one's a soft, hairy fruit and the other's a kiwi!

true

In the age of 'fake,' these surprising adversaries are keeping it real on donald trump

false

What do you call a tree that you can fit in your hand? a palm tree!!!

true

Possession is nine-tenths of the law. the other tenth must be exorcism.

true

Rick perry to join 'dancing with the stars'

false

Texas public school districts may now store, not trash, leftover food

false

The local chinese restaurant has creme brulee, but it's not on the menu. it's secret asian flan

true

How one california city pays its most violent offenders to stay out of trouble

false

Why you shouldn't put your child on a diet

false

Drugs used in newborns need more research, doctors say

false

What do you call the musical messiah? gsus

true

Colleges are the next battleground in the fight for free tampons

false

Westerners join iraqi christian militia to fight isis

false

How to get a job without experience ? just run for office!

true

One day my gps is gonna say, you should know this one by now and shut off.

true

I have electrified a clickbait journalist's toilet. number 2 will shock them.

true

Columbus short ordered to pay spousal, child support to estranged wife

false

The good, bad and ugly of what happened when my husband came out as trans

false

Where the woman's neck ends the infinity begins.

true

What do a dead vibrator and a moving bus have in common? you can't get off.

true

Why is my girlfriend like a deep fat fryer? they're both dangerously hot and belong in the kitchen.

true

Obama slams republicans after 'heartbreaking' supreme court ruling on immigration

false

At this stage of my life, good in bed means not snoring or stealing the covers.

true

14 things 'parks & recreation' taught us about food

false

The heartbreaking sound of a voice from the past

false

Big sunglasses are an ugly girl's best friend.

true

What has happened to common sense these days? its become nothing but pocket change.

true

My new thesaurus is terrible in fact i'd go as far to say that it's terrible

true

Craft of the day: create a fun and funky elephant planter

false

What do you call a dock that lost it's cock? a transport

true

Chuck schumer trolls gop over donald trump's comparison of america to vladimir putin

false

Brad pitt and angelina jolie wanted to have 12 kids

false

Isis bombers launch deadly attack near top shia shrine in damascus

false

I know my limits. i don't pay any attention to them, but i know them.

true

People who replace christ with x are missing the whole point of what the christbox 360 is about.

true

I gave away all of my dead batteries free of charge.

true

The real secret to long, lean muscles (video)

false

I haven't showered since last year. it's still 2014, right?

true

'avengers: infinity war' directors reveal who died and survived off screen

false

Comedian to upset white people: black people have felt this way forever

false

In 218 bc hannibal crossed the alps with elephants. he got a mountain range that never forgets.

true

The most popular dog names of 2013 (photos)

false

Maybe democrat tim ryan is challenging nancy pelosi; maybe something else is going on

false

How do you get a kleenex to dance? you put a little boogie in it

true

Confucius say when mosquito land on testicle, you learn to solve problem without violence

true

No one told him syria borders iraq why did obama provide weapons to al-qaeda in syria

true

What did the heatsink say to the cpu? i'm a huge fan!

true

Soho house founder nick jones on hotel bête noirs and falling for south america

false

George clooney has some harsh words for 'failed screenwriter' steve bannon

false